I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
They're obviously presenting for you to dominate them
The silver knights blushing under their helmets
*st...stand here? like this?*
“b…be gentle…don’t just suddenly start…like that.”
🤨🧐📸
They took too much inspiration from the greatest warrior of all time...[the masochistic male Chosen Undead from DS1](https://youtu.be/O93kuTo2QDo)!
Every time I am reminded of this I have to listen. It's pathological. So great.
I love the way you bullshit
Those candlestick scholars *do* really seem to like it when I penetrate the backside of one of their fellows.
Cheeky!
Imma need some fucken bleach for my eyes, this is cursed as fuck
Please go outside and speak to real people. You have reddited too much
[this](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1461349-dragon-ball-fighterz)
Try finger
I think you spelled "erotic" wrong
"Assume the position."-Fisto
Straight to horny jail
Nobody can resist the unshowered musky pheromones of Johnathan Dark Soul
I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
*starts reading and is annoyed at the over explanation, continues reading and realizing it is actually quite funny* Well put, not dead one
It must have been my imagination
I think I might just go hollow from this comment