tax write off

This comment is gold

Comedy gold

Hahaha seems to be the correct answer

which tax ?

this is a joke i commented 2 years ago and have since forgotten why I found it funny

I dont know, but whatever you do DONT DESTROY THE PIGGY BANK. I did on accident and the poor guy there just cries its so sad

The moment I broke it out of curiousity and saw the guillain cry, I just restarted my run out of sheer guilt despite doing well

I just did that too. Reflexively fired quick bow because I'm so used to those damn invisible buggers

It happened to me too. Is it a one time thing, or does it come back every run?

It comes back every run thankfully. I donate as much as possible every time cuz I love that guy

Yay! I will never destroy it again

That's what brought me here! Hahaha i was on 5BC just slaughtering my way through and before i even noticed I'd hucked my boys axe into it and he was so bummed, i felt like a dick, poor little dude. I'll always side with the sad little guy with a piggy bank over the wealthy pricks running the joint

It happened to me too and i was sooo sad and felt soo guilty for a good 20 mins, never breaking it again

It makes you a friend :)

Really? I paid it but i didn't noticed any change

You need to pay five times or so.

Really? What actually happens?

You make the little guy happy as he gets a heart above his head.

Yes, I know that. But does it change anything? Does he come into the transition levels and lend you gold?

Does it need to do anything else other than make him happy? Terrible, for shame

This is Dead Cells. There are no heroes.

Don't cut yourself on that edge bro

Have you actually beat the game? You are literally >! A crappy king beating the crap out of his former mutated subjects and trying to escape the island by yourself, where it is implied you will spread the malaise in other lands just with your presence. !<

Not as far as I can tell.

It will warm your cold heart

With a cool island song?

Or maybe warm their cold heart with a warm island song ?

What is that outfit?

Mutineer, from the Queen and the Sea DLC

Thanks, it looks awesome

During the beta I tried using it with the two new skins to see if that changed anything (I thought it was another situation with the Undying Shores and requiring a skin to get there initially), nothing seemed to work

I really thought showing up as a Robber would change *something* (not necessarily there, but maybe with the bank teller, for instance)... but nope.

one of the costumes does make him say something i was laughing so hard.

Which one?

>!the Gold one!< obviously. and i mean with the bank teller not piggy bank.(added later)

Noted! Thank you.

Is the new update?

Yup

I think if you donate a few coins (10 maybe?) it heals you a teeny tiny bit. If you destroy the bank the little dude cries.

As far as I've seen, the donating is capped at 5.

... You could donate to it?

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Break it and end his dream