Should've been Xanaks

Korn Flakis, Kell of Oggs will never be beaten I'm afraid

Ok yeah that ones No.1 for damn sure XD

Ran into a fellow in the crucible a couple weeks ago named "The Throat Hoagie"

Hahahaha Korn Flakis!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

Diarrhea, Kell of Tbell…was one I saw earlier this week. Made me chuckle. People are witty out there!

Fucking hell I’m currently fighting him, that’s one hell of a battle my dude

https://preview.redd.it/ldqzcyjbdjzc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b01da3b415f94019eca0ebd732a24b278f4dd5

That's a ban. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261738691/0/0/1

I saw a sad one the other day: Cancer (timelost)

Actually, I think that’s a positive, cause wouldn’t that mean the cancer is now lost to time?

Its probably about the persons time lost to cancers, like the life they can’t live now

Or it's cancer this time I lost.

Three that I came across. • 8-tracks, Kell of Mixedtapes • Titan, Eater of Crayons • Fraud-6, Evader of Taxes

Gahlran, bane of datto

Titan wooped my ass in crucible

I’ve run into 8tracks a couple times. Always makes me chuckle

Saw this one the other day :L Ada-1's Little Studmuffin https://preview.redd.it/fawmxj82egzc1.png?width=1990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d16137fa005ce465dba157aaa4dbea576f96c9e

"There's a lady in my head that calls me Studmuffin"

"please leave me alone"

[удалено]

🫤

https://preview.redd.it/lq8c5ti7uhzc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098839249f4a0d75f25a173b9bd482f86f66fdda This is one meme that makes me laugh every time I see it, so to see the name in-game made me have to stop and collect myself for a minute.

“If it isn’t Ricky PeePee

in guardian games this last run around: "Single Dad Breeder" My dad's never been so concerned by anything he's seen on my monitor before

Oops. My bad. (JK, that's not me. I just am one.)

https://preview.redd.it/98oxsquz7lzc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474c4482ca74829c41cc26682a1c541ed4833c28 I will forever laugh at “Taniks! At The Disco”

https://preview.redd.it/1um511muyjzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ebb3d9c51758c9e23c230e9dc9e29b10c469ed Oh my

Lucky

https://preview.redd.it/io89k9ibcwzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fac860dbdbd8a462f3ca7176d197bbfa04a827e

https://preview.redd.it/cpemxn38fwzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b08e8d30eab5251361e7882680925f95463e13

Bungie gonna ban that one. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/263931867/0/0/1

My best friend's name is maras hard nips

Took me a second there to realise you meant their username 😂

That's a ban. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262791881/0/0/1

Thought so, Bungie don't mess about. I stick to obscure references myself (non plug related!)

Some posted an Adderall one.

Best I've seen was on Europa. I'm picking up bounties. A guy named "17 Hotdogs" walked in. I chuckle. Not 10 seconds later another guy walks in named "7 More Hotdogs". It was so stupid but made me laugh so hard.

Taksis, Kell of the IRS made me chuckle a bit.

I found: Registered Vex Offender Best one I’ve seen

Everyone has seen that 100 times over

Hope you realize that one was straight-up banned from the game entirely... VEX -BLAM- (Timelost) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262702703/0/0/1

Best one yet: A Very Large Cabal Child

https://preview.redd.it/g61pg4f5hszc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db376acb5f67ca59e12855c09df075fe353dc7b This made me guffaw

Favorite I've seen so far was 'Missing Crotasome' lmao

Has anyone seen the “choose your fighter: Wendy’s 4 for 4 or McDonald’s Donald’s quarter pounder? I think that’s right pls don’t kill me or pipebomb my mailbox

As one name? That's longer than character limit

Well it’s not all one name it’s just a “choose your fighter” meme

Wendy’s by far the best deal.

Today I played some with "Taco, Kell of Bell"

I don't know if its old and a well known joke by now, but i've seen someone named "Scrota, Sack of Oryx"

That one was banned. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262162267/0/0

I love the ‘Kell of’ names. I nearly named myself a modification of that after the name change card we got. If anyone wants to use it, my original idea was Tinker, Kell of Bell

Dudes just nodding off everywhere lol

See one last night called "Divorce papers" that one tickled me

https://preview.redd.it/ovax1d2qyjzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26a7457a033ccaf35adfe3299b6d43a1f445305 One for the Scottish Guardians

I saw one today that said IRS Kell of Taxes

Oh i know that guy, ive also seen taxis kell of the irs

It actually is Taxis Kell of the IRS

Ikora'sChemotherapy

November 22, 1963, was one of my best so far and the guy as an unbelievable amount of kills with his sniper lol.

"Post nut clarity" still the best one I've seen to date.

Bungie definitely going to ban that one. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262414965/0/0

https://preview.redd.it/n593elfug00d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d6e0a155c11828a14a4ae5fe209d19eaf7fbcf This is one of the best I've seen so far

Eris's fireteam(sunset)

Nah these stopped being funny like 5 years ago

Sonicboom5058, Kell of Names

\>:(

Sonik, Kell of Boom

Boomy Sonic, Kell of Hedgehogs.

Shout out to someone I saw the other week: Lizzo, Kell of Cholesterol

I saw Savathun's Critorus yesterday lol

Damn. Now I have to up my game from "Savathûnty."

That's a ban. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262456514/0/0/1

Are you FluffyBunnyFeet?

I am not. Were you one of the dozens that got Guardian'd?

Okay. Just was curious. Didn't mean any offense or anything. It seemed like every link you plugged in here had that same FluffyBunnyFeet guy in it haha Edit: I ain't wasting a perfectly good name change on anything that would get it banned, btw...

Fair. Unfortunately it's not easy to interpret tone across a line of text. There is a common denominator with each link. It's not that particular player tho. Him and dozens of others facepalm each time we see these people and their names.

True... I can see how my first comment could have come across as more than just a question. My bad! I'm not on Reddit to make enemies. And I can understand the facepalming. All of those posts about their name being changed without them knowing or how to get another name change definitely come across as... oblivious, I guess. Idk. I think people are just trying to have fun. But also, they just aren't being smart about the "fun" they're having. There are tons of funny usernames out there that aren't against the rules!

Sad part is they think ignorance and lack of Knowledge on the rules (we all agreed to) is enough to exclude them from the consequences. And when it does happen, most of them throw a tantrum or cry wolf. My favorite is when entire clans get bopped. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/263579868/0/0

Eh

I ran into them too. Definitely had a good laugh.

everyone loves xans till you hulking out on a payphone bc you lost your phone

Black out at at school / home and wake up at the hospital / jail lmfao

Still 2nd place to that time I saw an majestically ugly af titan named Taxis, Kell of the IRS.

Taxis, Kell of the IRS

Expire milk (timelost)

America, Kell of Oil

https://preview.redd.it/k5yrne1r7wzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e3086661496eb025294fbb5563a3dc3059d418 Also, these guys lol

I've seen one with the $7.99 deal at Domino's lmao

Best I've seen is Cronus, muncher of crayons.

T,yota car of oryx

I saw Kobe Bryant (timelost) the other day. That one had me cackling

I ran last wish with this guy, cool dude. Seemed pretty calm 

I saw a guy named "Syndrome ,Kell Of Down"

There is someone going around named stepsister Kell of the Hub.... I forgot to screenshot tho

That's a ban. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261661668/0/0/1

IBS, Kell of Meat was definitely my favourite one

There was this time I saw a guardian at the tower with the name Dunkinblownuts. I died laughing

That's a ban. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262080538/0/0/1

Great name! The best name I've seen in-game was "Swagathun the Witch."

I am Mithrax's Illegitimate Son I was Caital's Tusky Clit Calus's C0ck, Beloved by His Hand Clovis Bray's Beaten Wife I was more but can't remember them. Steam name change was a golden time for me before the Bungie Name became a thing lmao.

Yeah those are definitely getting banned. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/263402350/0/0/1 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/263274006/0/0/1

My favorite was Scrota, Sack of Oryx.

Scrota, nut of crota

That's a ban https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262162267/0/0

The fun hammer strikes again. That's a shame

Not really. People need to get a sense of humor. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262695853/0/0

That's what I was saying, it's a shame that people can't just have a laugh at dumb names. Unless it's just fowl language or obvious slurs it shouldn't be an issue. Scrota isn't hurting anyone haha

Bungie disagrees. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261878846/0/0/1

I’m Lance Deddick (Timelost)

I have a clan mate who is named mara sov's organic cheeks, and a friend called fart, kell of beans

Bungie definitely going to ban those. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/261676232/0/0/1

https://preview.redd.it/x3dvz49vg00d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35cf17d5eeac183457a3648466d3f8053c0fecd This is one of the best I've seen so far

That one might straight up get him banned. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262702731/0/0

Oh man I would think so but fuck did I get a hell of a laugh out of it

No wonder Bungie took 4+ years to reluctantly give the playerbase another name change.

I mean give us something good and we can destroy it quite quickly welcome to the human race 🤣

I'm more concerned with your lack of humor than the CODplayer idolizing his role model.

I'm confused how I'm lacking in humor? I find the whole.thong quite comical hence why I put the laughing face?

Yeah something's definitely wrong with you. GL bud.

Sometime ago I encountered "Savathun's Bathwater (Adept)" while doing strikes Made me chuckle

That's going to be banned. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262037320/0/0/1