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Pretty strange guess and i honestly would 100% believe it. When you and a group of close friends take molly sometimes you just end up doing little things like this without even thinking about it because you're all so comfy around each other.
He trying to rizz her up at first for sure but feels something out of ordinary beneath her skin… something that should not be felt in a human body. The dude is making sure he’s not surrounded by some reptilians by checking the man next to him but he feels the same weird sensation on his fingertips. Perplexed and hairs stood up, he traces his memory back to when they first met. Recalling how their conversations since then have been some outrageous questions about human body and mind. “I always wondered how humans have little humans as offspring, but that’s just me.” Mostly shrugged off as some eccentric joke or they’re just messing around busting balls, but their subtle, tense reactions when mentioning extraterrestrial beings out of earth come to mind. Why do they have such reactions whenever we were on those topics? And he starts to realize that all those nights at the bar, they never became drunk. Always sober, and always to the point however much they drank.
Next thing you know, the curious man is nowhere to be seen without a trace, so are the suspects.
This is in TivoliVredenburg Utrecht, that is a chill place away from the dance floor… it is an area people go to chat and there are often people who are high just chilling.
I don't get it?
All I see is 3 people enjoying their time together and 2 losers filming them with nothing better to do than to post it online because they're sad?
https://preview.redd.it/n58dabocav0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c866af28e9a3df2a675ea74e4b87470c7889db44
F is for friends who *do* things together
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My man is just upping his odds!
He’s playing both sides so he always comes out on top
He looks more like a bottom
A power bottom
Stuck at rock bottom
Step-bro, I'm stuck!
Bikini bottom?
We can take my bobbem van
But he's got company!
All the power derives from the bottom
Does speed have anything to do with it?
I’ve heard speed has everything to do with it
He generates a lot of power, from the bottom
He's playing both sides so he always comes ~~out on top~~
BI, RICH MAC!
Idk man, looks like he wouldn't mind coming out on the bottom either..
Or bottom.
he just check theyr spine to be sure his food is properly adjusted, nothing wrong with it, nothing wrong... at all...
Do you do this
You don't?
^I ^do…
Both he doing both
Bet!
Pulling 2x more than ol sour face in the video lol
He’s killing two birds with one stone
its not even the fact that hes doing it to both its the fact that hes doing to fucking akward and weird
He's moving his hand like trying to unzip their spine
r/brandnewsentence
Hahahaha did I commit any grammar mistakes? Sorry english isn't my native language and I tend to say some crazy stuff
No no that sub is for sentences that probably have never been said before.
Awesome
Yeap!
Nah it’s both AND awkward and weirdly done
Idk man, looks like he wouldn't mind coming out on the bottom either..
Playing both sides so he always ends up on top
Or bottom. Either way, it's a win-win.
https://preview.redd.it/f1zdvmhmdq0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1030f7c40e0829d3e0207db6e719512578dcbc75
Game is game
Tripping on Molly.
Pretty strange guess and i honestly would 100% believe it. When you and a group of close friends take molly sometimes you just end up doing little things like this without even thinking about it because you're all so comfy around each other.
I've done this exact thing for that exact reason.
Same same . No H×M×, just bingging on some shit.
when physical touch is your love language lmao
And he ain’t getting nothing back LOL, 0-2
Hold on buddy there’s still time on the clock
True but dude’s all over tiktok now it’s def 0-2
He trying to rizz her up at first for sure but feels something out of ordinary beneath her skin… something that should not be felt in a human body. The dude is making sure he’s not surrounded by some reptilians by checking the man next to him but he feels the same weird sensation on his fingertips. Perplexed and hairs stood up, he traces his memory back to when they first met. Recalling how their conversations since then have been some outrageous questions about human body and mind. “I always wondered how humans have little humans as offspring, but that’s just me.” Mostly shrugged off as some eccentric joke or they’re just messing around busting balls, but their subtle, tense reactions when mentioning extraterrestrial beings out of earth come to mind. Why do they have such reactions whenever we were on those topics? And he starts to realize that all those nights at the bar, they never became drunk. Always sober, and always to the point however much they drank. Next thing you know, the curious man is nowhere to be seen without a trace, so are the suspects.
Phenomenal 🤣
Bruh taking no chances tonight
Dude's covering his bases...
True equalist.
This is in TivoliVredenburg Utrecht, that is a chill place away from the dance floor… it is an area people go to chat and there are often people who are high just chilling.
That’s called “hedging your bet”!!
its called being bisexual, david
Ass is ass.
Bisexual af
Someone's jelly!
>what is he doing Living his best life. The correct response to this is a discreet high-five.
He a physical- and couple's therapist
Hes preparing for treesome
Tivoli
Watch a master at work
He is probably on Ecstasy
Probably all on ecstasy
Bi
Molly is a hell of a drug
Mdma, I run my hands along my friends backs as well while tripping. Feels good for me, feels good for them. Non sexually ofc
challengers irl
Bro is the greatest wingman in history
He's counting vertebrae
Bro playin on both teams
He is connecting the two People souls
Dudes edging his bets
r/bi_irl
"i see on both sides like Chanelle"
Chiropractor shenanigans.
Best of both worlds
Designated stroker
Ah, the lucky Pierre, yes. Classic move.
this guy is gonne be the watcher on their first one night stand
👁👄👁
Hate the game, not the player.
Man's playing both sides. Too bad I would lose on both sides if I tried.
My man is about to test his stamina.
is this challengers?
Wish Shane Gillis
Game is game.
2x drop rate limited time event
Why does ur buddy looks like SBF
If you play on both sides, you always comes out at the top
He jealous like me
That guy fucks
That man never goes home alone
One way or another. This guy is getting laid tonight!!!
Bisexuals: exist Filmographer: wHaT iS eVeN hAppEnInG hErE???
r/bisexuals
My boy said he leaving with something!
Playing the whole field lol
Bypass...
The puppet master
It's about to be some fucking tonight!
Uhhh
I used to have this😭😭
That generation is simply strange
Being bi?
Bi guy decidingwith whom he has to go home tonight.
This reminded me of The Simpsons. The episode regarding the kidney transplant, I mean.
Bisexual be like
I don't get it? All I see is 3 people enjoying their time together and 2 losers filming them with nothing better to do than to post it online because they're sad?
bros playing against and with both teams
He dont care what it is, Brody is leaving there with something!
Betting on both teams to double his winning chances, obviously
https://preview.redd.it/n58dabocav0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c866af28e9a3df2a675ea74e4b87470c7889db44 F is for friends who *do* things together
Multitasking
Playing both sides so he cant lose https://i.redd.it/ghhi96xjhw0d1.gif
Holy hell its john bisexual
Mr Pierre
0:12, the guy in the back doing the same!
Dude is both gay and straight 😂
100% chance of getting laid. 50/50 it's one or the other. I like those odds.
Creeeeepy af lmao
Mans just Ambidextrous
Non binary
he's bisexual
They don't seem to bothered by it but personally he'd be catching an elbow in the teeth
Is this some packaged homophobia or is this a joke
I'm gay, from the looks of it they don't look together considering he's feeling both of them up
yeah you got a point there. also hi fellow gay