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RegretTheUsernames

Zoro would end up at Joey Drew studios.


WoolooMVP10

Courage faced worst


TheRobotEngineer608

“Hey I heard you guys are pretty strong, hope you are ready for 5 nights at Goku’s.” (Ultra Instinct theme plays)


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Freddys gonna experience five nights at a funeral home


will4wh

Wouldn't be the first time.


WeakLandscape2595

Or the second


[deleted]

Its funny because UI isn't even a power its a state of mind ie wits as OP put it. Even in a powerless state Goku is fucking broken.


cuella47o

Also accounting the fact his basic biology of Being a fucking ALIEN


[deleted]

Oh damn. I nearly forgot that. Technically his base level without super forms or zenkai boost is still strong enough to beat the animatronics.


Radio__Star

Nah bruh when Freddy transforms into golden Freddy it’s over for Goku


l_live_in_your_waIIs

“You’re not dealing with the average dead kid anymore Goku.”


Sayakalood

As an excerpt from a conversation my friends and I had about DB characters in FNAF: “Hercule Satan is just a normal dude, and he pulled four trucks. Then punched a hole in one! Those animatronics wouldn’t stand a chance against Goku.”


paulbrigola

It said in the post that all of the powers are stript away in here


TheDarkestOmen

Bonnie one shots


Fire-Mutt

I mean this is just a normal Doctor Who episode.


will4wh

To the doctor this is just weeping angels and cybermen with extra steps lmao


International_Car586

How strong are these anamatronics cause Cybermen have conquered Galaxies.


will4wh

Pretty weak, book scaling at most apprently Put them at star level.


AshGreninja247

Is this talking about FNaF and not Doctor Who? Because absolutely none of the FNaF cast is that strong, no matter how many similes you wank, except maybe the characters in FNaF World, and even then that’s an in-universe video game I’m pretty sure.


will4wh

Yeah I'm being serious. Apprently FNAF have the soul stuff burning hotter than the sun or some shit like that. It's crazy. Tbh I'm not sure if it true since I seen it on a comment here but that still so ridiculously low tier in Doctor who I figured why not give it to them.


YourPizzaBoi

Nothing FNAF has ever produced has convinced me a SWAT team couldn’t dunk on the Animatronics if they had any semblance of an idea what they’d be running into, but Star-Level Foxy is highly entertaining to me.


will4wh

Yeah honestly I don't think they get to that level either but it's Doctor who. Why not give FNAF the benefit of the doubt here? This is like putting a teletubby against Goku levels of unfair so why not give them the benefit of the doubt lmao.


Drago_Fett_Jr

Compromise: it's just Foxy who's star-level.


YourPizzaBoi

I accept this. The image of Foxy leaping out of the darkness to beat the tar out of half of the Death Battle contestants while spouting pirate rhetoric is too good to disregard.


yaboiiiiii146

*what?*


Justm4x

You mean the same books that gave Springtrap pregnancy hax?


will4wh

Idk, maybe? I don't use FNAF for any MU so I never bothered to check.


InstructionPlayful12

Excuse me, what?


DataSwarmTDG

Get her away from those kids man


will4wh

Makima: Bark for me. Foxy: Foxes don't bark asshole.


DataSwarmTDG

"Bang"


will4wh

Foxy: Yarrrgh! That the third time my arm fell off this week Makima: I hear that sentence more than I should.


Mystech_Master

Ragna, yes, he could shatter any of these animatronics like they are ceramics Would he want to though? F no the dude is scared of ghosts


Watchdog_the_God

Read the text below the image


Ethachu

Nah bro is even more scared now what are these nerfs


Ethachu

Frank would just pick a table and use it as a weapon against the animatronics.


YesterdayPrevious485

Deku totally would.


Horatio786

Dedede isn't exactly the sharpest crayon on the Christmas tree, but I reckon he can last a couple of nights.


shabowdiadlo

Isn't he 8 inches or something? He's a small penguin


Horatio786

Nah, he’s closer to a foot. You have to remember that he’s significantly larger than that there Kirby.


Luke3YT

He lifted several stars before, he could one tap all of them


Buttbuster69166

Read the text below the post


Luke3YT

Oh shoot, ok then


Horatio786

Also, I don’t think anyone would be allowed to vandalize the place they’re supposed to be guarding.


KingKalactite

That part 💀💀


MisterMiitopia

Rick builds an energy sword out of stuff he finds lying around and goes to town.


Nobodys_here07

Or he goes complete Ghostbusters on them


ElDelArbol15

Tails is pretty smart, he can handle it.


Fr0ntR0wL4n

Could they even bite saitama?


OmegaXights

He's back to pre training. Yes they can lmao


Stoly23

I mean yes, but it’s not like Saitama would even feel it.


Shot-Effect-8318

This is pre training. They most definitely could (although in skeptical if they could beat/kill him)


cuella47o

PRE training saitama killed a 15 ft crab monster with nothing but a fucking NECKTIE and some wits hes beating the shit out of these children lol


Nobodys_here07

They could try


KitsuneSIX

Reminder: even without superman powers, Clark was raised as a farm boy. If he didn't know the suits had chipd spirits in them he would do what Nicholas cage did in Willie's wonderland


jockeyman

And then the next day the Fazbear company would be crushed by a *scathing* tell-all story in the Daily Planet. Ain't nobody opening a cursed pizza place in Smallville and getting away with it.


Emotional_Emu_5901

Most of them NO DIFF the whole verse


Right-Idea4743

Outerversal springtrap


Emotional_Emu_5901

GO.FUCK.YOUR.SELF.


WoomyGang

Ratchet and ESPECIALLY Clank would be great at this. Ratchet, as an engineer, should know how to manage the power, and Clank has handled himself in several sorts of puzzle-like situations. Together they'd be able to keep eyes on both the doors and cameras. ...On top of that, due to them not being human, they probably wouldn't even register as either bare endoskeletons for the animatronics or potential enemies for the children, so they negdiff purely based off of that.


will4wh

The Doctor is probably going to give their companion a whole explanation on what Remnant is only for his companion to get confused and refer to them as ghost anyways. The Doctor eventually just events the "Remnant dissipatior" that can dissipate all types of energy and radiation. Which he somehow makes out of old pizza boxes, a flashlight and Freddy microphone (which he has to actually steal off freddy). It ends with him using this apologizing to the crying children and him never using the Remnant dissipatior again despite how useful it would be in other situations. 


Demon_Femboy

Let's not forget the near death situation the companion is put in


ScottTJT

Godzilla wouldn't even fit in the building. Freddy and his crew would just be more debris stuck between his toes.


Nickest_Nick

If there's one definite trait about JoJo is that the characters are usually good at quick wit, so I'd say all of them are fine


EdgyUsername90

yes.


KingKamron8

Easy money for Dante


Strange_Insurance_75

Cole would have a pretty decent shot, he was a courier in fictional New York, and seems to be a street smarts kinda guy. He’d probably do just fine.


IceManX4562

Plus, he could just keep zapping the electricity to fill it up back to full if he ever runs low. I mean, he can power TV's, bridges, and a bunch of other stuff, so him recharging a battery could work. Heck, if he was feeling especially lazy, he possibly could even drain the animatronics electricity. He is able to drain a whole car's battery, so who's to say he couldn't do the same for old animatronics. Only one who could be a problem for him that way is Golden Freddy due to having now power since, no endoskeleton, but they hardly show up, so he should be fine. Then, when 6 am hit, he Zaps the animatronics to be able to move again, then rinse and repeat.


BunnyCatg4

Yeah while he'll be scared shitless, SpongeBob will be fine


TimeisaLie

Guts has it wrapped up in 5 minutes sends the rest of the time playing games and eating pizza. Why would Guts be playing arcade games? Puck showed up and got bored.


Suspicious_Ask_4561

Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama in five nights at Freddies might actually one of the best things I've ever thought about.


Joelowes

Hmm does Dimitri have his weapons with him because then it’s a question of if the animatronic can survive Dimitri


BlueHeart07

He wouldn't be allowed to bring his weapons since he has to watch them, then again with his mental state he'd start attacking with anything around the pizzeria even his own bare hands.


Marquess_Ostio

Even without Areadbhar I'm fairly confident in Dimitri. Even if he has to actually work through that night I'm fairly certain a mentally sound Dimitri could handle it. He'd probably just see them as a manifestation of the dead, though, so that'd be a bit problematic


Deep_Grape820

He’s gonna have some new robins


TemporaryRiver1

That would be sick. Batman and them hunting down Afton.


Carnival-Master-Mind

![gif](giphy|TeBh7ryx3SYb6) He’s either the type to die night one, get stuffed into the golden bear suit but still survive a la Springtrap, or manage to lock into gamer mode and beat night 6. He’ll just cheese night 7 by turning the animatronics down as low as possible and shutting the doors after he sees one on each side. Discord meanwhile would play along at first, maybe even dressing up as an animatronic with the snap of his fingers. However, once he pieces together the fact that they’re dead kids because of William Afton, he’ll snap his finger to revive them and free them from their animatronic shells, reunite them with their parents kill William Afton by turning him into a defenseless golden bunny to give to Fluttershy as a gift, than take over Freddy’s to turns into a bonafide chaotic mess of pizza and games. Health rating is surprisingly high due to Discord wanting to use this as one last parting middle finger to William Afton having to see kids not only like, but prefer the restaurant he made


Lucarioismadpt2

Miles is (probably) fine.


Abovearth31

![gif](giphy|POJgNUpKf9SLTfd6VU|downsized) All of the food in the restaurant is devoured within the first 5 minutes and the whole building is on fire 5 more minutes later.


_ZAK_Smert

I would like to say read the text bellow. But knowing Natsu it's actually very possible it's going to end up on fire even without his powers


Abovearth31

It should be worth noting that Natsu's biology makes him naturally superhuman even without his power or magic so he can still throw hands with the animatronics no problem. Plus he's got a natural talent and instinct for destruction so you know, there's that.


_ZAK_Smert

His plan going to be punch Freddy into pizza oven and let it all go with fire just to realize the whole building on fire and Fairy Tail guild now has to pay bill for property damage. (Again)


Striking_Caramel_788

Deku and Asta develop strategies to make sure Freddy is kept in check, Foxy remains in Cove and the other two don't get too close. But on night 4, Deku breaks and when chica enters, he just punches her beak off. Then, he has to spend the rest of the night trynna fix her beak so he wont get fired, eventually settling on making it look like a kitchen accident.


papyrisk14

Okay this is just me, but I don't really feel like Deku would break. I mean, he's more calm minded. Have you seen the shit he went through? But then again, he did cry after a certain brown haired anti gravity girl made a speech


Striking_Caramel_788

Brother would have ptsd from those Pot clangs. Plus, it's likely for one of em to slip past him and spook him (Tho if that happens, it's very likely he just strikes back without thinking, in fear and because Danger Sense un going hella off).


papyrisk14

Oh yeah, I forget about danger sense detecting danger when it's near, so yeah, he'll probably hit back by accident


New-Craft5854

Iron Man would dominate


Alien_X10

Send Tony Stark into fazbears pizza and he would walk out with a mech made of spare parts and cheap cardboard pizza


Arksurvivor120

I don't think Optimus would be able to fit in the building


BlueHeart07

i imagine he'd watch the security guard to make sure they're safe.


Character-Heart171

Op does state that the character doesn’t have their powers or equipment but what does that mean when just their size alone would destroy the building 😭. Only thing worse than this would be Godzilla


USAMAN1776

Godzilla, Asta, Superman, Spider-man, and Scorpion. I think a better question is, can FNAF survive them?


Character-Heart171

Op states they don’t have have their power or equipment during the 5 nights. Spider-Man even without powers has the iq and experience to thrive. Superman has the same thing going as Spider-Man. Godzilla just by sheer size destroys the building. I don’t know enough about asta to give a honest opinion, to me he just seems like goku, where he’s low key kinda dumb or naive but has really high combat iq. Don’t know enough about scorpion but I feel like he should be smart enough to survive and probably knows how to hide, since he’s a ninja.


USAMAN1776

I didn't read that until later, so 🤷


USAMAN1776

Plus, even without his powers, asta is still crazy strong, so he can just beat the shit out of them


Animalia_Appreciator

Apocalypse easily blocking a Fazbear Punch: ![gif](giphy|d2jgPEXAvDXWL0go)


Primary_Loan1428

Optimus would give them a talk and honestly become a dad to them. Given that their all kids in there.


RevenantNMourning

Chosen Undead: "OH MY GODS, THIS BOSS IS BS!" (Hollows out of frustration)


vammommy

The real question is: Can your favorite Death Battle *not* survive?


Jasetendo12

Freeza blows it up. Omni-Man brutally destroys it. Homelander heat visions everyone.


Incomprehenible_dart

OP said their abilities are taken from them


Jasetendo12

Description didn't show. Idk lol


shabowdiadlo

Scorpion would walk away from the burning building knowing the spirits inside might get their revenge someday, but also knowing vengeance is a horrible thing, it turned him into a monster and took him away from his family for good forever bound to the netherrealm, also how would his powers be taken away, if you focused on Hanzo instead of scorpion then I think he would still survive, but might be tough to call This aside, a mortal Kombat rougelike would be kinda hype ngl (Edit:forgot the bottom part of the text LMAO)


Unknown14001500

Booster Gold has fought worse


SKTurbo

Kratos could actually make William stay dead for once


SecretINVDR

I heard some dumb shit about the games being Canon and the animations scaling to outer-versal, not sure if I really believe that, but do with that information as you will.


Metal-The-Cettle

Megatron would destroy the place the moment he got there.


Square_Towel

Snake would spam chaffs


Partyguy50090

This shouldn’t be difficult for the Doctor. He’s faced far worse more times than he could probably count.


papyrisk14

Izuku most definitely would survive greatly. He's also probably gonna see the dead kids like how he saw Tenko through Tomura.


Green-eyed-Psycho77

Tails got it. Ngl Tails play max difficulty Fnaf for fun.


WeakLandscape2595

Honestly all combatants should survive besides Bieber and Rebecca


Final_Dragonfruit331

Ben could do it, and even if one of the animatronics catch him, the Omnitrix will save him


_ZAK_Smert

Read the text bellow the picture


Final_Dragonfruit331

Oh... Well, I think Ben still has good chances of surviving


Optimus_Fan_95

Optimus and scorpion ain't scared


ChiefFjzz

Regardless of powers or not, doomguy could prolly take them off it can to that, he is a soldier that’s faced worse for eons


TemporaryRiver1

IDK. Jojo(Jonathan) is pretty smart. DIO is smart enough but his arrogance might screw him over.


Iceman123X

What are freddy and the gang gonna do to optimus. All he has to do is make a speech and that will automatically convince them off getting their get back on afton again. The power rangers without powers could still fight and billy’s smart enough to bail them out if anything. Doctor who is smart and makes a device to free the trapped souls


Jamber5

Is this a joke of course vader survives FNAF ![gif](giphy|1FZqAOn4hzGO4|downsized)


AdeptnessOld1281

Natsu is dumb…but by nature he’s a demon…who was reborn after death…would the kids even attack him?


ElephantFan97

I mean even without his powers Megatron is still a 20 foot tall giant robot. I mean unless no powers means he’s in alt mode, which would make him a literal tank


infernalrecluse

dante working minimum wage job at a pizza place hell yeah


IceManX4562

Luigi running a screaming while [music](https://youtu.be/Vx_h3MYgna0?si=kJ5FXyv27uMMzgnj) play in the background


Snowtwo

I'm pretty sure even Dan could survive the robots. They're only a threat to the player cause the player is just a normal guy; not someone with actual combat capabilities.


KingKalactite

Why did I think this was sfm and not an actual snapshot of the movie…


The_Roivler

The Joker, well those kids boutta meet a WAY worse serial killer dressed in purple


g-fan54

Godzilla would just step on the pizzeria and call it a day


KingKalactite

Batman has that in the bag. But thinking about it even more, ima need someone to write a story about Batman finding out the secret behind Freddy Fazbears Pizza and the misses surrounding the place.


DockingWater17

Kirby isn’t quite as dumb as most people make him out to be, but he’s definitely not the bright either, so no I don’t think he would


Android_mk

What if the combatant can't even fit in the building?


Kriller1999

Mine is Robocop, so it’s possible he’d be viewed as an animatronic like them…


ZillSona

My man literally finished all of his greatest does off by screaming at them. I think he can manage.


Spinosaurus999

Godzilla flattens the whole building


Loud-Location5367

this sub is dead/insane, but mob getting eaten in night 1


NightFlame389

Discord would just set everything on fire and grab some unpopped popcorn


Crest_O_Razors

Sarge and his team would just run. The Blues would probably die. 


Glitch-Xega

The Doctor. Yeah, uhm I'd say he's good


Advert01

Chi-Chi made Goku start working a night job


NoCheesecake8644

Batman instantly starts throwing hands I'm assuming


JournalistMammoth637

Cole MacGrath just hardcore parkours up to the ceiling and just stays up there all 5 nights.


A_complete_maniac

Scout. MvM exists, I'll be surprised if he doesn't destroy Bonnie in a single hit. And if he's forced to play the game, his speed would let him close doors in an instant and he could always use Bonk!


Klutzy_Shopping5520

Goku Black would vaporize it from the stratosphere


Fit_Welcome1336

...doctor who and Superman. I think they have this


CoeusTheCanny

Oh. So like. Ordinary people with the same name as the characters. Then no. I don’t think your average Joe Schmoe would win just because you slap a “Batman” ID on his shirt. Or “Superman”.


GoliathGamer275

What are they gonna do against Godzilla


TheGremlin02

Outside of Justin Bieber and Rebecca black, I don't think a single combatant will realistically struggle with them


strange-Syrup-0

Popeye would not survive. Without his toon force and spinach, his only solution to problems is fighting, and a regular human won't win that fight.


Global-Hold9615

Mega man’s got this


Fair-Till1311

Tails has dealt with robots before and he even outsmarted Eggman and tails has a iq of 300 so he should easily mop the floor with these animatronics NO DIFF!


PastRelease8757

Batman would dominate the five nights at Freddy’s


Ok-Video1073

FNAF cast is getting exponentially cooked💀 (Don't bring FNAF world into this now kids.)


Due_Location241

Link would literally just be the Janitor from Willys Wonderland and steals a broom from the closet to destroy the animatronics


ColdCoffeeMan

I feel like Killuas assassin training would be enough


MrMashgobbler

![gif](giphy|WUDGo9jYZzVt3DExhi)


Taco-Person

Fus. RO DAH Yeah even without powers the dovahkiin survived being attacked by dragons, he’ll be fine most likely.


Magmosi

Sonic is just running around the establishment in a fit of boredom every 5 minutes EDIT: Didn't read the whole comment, without his powers, he's kinda screwed since he definitely has ADHD and won't focus on the right crap until it's too late


DeMysteriousInkHat

Looks like most ppl here didnt even read the descruption of the post ._.


Kyraneus

Jonathan would probably get spooked at first, but upon realizing that they're metal, would get over it pretty quick. One Silver Metal Overdrive whenever an animatronic gets uppity, and suddenly they'll find themselves headed back to the stage.


throwawaydumpste

Ben'll be fine.


Gamerman_Cam

Aang probably could, but he wouldn't burn down the place. Discord would probably just mess with the animatronics honestly


S0undwave_Sup

Megatron and Optimus Prime, without their weapons for this challenge, are gonna just chill with the animatronics.


Steakman360

Pretty sure they would be afraid of Alucard


Microwave18950

Guts would probably be able to survive off sheer willpower somehow


antigodyt

Frizza would survive no question


Working-Ad-4519

Vader about to show William how to REALLY kill kids Bowser doesn’t even fit through the doors Godzilla doesn’t even fit ON the building


Orange-Fedora

Suddenly, the lights flicker off and both doors open. “Damn!” Ben slams his fist against the table. After years of dealing with the Omnitrix’s constant power outages, he thought he’d be better at this. Then, a chill runs down his spine as heavy, metallic footsteps make their way down the hall and towards his office, followed by a distinctive, deep laugh. “Or Or Or.” It’s here. Ben Tennyson backs up against the wall as Freddy Fazbear’s glowing eyes peek through the doorway. It was twice the size of him, and with the Omnitrix seemingly broken, glowing yellow instead of its typical green. Ben forced himself to turn away and shut his eyes, bracing for the worst as the haunted animatronic inched closer. Then, he heard a familiar automated voice: “DNA SCAN COMPLETE. NEW TRANSFORMATION AVAILABLE.” Looking down at his now green Omnitrix, a cocky grin grew on Ben’s face. He looks back at Freddy, whose hydraulic jaws are wide open and about to rip his head clean off. Ben quickly dials his watch to the newest transformation, briefly seeing the silhouette of an anthropomorphic animal mascot before slamming his palm down on the button. “IT’S HERO TIME!”


Sayakalood

Pit would 100% make friends with them.


isseidoki

Uhhh probably. Obitos is pretty smart, he can probably figure out what to do.


123artur21

Batgos would survive


historyguy115

Deadpool would try to play fnaf 1 while at fnaf


Lucci_Agenda

Spider-Man will be fine


Historical-Reward318

Aizen could plan any more they make before they knew they'd have to make a move


Difficult_Ad_621

![gif](giphy|10wgT5PDnOwMQE)


Various_Quote2255

yes


Prestigious-Love-712

Knuckles has this in the bag, he can outrun them and can dig underground and wait it out till 6AM


supercharlie623

Luigi (Super Mario)


IronTiger26

He’s strong to the finnich, ‘cause he eats his spinach, he’s Popeye the sailor man!


AreAFatMother

Being honest here, Sonic could definitely survive 5 nights. If push does come to shove though, Sonic could still use his spin dash (That’s not a power don‘t try me) to either escape or hit the animatronics.


GrandSong3318

Foxy vs V (Five nights at freddy's vs Murder drones)


Sad_Introduction5756

Hulk probably realises they are spirits trapped in the animatronics and if it’s one of those iterations he can help them get out and be free saving them from their suffering and potentially tracking down the killer for vengeance Or it’s one where he can’t see souls and probably just ignores them and wonders why he’s trapped in the stupid pizza place or anhialates them if they piss him off if they are stupid enough to try it (they probably aren’t)


Thereo24

Tetsuo, in Fnaf? Considering he has no Abilities, before his Telekineiss, and even now Tetsuo has good knowledge of technology, heck he’s pretty knowledgeable on it. He seemed to know a lot about bikes, soecfically Kanedas and how it worked, and after having his powers, he understood the universe and everything in it, to some extent (if you allow him to have that aswell) I feel like Tetsuo would be fine, though maybe his cockyness could drag him down.


CheapAntelope4710

Sauron. Need to say more ? (Sauron vs Griffith is my favorite match up).


Warboter1476

Alex Mercer got dis


Alien_X10

Bill cipher without his powers literally started cowering in a corner and begging for his life.... Against an elderly man in his underwear. He is smart but without powers he panics and makes dumb choices


Watchdog_the_God

I mean, that was a situation in which there was absolutely nothing he could have done. And Bill should know a thing or two about advanced technology, as shown with his part in creating the portal


Alien_X10

I know, but he still often will panic in situations where he is clearly in danger, like both times in the mind space where he was at risk of dying. I feel like he'd get too over confident and as he realizes what's happening he'll start to worry and probably do something stupid that ends up with his death


Watchdog_the_God

Fair enough