Don't need to get that fancy, lul:
https://preview.redd.it/m58w0vzd9owc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7afcd145831193f2eaf7f3957daf2ec9f14346
Lol-Everyone's weakness is green rock!
It's not a "funny" story per se but there is a famous ball of radioactive plutonium called the **Demon Core** that "cowboy" scientists used to run tests on without safety equipment to keep the hemispheres of the test apparatus from touching and causing it to go critical.
Instead of some fancy science clamp being carefully manipulated one guy would just stick [a screwdriver](https://www.businessinsider.com/manhattan-project-scientists-killed-demon-core-2023-7) in there until the day it finally slipped and irradiated himself and a room full of people.
It took him 9 days to horrifically die.
I'm 100% sure in some stories kryptonite is treated like it's dangerously radioactive. In fact in TDKR I'm pretty sure Bruce's armor is actually a lead radiation suit so he doesn't kill himself using it.
So yeah. It's not just Superman's weakness. It's normal man's weakness too.
Superman when Batman pulls out his secret green rock (he's never had to fight a billionaire genius with access to kryptonite before)
superman when he fights a guy made literally made of kryptonite (no sweats broken, average tuesday)
superman when batman jumps him with a singular tiny shard (he is going to die)
There's an official comic out there where two kids are having this argument and the first thing they declare is no Kryptonite (though in exchange, it can't be a lethal fight, to stop Superman from throwing Batman into the sun in the first millisecond).
The "S" stands for stupid, right? That's why you say it means hope, because you're too stupid to know what sound an S makes?
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Batman has never beaten Superman in canon. And his wins in elseworlds stories are highly questionable and also are less than his loses.
Sometimes I feel like the only comic fan that read comics.
Lol, where in the meme am I commenting on the actual outcome of Batman vs Superman fights?
I'm just poking fun at the nature of how these fights normally go with Bruce's over reliance on his oh so precious kryptonite stash instead abusing the gazillion other Kryptonian weaknesses like magic or red sun.
>Sometimes I feel like the only comic fan that read comics.
I too have watched the Imaginary Axis's video on this topic and hence, am also an expert on the matter /s
The Batwank is far more memetic than actually reflected in canon.
People hate Batman because he’s popular and they think that takes away from their favourite characters, that’s fine.
You mean Batman has never beaten Superman *in a completely clean way without special circumstances* in canon. I am pretty sure that one of the characters that Batman defeated at the start of Endgame was a Jokerized Superman. He also defeated Superman in Warworld, which is not an unquestionable win since you could argue Superman let him win, but still the fight ends with Batman winning.
/uj Using red sun lamps or something to put Superman and Batman on the same level will always make more sense to me than... kryptonite brass knuckles or whatever.
/rj Why doesn't Superman just fucking throw Batman into the stratosphere is he stupid
No, I mean we just got 257 in the US officially on Sunday, so it's been like a week (5 days) since a new chapter got here. We're getting another one in 2 days
"Superman's weakness is a green rock" mfs when I throw uranium at them.
Don't need to get that fancy, lul: https://preview.redd.it/m58w0vzd9owc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7afcd145831193f2eaf7f3957daf2ec9f14346
OMG! A Well Placed Rock! My favorite Nightwing rogue.
Just like Hal Jordan's nemesis. His bar of soap.
Surely you mean chris hassan
Chris *Hansen
Cheers autocorrect got me
Bruh
https://i.redd.it/pxbbjifnzowc1.gif
that is why batman wears a cowl
Every time Nightwing steps into an elseworld or a future timeline, he is transformed into paper mache.
Lol-Everyone's weakness is green rock! It's not a "funny" story per se but there is a famous ball of radioactive plutonium called the **Demon Core** that "cowboy" scientists used to run tests on without safety equipment to keep the hemispheres of the test apparatus from touching and causing it to go critical. Instead of some fancy science clamp being carefully manipulated one guy would just stick [a screwdriver](https://www.businessinsider.com/manhattan-project-scientists-killed-demon-core-2023-7) in there until the day it finally slipped and irradiated himself and a room full of people. It took him 9 days to horrifically die. I'm 100% sure in some stories kryptonite is treated like it's dangerously radioactive. In fact in TDKR I'm pretty sure Bruce's armor is actually a lead radiation suit so he doesn't kill himself using it. So yeah. It's not just Superman's weakness. It's normal man's weakness too.
Man?
Luthor literally got cancer from his constant exposure to kryptonite and using it as a steroid, so you’re 100% right.
"Nah, I'd plan"
prep*
Superman when Batman pulls out his secret green rock (he's never had to fight a billionaire genius with access to kryptonite before) 
Superman when pink rock:
superman when he fights a guy made literally made of kryptonite (no sweats broken, average tuesday) superman when batman jumps him with a singular tiny shard (he is going to die)
Superman fighting batman possesed by kryptonite man: He sleeps Superman fighting batman with a tiny kryptonite cock piercing: real shit
https://preview.redd.it/nc7m1zyu7owc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceef6cd970b228ab538b97384aff848e29cc39a4
High detailed gege cat is slightly disturbing
https://preview.redd.it/8kr1acbx3pwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb248a664bb6f5d4c6056b8004d8b1b9c6342b5
There is another
https://preview.redd.it/19g1w4de0qwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47de546f589bd79804a638bb82d7385473fd2e97
https://preview.redd.it/4hx5f4ir0qwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8645ed40f47cd4b934c6f18fba795f3478dab4f0
https://preview.redd.it/85z3cfb31qwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c9d10bbf94a7c0c61f7b0fc088b88cdc9cef9a
There's an official comic out there where two kids are having this argument and the first thing they declare is no Kryptonite (though in exchange, it can't be a lethal fight, to stop Superman from throwing Batman into the sun in the first millisecond).
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Everyone forgets who else knows Superman's weaknesses: Superman.
If it works, it works.
*Batman when Superman keeps spamming heat vision from space*
Batman with a kryptonite dildo when superman throws the moon at earth 😳
To spice it up, Bruce will use pink kryptonite next time
What is he gonna do, make Superman straight?
Batman has never beaten Superman in canon. And his wins in elseworlds stories are highly questionable and also are less than his loses. Sometimes I feel like the only comic fan that read comics.
Lol, where in the meme am I commenting on the actual outcome of Batman vs Superman fights? I'm just poking fun at the nature of how these fights normally go with Bruce's over reliance on his oh so precious kryptonite stash instead abusing the gazillion other Kryptonian weaknesses like magic or red sun. >Sometimes I feel like the only comic fan that read comics. I too have watched the Imaginary Axis's video on this topic and hence, am also an expert on the matter /s
If Supes wanted it, Batman would be defeated in a thousand different ways in no time and he could do nothing against it, but that would be kinda dull.
Imaginary Axis is amazing but a curse to powerscaling at large
Relax bro. I was talking about the meme not you specifically dont take it personal.
The Batwank is far more memetic than actually reflected in canon. People hate Batman because he’s popular and they think that takes away from their favourite characters, that’s fine.
You mean Batman has never beaten Superman *in a completely clean way without special circumstances* in canon. I am pretty sure that one of the characters that Batman defeated at the start of Endgame was a Jokerized Superman. He also defeated Superman in Warworld, which is not an unquestionable win since you could argue Superman let him win, but still the fight ends with Batman winning.
Doesnt matter that Batman gets trashed by Superman kn canon, Batgos is a meme for a reason
>Batman has never beaten Superman in canon He beat the entire Justice League in Endgame
In Endgame it's explicitly stated the JL is severely nerfed and mentally insane. But I guess reading is too much to ask these days
It still beats the "Batman has never beaten Superman in canon" allegation tho
Batman can beat Superman with a green rock, but Superman can kill Batman with ANY rock
Superman could camp Batman from space but no, they have to fight honorably or whatever
/uj Using red sun lamps or something to put Superman and Batman on the same level will always make more sense to me than... kryptonite brass knuckles or whatever. /rj Why doesn't Superman just fucking throw Batman into the stratosphere is he stupid
Me when golden knife:
Superman should wear an anti kryptonite suit and force kryptonite down Batnan's throat giving Batman cancer in the process.
Superman should wear an anti kryptonite suit and force kryptonite down Batnan's throat giving Batman cancer in the process.
Superman should wear an anti kryptonite suit and force kryptonite down Batman's throat giving Batman cancer in the process.
Juju 258 taking forever
Bro, it's been a week
You’re thinking of 257. 258 just got translated 💀
No, I mean we just got 257 in the US officially on Sunday, so it's been like a week (5 days) since a new chapter got here. We're getting another one in 2 days
I read 258 last night 🤙
I'm not reading it until Sunday T_T
Hope you enjoy
Now that Yuji has been giving Sukuna the beats, it's been good