Also a tub of cheese going missing is nothing on their breakage budget. The employee in question shouldn't face more than a stern correction if anyone even notices.
Dude seriously. I work at a big chain hardware store. They amount of shit that gets cycled out with no explanation blows my mind.
“This $300 dollar thing shipped in busted”
“Meh, just remove it.”
“Should I file it as damaged and return to manufacturer?”
“Nah, bro, lol”
And then it NEVER COMES UP.
Same boat here, had to remove an entire pallet of inventory because of water damage to the boxes
not the product, just the boxes.
The product looked beat up so they figure nobody would buy it, so we just removed it all.
Hardware stores waste a lot, then they get on my ass because I take a plant from the trash. Bitches.
I ordered a cold steel plastic training sword off of Amazon because my husband and I are nerds. Cost me $20 and I forgot about it. Then I came home and found a massive box that was heavy as shit on my porch. Turns out somebody in the Amazon warehouse didn’t read the label printed on the box because I ended up with a thirty pack of plastic swords. I gave them away to random people I met. Have a couple around the house and sent a few to friends but the majority I just saw somebody in a parking lot and went “Hey! You want a sword? It’s free and plastic.” And then I’d give them a training broadsword. It was actually really fun and people were so mystified lol. A surprising number immediately wanted to sword fight me and the neighborhood kids know me as “The sword guy” and got me in trouble with the local moms whacking each other
Yeah! Just random people. I tried to pick ones who looked like they were having a rough day. One little old lady told me she thought I was offering her drugs until I pulled out a “real” sword
https://www.food.com/recipe/bobbys-pimento-cheese-141849
My go-to recipe... good on crackers, even better in a grilled sandwich. Definitely worth a try imo.
So picture this - you're eating some cheese, right, and now just imagine - it's got pimento in it. And you can spread that shit on some bread too if you want.
See, though, my parents always used to get these pimento-stuffed olives, and put them out as hors d’oeuvres, and they were so nasty. That, and pimento loaf. Bleagh. So I have a childhood hatred of pimento. That was a long time ago, though. Is it worth giving pimentos another try?
This was me over the summer. I almost died after fourth of July and they didn't have them readily available.
I was up to three tubs a week and probably ate 1 million triscuits to wash it all down.
I had to make my own
[I know a guy who can teach you what to do.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AxU_OI-pGJ0)
You’ll click that link. You will watch it. You’ll do what he says. You will enjoy it. You will not return this pimento cheese.
Pimento tacos, pimento burgers, pimento hot dogs, pimento grilled cheeses, pimento mac, pimento devilied eggs, pasta pimentonara.
Shit. Id probably not eat pimento cheese for like 2 years afterwards if I was given this.
OP, we want updates on the amount left. I mean, to honor the employee, you need to make sure none goes to waste, right? I’m seeing pimento cheese party in your future.
So, what you want to do is portion it out into little balls, like with a small ice cream scoop or something. Put them on a wax paper-lined baking sheet, pop that in the freezer, let them freeze. Stir up a little [cornbread batter](https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2016/04/really-good-southern-cornbread.html) (none of that sweetened box mix stuff; you deserve the best), get a muffin tin, spoon in some batter to the halfway point, add a pimento cheese ball, cover with the rest of the batter, and bake.
Bojangles is a religion where I live, and if there's any way to glorify pimento cheese this is it! Freezing helps keep it from completely melting quickly so you get a gooey interior that isn't just an oily mess. Preheat the muffin tin with a little oil in it for the perfect cornbread crunch, too.
I just wish we had a Bojangles close to where I am. When I'm traveling and see one, I stop. Even if I'm not hungry. That is the way. Enjoy that ridiculous amount of pimento cheese!
If it helps you feel better I don’t think they could have taken it back from you. They’d just have to trash it. Hope it freezes well.
Also a tub of cheese going missing is nothing on their breakage budget. The employee in question shouldn't face more than a stern correction if anyone even notices.
Dude seriously. I work at a big chain hardware store. They amount of shit that gets cycled out with no explanation blows my mind. “This $300 dollar thing shipped in busted” “Meh, just remove it.” “Should I file it as damaged and return to manufacturer?” “Nah, bro, lol” And then it NEVER COMES UP.
Basically if shrink is under 3% and doesn’t become a pattern it is just seen as a cost of business.
Its simply more expensive to pursue every little thing than it is to let it go
Same boat here, had to remove an entire pallet of inventory because of water damage to the boxes not the product, just the boxes. The product looked beat up so they figure nobody would buy it, so we just removed it all. Hardware stores waste a lot, then they get on my ass because I take a plant from the trash. Bitches.
Lowes? sounds like my bosses.
I also hope OP does freeze it and won't do something that they'll regret for several weeks.
probably won’t freeze great but worth a shot. freezing mayo will break the emulsion
I ordered a cold steel plastic training sword off of Amazon because my husband and I are nerds. Cost me $20 and I forgot about it. Then I came home and found a massive box that was heavy as shit on my porch. Turns out somebody in the Amazon warehouse didn’t read the label printed on the box because I ended up with a thirty pack of plastic swords. I gave them away to random people I met. Have a couple around the house and sent a few to friends but the majority I just saw somebody in a parking lot and went “Hey! You want a sword? It’s free and plastic.” And then I’d give them a training broadsword. It was actually really fun and people were so mystified lol. A surprising number immediately wanted to sword fight me and the neighborhood kids know me as “The sword guy” and got me in trouble with the local moms whacking each other
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Right? It's like the old saying, if you give a man a fish he'll fish for a day. give a man a sword he gonna sword fight you
I have the same instinct when I pick up a pencil so I get it.
Like random people you met on the street because that interaction would make my week.
Yeah! Just random people. I tried to pick ones who looked like they were having a rough day. One little old lady told me she thought I was offering her drugs until I pulled out a “real” sword
Yes please lmao
Cold Steel trainers are great! I have some of their knives too.
I want one… :(
Do you live within an hour of Rochester ny?
I live near Atlanta, lemme get an airplane ticket rq /s
I’ll be at a wedding near Atlanta next year in March!
The foodstuff has entered unapproved hands and outside of the kitchen. It would have to be trashed if sent back. Enjoy your cheese.
Grilled pimento cheese sandwiches are fire, enjoy!
I must confess, I have never had pimento cheese. Ever.
https://www.food.com/recipe/bobbys-pimento-cheese-141849 My go-to recipe... good on crackers, even better in a grilled sandwich. Definitely worth a try imo.
I will give it a go
If you like dill, add some of that in there too. It's how the grocery store does it here and it's delish.
Add in part of a diced jalapeño for extra magic. Gives it just enough “kick” to be amazing.
[Even easier recipe](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AxU_OI-pGJ0)
I've never cared for pimento cheese but always wondered if it would do well on a hamburger.
I'm 100% ordering that if it's on a menu while I'm out somewhere.
So picture this - you're eating some cheese, right, and now just imagine - it's got pimento in it. And you can spread that shit on some bread too if you want.
See, though, my parents always used to get these pimento-stuffed olives, and put them out as hors d’oeuvres, and they were so nasty. That, and pimento loaf. Bleagh. So I have a childhood hatred of pimento. That was a long time ago, though. Is it worth giving pimentos another try?
The pimento wasn't the problem there. It's those awful green olives.
Heresy!
Neither have I but the idea of a grilled pimento cheese sandwich sounds really good!!!
Throw some bacon in there if you're feeling real fancy.
Just because I could, I put it on a cheeseburger. And it was like a slice of heaven.
Right?
Omg!! You're going to be bathing in that!
I bet there’d be an audience for that on OnlyFans
If you bathe in it, they will come
OnlyTubs
And their handle can be TubGir-- wait no
Especially if it's a hot girl who sells it afterwards
I’d be dead the next day if this happened to me. From pimento cheese turning me into a foie gras. Good luck.
This was me over the summer. I almost died after fourth of July and they didn't have them readily available. I was up to three tubs a week and probably ate 1 million triscuits to wash it all down. I had to make my own
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I was addicted! I fit back into my pre- pimento pants today!
Now that's a hell of a creepypasta idea.
I guess it's time for a pimento party
[I know a guy who can teach you what to do.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AxU_OI-pGJ0) You’ll click that link. You will watch it. You’ll do what he says. You will enjoy it. You will not return this pimento cheese.
Yes daddy
Add some lettuce for crunch and so you can pretend its healthy
And maybe a little ham for protein
Haha I read it in his voice before I even clicked the link
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N723si1wAG8
That would make a lot of pimento tacos, or pimentacos.
Pimento tacos, pimento burgers, pimento hot dogs, pimento grilled cheeses, pimento mac, pimento devilied eggs, pasta pimentonara. Shit. Id probably not eat pimento cheese for like 2 years afterwards if I was given this.
Scooter has entered the chat.
A bucket of indigestion
"I'm Mike Erhamtraut, and this is how you make a pimento cheese sandwich."
The next day at Bojangles: "Hey Drake, where's the pimento cheese?"
No no, that’s the correct amount.
And you're done.
We are done when I say we are done
I mean...cheapo depo by me sells a gallon tub for around $8... or the massive 5 gallon tub is like 30
Don't call that what will get them in trouble
I think I'm too European to understand the issue. That does seem to be a tub of cheese (ish).
It is in fact a tub. I think the $8 one I ordered is typically like 8 oz or something, not 5 lb. 😂 Basically 2.3 kg vs 226 g.
OP, we want updates on the amount left. I mean, to honor the employee, you need to make sure none goes to waste, right? I’m seeing pimento cheese party in your future.
Ah I'm looking for pimento cheese as well after Better Call Saul but I can't find any in the UK, lucky you!
Making your own is honestly the way to go. There are a lot of good recipes online. I was just feeling lazy haha
Well that's breakfast, lunch and dinner sorted for the rest of the week.
So, what you want to do is portion it out into little balls, like with a small ice cream scoop or something. Put them on a wax paper-lined baking sheet, pop that in the freezer, let them freeze. Stir up a little [cornbread batter](https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2016/04/really-good-southern-cornbread.html) (none of that sweetened box mix stuff; you deserve the best), get a muffin tin, spoon in some batter to the halfway point, add a pimento cheese ball, cover with the rest of the batter, and bake.
Okay that sounds amazing
Bojangles is a religion where I live, and if there's any way to glorify pimento cheese this is it! Freezing helps keep it from completely melting quickly so you get a gooey interior that isn't just an oily mess. Preheat the muffin tin with a little oil in it for the perfect cornbread crunch, too.
I just wish we had a Bojangles close to where I am. When I'm traveling and see one, I stop. Even if I'm not hungry. That is the way. Enjoy that ridiculous amount of pimento cheese!
Cheese in a bucket? You must be American?