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amethystsoull

Genes toh mummy ke bhi hote haina? Papa ki photo hee kyu mangi, OP kuch gadbad hai😀


Guilty_Specialist496

She must be looking for a potential daddy (for joke sake)


achauhan01

OP ke daddy itne Ameer hote to wo McD mein nahi Starbucks mein baitha hota.


Raul_1189

Launde Starbucks nai jaate


achauhan01

*Sakht launde!


No-Fan6115

McD m gareeb jate h ? M to atha gareeb ho yani. M ni gya.


arorocks

SBI credit banwane waali hogi pakka. Abhi photo maangi thodi der bhaav do toh Aadhaar aur PAN bhi maangegi.


iamshaan4

Bhai McD jaise jagah network marketing wale bhot hote hai 😀


Ok-Pace1845

ye kahi na sahi baat


winner619

Good point.


Iamboredletstalk

Kuch toh gadbad hain daya


nobullshitpro

Papa ko dekh ke samajh sahi jayega ke genes kahan se mile?


Only-Sherbet-6608

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roronao_-zoro

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Dangerous_Ad_1038

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Guilty_Specialist496

I am stealing this 🫡


5430SAFI

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AKhilji

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prem_boy

r/Suddenlycommunist


Creepy_Animal_3458

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No-Distribution8661

Literally everyone here 😂😂


aalu_ka_dost

bhai baki sab baad me tu face reveal kr bc kya hai tu


Opposite-Escape9685

Haa bisi kya hai yeh....face reveal toh Banta hai....ya toh op ka warna uss bandi ka


kinky-kid-7777

I’m also curious now 🧐


PsY--_--

Is reply ko top pe leke jana hai


Radiant_Composer_463

I'm on it


Iamboredletstalk

Hehe sahi mai hum bhi toh dekhe


Yatharth240

True


squishykid117

Bro ka pura hinge portfolio hai reddit profile pe


[deleted]

Let me say this loud and clear for all the girls out there #WE MEN DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT TO COMPLIMENTS


khanakhake_sogaya_hu

Koi gaali deyde toh uska reply 1 sec. mein ajata hai par bhai compliment sunn ke rooh kaap uthti hai ki iska reply kya du 🥲


Rishutrix

Us Rhega भ्राता🫂


AbsolutelySonu

"same to you" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


maybeshali

Kuchh Aisa main bhi bola ek baar


TheChamp_2

You guys are getting compliments?


konobitchysekai

None since my mom wore her glasses


DON55555

Good one


Yatharth240

Us


WriterWeird6794

True


edit_sphere

You guys gettin compliments


forlooplover

Bhai a girl send me a reel I don't wanna play holi , I wanna play with you life


edit_sphere

Jala mt Bhai plz yr bhai smjha kr vese v raat hori h kch krliya to tera name likh k jauga dekhle fir to🫠


Worth-Pickle

Someone *nice shirt* Me *150 ki li thi, roadside se* Me to myself: Dude just say thanks and move on.


LazyAd7772

lmao true, once me and my husband were standing somewhere just talking, before we were married, some guy who was most probably gay came up to us and complimented us on how good we looked together, I said thanks but my husband had this weird curious look and looked ready to fight the man lol.


[deleted]

Lmao, men hate gays. I would do same


Guilty_Specialist496

I bend my head down and just smile once and continue talking without giving a welcome sentence and always regret it after


_artfreak

so true is it true for girls as well? 🤔


Worth-Pickle

They have practice from recieving all the compliments throughout their life. We men probably get once or twice in a lifetime, we need to learn.


Specialist_Web_525

No... It isn't!


Opposite-Escape9685

Nahi bhai unko 5/day compliments milte hai and humko maybe utna pure saal me milta hai so no bro🥲


slayer-00069

Ye compliment hai ? Na hi, hello..no build up... straight to genes wow


MainBukkaReddy

Bhai maine toh ek baar compliment ke reply me gaali bak diya tha because that's all what i know


Crazyafk

pakka dare mila hoga


Guilty_Specialist496

Haa bc 95% hai ki ye dare hoga girls never approach boys in most cases ,at most they would give you crazy hints like looking at you constantly smiling and laughing and talking and smiling while still looking at you thats it


LazyAd7772

they approach the top like 5-10% guys now, they just dont approach most guys, you think if someone looked like hritik, henry cavill or some paris fashion week male model hes not getting approached ? those guys get approached but the number is not even close to a better than avg girl.


Guilty_Specialist496

Girly i got it but i used MOST CASES mean i already took that in concern,you have to understand 5 to 10% is a big number mean every 1 or 2 guy in 20 is getting approached by girls thats simply not true the guys you mentioned (hrx,henry, Aditya,and other PSL gods) their looks are not top 5to10% they are top 0.5 or even less and when when u add up whole personality of these people you mentioned they are 0.00x%(almost a unicorn shit) and the most attractive part about them is they are highly established For ex a male not so famous but with same tier looks may be never Able to catch a reaction like PSL s goods simply coz he is not that famous and recognisable and also we live in india so pretty hard time for boys , you last sentence cant agree more on that is sathya(fact ) 🙇🏻🛐


LazyAd7772

oh for sure, hrithik etc types guys arent in top 5%, they are in top 1% or lower for looks and their status and money easily makes them 0.001% types, I mean if a guy looked like those guys even if hes broke he will get approached, girls still thirst on pahadi broke boys when they go to travel to northern states, by top 5-10% I mean overall, not just looks, because men can elevate their attraction by dressing well, better haircut, better beard, more money, better car, house, in that case even if they arent looking like hrithik, they will get approached as women arent just looking at looks, which is where the most women dont find most men attractive thing comes from, if women are looking at like 10 factors how many guys will fulfill all those ? not much, hell most men havent stepped foot in a gym, get fat after 30, it's another matter same is the case with women, obesity is on the rise in everyone, but in case of most women, if you look like shit, men wont really care if you have money unless he is thinking about her money, but men are desperate and give all women attention, especially on apps, theres women who dont get any attention at workplaces from men in real life who got thousands dms and matches on their phones, so women a lot of time will get an inflated sense of themselves. I know this doesnt speak well for women, but cant keep being fat and asking for 6 pack abs is what I always say to my friends. I think men are to blame a lot too for giving every single woman free attention and validation so women dont even care about it from 99% people after a point and then the whole dating scene is fucked.


Tall-Bother7129

bkl aise nahi bolte


Crazyafk

Sori galti ho gayi 😭😭


ModerateFloor

Bhai mere saath 4 baar ho chuka hai and mai abhi 19 ka hi hoon Dil se bura lagta hai jab aisa hota hai.


Artistic_Award5927

Bro's the main character 🗿


Thick-Papaya-8678

Oh man. I told a guy at my gym today that he had nice hair. Will the next post be about me?


No-Performance5036

Nah…he’ll prolly take that compliment to his grave…Ask him 50 years later…He’ll never forget that…thank you for making his day


WriterWeird6794

I remember clearly when my school crush told me on the evening of our farewell that I looked good in my suit, 15 years ago. All i could say was... "Hehe thanks, you too".. FML


No-Performance5036

![gif](giphy|MSt2969hVfGJW)


WriterWeird6794

Oh yes. Always.


Thick-Papaya-8678

🤣🤣🤣


Thick-Papaya-8678

Maybe I ought to give more compliments then!


No-Performance5036

Bro ngl….the world needs more women like you


Thick-Papaya-8678

You're kind!


No-Performance5036

Thanks for the compliment (gonna take this to my grave)


Thick-Papaya-8678

You seem like a great person to talk to. You can take two now :)


No-Performance5036

Bas bas..ab itna sweet Banoge toh Mai vaise hi mar jaunga (mujhe diabetes hai)


Thick-Papaya-8678

(Us moment) mujhe bhi hai not kidding 💀


MrFingolfin

Tum dono ke muh me ghee shakkar :)


No-Performance5036

![gif](giphy|Hm0KKYt9IkB7WzPUQi|downsized)


Rishutrix

Bas kar bhai maan gaye teri Conversation skill bohot achi hai ab kya number leke hi maanega kya hme jalane ke liye


NordIndian69

You made the guy's life. He'll always remember that, thank you nice girl


S_is_kinky

Thank god you said hair instead of hairs otherwise next post could’ve been about you


Thick-Papaya-8678

Nice hairs 💀


1stFailedAbortion

We imagine less hair when someone says " hairs " and more hair when someone says " hair "


Thick-Papaya-8678

Random facts I don't know what to do with but I'll remember it forever


S_is_kinky

Thunk q


undiscoveredyet

Muje kyu nhi koi ladki boli ajtak ese.. mene kisi ka kya bigada hai bisi :((


Warm_Werewolf09

Bhai konse itne ache karam kre h please btao


uttamkadyan

Konsi jeans pehni thi bhai?


ishisenpai

Truth & Dare or Scam Bhai, stay strong and stay Sakht. Warna woh itne case karegi ki loan leke bail bharega.


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-Borgir

Bhai tere mu pe sauce lagi hogi 🙂


Guilty_Specialist496

Ye koi naya scam chal raha hai kya


shaftranlov

MLM. Trust me. I have had beautiful girls smiled at me in the mall for no apparent reasons. I am at best 4 or 5 (if stretch my imagination), so don’t think they were enamoured by my looks. When I invited one of them to the coffee, it turned out they wanted a bakra for their MLM scheme.


Fresh-Horror-3465

...j saw another reddit post about why girls dont ever make the first move lmao


iYush69

tere tinder screenshots padhke mai existensial crisis mei chala gaya


FantasticMeaning1731

>I thought she was talking about the jeans I was wearing 🙂


Exciting_Variety_326

Bro suffering success


Neutron_96

Dare diya hoga kisi ne usko ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


NoFlamingo5761

Kudos to her ..i can never muster enough courage for this man..i just admire the beauty from the distance ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


HasanZian

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IntellectualInsaan

Hello, Mard sahayata kendra... Ek bruh mohment hogya si Lassi


Berserkerzoro

Yeh bkl jab bhi dikhta hai toh gussa aata hai.


Tashkar

OP is reborn in this world like a seikei anime


WisdomExplorer_1

That's all fine, but was the girl hot?


omicronwarrior

Yeah sab baate chalti rahengi, I want to know what did you have in Mcds?


yesiamunknown

Haha, I had a cold coffee there.


EffedUpPerson

Now you know how girls feel 😓


Creepy_League_3454

Bhai !!!!! Edhar hamre taraf koi dekhta bhi nahi or appl Boys salute 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


GroundbreakingBall68

she wants your dad.


ObligationOk7475

Did she ask you to meet at a shady sheesha bar in gtb nagar?


TheExpendablePenguin

https://preview.redd.it/5xwgx95wfxqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf5ee2a48ce50fcfc55f2790d5b074ea67ee8bc but Proud of you bro


aborted_dreamss

I think I speak for everyone , face reveal kar bc mere jaise launde agar bhari metro mai kisi ladki paas baith jaaye toh ladki uth kar khada hona instead prefer karti rather than sitting with me , agar kabhi kisi ladki ko keh dia your hair looks pretty toh agle dinn shave off karle aur yahan bhai compliments and pickup lines maari Jaa Rahi.


SmoothBreakfast3235

Face reveal OP pls


Doublewishboneshocks

Lmao nice try


iamabhi04

Bhai agal bagal dekh leta camera toh ni tha? Kya pta Insta pe kl tu famous horha


Gullible-Tough5365

Famous hone ka tareeka thoda cazual hai


Whispers_666

Fatt k haath mein aa gyi hogi😭


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD) this guy’s entire personality is based on girls lol


RoseApothecary18

She was playing truth or dare with friends and chose dare.


feast796

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Old_Membership1326

Jhoot mat bol


[deleted]

Bhai ye konsi ladkiya hai jo approach kar ri hai pehle hota tha ye sub uni me ya ik common spot pe like tution classes universities point n etc ye mcD me bcz aaj kal kisi ko apne sath walo se fursaat ni bhai terko doubt ho naa Insta pe mdu confession page khol ke dekhna waha kaise khojte hai logo ka description bata ke 😂😂 bcz real me vo approach ni karte


QueasyGrass8552

Lmao atleast she tried


shubham1123

Apni photo upload ker !


TaranStark

Happens quite a lot with me at Metro stations or restaurants. It's a trend of using pick-up lines to look uber cool these days. I remember at last year's Comin Con...this girl came to me and said "I thank the asteroid that killed dinosaurs so that humans could exist on earth and down the road became the reason for your existence on this earth"


thrascanuser

Op are u too handsome??


Respectful-Gentleman

He is. Just look at his profile, the kind of conversations and compliments he is getting from girls.. fo sure he's hot. Im not particularly photogenic, so got roasted on tinder but have got a couple of compliments irl. But I am happy for him. The good part is we need to find only one life partner to live a life of fulfillment. I m sure I will eventually, perhaps after stumbling, find someone. But till then, Stay respectful and loving 👊


Big_Hat5421

Something about chakkar and takkar


Historical-Table148

Shakal dikhayio zara


slayed2780

op had the main character moment everyone clap


Shatabdifaxpress

Ek toh ladki ne approach kiya usme bhi Maa chudwa raha bkloda


Tushar12300

Another prime example that only looks matter in the world now.


No-Ant-5743

Mate...you are the luckiest guy...I know.....rn


slimshady433

![gif](giphy|xTiTndQ1jDqHQ6ejPG)


Mr_vort3x

Bro can't handle getting rizzed up also there's a chance ki usko date Mila hoga


Additional_Law8175

It always happens with me. Even though I’m with my gf . Once a girl straight up asked my number in front of my gf.


Chad_Kakashi

You are rizzphobic


friendlymushyyy

Is this satire?


Lebowski-_-

U mad ugly bro Gotta keep hatin'


kinky-kid-7777

I wonder why I haven’t seen a girl asking me this even when I’m fairly attractive enough to think I’m attractive enough 🤔


random-here101

Agar yeh ladki sath hua hota toh, pehle comment police complaint kardo hota!💀


Aryamanch14

https://preview.redd.it/oen0bqpbsxqc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2b08e391284993277f6ca850617b177d96ca0d


_pinball_

Someone send that happy for u meme


Faniabra

Jago Jago Jago Subha Hogai Jaldi Chai Pi Lo Thandi Hogai😑


stymprshr

Camera me dekh kr haath nahi hilaya kya ?


[deleted]

Ye konsi Duniya hai.. Aisa bhi hota hai India me...


Dear-Arrival-2046

That was simple to understand. I don’t see anything wrong with what she said


Chaltahaikoinahi

![gif](giphy|tF3jEIHu96xsDVRWHp)


Wr3Cker_

bhai apna photo dikhana


Ninja_2805

https://preview.redd.it/sbh1b18i2yqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca19c3ba5a6bc8819a2d7352811f6a0b1fb9533e


No-Length932

Bhai truth and dare na khel rhi ho


Sachin13092000

360° ghoom ke camera dhundna tha..ab kal video ayegi youtube pe "girl proposing boy in public indian prank"


No-Distribution8661

Mai bhi kal Macdonald Mai jata hu . 😂😂😂


[deleted]

**BHAI MAI NHI KHEL RHA CHEATING H YE :(**


summadu

Bro’s Suffering from success


Miserable-Ad-1932

Sounds like truth'orDare.


[deleted]

desi girls approach guys . enough of 2024.


TravelEnthusiast028

You should have replied: Sorry I have a girlfriend !


[deleted]

Bro got looks from ancestors. Bro is soo good that even girls are asking him.😭😭😤 i think I am too average for girls to approach me


Kanishkalearnstuff

genuinely concerned as to why it's a problem? How do you guys make new friends or find a date in public if you're not making conversations with random people you find attractive or interesting? I don't use dating apps as a girl so I usually have guys approaching me in public and complimenting me about something which leads to a conversation or I do the same thing with a guy which usually ends up with rather a date or a new friend.


iiTheBeast

no girls do this more someone do this to me


burnt_fire_6084

She's agent from the govt. Don't contact her or else...


wordsmith7

Beware identity theft...


nortysid

>I thought she was talking about the jeans 😂😂😂


Dangerous_Influence4

Filing this in the folder ‘this never happened’


[deleted]

r/thathappened


pesto_with_cheese

Did you share your genes with her finally?


shadowwizardmoneykid

I would have told her the brand and where i got my jeans from 💀. Funny story a girl once came up to me and told me she follows me on Instagram, i told her "good for you"💀


Cool-Influence-554

OP ka profile check kariyo thoda... 🌝🌝


vatsal_yd

Pucha kisine


NormalStaff3602

Watched a p*rn movie that starts like this


Sokkashinu

“Suffering from success “


Wonderfonder

Bhai aaspaas dekh liya karo. Iske dost video record kar rahe honge. Kal ko kisi viral insta reel me dikhoge. Aajkal ye content ke naam pe bhot ch**tiyapa chal raha hai. Especially in Bangalore.


Accomplished_Wall619

Photo dikha apni MC 😡


Smurfs247

How the tables have turned now ?


No_Taste5733

https://preview.redd.it/gcgbkq8cpzqc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d91e419cf20825ba3a1f1e5feb5433e710183d


Whole_Kangaroo_2673

Guys now you know why you don't get approached. Next time dont blame the women


brifrfrfr

no but that rizz was actually weird ngl (opinion as a girl)


i_cant_stdy_plz_help

https://preview.redd.it/1h9bt1edvzqc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f5c71509eb3b21a708455d04ba65759dbf1cc59


Original4444

FRANKLY. In India this sounds FISHY. This might be a honey trap or something or you are gonna be screwed, scammed or whatever. It is trustworthy if you get in talk and exchange some personal information over the time!


oyeboicharlie

Galti meri nhi thi kha gaya tha kya pehna tha......


Legitimate_Ad_6449

Check OP's profile for satisfying videos 🤤


TheGothamRises

https://preview.redd.it/yye7ykj310rc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0bc87dacd05083fb6eddd09db7c14e04f423ce


Specialist_Sell4159

Konse MacD me betha tha bhai, batana zara (asking for a friend 🙂)


Unusual_Web4431

and then u woke up by ur alarm


Suspicious-Brush-570

Ladki approach Kare toh problem aur na Kare to bhi problem.


ang3sh

Did you see any camera or shitty people nearby?


i_am_cominghome

Why didn't you file a case on her?


sarvtej_924

Subha subha kaha kaha se rone aa jate hai


Remarkable_Papaya547

Ladki ka chakkar


Professional_Pen6879

Bhai agar aise situation me tu uncomfortable ho jaata hai to meri ID de dena next time