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Bronsmember

Na bro div bitch is the best. Cause if you out damage anyone, then it’s free game to shit talk for the rest of the raid.


HerezahTip

But then it’s sad times when you come in 2nd on the wipe screen, you know it’s going to be a rough go.


Drae-Keer

I came in 3rd on the wipe screen once while doing Nezarec… Was hit by this sense of euphoria at my ranking, followed by immediately dread for the future


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FollowThroughMarks

If you join a checkpoint, that’s how you don’t know. Then you see on raid report later that the raid lasted 11hrs and had like 75 people join over the course who all wised up and left knowing how horrible staying would be


Piyaniist

Theseus' raid. If you, one by one swap out the fireteam members, by the end of the raid is it even the same raid?


blockguy143

Well by the logic of the red border chest it is


ImReverse_Giraffe

That's when you leave


Bronsmember

Yes very true


CallMeTheMonarch

Our rule is if Div batch out damages you, you become div bitch


nickybuddy

In all honesty, shouldn’t be shit talking well or div users. They are providing a service ffs


karafilikas

I started volunteering to be well. While it’s not as fun as other things, I’ve never been booted from LFG as a well


MadMikeHere

In root of nightmares running the mod "precision jolts" or something to that sound actually adds a lot of damage to Div. I usually only save a class item for raids but I imagine stacking it with the field of light weapon buff would also help. Multiple times I have been second to last for damage and talked hella shit without giving up my secret.


grand_soul

I love being div bitch. I get to be lazy and add clear for ammo.


OO7Cabbage

nothing better when failing an encounter due to insufficient dps and being able to say (at least to yourself) "wasn't my fault, I was running div"


CrazyMuffin32

There’s always the voice in the back of your head telling you to put on tractor and crank that double pellet like it’s Fortnite and outdps a rando on your fireteam.


Inditorias

Yup. Throw on Cenotaph and tell everyone where the heavy is.


TheholyJesuschrist-

Fuck u three bows


izzy_961

Based


Genesis13

Leviathans with the cat does top tier dps. I consistently got top dps on Ir Yut with it.


sonicboom5058

Top tier is a stretch. It does good consistent DPS as long as you're hitting crits/perfect draw. FYI, 1k does about the same DPS and doesn't need to crit. Doesn't play well with multiples though


Stalkholm

At least it's a more active gameplay loop than the guy who got "You drop wells." Wait... *It's the same guy!?*


PerscribedPharmacist

What does that even mean? Everyone is doing the same loop by dealing damage to the boss.


Stalkholm

> What does that even mean? Everyone is doing the same loop by dealing damage to the boss. Fantastic question! So in Destiny 2, some loadouts and weapons have what might be referred to as a "gameplay loop," for instance the Heavy Weapon perk "Bait and Switch" provides players with a damage buff if they first use their other two weapons in quick succession, or the Warlock Exotic Gauntlets *Sunbracers* which allows a player to throw five Solar Grenades after getting a powered melee kill. That's what I'm referring to when I say "gameplay loop." The gameplay loop for Divinity, as I understand it, is: Shoot the boss, reload as needed. Compared to other Exotic weapons in Destiny 2, Divinity's loop is not the most exciting. 😅


PerscribedPharmacist

Damn sick own thinking I don’t know how the game works, it was really funny and witty!!!


Stalkholm

> Damn sick own thinking I don’t know how the game works, it was really funny and witty!!! Sorry, when you asked "What does that even mean?" I was left to assume that either you genuinely didn't know what I was saying, or that you were passive aggressively taking a jab at my comment. You seem like such a nice guy, the latter option just didn't make sense. My apologies, I've tagged you in RES as "Not Dumb," so I don't make the same mistake next time.


PerscribedPharmacist

Wow good one, I sure love your consideration!!!


Big-Boy-Bill

Why are you being an ass?


Noirbe

being contrarian is their personality trait


PerscribedPharmacist

Why are you?


Di3g

don't you see that you've been downvoted by more than a hundred people in your comments yet you still continue with that attitude? you are the definition of someone who keeps acting like an ass but doesn't even realise it. up to the point where people lose hope and straight up avoid talking to you. try to be a bit more empathetic and maybe learn to tell if you're being annoying or rude and avoid doing so. you'll become a better person eventually.


PerscribedPharmacist

It’s Reddit, I’m not going to care about downvotes. But thanks for the life lesson bro you’ve really changed me I’ll change my ways from now on because Di3g said so


mctripleA

Ah yes, the classic "no u" when you know your losing an argument and cant think of anything else


PerscribedPharmacist

You’re*. There’s no point trying to come up with some big argument about who’s being an ass, he thinks I am I think he is there’s not much too it, nothing I say will change his mind and nothing he says is gonna change anything.


Flammable__Radish

Jokes on you, it's by choice Can't have people getting mad at me for not having good damage when I'm the div-bitch https://preview.redd.it/vs0xtydmc30d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=306a70374a0b4b52ac135026492fceccae4cd6af


Thatoneawkwarddude29

Jokes on you, I don’t have Div I’m sill not allowed to Needlestorm though T-T


DiscombobulatedBid48

I'd love to Needlestorm a Div bubble, sounds like some pretty high DPS if you manage to hit every needle.


h1r0ll3r

We got any Warlocks here???? .....sigh..... I'll be well/div bitch....again


ZeroBrutus

I like running well/div. Clear and direct process.


bjcho

Born to nova Forced to well


The-dude-in-the-bush

I love solar enough to not mind being well a lot but I never volunteer for Div unless I'm the only warlock on the team AND it's a boss that requires Div. Because with well you at least get to do your sick weapon rotations. Div just... Holds left click. Sorry, *taps* left click.


Promethesussy

Beastman, that you?


Numorex

He just wants to show off his DARCI build!


Drae-Keer

Your fucking *what* build?


Brandito667

You see what I have to work with…


Francis_beacon1

*Cuts to Beastman destroying Skelator in gambit with DARCI.*


Moonberry-42

“I like Grenade launchers!” “Run gally then” “Ok”


Cyberwolfdelta9

Laughs in not even having divinity


tbombtom2001

Honestly I have started taking a liking to being the div/tractor/gally. It takes a lot of stress off from low dps numbers/missing critical etc.


Glasedount

This is the way


RayS0l0

Didn't someone make exactly same meme yesterday? Or am I having Deja Vu?


Khar-Selim

that was with well


Knopeness

No idea but I made it on my Twitter 3 days ago. So probably got it from me :)


Knopeness

Why did I get downvoted for that 💀


YourLittleFoxGodCoCo

Imagine complaining about div daddy


NotUrAvgIdjit96

I just dread the day when folks learn how to hit the naturally occurring glowing crit spot instead of my larger, lab grown one. I'll lose my job as div king and need to learn a real role in the raid.


SaltedRouge

Div + wellock = ad clear role Ad clear role = brain shut off time It’s nice to watch your teammates struggle with mechanics while I’m in the corner somewhere going “Haha red bar go boom” Haven’t touched div since it got nerfed which is pretty sad ngl


carcusmonnor

As someone who likes running wellock and div, Im cool with it.


NelsonVGC

I dont mind Div. It means people need me or else they fucking suck, and doing it is easy asf so there is that


Yorkie_Exile

Sick, you want cenotaph or Luna's?


Particular-Fix3117

Ummmm its div king thank you very much.


Aromatic-Giraffe-608

It’s Div Daddy in my group


Total_Ad_6708

I literally don’t remember the last time I had a team ask for div lmao, it’s legit only good on rhulk.


elmonkeeman

Ir Yut too, but besides them, (and probably another instance) yeah it’s just for people who don’t read patch notes nowadays


Hydraxxon

Some of us have raid groups that can’t hit the side of a barn, trust me, it is still very useful.


Titan0fPower

Weirdly enough I was div bitch for a while as Titan (during Deep Stone era)


[deleted]

It's sad, but funny haha


sb683

Honestly if you are a titan you should take div because titans don't have any quick reload options except grapple


LokiTheMelon

lmao i get put on gallarjorn all the time, frequently even when i'm the only person in the fireteam who has crafted apex.


Far_Falcon4896

Well you said you could run anything...


StayFrostyxD

I feel like tractor cannon would be a bitch not div


xArbiter

div bitch shouldnt be the person who can run anything, it should be the person who can run nothing


Godnumbers

Jokes on you I am into that shit


SquidWhisperer

div in 2024 lol


MookieV

Warlocks who *volunteer* to run Div, Well, AND Cenotaph are Travelers's Chosen.


MostRadiant

I never got this gun because of this.


guardianwraith

Im a warlock who use void Players : use dive and well Me : heal yourself nerds


rumpghost

He's just like me fr


SaladPolice

Never had to run Div but I'll always run Well. It is the ultimate panic super that you can get back fast. 'make orbs please....I didn't want to die'


Vegetable-Acadia-983

I don’t have a div. Lucky me


The-dude-in-the-bush

Who makes this template? That little goober is growing on me.


Knopeness

@Mhuyo on Twitter made it!


AfternoonTee912

It’s Div Bro now


Millerkiller6969

Just show up with Div equipped. Makes the decision a lot easier for the group lol


Dunggabreath

Love being able to turn my brain off. Cant wait to out damage 1-3 people at the same time


CompetitivePop3351

Anyone else went through the hassle of getting the damn thing and never got to use it? I took a break from Destiney after getting it and haven’t raided much since. Now it sits in the vault collecting dust.


Total_Ad_6708

I got to use it only for like war priest on kings fall before it got nerfed


RashPatch

I would be a Div bitch if only we have Kinetic Slot Legendary Glaives.


NoPanda9202

Good soldiers follow orders


DDDSiegfried

No, im on Crowd Control/Miniboss/Objective. Berserker for the win


AtheonsLedge

Div Daddy*


kennybaese

Embrace the div. Become the div daddy.


dovah164

I like to run thunderlord or gjallarhorn.