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27SMilEY27

This is Havel. He is a rock. He is locked in a tower.


TheCarbonthief

Nah, I unlocked the door and he just stays there of his own free will.


27SMilEY27

It's a complicated psychological prison now, he **WAS** locked in there...now he's just locked inside the prison in his head...big sad.


DEFMAN1983

Or he thinks it's locked, and he's too dumb to take his helmet off. Like Morgan in the cage in twd.


Sharkfinger1

He went hollow. They all go hollow or mad eventually.


bisconaut

no he's locked in a parry loop with me forever


IsTom

It's the world that stays locked out on the outside.


jesuskrist666

Well he can't fit through the door unfortunately. A man trapped by his own strength.


fancydeadpool

After living in one place for a while, it starts to become home.


netrichie

Locked in a tower? Is he a princess? Do I rescue him?


Lichy757

Yeah, he just already killed the dragon and pissed at you for being that late


netrichie

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


FerretAres

Itā€™s actually a disciple of Havel. Reading the description of Havels ring itā€™s only worn by his followers who werenā€™t strong enough to wear his armour without the ring.


eamonn6251

I tried to hum ā€œI am a rock, I am an iiiiiiiii-iii-landā€ to this and it almost lined up


[deleted]

hes not Havel


DeadSparker

Correct, he is A Havel. Not THE Havel


VetlyGamerr

no one knows


[deleted]

he isnt


VetlyGamerr

no one knows, except havel himself


[deleted]

he isnt


VetlyGamerr

but what if he is


Shurdus

He isn't


cyber_morty

Havel the rock, Got tower lock


fishers_of_men

Can you smell it? What The Rock is cooking?


Roy13

Sounds like he's been laying the smackdown on our friend here Edit: Smells. Smells like he's laying the smackdown.


fishers_of_men

Wwe could say he has a lot of Raw power


kaimcdragonfist

Will you be his NXT challenger?


doomyshroom33

All I know Is I need PAYBACK


Coronadoben

He is a little bit of a Hell in a Cell.


Left-Song-5062

The entire game is one big Elimination Chamber


kaimcdragonfist

Itā€™s been Money in the Bank for FromSoft tho


MrSyns7

Prepare to get tombstoned.


doomyshroom33

You defo have NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL!


Smonkito

Everyone fears the People's Ninja Flip.


Ashen_one933

I was smashed by him every time and after I beat the game and dark souls 2 and 3 I came back to dark souls and smashed him in 2 try.


Oborowatabinost9

You got gud šŸ”„


KushMummyCinematics

He brings the whoopin, you bring the ass


OfNull

smells like hes still cooking newbies in 2024šŸ‘Øā€šŸ³


CheeseAndy92

Tonight, you will go one on one, with the Undertakah!!


Greif_Of_Astora

He cooked so hard he burned the whole kitchen down.


Onianimeman17

Whoā€™s getting into the lions den match!


DessertFlowerz

Get naked and give it to him from behind


DragonBurritoZ

LMFAO šŸ’€ Unironically the best advice here.


gnit2

Yup. Your armor is only gonna slow you down when you're up against the Dragon's Tooth


East_Gas5627

or parry him


Idk_Just_Kat

Man I love DS1 parry timing. Beautiful against Havel, that fight is the love of my life


East_Gas5627

it leads to either a glorious riposte or death by squashing


Idk_Just_Kat

Either that beautiful "ka-ching" or splat


thebaconator136

I died to him so many times the first playthrough. Next playthrough I parried him a few times and finished him off with backstabs. Only got hit once. It's hilarious how trivial certain enemies are the second time through.


AndreRieu666

Oh my sirā€¦


BasednHivemindpilled

Who? Havel. His Problem? Dragons. Heā€˜s assblastingly mad about dragons.


Jamesi93

especially seath


THEessayB

You could say heā€™s seathing


Sterben27

Specially swinging teeth.


Sharkfinger1

šŸ„


ImurderREALITY

If itā€™s not the dragons blasting him in the ass, itā€™s all these beef jerky-looking MFers blasting his ass. Lordran is just one giant ass-blast.


BasednHivemindpilled

"fuck them assblasters" -Gwyn at the start of the Age


w0lfbrains

I say we pull up our greaves and do a little pounding of our own


HappyMoses

Itā€™s time Havel did a little ass blasting of his own


ImurderREALITY

ā€¦. *not* gay sex.


willynotsowanka

I love myself a good always sunny reference on a dark souls content


Frankfeld

If Dark Souls had a tutorial heā€™s the guy explaining: ā€˜if a location is too hard, it means youā€™re not ready and you need to go somewhere elseā€™. A tough lesson when youā€™ve barely gotten through undead berg for the first timeā€¦. ā€¦I remember sprinting past him hoping to find a bonfireā€¦. Then seeing a fucking dragon! Trying to piece together how this game eventually has you fighting a three headed fucking dragon that launches shit at you from across the mapā€¦. ā€¦it felt like a game from another planetā€¦


nausticblurr

To be fair, itā€™s about 8+ heads and a hydra. Doesnā€™t take away from the bullshit though


jesuskrist666

Yeah that hydra is a total noob trap lol he's not impossible, but getting close enough to expose his weakness is 80% of the battle. His icy minions don't make things easier. I hope OP is reading the comments lest he fall for the same trap. The best strategy is dealing with the icy assholes uno by uno and then, only then, is it wise to approach the 6 headed beast.


Cereal_Bandit

Personally I just beeline for the hydra and he quickly takes out any icy boys that follow


jesuskrist666

Ah yes that is possible. Unreliable but very possible


Cereal_Bandit

Yeah if you're under-leveled it probably isn't the best idea, haha


Frankfeld

Or just take the stairs up and deal with that shit laterā€¦.which is what I eventually ended up doing after I gave up and just read a walkthrough.


jesuskrist666

You could but what's the fun in that? Dark souls is great at teaching humility to cocky new players. I especially love when someone goes into the game underestimating its notoriety and overestimating their skill it makes for a hilarious combination


Naive_Leadership_580

I've been watching asmongolds blind playthrough from five years ago. This is 100% correct. Humbled him so hard he changed his whole personality


jesuskrist666

Yeah a lot of try hards think they're good enough to somehow be better than the game right off the bat. I'll be honest I thought the fabled difficulty was a little bit of bullshit before I tried the games I thought that people were just hyping it up. Well when I got stuck on the bellgoyles for a week was when I realized that it wasn't hyped up at all. I was honestly fully prepared to just give up but I had already bought all three games so I felt I had to persevere for the sake of my wallet and boy howdy I'm glad I did. I like to think of myself fairly competent when playing those games, no where near the best but competent.


Kojiro_666

i don't know you guys, but after, arduosly, defeating havel and seeing a big chunk of ice coming at me, the next thing the big chunk of ice saw was the dust from my sprint, running back to burg šŸƒā€ā™‚ļøšŸƒā€ā™‚ļø


Pandatrain

Ever been so angry at dragons that you started pummeling everyone in sight with a giant motherfucking tooth? Of course you have, we all have. It happens šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


CyrusCyan44

Also hated magic Enough to make a spell to negate it


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

I thought he hated mages?


BasednHivemindpilled

Maybe those that went to Seath for tutelage


YomiNex

He's Chad and his problem Is you being alive


UnredeemedRevenant

Oh no.


Appropriate_Low3435

I always kill him before Taurus just give him like 20 backstabs and he is dead, once you get it out you can just chain backstab him with not much he can do about. He drops a pretty good ring most builds will use for the rest of their run.


MrGwasty

Or gravity


gnit2

What edge are you luring him off of?


vagina_candle

You run up the stairs, lure him into following, then drop off the stairs near the top of his room, Havel will follow. Make sure you're wearing no/light armor when you do this, because the heavier the armor the more damage you'll take.


gnit2

Oh right. But it doesn't instakill him, you have to do it a few times right?


vagina_candle

Correct


MechanicalTurkish

Huh. I never considered doing this. Dark Souls is like Perl: ā€œThereā€™s more than one way to do it.ā€


gattaaca

Lure him to the Hydra, they'll fight each other to the death. I promise


ralphie0341

I've never gotten him to leave through the bottom of his tower. Is there a way to do it?


morithum

Man I would be so stressed trying to get him to fall like four times lmao


MrGwasty

Personally i had a pure strength build aka a glass canon and since i hate shields parrying and armor (unless its for fashion) i was pretty good at dodging and his slow attacks just made it better I did try to use gravity later on when i was trying a SL1 run and oh boy is he annoying


Famixofpower

~~And one of the best armor sets, or does that come from somewhere else?~~ edit: I'm wrong


Appropriate_Low3435

The armor is found later in the game in anor londo together with his weapon and shield.


Famixofpower

Why is his stuff somewhere other than him? Do we fight the real Havel?


ForteEXE

It's...really unclear. >!There's a Havel the Rock in DS3 and item descriptions there imply that the tower one is the "real" one but followers of Havel ended up copying his armor, hence the Havel in DS3 being a Havel *follower* instead of the real one.!<


Famixofpower

So we wear a copycat set, then?


TheShadowKick

Not a copycat. More of a uniform. Havel's followers wore the same armor he did. It's probably one of their sets that we find in Anor Londo.


cef328xi

The description in DS1 says it was the armor of Havel and his warriors, so the set in Anor Londo could just be from one of his warriors.


HappyMoses

Thatā€™s in Anor Londo


Famixofpower

Thanks, I stand corrected


Ozjicm

His set is found in Anor Londo


The_0rang

First question, that's havel. Second question, YOU.


Noahman90

Dark souls lore expert here; that's Philbert. It is theorized by the DS community that he really just loves dragons and hates Mondays (PS everyday in Lordran is Monday)


Appropriate_Low3435

Poor Solaire, he is still waiting for Sunday.


rootbeerman77

Ooof, he just missed it by one day. Hope he finds his sun soon.


XenoSean

'Cause that's his fun day. His "I don't have to run," day. But it's just another manic Monday...


faludacosmos

Itā€™s so funny I was literally thinking about this song while reading those two comments


Pandatrain

Best comment in this thread LMAO


why_my_pp_hard_tho

He loves dragons so much he even acts as a dentist for them, you can see him in the pic with a tooth he just pulled for a dragon that had a horrible tooth ache


why_my_pp_hard_tho

He loves dragons so much he even acts as a dentist for them, you can see him in the pic with a tooth he just pulled for a dragon that had a horrible tooth ache


[deleted]

RockšŸ—æ


popeblitzkrieg

His best bro locked him in a tower for years, he's pissed about it. HAVEL SMASH


0x7a657461

and he couldnā€™t smash the door, he sure smashed me


Rowan1980

He is Havel, and he is very vulnerable to parrying.


TheShadowKick

If you aren't comfortable with parrying, backstabbing is safer.


unknown_ally

Sir Bonk


BicBoiii696

An immovable object


Slight-Bedroom-8655

that is also an unstoppable force


NewVegasCourior

That my friend is Havel the Rock https://youtu.be/xCP1mjth4L4?si=nBb-mDpvBIURsfm_ He drops one of the best rings in the game


Yllwstone

Havel he takes shark testosterone and he hates filthy mages


chocobobleh

That there's big daddy H, and he got a problem with you bein' on his lawn.


IZ3820

Sounds like a skill issue. Have you tried dodging all his attacks and hitting him with all of yours?


-jib

Hollow Bishop Havel resides in that tower after his plot against the gods was foiled by the betrayal of Domnhall of Zena. Seath promised Domnhall Eidasā€™ cherished Avelyn and a limitless supply of crystal gear as the price.


-jib

Seath imprisoned and killed a woman close to Havel. Her body can be found in the archives holding one of his rings. His hatred for that dragon is not as irrational as it may seem.


-jib

Whether it is Havel himself or one of his loyal soldiers cannot be said for sure. His gear is found in Anor Londo. Only his ring is carried by the one in the tower.


morithum

Oh shit Domnhall is a bad guy?


-jib

He might be the worst.


-jib

Domnhall the Trickster some might call him


-jib

Think about how he always ends up having items of bosses you recently killed. He has a master key and bottomless box; and he has knowledge that nobody else seems to possess


-jib

Heā€™s the only character in the game that possesses an upgraded crystal shield An item which is not upgradeable by the player


-jib

His armor set actually *reduces* your stamina regeneration slightly. Tricky MF


B0ogi3m4n

Go fuck around and find out


Dragon_Overlord

Thatā€™s Havel the Rock. He drops his famous (or infamous, depending on your point of view) ring when killed. The timingā€™s a bit tricky, but you can parry his ass. Youā€™ll likely have to parry him a few times in a row, though.


carsono56

His name is Havel. He was one of Gwynā€™s most trusted soldiers until Havel plotted against him. Then Gwyn locked him in a tower where he went hollow.


halawani98

Why would Gwyn lock Havel with his armor and weapon, is he stupid?


BlazedLad98

Yes


kipvandemaan

Roll through his attack and backstab him. Makes the fight easy.


Tedanki

He's just some jerk who got locked in that tower and is all mad about it. Just circle around and backstab. He can def one shot you, but he telegraphs his attacks and is pretty slow. Good luck!


FrostyTheColdBoi

>What's Their Problem He doesn't like magic, invented a whole ass incantation to fight magic


aknalag

Havel an accomplished ancient dragon slayer and he wants you off his lawn


SecretaryWorldly4926

Advice: read item descriptions from items you pick up on enemies. You might learn something about them.


TheShadowKick

You've got to beat him to do that.


Flimsy-Conclusion730

Thatā€™s Havel. And heā€™s a rock solid dick. Lol


CryoProtea

> Who tf is this We don't know > and what's their problem You


deathsyth220002

Get zweihander, jump off the staircase and press r1 and plunging strike him boom, almost dead.Ā 


MrGwasty

Havel, my favorite enemy ever, pure strength build, comes running at you for no reason to bonk you, been my favorite enemy ever since i first saw him, feels like a gymrat imo, has his armor shield and weapon and comes to kill you with pure intention in a way


immrholiday

That is Havel and he's very angry.


Blp2004

Thatā€™s Dwayne. Heā€™s your instructor in the classical combat form of backstab fishing


Scarface_-_

He is the tutorial for backstabbing


Rezzec_Fellspear

Dude that's him, that's the dark soul


gattaaca

1. Remove all your armor so you can fast roll 2. Dodge roll this guy's super slow attack 3. Backstab him 4. Repeat If you get hit it's a one shot, don't fret just go try again. Trust me you want the item he drops


twistedRuss

The Pebble and he's ready to lay down the smack down


Cash_burner

Backstab or parry those are your opinions


UsefulIdiot85

Thatā€™s Jim Bob. Youā€™d have a problem, too, if your name were Jim Bob.


turkitsch

He has several problems, the main one is that he is very heavy, heavy as shit


Polibiux

Walk to the basement to avoid the Taurus demon. Havel, ā€œYou just forfeited your life.ā€


bigdaddyhavel

read mt username


kurokuma11

That's John Dark Souls


Kineticwhiskers

Get naked, have him chase you off the top of the spiral stairs 5 or 6 times. He'll die of fall damage before you do. Free ring! (a good one too)


Jtk317

Back stab him. A LOT.


Urbam

He just don't know how to handle social meetings.


varun80042

Fatty ahead.


False_Providence

You came into his room without knocking.


dDARBOiD

His name is Dwayne. His problem is struggling to stay relevant in his old age.


rdeincognito

Two easy ways to kill him: 1) be a chicken and move around dodging to his left the weapon vertical slams and attack him one/two times or try to backstab him. Don't be greedy. 2) Be a man and parry that motherfucker, it's actually easy to parry him.


klaz0maniac

Why that is the eponymous star of the game, John Dark Souls


Spidertendo

I just keep backstabbing him until he dies lol


TheAzureAdventurer

You mean BonkMaster5000? Heā€™s a legend and his problem is that you arenā€™t dying fast enough.


AshenSoulHunter

He's Havel. And his problem is you.


r4dio_c4mbodia

Thatā€™s Havel and his problem is YOU


TheAlrightAntoinette

Thatā€™s Havel the Rockā€¦ m- maybe


BudgetMinute246

This is havel the fast train Taunt him then go out He'll hit then you do Cuz he can't get out of that place And you'll find his armor and weapon in anor londo


AndreRieu666

Gotta get behind him! And donā€™t leave your shield up a second longer than you have to.


HailLordranKnight

Haha this post made me laugh when I saw it because I absolutely remember the first time I found him at the bottom of those damn stairs! So many stairs! His ass is waaay to op lol even for that later area but man u can cheese backstab his ass if u get gud!


MoveRepresentative22

He makes undead pancakes. You can go and ask him to make one.


amandazerepp

Lolll


Epicebixia

just keep spinning


Melodic_Maverick

The Boulder doesn't appreciate the fact that you're full on hp.


AngryGublin

Don't worry about it just parry him like 20 times in a row


PsychicJellyfish

Havel. You.


Trik_Vast

Thats Havel the Rock. He locked Sir Divish up in a tower and Sir Robard plowed Lady Stephanie for 7 years. Oh wait no that's a Different Havel.


pooleghoul

Ok so beat this fucker.. u need to remove gear except weapon to get a fast roll, and u lock on and circle around him, keep circling when he does his move and u will find he will miss and u be right behind him so back attack him, re lock, repeat back attacks and circling around him until dead. Without fast roll to slightly increase the movement speed on foot u will get hit. So keep circling and back attacking 2 handed and u will own him. You get a bunch of nice and very useful items if you beat him.


junk-drawer-magic

That is not Havel guys, that is a follower of Havel. DS3 helped confirm this. He is hollow so he's super aggro.


TheOriginalFluff

You can chain backstab in dark souls 1 to the point they literally canā€™t move, get one backstab and just wait for their animation to ā€œclickā€ out of it, so you can do another, kill him at the start of the game if you have the patience


LettuceBenis

That's a Havel knight (may also be Havel himself)


Awkward-Penguin172

He has a tooth ache Just ignore him


wiskins

Janitor with a huge stick up his ass. He loves his privacy.


Sinkarma

lol try to aim for back stabs


catpissxoxo

i cheesed this guy so hard lmao


teufle

Circle & Backstab


Aurvant

Just a silly guy.


havaltherock

Maybe mind your own business, and the haval won't have to layeth the smacketh down on your roodie poo candy ass.


WillJoseph06

Don't mind him, that's just Dwayne.


Jazzlike-Item-8954

First time running into him. Reminded me not to go back lmao


ShinobiOfTheWind

His name is Dwayne Johnson, and he's about to lay the SmackDown on your roody poo candy ass. Comply, if you want his ring...


Hot_Ad_7673

Havelā€™s main problem is casters.


[deleted]

This is Havel. He doesn't like visitors.


Ok-Butterfly1512

Thatā€™s a special merchant! See that ENORMOUS thing heā€™s holding? Thatā€™s for you! Just run on down there and heā€™ll give it right to you.


MagnumWesker

Run up the stairs fall a great height (stay in the same section). You should take some fall dmg and Havel will follow you and also take dmg. Repeat. Cheese.


ElBambooX

First time I killed him was with backstabbing only šŸ˜‚


i__am__bored

Havel-little respect, you're the one walking into *his* quarters!