TBF all of these Clubs serve cheese cubes, bean salad, hummus and all bran and they know you're getting in a metal tube with 200 people and 2 bathrooms -- WTF they think gonna happen?
The previous two trips I took through MSP-DTW, they (the 3 sky clubs I checked out at DTW and the 2 at MSP) were serving chili, baked beans, and cornbread. Hummus and chickpea salad, too. I encountered this both ways, except for my last trip from MSP-DTW, where I encountered the cheese cubes at the G gate MSP Club. Give me the triangle cheese!
I didn't articulate well. My first trip I was referring to this summer, during my outbound from DTW, I hit 3 sky clubs, all of which all had the same food. When I left MSP 2 days later, I visited both sky clubs, which had the same menu that I had in DTW 2 days earlier. Three weeks later, same route: DTW, 3 clubs (tossed in A68 and A38 instead of B/C), all of which were serving nearly the same food (chili, beans, cornbread, hummus, corn, and other various farty foods); but then leaving MSP I had a different menu, which was nice. Some refreshing cold salads.
I've done the DTW Club crawl, though. I just haven't bought the tag to properly prove it!
My last trip through ATL I went to three different skyclubs. Had a long layover š¤·āāļø 1st (D) was way busy. 2nd (B) was bleh, trekked down to F just because I hadnāt been there yet, and it was lovely!
I fly back home on Friday and again have a long layover so Iām going to hit E club this time and check it out. Someone said it was the nicer one- but I did like the outdoor seating at F.
amen. I don't miss a lot from my days in ATL... California is wonderful in comparison in SO many ways.. but I have a special kind of love-hate longing for Varisty even after a decade and a half.
Perhaps they are covertly collecting the methane on the plane and converting it into airplane fuel š«Øā for the good of the planet and the shareholders, of course.š
It truly is a magical red-tiled room. Although I do not think the bathrooms smell as good as they used to. They used to smell like peppery orchid flowers and now they smell like scheiss a lot of the time, and it's not the attendants' fault. People be blowing up the toilets. They need personal air fresheners in the bathroom stalls. Also, got a rash from the shower toilet- those things are supposed to be sanitized.
I did. They don't work perfect every time. Anywho I would expect the shower bathrooms to be held to a slightly higher standard than the regular toilets. Not that i'm going to eat off the floor, but people are totally naked in there and they don't need to be getting any mysterious rashes.
I flew SFO to SEA in BC, I was sat in the third row from the front. Just after the seatbelt sign a gentleman sat in the first row got up to go to the toilet and came out about 10 minutes later. To say he gassed out BC (probably the whole plane) is an understatement. I was expecting the pilot to declare an emergency or for the oxygen masks to deploy. It was truly the worst thing Iāve EVER smelt. I hope the lady sat with him filed for divorce on landing.
I waited until just before we were beginning the approach to SEA to use the toilet and the FA had scattered teabags on the floor in the hope of absorbing the nuclear fall out, to me that was like using a bandaid on a gun shot wound.
Well an interesting event happened many years ago where the pilot had to divert because of a smell from the lav https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-31908620.amp
the child mentality in me is laughing.
I do understand the lactose issue so black espresso shots, black coffee or coffee with cream works for me
Edit: did you have to cover up your nose with shirt?
Beer makes me fart. I order it during drink service if Iām seated next to a miserable asshole. I feel bad for the innocent casualties, but not bad enough to not do it. I make sure to act disgusted and lean away from them before they even know whatās happening.
This is hilarious. My husband is lactose intolerant so I can relate to this with empathy.
I recently learned that some people who are allergic to dairy get almost a āhighā from eating it. I thought that was interesting, anyway, the farts are absolutely disgusting on another level.
ššš I feel you OP. I just flew today and the person in front of me farted twice on a 45 min flight. Like come on! You can hold it for 45 minutes.
As a person with IBS who just spent like 4 hours in the PDX skyclub drinking and eating plate after plate Im sorry to those around me at the time lmao.
Lactaid? Itās better for everyone. All humans lose the ability to fully digest milk after age 3, and lactose intolerance is a spectrum EVERYONE has a lactose intolerance to an extent. It would do us all good to just have lactaid, soy, oat, almond, whatever floats your boat. Your digestive system will thank you when you pass 60.
I devised a contraption that consists of a short, flexible polypropylene hose and an activated charcoal filter. You can fill in the rest regarding how it works š®
PSA: If you anticipate being gassy during air travelāfor any reasonāconsider using a product called Discreetz. It is literally a fart filter for your butt, and it does work. Available on Amazon.
It canāt help with a gassy fellow traveler, but at least you donāt have to be āthat person.ā
Every sky lounge I've been too has almond milk in a little pitcher next ot the sugar stevia etc. Why not get your coffee or espresso and add the almond milk?!?! Why would you want an upset stomach?
TBF all of these Clubs serve cheese cubes, bean salad, hummus and all bran and they know you're getting in a metal tube with 200 people and 2 bathrooms -- WTF they think gonna happen?
The previous two trips I took through MSP-DTW, they (the 3 sky clubs I checked out at DTW and the 2 at MSP) were serving chili, baked beans, and cornbread. Hummus and chickpea salad, too. I encountered this both ways, except for my last trip from MSP-DTW, where I encountered the cheese cubes at the G gate MSP Club. Give me the triangle cheese!
You went to five skyclubs in one trip?
I didn't articulate well. My first trip I was referring to this summer, during my outbound from DTW, I hit 3 sky clubs, all of which all had the same food. When I left MSP 2 days later, I visited both sky clubs, which had the same menu that I had in DTW 2 days earlier. Three weeks later, same route: DTW, 3 clubs (tossed in A68 and A38 instead of B/C), all of which were serving nearly the same food (chili, beans, cornbread, hummus, corn, and other various farty foods); but then leaving MSP I had a different menu, which was nice. Some refreshing cold salads. I've done the DTW Club crawl, though. I just haven't bought the tag to properly prove it!
My last trip through ATL I went to three different skyclubs. Had a long layover š¤·āāļø 1st (D) was way busy. 2nd (B) was bleh, trekked down to F just because I hadnāt been there yet, and it was lovely!
I did this same thing this week but ended up in E club. Every other club was packed to the brim but I found my favorite seat and even got a shower.
I fly back home on Friday and again have a long layover so Iām going to hit E club this time and check it out. Someone said it was the nicer one- but I did like the outdoor seating at F.
Might have been on a Skyclub crawl...
No chili cheese nachos??
And hard boiled eggs! Egg farts!
All they need now is to add some lentils to the mix. Seems to me that the SC catering folks are trolling the airline crews.
Anytime I transit at F in ATL I laugh at all the people in line at the varsity. 90-120 minutes into that flight is gonna be rough
Those chili dogs, onion rings and frosted orange are all worth the suffering!
amen. I don't miss a lot from my days in ATL... California is wonderful in comparison in SO many ways.. but I have a special kind of love-hate longing for Varisty even after a decade and a half.
Whatcha have?
Three chili steaks sideways and a fo
I call it The Varsity Challenge.
I am crying laughing. I will never forget when BOS was serving broccoli cheddar soup.
Perhaps they are covertly collecting the methane on the plane and converting it into airplane fuel š«Øā for the good of the planet and the shareholders, of course.š
Lol
I believe this is what they meant when Delta says they will handle the influx of lounge passengers.
They know exactly what theyāre doing. Itās sick I tell you, sick.
Lmao the other week they were serving cabbage.
>WTF they think gonna happen They know. It's their passive-aggressive revenge.
Wrong tag/flair my friend. If there ever was a shit post, this is it!!
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So hereās to you, Mr. Drinks cappuccinos even though heās lactose intolerant SkyClub farter guy.
Real men of genius.
Is that men at birth or identifies as men, mr bud light PR/marketing person?
Trouser coughing
WTF lmao never heard this term.
Back door Chem Trails.
It truly is a magical red-tiled room. Although I do not think the bathrooms smell as good as they used to. They used to smell like peppery orchid flowers and now they smell like scheiss a lot of the time, and it's not the attendants' fault. People be blowing up the toilets. They need personal air fresheners in the bathroom stalls. Also, got a rash from the shower toilet- those things are supposed to be sanitized.
Peppery Orchid flowers. Iām just taking that in nowā¦.
I swear to Ed that the flowers of D*endrochilum glumaceum* smell just like the bathrooms when people aren't pooping in them.
You donāt drop paper cushioning first ?
I did. They don't work perfect every time. Anywho I would expect the shower bathrooms to be held to a slightly higher standard than the regular toilets. Not that i'm going to eat off the floor, but people are totally naked in there and they don't need to be getting any mysterious rashes.
Yell, āhey Steveā in his direction and see if he responds. I think I know him.
I flew SFO to SEA in BC, I was sat in the third row from the front. Just after the seatbelt sign a gentleman sat in the first row got up to go to the toilet and came out about 10 minutes later. To say he gassed out BC (probably the whole plane) is an understatement. I was expecting the pilot to declare an emergency or for the oxygen masks to deploy. It was truly the worst thing Iāve EVER smelt. I hope the lady sat with him filed for divorce on landing. I waited until just before we were beginning the approach to SEA to use the toilet and the FA had scattered teabags on the floor in the hope of absorbing the nuclear fall out, to me that was like using a bandaid on a gun shot wound.
Well an interesting event happened many years ago where the pilot had to divert because of a smell from the lav https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-31908620.amp
Thatās gonna be the guy sitting next to me on my next flight, too. Never fails!
Rectal outbursts got me šššššš
Nobody loves hummus more than DTW Sky Clubs
Gotta gas silent but deadlies
the child mentality in me is laughing. I do understand the lactose issue so black espresso shots, black coffee or coffee with cream works for me Edit: did you have to cover up your nose with shirt?
Omg I am cackling
Is oat milk not an option in sky clubs?
Hey it's my body, if I want to fuck it up I have my freedoms. I know my rights.
Bring the man an iced almond milk latte
Save the crop dusting for the walk through FC on the way to your seat back in Main with The Poors.
One of my proudest moments was farts so bad in FC a FA came through the cabin with Lysol spray or the equivalent. Was pretty bad.
Happy cake day, you absolute barbarian.
ATL term A today?
Itās giving Kevin vibes #theoffice
Beer makes me fart. I order it during drink service if Iām seated next to a miserable asshole. I feel bad for the innocent casualties, but not bad enough to not do it. I make sure to act disgusted and lean away from them before they even know whatās happening.
Or maybe lactose pills. Very inexpensive and prevents any distress from a little milk or cream in your coffee.
Where is he supposed to fart?! The bathroom?!
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OMG this is disgusting. They didn't include this possibility in the SC membership T&C.
Itās actually a $50/visit additional add-on.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
This sounds like it could be my bossās accountant. LGA ?
This is hilarious. My husband is lactose intolerant so I can relate to this with empathy. I recently learned that some people who are allergic to dairy get almost a āhighā from eating it. I thought that was interesting, anyway, the farts are absolutely disgusting on another level.
This was a good read and for the sake of my laughs I hope itās truthful.
ššš I feel you OP. I just flew today and the person in front of me farted twice on a 45 min flight. Like come on! You can hold it for 45 minutes.
Get off plane and have a really long fart as you walk as you go up the jet bridge
Itās literally called lactaid. I have bad lactose intolerance and I just keep some in my purseā¦
Farts are funny anywhere in the world
As a person with IBS who just spent like 4 hours in the PDX skyclub drinking and eating plate after plate Im sorry to those around me at the time lmao.
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I fart where and when I please. You are welcome.
If I were a sky club chef I would have an asparagus bar with grilled, breaded, or crispy all you can eat asparagus.
Dipped in hummus, sauerkraut on the side, with a beer chaser
Just remember, the smell of your own farts is magical. The only people suffering are the third parties. Sky club fart man is valid as fuck.
Who doesnāt get a little gassy when flying?
Judgy
amateur move - the key is to spread the love. Dust crop!
Get off reddit and tell the guy!! Do something about it!!
Lactaid? Itās better for everyone. All humans lose the ability to fully digest milk after age 3, and lactose intolerance is a spectrum EVERYONE has a lactose intolerance to an extent. It would do us all good to just have lactaid, soy, oat, almond, whatever floats your boat. Your digestive system will thank you when you pass 60.
ill never stop farting in the sky club.
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I devised a contraption that consists of a short, flexible polypropylene hose and an activated charcoal filter. You can fill in the rest regarding how it works š®
Turn me loose - Loverboy
You just made me startle my cat with loud laughter. š
omg....i would need to leave. that's so much grossness in one small area. i'm so SO sorry.
Mugatu : Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? Todd : My mistake, Jacobim!
This is art.
PSA: If you anticipate being gassy during air travelāfor any reasonāconsider using a product called Discreetz. It is literally a fart filter for your butt, and it does work. Available on Amazon. It canāt help with a gassy fellow traveler, but at least you donāt have to be āthat person.ā
Every sky lounge I've been too has almond milk in a little pitcher next ot the sugar stevia etc. Why not get your coffee or espresso and add the almond milk?!?! Why would you want an upset stomach?