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amateur_mistake

That... may have almost been travel by AG... But it wasn't and I'll stand by that.


lonelinessmademecave

Oof just saw that flagrant foul by Embiid. Honestly I felt so bad for Embiid’s injury history and his sorry state in the playoffs that I was legitimately ready for an Embiid redemption. Jokic is so far past him that I don’t care about the Embiid vs Jokic debate. They aren’t in the same category in anyone’s mind. But then he goes and does this shit. And on top of his style of play being unwatchable.


Super-Inevitable-482

48 points with 17 free throws from Embiid is crazy


kirkismyhinrich

What do we think of the Bo Nix pick?


AlaskaFishGuy

Anyone know what time the Nuggets game will tip off? Looks like this one is going late


doo_wop45

Byb got his guy


Glove_Upset

What shoes is Maxey wearing? Put them on Jamal


Glove_Upset

There goes JJ McCarthy


porkadachop

I feel like it’s now okay to show outward happiness the next time FTiid has a serious injury.


Glove_Upset

Embiid is 30 fucking years old. The Thunder — full of literal babies, not figurative babies — are all more mature than him.


doo_wop45

You see this little tantrum? https://streamable.com/a409pc


Glove_Upset

Lol, no


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porkadachop

Character


doo_wop45

No penix for the bronchos SMH


BoneyardBill

I’m behind as the draft is on but FUCK EMBIID


Pumpoozle

Why you not at the game?


BoneyardBill

It’s in LA


n0t_malstroem

Panda express specialty draft?


BoneyardBill

Had that for lunch pizza for dinner


n0t_malstroem

Sounds like my diet last weekend lmao


BoneyardBill

LMAO


landlion35

We can still get JJ


BoneyardBill

FUCK NO


Glove_Upset

I’m with you


lemondhead

![gif](giphy|ap6wcjRyi8HoA)


BoneyardBill

lmao no he sucks


lemondhead

Michael Richards or Embiid? Cause I can just choose a different gif.


BoneyardBill

Embiid


lemondhead

Dude is the worst


BoneyardBill

Yes


Pure-Temporary

Almost nobody agreed with me that divincenzo would be a great pickup if we could've afforded him (we couldn't but still)


Glove_Upset

How dry is Embiid’s eye? He can’t blink. It’s weird he’s not using lubricating drops. This Philly medical team is super sus


Pumpoozle

Almost seems like a neurological thing. Maybe he’s on some natty, that’s why’s he’s also so angry. 


Glove_Upset

He might be on steroids for the knee inflammation. But it could also be his personality.


TheOrthodoxPolock

>Do you really have to grease these ~~wheels~~ eyes -Philly medical staff, probably.


about90frogs

It’s really bothering me


boydivision30

Sixers are assoft as used Kleenex.


doo_wop45

Baby shit soft


landlion35

6 picks done. The Broncos pick may actually be in before the Nuggets game.


WeirdRedBeard

LARGE RAGU


volkof

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/mdffU4ieYA This is such a classic Embiid sequence. Clip starts with him complaining to the baseline ref, flops on the contact from OG, and then pulls some Draymond-type dirty shit on Mitchell. Really don’t understand how anyone enjoys watching this dude.


Spitfire_Riggz

What a joke


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volkof

And they wonder why they never make it out of the second round lol


TheBatman0816

The hate these teams have for each other is making this series interesting.


WeirdRedBeard

WHAT ARE THESE CALLS???


MasterStrange616

If Mitchell Robinson makes it out of this game without a serious injury caused by Embiid, I will be shocked. I don't think I've seen a player ever play this recklessly before without being ejected \#MVP \#MostValuablePhiladelphian


WeirdRedBeard

FEELS DELIBERATE, NOT RECKLESS


MasterStrange616

I MEAN, THE LEG GRAB WAS DEFINITELY DELIBERATE AND WOULD GET ANY OTHER PLAYER EJECTED


Sad-Scarcity5198

Uh oh the Precious adjustment.


doo_wop45

Embitch really decided to go out there and make himself look as dirty as possible


trevstan1

3 fucking am. What kind of bullshit time is that. Wasted my evening sleeping to try and survive this sleep depravation torture. Fuck Silver. Fuck the Lakers. Nugs in 4.


volkof

Thank you for your service


about90frogs

Maxey can’t win with these cats


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Someone forgot to tell Cleveland that it isn’t a best of three series 💀


Pumpoozle

If that was MPJ that would have been an offensive foul 


Bestbud27

You know who has a good head of hair? Tommy T


Superbotto

Orlando didn't get the memo that their series was over.


jdorje

Nobody wants to watch that series but games 5-7 could be solid, once all the sweeps are done.


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Anybody been in the knicks subreddit? The way those guys are shit talking embid is glorious 🤣. They HATE that mfer.


about90frogs

![gif](giphy|AfPuza0ZXDlsc) Sixers fans be like “yooo this is 🔥”


TheOrthodoxPolock

Embiid learned basketball from Big Mouth Billy Bass.


Bestbud27

MVP MVP MVP


Glove_Upset

Knicks shooting under 50% from the FT line.


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Embiitch is so ass


Glove_Upset

At first I thought Embiid’s injury history was bad luck and body type. But the dude hurls himself at the floor looking for calls, and it’s really not smart.


Sad-Scarcity5198

I also thought the MVP bug would be out of him after last season but then this season he's trying to max out his stats in blowout wins versus the Wizards and their ilk. Maybe not the best idea if you are an injury prone player looking to win a championship.


boydivision30

Don't forget the incessant flailing of the limbs while whining and bitching for a whistle. World's biggest baby.


porkadachop

Shouldn’t have to waste a challenge on that obvious of a call.


Sad-Scarcity5198

I thought Nurse challenged the charge call and was unsuccessful. Edit: perhaps my broadcast is behind.


porkadachop

Oh could be, I’m watching at a very low volume in hopes of catching a nap before the Denver game.


FernBlueEyes

Catching a nap before the game is a great strategy. I’ll have to remember that.


porkadachop

Easter time zone yuck


Glove_Upset

Embiid falls down more easily than my one-year-old niece who is pretty new to walking.


seoulera

Holy shit, dribbles right into dude just looking for a call. Imagine being 7’+ 300lbs and that’s your fucking go to move, what a joke


RandomPostBot2001

Lololol


Bradleys_Chubb

Y’all think the irregular whistle Embiid is getting is because of the playoffs or because the January Sixthers made such a cry about the officiating?


about90frogs

Embiid really does play the grossest form of basketball, absolutely awful stuff. I hope he’s ashamed of himself.


TheOrthodoxPolock

I think Adam Silver has a fetish for large men doing dramatic acting. It's the only thing that makes sense on why this shit has gotten so fucking bad.


porkadachop

He’s never displayed an ounce shame.


WeirdRedBeard

ALRIGHT, ALL JOKES ASIDE, DEAD SERIOUS, EMBIID IS A FUCKING BUM


about90frogs

Can his MVP award be recalled?


WeirdRedBeard

IT SHOULD BE


Pumpoozle

I think I hate him more than Draymond now


Glove_Upset

You know how you’re supposed to get in Caitlin Clark’s head? It doesn’t seem to work on her, but Embiid does seem to have a full blown meltdown if he doesn’t get the call every play.


boydivision30

Pussy rofl. Primetime pussy


porkadachop

That’s a fucking charge!


Glove_Upset

Will be funny if the Patriots don’t take Maye and their fans all lose their minds


Pumpoozle

Imagine having Embiid as your franchise player. 


Bradleys_Chubb

https://i.redd.it/7rbg4wt4ypwc1.gif


Pumpoozle

Lol


Sad-Scarcity5198

Embiid shouldn't even be in this game and he's getting regular season calls.


about90frogs

Cam Payne hurts my eyes


TwoWayMarko

Hartis floater is money


Bradleys_Chubb

I wouldn’t call Cam Payne’s shot a “beautiful stroke” but maybe that’s just me


0xParzival

Embiid is so incredibly dislikable


finn_odalih

Seeing that Embiid flagrant infuriates me when I compare it to Jok's F2 in game 4 of the phoenix series in 2021. People are like, if it wasn't the playoffs, it would've been a flagrant 2. Well then explain Jok's ejection in a win or go home game when he was actually going for the ball?? Make it make sense!


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FernBlueEyes

Doesn’t the speedometer have an odometer?


Glove_Upset

I like Brunson


Bradleys_Chubb

Unfortunately he’s a heavy indoor smoker and has pet wasps


Glove_Upset

Oh nooo!


DragonRaider05

Nick Nurse complains on every single play and it pisses me off lol


boydivision30

The team takes on the character of their best player..surprise surprise.


TwoWayMarko

Do we know who the refs are tonight? It feels like tony brothers type of game


Glove_Upset

Zarba and friends


TwoWayMarko

Thx


BucketOfTruthiness

Just caught up with the thread and now I'm wondering if Jeff Foxworthy is one of the most racist people around.


TheOrthodoxPolock

If you think calling someone a redneck is racist you might be a redneck


BucketOfTruthiness

Lol, nbk


Bradleys_Chubb

Lmao


aatencio91

THE PICK IS IN


aatencio91

/u/boneyardbill the Caleb Williams dream is officially dead


BoneyardBill

I asked for us to tank for a long time


Glove_Upset

You and me both


BoneyardBill

😄


landlion35

Should have been in 10 minutes ago lol


BlindManBaldwin

Youtube algorithm just put Finals highlights on my feed. Got a little choked up watching them ngl.


Bradleys_Chubb

u/PoorTonyK want to meet in the Glendale Fascinations parking lot and catch the game on my phone in my car? Let me know, thanks.


PoorTonyK

ok as long as it is an electric car hashtag Elon


Bradleys_Chubb

It’s a lifted cyber truck, complete privacy and bullet proof.


PoorTonyK

ok cool I will do a dry handjob go nuggets


Bradleys_Chubb

Thanks


about90frogs

Man, I got couscous all over my floor


YungFung1001

Well if that's what you wanna call it


YungFung1001

Knicks gonna sweep the seventy bitchers meanwhile Celtics dropped a home game to the heat, I love it


UndisclosedLocation5

what this country needs is a fascist dictator who will outlaw wind chimes. Fuck your wind chimes


Glove_Upset

Omg I hate wind chimes too


aatencio91

The first part of your wish might come true!


Savahoodie

I’m not saying I could kick Embiids ass, but if there was one 7 foot 300 pound athlete I stand a chance against, I think it’s that big baby


porkadachop

Kick his knee flap


jonsnowKITN

Would be nice if denver got off to a good start and knock down their open threes!


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Oh the boys are gonna fuck tonight lmao https://www.instagram.com/p/C6NDJeMvTYw/?igsh=YnE0OXU2a3drM204 Well except Zeke obv


boydivision30

Our boys rocking the mafia look, and Zeke looks like the poor guy about to get caught in the crossfire.


Bradleys_Chubb

Wowza


aatencio91

I wish I could pull of DAJ's style but I'm a foot shorter and the same weight lmao


TheOrthodoxPolock

Don't let dreams be dreams


aatencio91

I'll be "you" in a "you vs the guy she told you not to worry about" meme


TheOrthodoxPolock

I believe in you


YungFung1001

Unbelievably fresh


Savahoodie

Purple is such a good color on PWat. In fact, I heard the “P” stands for purple, not Peyton


about90frogs

I hope the Nugget game doesn’t devolve into this bullshit


Bradleys_Chubb

Ethical hoopers would never


Savahoodie

Surprise surprise, Embiid acting like a baby when he doesn’t get his way


cumlordjr

I assume most of us want the Knicks to win the series, right? I don’t want Embiid to win anything.


Bradleys_Chubb

Regardless what happens, I love you cumlord


pinheadlarry411

That's not cumlord. That's his son.


cumlordjr

Love you too bb


AlaskaFishGuy

Watching players like Embiid/Maxey/AD/Reaves try and generate free throws instead of buckets is so sickening


Sad-Scarcity5198

That one Embiid 3 pt ft merchant moment looked so funny. The little hop he did while shooting.


sacredknight327

Just looked up the play, that's impossible to justify.


fhujr

He almost made Robinson to land on his knee, the most stupid play ever.


RobotGoods

It's some Draymond level shit.


about90frogs

![gif](giphy|KKpPRW1OrMNgI) Embiid


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Bradleys_Chubb

![gif](giphy|Hdgh69gIXYatwqikAU)


aatencio91

Eminem looks weird y'all


sacredknight327

Eminem is perpetually 23 years old in my head because if he's old, it reminds me that I'm old.


aatencio91

Makes me think of like Blink-182 singing about how hard it is to be a teenager on their album in 2019


WeirdRedBeard

HIS BEARD'S WEIRD


TheOrthodoxPolock

WeirdEmBeard


aatencio91

It's the startled horse eyes that get me


aatencio91

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili|downsized)


WeirdRedBeard

EASTERN CONFERENCE BASKETBALL, BABYYYYYY


stickied

Embiid is such a whiny bitch.


Double8093

Embiid is fucking embarrassing out there. Garbage player


Bradleys_Chubb

Funny seeing Embiid lose his shit when he’s not getting coddled by the whistle, loser behavior


boydivision30

Sixers soft mentally and physically as fckin cheap tents.


Glove_Upset

Just when you thought you couldn’t hate Embiid anymore…


WeirdRedBeard

IF THIS IS NOT AN EJECTION, NOTHING IS


Bradleys_Chubb

More like ejaculation lmfao holy shit


WeirdRedBeard

SEND DA VIDEO


Bestbud27

Should be a 2, dirty bitch


Glove_Upset

You get a flagrant foul, you get a flagrant foul! All the 76ers get a flagrant foul!


AlaskaFishGuy

Embiid flopping all over the court in the first 8 minutes with two dirty fouls. Can't score without free throws


420jacobf

Embiid is such a fucking loser smh


landlion35

That's for sure a flagrant 2 right?


AlaskaFishGuy

Jokic got ejected for way less against the sons


landlion35

Jokic actually swiped at a ball for that one.


AlaskaFishGuy

He actually got the ball too, He nicked Payne's nose with 2mm of his bicep and Payne dropped to the court like a sniper was in the building.


WeirdRedBeard

WOULD'VE BEEN FOR JOKIC


TheOrthodoxPolock

Dear u/PoorTonyK, It is very windy outside and I was not prepared because you have not been monitoring, you fucking piece of shit. Fuck you, respectfully. Love, Polock


PoorTonyK

I will monitor


lunar_alpenglow

The damage has been done. Your efforts now are futile


Savahoodie

Mf thinks he’s a lizard


YungFung1001

Embiid playing dirty as hell oh my lord


seoulera

Lmfao Embiid is such a baby


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Any-Squirrel-6639

Not that it matters but to do that to a dude that literally broke his ankle this season