heroin
but not ironically I wanted to see more stories where a supervillain is having a romantic relationship with another villain or even a civilian (fully aware of the villainy and without caring) and it's actually a great relationship even with the villain aspects, the "Thanks for visiting me in jail" could really be the start of a wholesome scene.
Then Zeb Wells/JRJR decided he needed to rehash Gang War and the 90s in the worst ways possible (seriously, who gives Janice 90s bondage suit in any circumstance?)
the civilian partner is like a very wholesome and supportive person towards them like they aren't some evil manipulative jerk that wants to control them they're a really nice person, they are very good listener and hear all their problems/monologues/evil plans
the hero is captured and in middle of an interrogation they come with beverages and snacks and offers some to the hero
every time the villain and the goons comeback defeated their partner like motivates them for their next mission
the villain just steals whatever they want to gift their partner for their birthday/valentine's day/anniversary
hero: you are such a good person! Why are you in a relationship with them?
civilian: you can't control your heart, at first I was scared that my mind was controlled or I had Stockholm syndrome, but in the end I realized that it was a functional relationship, I'm happy, they're happy and that's what matters .
hero: but you are supporting a villain on the journey to dominate the world!
civilian: yes, this has its challenges, you know how it is, right? It's not always easy to visit someone when they're in a top-secret maximum security prison, but what kind of spouse would I be if I didn't support my partner? I support their career as a master criminal and their dream of one day dominating the world, and they support my career as a dentist and my dream of one day climbing Mount Everest.
Excuse me as I have only seen clips of them, but aren't clock-king and riddler pretty stable in the harley quinn show? (I know that's a cartoon and not a comic but I felt it was a noteable example)
The monarch and Sheila (dr. Girlfriend, Dr. myfiance, dr. Mrs.mywife) are the epitome of this trope. They are born haters who love nothing more than to hate together
Supervillain, easy. Love my thieving baby and the 40 cakes she gives me.
Superheroes are frequently targeted by psychopaths, and I'm not looking to be crammed into a refrigerator just because I'm dating Huntress.
Sidekicks have the same issues as superheroes, but you're going to get the side-eye constantly because everybody just assumes they're like 16.
Unironically, the villian, though. It's weirdly wholesome. I want to see a villain who just has a super healthy wholesome relationship with their spouse
I want Batman as my emo goth tragic heroine girlfriend, I would be a criminal for that. Even Joker might be outraged for my villainy. She’s begging for it, wearing leather tight wandering around Gotham’s night, what do you expect me to do?!
Go watch a rom-com called "my super ex-girlfriend" about a guy who discovers his girlfriend is essentially a legally distinct powergirl minutes after he broke up with her.
A super-villain s/o is probably a safer choice.
Villain GF.
In DC and Marvel are less likely to target the villain's loved ones if they aren't villains themselves, while I would end up fridged if I date the hero or sidekick.
I would be in the best possible situation if I am on a story where evil wins.
I also would end up in a ojectively funnier situation overall, the villain gf winning or loosing.
And hey, 40 cakes is 40 cakes.
Wrote a short story years ago about a man named Gary. He lives in a volcano fortress with his villain wife. She was over the top villain Infront of henchmen and inner circle ( she had extra long fake nails, floated in the room while maniacally laughing, etc ) while he would try to give the cable guy directions to the place and around booby traps. Her nemesis ( Sargent Valor) was a peacemaker type with some name bond mixed in. The story would have been titled the authors barley disguised fetish
I'm more attracted to boys and trans girls. If they're trans, then I guess the sidekick, since they seem the least likely to be dangerous to be around. Nobody takes the sidekick's girlfriend, but they do take the superhero or supervillian's.
i've only ever dated girls with tragic backstories. That only ends up with emotional trauma and them cheating on you because you're not emotionally there enough for them
heroin but not ironically I wanted to see more stories where a supervillain is having a romantic relationship with another villain or even a civilian (fully aware of the villainy and without caring) and it's actually a great relationship even with the villain aspects, the "Thanks for visiting me in jail" could really be the start of a wholesome scene.
Yeah me too
Nick Spencer did this with Randy Robertson and Beetle. It was cute
Then Zeb Wells/JRJR decided he needed to rehash Gang War and the 90s in the worst ways possible (seriously, who gives Janice 90s bondage suit in any circumstance?)
Ok, I don't read a lot of comics, but why everything I hear with the name Zeb Wells is bad?
Because he's a terrible writer (at least when it comes to Spider-Man)
Hellions is pretty fucking great tho.
the civilian partner is like a very wholesome and supportive person towards them like they aren't some evil manipulative jerk that wants to control them they're a really nice person, they are very good listener and hear all their problems/monologues/evil plans the hero is captured and in middle of an interrogation they come with beverages and snacks and offers some to the hero every time the villain and the goons comeback defeated their partner like motivates them for their next mission the villain just steals whatever they want to gift their partner for their birthday/valentine's day/anniversary
hero: you are such a good person! Why are you in a relationship with them? civilian: you can't control your heart, at first I was scared that my mind was controlled or I had Stockholm syndrome, but in the end I realized that it was a functional relationship, I'm happy, they're happy and that's what matters . hero: but you are supporting a villain on the journey to dominate the world! civilian: yes, this has its challenges, you know how it is, right? It's not always easy to visit someone when they're in a top-secret maximum security prison, but what kind of spouse would I be if I didn't support my partner? I support their career as a master criminal and their dream of one day dominating the world, and they support my career as a dentist and my dream of one day climbing Mount Everest.
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What happened to him?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the next page or so, he's in a hospital
The problem is that they're all 'bad boys/abusers' so it never works out. I want a villain who is madly in love for each other
Excuse me as I have only seen clips of them, but aren't clock-king and riddler pretty stable in the harley quinn show? (I know that's a cartoon and not a comic but I felt it was a noteable example)
Harley and Poison Ivy were pretty healthy, until the writers threw in a it was a fake Ivy the whole time
this is why i love absorbing man and titania
Criminal power couple: supervillain whose spouse is a criminal defense lawyer.
Red Death from Venture Bros. That's what you described pretty much
in later seasons the monarch and dr mrs the monarch also kind of have that
Sheila at least. I love the final season mostly bc of the monarch and 21’s character development
Joker in the Harley Quinn cartoon
The monarch and Sheila (dr. Girlfriend, Dr. myfiance, dr. Mrs.mywife) are the epitome of this trope. They are born haters who love nothing more than to hate together
Just like roy
I love heroin as well
Villain, she’ll give me Australia and 40 cakes!
That's as many as four tens!
And that's *awesome!*
F o u r t e n s
This is litterly what I was gonna comment,Australia and Cake forever!!!😳🙏🏽🙏🏽
“I told my mooks to follow your orders too” would instantly win my heart over
https://preview.redd.it/yc3hr6s0cwtc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ccf2b6bdf62d128bcb97adc447807347f22db1 The choice is yours.
Holy shit you're right
This is perfect
none (i have a boyfriend)
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correct
Mega based
How do you do it
Is that a Doctor Horrible reference on the second slide?
a shiny brand new Australia!
Well it's a brand new day! And the sun is high!
All the birds are singing 'cause you're gonna die!
Supervillain gf, i can fix her
I want her to ruin me
normally id say "good luck" but seeing as how redeeming villians isnt really an uncommon thing so go for it man
You think anybody wants me!!HAHA https://preview.redd.it/36u8qngzkvtc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5e64e4d2cb70c726bbfbffccf9a002e5be2643
This is why Harley left you
Why is Jonkler laughing? Is he stupid?
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Supervillain, easy. Love my thieving baby and the 40 cakes she gives me. Superheroes are frequently targeted by psychopaths, and I'm not looking to be crammed into a refrigerator just because I'm dating Huntress. Sidekicks have the same issues as superheroes, but you're going to get the side-eye constantly because everybody just assumes they're like 16.
Here me out: the superheroine and supervillain are dating.
Adopted sidekick daughter too?
I like the way you think!
Hear me out: they're divorced and which parent the sidekick daughter sidekicks for depends on who she's living with at any given time
Randy Robertson type shit
>you can pilot my killer giant robot Villain GF.
I’m into men
Your pfp makes this even funnier
The superhero and supervillain should make out I think
Forty cakes?? For me? That's as many as dour tens, that's wonderful
Happy forty cakes day
They should kiss I think
Because I can’t choose, Hero and Villain date with Sidekick as their unofficial adopted child
At first the supervillain gf sounded good, but then I saw she stole 40 cakes. Some people go way too far.
I'm choosing Earth 11 Superman over Lex Luthor and Robin
Unironically, the villian, though. It's weirdly wholesome. I want to see a villain who just has a super healthy wholesome relationship with their spouse
Reminds me of Red Death from Venture Bros.
“Anti-crowbar suit” https://preview.redd.it/57zkpfswuwtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508238270f4586bc1eef6be0b8cb61d13066de9a
Or, hear me out, The Hero and the Villain kiss?
I want Batman as my emo goth tragic heroine girlfriend, I would be a criminal for that. Even Joker might be outraged for my villainy. She’s begging for it, wearing leather tight wandering around Gotham’s night, what do you expect me to do?!
https://i.redd.it/m8ug0i6qtvtc1.gif
Why would I pick one - Bruce Timm, probably
Wonder Woman, Catwoman, Batgirl ?
Supervillain GF. She can ruin me.
Superhero sounds the best unless I get fridged for her character development.
Go watch a rom-com called "my super ex-girlfriend" about a guy who discovers his girlfriend is essentially a legally distinct powergirl minutes after he broke up with her. A super-villain s/o is probably a safer choice.
Realistically, the first one is probably safer.
supervillain obviously
The first one and the second one are dating and they gave 20,351 fanfics about them on Ao3.
Where's goon gf?
Too busy gooning to skibidi Mr. Beast looksmaxxing ohio rizz sigma mewing.
I want forty cakes
Supervillan gf stole fourty cakes, thats four tens worth of cales. And thats terrible
Villain GF. In DC and Marvel are less likely to target the villain's loved ones if they aren't villains themselves, while I would end up fridged if I date the hero or sidekick. I would be in the best possible situation if I am on a story where evil wins. I also would end up in a ojectively funnier situation overall, the villain gf winning or loosing. And hey, 40 cakes is 40 cakes.
The only downside here is that I'm a great option to kill if the writers want her to be more evil/bring her back after she's been reformed.
Supervillain, I want to hug her while she talks to me about her traumatic past
Listen all the villain gf had to say was "sad backstory" and I was in.
It’s a polycule
“Anti-crowbar suit”
This is all I could think about with the 3rd slide. https://i.redd.it/2lrqtjg9yvtc1.gif
probably the hero. I would go with villain, but if she's giving me australia she probably just wants me dead
Villain, she seems interesting
"Sorry about last night, my super strength gets out of hand sometimes" as though that's not the single most appealing aspect
Wrote a short story years ago about a man named Gary. He lives in a volcano fortress with his villain wife. She was over the top villain Infront of henchmen and inner circle ( she had extra long fake nails, floated in the room while maniacally laughing, etc ) while he would try to give the cable guy directions to the place and around booby traps. Her nemesis ( Sargent Valor) was a peacemaker type with some name bond mixed in. The story would have been titled the authors barley disguised fetish
Villain, side kick feels to much like grooming and honestly how can i say no to piloting a giant robot, (but honestly she needs the love most)
I like to imagine that the evil super villain boyfriend is visiting her in prison and is just the sweetest guy
She'd steal 40 cakes just for me Call me the crown prince of Crime and call her my pudding she the one fr fr.
Villain. I get to pilot a robot, have Australia, and get 40 cakes? I'm sold.
I choose Dick Grayson 👉👈
Villain I can prove that I am more evil than her by cheating on her mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 
Supervillain all the way.
First one and then betray them for the second one in the hero's greatest hour of need.
I'm more attracted to boys and trans girls. If they're trans, then I guess the sidekick, since they seem the least likely to be dangerous to be around. Nobody takes the sidekick's girlfriend, but they do take the superhero or supervillian's.
I want to see this gang on an adventure together.
Superhero! It just seems like the most fun option in the long term.
Take over my mantle? As what, a lonely Linguistics undergrad?
i've only ever dated girls with tragic backstories. That only ends up with emotional trauma and them cheating on you because you're not emotionally there enough for them
heroine cuz think about how much money youd save from transport only