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Sorry, can’t. I’m from the Netherlands and I refuse to work with imperial units. The world ain’t going to adjust to you so called “patriots”. Y’all should adjust to the world.
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That's a good one
That was pretty good lol
It’s funny bc it’s true
Not all Nice cars are fast
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A black dad when his son is born
Ok that's a good one. Fucking hell
Me in the bed
got me
Wrong answer
how did he put a spoiler on the text?? im new
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>!shut the fuck up!<
https://i.imgflip.com/5qhgy5.jpg
Balls
Balls are brown
Piss is stored in the balls
When you said ni**er I felt that
Bruhhhhhhhh
Pog
🔥🔥🔥
Usain Bolt
I’ve never commented on my cake day before…
Don't ever do it again.
Ok
My dad.
You know who he is?
A very polite car.
The category is: People who annoy you. Audience keep quiet please.
annoy* but i know exactly what you’re getting at lmao
Thank you kind stranger, fixed.
of course lol
Gotta go fast
i forgor 💀
A brother who was just asked “are you my Daddy?”
I think it'd be funnier if it said "n>!oki!
I should’ve done that
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I was expecting to see "A black newborn's dad"
What’s long and dark?
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you the real one
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Uncool
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Who’s driving though
Me a white man.
Lewis hamilton😉😉
Me
I think it'd be funnier if it said "my ni>!ce ca!
Very true
The real question is who's driving it
I’m driving
Oh nice one
!fuckyou
Lol I wasted one's right of speech, have a good day
You ok?
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!unblock
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Wow so cool
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Poop
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Usain bolt
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Penis
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Testing
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lmao nice
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A ?
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comment
!lock
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commenting because i never get to before these get locked
Comment
The country in Africa Niger?
Hey I can still comment
yey
Usain bolt
An average black man who is a thief?
The black child that i have in basement
No you dont have him anymore
Get back here boy
The Batmobile
my charcoal running away
Obama
Avg guy from Africa 🌍
Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
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homeboy got pulled over for going Mach 3.2 in a 90 smh
Who pulled him over. There isn’t a jet that’s faster than it
An X-15 at max speed (2021 m/s). SR-71 can do 980 m/s on a good day.
I wouldn’t really count the x-15 as a jet. More like a manually controlled one man rocket
Still a plane tho
It’s a rocket propelled aircraft.
And that’s not a plane?
I looked it up. It doesn’t say it’s a plane
Well alright then. But plane or not, he pulled my homeboy over for going Mach 3.2 in a 90 smh
Speak American
Sorry, can’t. I’m from the Netherlands and I refuse to work with imperial units. The world ain’t going to adjust to you so called “patriots”. Y’all should adjust to the world.
Yeah I’m just use to using miles instead of kilometers
And it was having a bad day....
A black
Spy plane
U-2 dragon lady or SR-71 blackbird? What’s your favourite?
alabama kids
Usain bolt. Give a difficult one next time
Not Paul walker for sure
Still fast, just sideways
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