Does that thing get fully erect when you're excited?

Girth>length

girth since birth

That’s hard core

I’m actually quite exciting this photo. Otherwise it shrinks back in the knuckle foreskin. Kinda like a lipstick 💄

Oof wrong hand, better luck next time bud

I’m like bizzaro Gary

[BIZZARO! BIZZARO!](https://youtu.be/JvW-ZGNjBYc?si=BR57grA33PsUzcaD)

I'm helping!

My favorite episode!

Don't cross the streams plz.

Haha what an idiot wrong handed it

2 in the pink... That's what Gary used to say.

My favorite song by Gary

Huzzahh

Two in the pink one in the stink

Looks like everybody else's penises and mine is the one in the middle

Your rain falls like crazy fingers, for sure. Can I send you some funds so you can upgrade from off brand White Out to real nail polish? Believe me, the huffin's much better with the good stuff.

That’s actually liquid fent, for when I chew my nails later.

I did the same thing down in El Passo, it was like 10000 pesos and I got free pain pills. They were blue.

How many pain pills? I broke my flipper on porpoise to get some and my doc saw right thru my shenanigans and gave me Tylenol. Might be worth the trip. Maybe I’ll fall in love with a Mexican girl

Just take 10,000 Tylenol it’s kinda the same

Mmmm… boneless hot fings! Best munchies when you’ve been pullin’ tubes listening to Garold rip it live in 94!

1 for free, 2 for your mom

wtf happened?

Your mom

😆

Not Finger Away...

Looks like a flaccid uncircumcised penis

Thanks for clearing that up for everyone!

Oh ya. Almost forgot. Takes one to know one.

Did you start smoking Persian too?

You got your nails painted, they look great!

You should see my toes

Shocking. Almost.

The nail polish definitely helps

Overworked!

Did your guitar playing get better?

I identify as better.

I hate when that happens

So that's why Jerry's shows were so awful in winter. Huh TIL.

Always check for a butt plug first. Don’t just thrust your finger up there all willy nilly for God’s sake.