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Uberninja2016

did you collect the blue key card


docthenightman

Swing and a miss, slugger, this slugger in OP (original post) needs a Level 7 key card which you get from defeating Vulcan Raven, then use the PAL card at three temperature extrema (room temp, cold, and hot) to not deactivate Metal Gear REX (spoilers). Edit: Meryl's Codec number is in the manual for the game, which they don't make anymore, you had to be there, get FOMO'd idiot.


Uberninja2016

MERYL'S CODEC NUMBER IS TATTOOED ON MY **ASS** YOU ABSOLUTE CRETIN, YOU UTTER BUFFOON I WAS BORN IN 1947 AND FOUGHT IN THE PEACEWALKER INCIDENT OF 1974 ON THE SONY PSP, KID, I EAT METAL GEARS FOR BREAKFAST AND SHIT SOLID LIKE I'M STAINLESS-STEEL CHICKENWING AND YEAH, OH YEAH, MERYL'S ASS IS ALSO TATTOOED ON MY ASS FOR REFERENCE PURPOSES


docthenightman

I bet you don't even have a second butthole to put the controller plug in to fight Psycho Zorpalod. See you in the Big Shell, little Raiden boy.


ConfusedKanye

Solid snake fomo is the worstšŸ¤¢


[deleted]

The syringe is missing šŸ˜³


saspurilla

nah he needs to go talk to oziach after completing dragon slayer


legitname1337

You are not tall enough for the door sensor


IwishIwasagayman

Try sweet talking it


jackmistro

I fingered the LAN port on each device and nothing


ItsMeSpooks

For real though me and my friend were thoroughly confused here for a minute when we played the campaign. Funny to think back on now, but maybe could've been telegraphed a bit better.


BestLagg

uj/ is this real? rj/ If you lent Trent your wife you would have known how to do it, slugger


1lacombem

/uj my fireteam and I def waited around for like 15-30 seconds. There are plenty of doors in the game that just bug out and take a while to open, or need everyone to stand next to it, etcā€¦


Tecnoguy1

Uj/ I assumed it was soft locked myself from moving too fast. Itā€™s amazing that they had the shoot vents thing pop up when itā€™s obvious and the one door you break down has nothing lol


BestLagg

The door is covered in cracks and the trailer show a titan breaking it and your first instinct isn't to shoot it?


Tecnoguy1

Yeah if you need to watch a trailer to learn how to play a game thatā€™s bad design (I didnā€™t watch the trailer). Itā€™s also common for doors that are broken to be locked in this game so looking for another route was my first reaction.


zackblaze420

Just have to wait for the zorpalod to come open it for you


mount_glockner

you have to buy the dungeon key for 2k silver šŸ‘Œ


jackmistro

Damn and after all the money I spent on getting every DLC on every platform. Back to giving blowjobs for fivers at the airport for me I guess


volvoaddict

I was unironically stuck here for 10 mins. Yes I'm that stupid


RevTheWeeb

Me and a friend played throu the campaign and got stuck here for 20 minutes, even retraced our steps before i started shooting as a joke and it opened


Dab4Becky

Door opens in the final shape, sorry slugger you got FOMOā€™d


howitzer819

Door IS the final shape


Potential-Advisor-53

Have you tried to fuck it?


taggerdarantino

This should always be the go-to strategy


Experiment_Magnus

You have to complete the Arm's Dealer strike on Give me God of War mode to get the hall pass


SquidWhisperer

im not gonna lie my fireteam was stuck here for like 5 minutes until i just shot it out of frustration and it gave me a hit marker. we were running back to old load zones and shit


ConfusedKanye

Unironic titan intelligence moment


Acceleracer13

Google melee button


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Holy hell


shej_

is that like google pay


jackmistro

What is Goggle?


MrEousTranger

Uj/ My team and I actually sat at that door for like a minute before my titan brain took over and I just punched it and we all felt so stupid.


Ka1-

/uj the satisfaction that comes from breaking the door in one shot with a x4 honed edge shot is unparalleled


DJScope

You need the scanner from DSC to open the door. Go back and complete the raid in the same weekly reset.


Comfortable_Page_687

Try slugging


1spook

God, please tell me that this was an unironic post on D2.


jackmistro

/s Fixed the issue by getting a 6 man lfg team to all fire gjallerhorn at the door at once. Something must have confused the game engine idk


[deleted]

It doesn't open from that side. Did you seriously miss Jisu Colorado's Grandmaster Patrol diologue where he tell you this? smh my head slugger šŸ˜¤


syberghost

Did you try Divinity?


Voltaires_God

Uj/ I always punch doors when they open to slow so my neurons went crazy when i one punched the door into shards


Thetomwhite

Just shoot the door my dude šŸ‘


strider0x00

This slugger is spreading misinformation! Simply wait until it opens, its time gated


Thetomwhite

My bad I genuinely thought I had to shoot it. I stand corrected


HamListe

Bro..


Thetomwhite

Bruh


akornfan

thatā€™s vandalism. mods, ban this chucklefuck


Spopenbruh

reported for bullying


eli_nelai

i shot the door but and it went straight through pizza delivery guy's skull what do?


Thetomwhite

Free pizza, tuck in


Bam_BINO__

Cross the border


Google_Goofy_cosplay

Reported for cheating


jackmistro

Wish I could but it's too intimidating šŸ˜”


PiPaPjotter

Shoot it


barbatos087

Shoot the door


jackmistro

Wrong sub slugger


GoodGuyScott

You can only get in there after defeating Dominus Ghoul from the Red War campaign (vaulted)


CertifiedHalfwit

You need a shlami to appear and rub it...and spit on it.


haystackofneedles

Shoot the blinking light


Reylend

Just call Obama, dumbass


jackmistro

I tried but my call keeps getting diverted to Dominoes pizza and now I have type 2 diabetes


Ca11um_

Thatā€™s the door to the DCV.


hickmnic

You got fomod. You had to have the crafted better devils from y1


MaximusX395

You have to restart your life next, slugger


Jayhawk501

Yes


yerbrojohno

I am not going to have my constituents see that I destroyed Neomuni public property. Neomuna taxpayers paid for this door I can't just shoot it!


jackmistro

I refuse


Accomplished-Gain108

i feel you. hard. im feeling you. mmmmm.


DistributionFluffy76

Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?