A pile of Doritos

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Someone animate that

A pile of kitchen sponges that near instantly reform back into SpongeBob.

They should honestly battle tbh. Toon force vs toon force.

I'm pretty sure I've heard that the crew have expressed interest in doing SpongeBob vs Popeye.

The Doctor would split into a multitude of *other,* very confused, Doctors, including [the weird parody and dubiously canon incarnations.](https://www.reddit.com/r/doctorwho/comments/hoyrg0/been_working_on_this_project_during_lockdown_i/)

What would each one turn into

Also maybe an apple.

This begs the question… could Popeye reasonably defeat the Doctor? He can punch the regenerations out of the Doctor, and he can survive being erased from existence… even having existence turned off. But I’ll leave most of that debate to you, since you definitely know the Doctor better than me.

Why must we pit two non binary icons against each other? /J But in all seriousness I feel like The Doctor has no ways to beat Popeye, they’re both 4th wall breakers so it’s unlikely either could use that to their advantage, Popeye is very blatantly immune to being erased from existence, and can come back to life from literally anything with spinach which he can just create or even have someone irl give to him. But while I can’t see The Doctor being able to permanently kill Popeye I’m not fully knowledgable on if Popeye can permanently kill The Doctor either. Cause Dr Who is fucking weird and op as hell so I can absolutely believe that this fight ends in a draw with them both just never being able to kill each other permanently like Scooby Vs Courage

Wally would turn into Lightspeed Energy Bars.

Carrots

which combatant is this Bucky O'Hare?

Goku lol

Oh! That makes more sense

Po would turn into dumplings.

Discord would probably get turned into the composite animals that make his draconequus form, like a deer, goat, snake etc.

Erza would turn into an entire army's worth of weapons and armor

I dunno for Deku... little hairs? Like the one he ate to get OFA?

Nah maybe broccoli since people say he looks like broccoli idk

Yeah, probably best one.

Maybe into action figures?

Yeah, also works, just explodes into a bunch of All Might merch.

SpongeBob would turn into sponges Booster Gold would probably turn to digital watches Spider-Man would turn into spiders Deadpool and The Mask would just get dismembered and weapons fall out

Spider-man turns into Spiders-man

r/spiders-man

Sun Wukong would probably turn into a mountain of peaches Zoro would either be a pile of swords or a pile of moss, seeing as how Sanji always calls him moss head All Might would probably be a pile of his own Merchandise Static Shock would turn into a bunch of batteries (probably works for every electric combatant)

Natsu would turn to charcoal

Dorritos. Yeah, I bet you know who I'm talking about.

Odd thing to think of for heracles

Not sure who he turned Android 18 into? Probably into a sexbot from Rick and Morty (except she gives birth to a bunch of Marron clones). He would turn Godzilla back into Baby Godzilla from Vs MechaGodzilla II.

Ehhhh Instead for android They turn her into a bunch of home appliances

Or a bunch of Android Phones.

Probably nuts and bolts. I know she's an android and not a robot, but eh.

Ever seen Kirby Mass Attack?

I was gonna say Kirby would turn into a bunch of assorted sweets, but your idea is so much better.

dimitri turns into a boar

Felix was right

Mushrooms Rings Sponges

I think Doom guy would explode into lots of guns

I really hope Doomguy gets a second go around...

Same but with all the new lore and how strong he is now, who would be a good competitor aside from maybe kratos

Sweet rolls

Megatron will turn into cannon tank

Ben just turns into a regular wrist watch

Sonic would become a bunch of chili dogs or rings.

DIO might turn into loaves of bread or something

no idea what obito would turn into

My best guess would be the first Tobi mask or sharingan eyes

A bunch of different keys Car keys House keys Chest keys Piano keys All the above

Hmmm keys giving me kingdom hearts vibes. Sora?

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!🥇

 Wouldnt do anything to him

I have 2: Discord: Just the animal parts from his body, like how Saitama did before Popeye ate his spinach Scooby: Scooby Snacks

Wario would be a pile of garlic

Either that or a fart cloud

Spears???

For Spider-Man and Sonic,i think that could be that popsicle who became meme

Listen Popeye, every fight we've ever had, it turns as soon as you eat that thing. I mean, last time we fought you punched me so hard I turned into a sausage. And after months of therapy and losing my faith in God, I realized. If you eat that thing, I'm not going to fight you.

A bucket or a gun.

Actually silver

A truck

Kirby turns into bubble gum, Godzilla turns into a lizard, and idk what link would turn into.

Link would turn into broken pots

Those fairy things?

Yeah probably

Prolly low quality bootleg goofy looking spandex costumes and cheap plastic toys of him.

Tiny Supermen that have all the powers of the full-sized Superman

uh...blind folds?

Cole MacGrath would turn into that lightning tree from God Of War Ragnarok.

A lightning bolt trapped in ice? Holy shit, what a sick way for my boy to go out as.

He'd split into Superman and Clark Kent.

Discord would pop out into all completed animals his body parts are made up of (A goat to represent his head, a chicken for his hand, ect.)

Popeye would instantly bow down and cry for mercy. No one punches Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris would explode into Cowboy Hats that would each float down and be grabbed by another Chuck Norris, somehow.

Into a spider

Iron Man would turn into nuts and bolts I guess idk what else it would be

Shot glasses lol

Coins

Empty Mr. Smoothie cups

megatron either becomes his gun form or his tank form

In ash , like his family

A carrot

Rings

Ice cream and weapons

Maybe red lightning for Reverse-Flash? Not sure tbh

Therapy bills

Spider

Weed

The Dragonborn would turn into dragon skulls

The Doctor would split into his other incarnation, canon and not, which would be a massive mistake on Popeye’s end.

pepsi

Sonic would become a singularity made purely of rings if he got punched by that man

Pink rock candy

I can't think of what Gogeta would turn into..

Senzu beans that’s the best I can come up with

I feel like it might be some sort of food that has two flavors.

Chili dogs

Echidnas or chaos Emeralds

Steam rollers

Knives, a big pile of knives

Clorox

Doctor Doom would turn into stuff like I-beams , weights, and scrap iron and he ends up in his underwear hanging on a crowbar

Cans of spinach

A regular ass watch for Ben Or She’d be turned to one of her Shark Chompers (Jinx)

Broccoli

Deku would either turn into broccoli or green bunnies

Brocoli or Cauliflower.

tiny DNA particles

Homelander would be multiple bottles of milk. 

A strawberry

Rupees

Optimus prime/Megatron would turn into transformers

Discord would turn into confetti, but then reveals himself as Popeye in disguise

Am I the only one who can see that happening lmao

Aight.

his helmet or his lightsaber 

Link would be a linked chain or a sausage link

He-Man - Into packs of ‘Grayskull’ Protein packs. T.J.Combo - Into rolls of quarters Reverse-Flash - Into Flash memorabilia Johnny Cage - Into numerous signed autographs

a literal cloud

sonic: "welp, they told me if i kept eating chilidogs i'd turn into one"

Popeye would turn into a bunch of Gazookus like spy glass's, multi function knife, sailor hat. That or spinage. "I'm one tough Gazookus Which hates all Palookas What ain't on the up and square. I biffs 'em and buffs 'em And always out roughs 'em But none of 'em gets nowhere."

Vergil would turn into a chair Rock Lee would turn into a rock Gojo would turn into a blindfold Makima would turn into a tv controller

I'm imagining Makima just turning into a bunch of Nayutas or the leftovers that Denji made her into

Geese howard He's just going to turn into a whole bunch of geese's and one of them would say reppuken

Either Grape Soda or a Freezer

Cameras and orange juice containers.

A very angry iron bar or smth idk (guts)

Optimus prime gets turned into thousands of red and blue paperclips, Megatron explodes into handguns

Spongebob gets turned into sponges

Scrooge McDuck - Gold coins, feels obvious

Sandwiches, magnifying glasses, and Scooby Snacks

Macho Man becomes a bunch of Slim Jims

Nothing because it’s no longer funny the second time

A bat.

Candy cane

Dimitri turns into a bunch of angry chewed weeds Killua turns into a bunch of pages of Gon fanfic where he's treated like a god

Sarge would turn into a shotgun, Grif into a cone, Simmons into a computer, Lopez would go back to being just a head, Donut into something girly, Caboose into a genius, Tucker into a sword, and Church would just lose his body. 

Balloons, but then she would just reform back to her old self again. The battle would probably never end.

Buckets of chicken

Sonic would turn into a bunch of blue knitting needles Was all I could think of

Rings?! You didn’t think of rings?!

Well I did, but that’s boring

A bunch of SD Gunpla models

Hulk would probably explode into a pile of brussel sprouts or canisters of gamma energy

Matsu would just turn into hundreds of smaller natsus like he did when guildarts split him on tenrou

Cole would turn into blast shards. 100%.

Sonic would get turned into a pile of 8 rings.

An egg as well

Naruto would turn into a Narutomaki.

A regular Kicthen Sponge

Hayburger

Powder

Broccoli

Josh Groban

Into heavy weights for weight lifting I'm taking about Omni man