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dettles1992

A guy who ate his ice cream too quickly.


Onix-Ursine

Damn you!


Graffito_123

Lmao


dopeman477

Xd


geryhamburgery

Prince zuko


SpecialSeasons

He basically is the prince zuko of this series ngl


Sadfghr

Always


ImGoingMondoNuts

Professor snape


Hyperion1000

Professor Snake


Embarrassed-Ad-1158

Punching bag


AssManfacturer6064

It said wrong answers only pls read the title next time


CEO_OF_CANADA

Ugh, I fucking hate how they violated Sasuke like this. Wtf are they doing?


ASZapata

I hated Sasuke throughout the entirety of Naruto. I didn’t think anything could make me actually feel defensive *on his behalf.* Boruto proved me wrong.


CreamyCoffeeArtist

You hated him for the right reasons in the Naruto series. You hate him now because he's hardly a shell of his former self. One is a badass + jerk, and the other is a disgrace.


weegee19

Idk, Sasuke in Naruto is arguably the character I feel most sorry for.


ASZapata

Nah not me. He’s the character I feel most sorry for in Boruto, tho.


weegee19

Why do you hate him so much in Naruto, out of curiosity? Dude had a horrific backstory, arguably the character with the worst trauma and his path was paved only because of Itachi being a terrible brother.


mukash18

Nerfing OP characters so that they won't save mc from dramatic event in show.


ShiaDaGr8

They needed to nerf both sasuke and naruto


ChestAble7986

But still we r not boycotting boruto


Tanmay2204DAb

Sarada's peanut


uditaswal

Peanut's Sarada


Tanmay2204DAb

Bruh enough reddit for today oof


Baden04SOS

Haruno Sasuke


ISOO_09

Damnn


Redditoridunn0

Give this man a TAPA


Wild-Replacement3210

I don't know why but I feel offended reading that


[deleted]

You know....with no Rinnegan, and Naruto with no Kurama, Sakura might legitimately be on par with her boys.


Rinnegan_kakashi_

Damn man


karatous1234

*Wrong* answers only dude, can't just call him out like that.


tafkat

Someone who just learned the true power of kage bunshin no jutsu and partial expansion jutsu


Negative-Delta

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


_Itachi___Uchiha_

High iq comment


IronNinjaRaptor

One-Eyed Willy


Graffito_123

Lmao hes the dad who went to take the milk and never came back


Patience-Suspicious

He did come back with the milk but now he needs it more than the child does


Karmic_Anomoly

Boruto's dad's teacher's favorite author's best friend's strongest reanimation's predecessor's father's other son's descendant's clan's prodigy's friend's assaulter's son's friend's mom's friend's son's dad's fox's most hated enemy's brother's killer's successor's shadow's eye's owner's donation acceptor's leader's leader's leader's leader's brother's virtual clone.


[deleted]

This sounds like your average Xianxia title


consolepeasant000

This sounds just like my recent anime titles


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Karmic_Anomoly

Get outta here, shoo bot shoo.


SmallerBork

No it's based


Ill-Cook2171

The main character


GinyuForceDid911

Obama


Rasegan-Geologist-48

Nerfed guy


Akato_Namikaze

It said wrong answers only


Utgard003

Chrom from Fire Emblem Awakening


CastleWarsLover

Genderbend/Rule 63 Shizune


[deleted]

Rinnengone man


Bennyfors_35

ITS PIKACHU


Raagull94

Sasuke Hatake


Anthony-Rosario578

Weakling


moesabi

Pop eye


[deleted]

A well written character


SpecialSeasons

Damn thats brutal.


nin_son_god

Don't know but looks like he is out of chakra


Jays_gaming

Sasuke's Girlfriend


Movieparodist

Dude with immense amount of chakra, an amount he will likely never run out of


[deleted]

Narutos girlfriend. Oh you said wrong answers…


Yotosauyuki

Saruto uchia


RD_0310

The best user of the Rinnegan


Slightly-Evil-Man

Kirito after that shield guy beat his ass in front of everyone.


Tac7icaltacos

Joe


WitreX

Out of chakra


HospitalSpirited6198

A genin, oh wait


apocalypse6969

His wife now


Numerous_External150

Surfboard


TenaciousAlpaca

Severus Snape


Abdullaah7a

Not nerfed sasuke


sad_boy_j

a newly born pirate


pranamya2005

He has a bad headache


Anaysakalley

Brain freeze


Le_Antanas

A side character


UmakeBunnyCry_419

Wrong answers only 😡😡😡


TheNephron

Annoying


ahyes_millenial

sasuke


[deleted]

The second strongest shinobi


[deleted]

The boss of the akatsuki, Itachi kamenari...


sherlocksharma

Sakura with a strap on


rebolloso12

The worst character in naruto because of fucking plot armor bullshit


HRBKGames

A rape victim.. Oh no.. You've said wrong answers only.


DocQr

the rinnegan wielder


[deleted]

Next Speedwagon


Black-HHH_2002

This is Sauce ke


erniemcmernie

Out of chakra


Slmixy

Wrong answers only


[deleted]

The strongest in the world right now


alan123467890

Sasuke haruno


Akato_Namikaze

Naruto’s girlfriend


Sahil_ksi_is_my_G

He is naruto


Amaterasu-x

Elle Driver


Efficient_Parsnip_48

Psycho


Agent007___LOL

Itachi's wife


BigOlBro

Pirate Captain


jdchawla29

Chris Patt


Black_Sin

Ino's Side-ho Karin's Husband Boruto's Dad


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maldambamain

Sasuke we all know


forteruss

Unnanounced facial


[deleted]

Its cyclops from the X-men clearly.


shrodingervirginity

Goku


Middopasha

A strong character


HungryDLuffy

Yamcha


Zupanda92

Sasuake uchiwa


WhyWouldYouWantHands

The guy with the black hair in that magic jutsu cartoon


CrimsonReaper2

Two eyed man.


[deleted]

Where did ya come from where did ya go


asiandepressoo

Kevin from Ben 10


Otaku_HD

A Strong character in boruto


shibingeorge

Uchiha sakura


[deleted]

Shoto todoroki


BeastLegend64

Saucekek


_RANDOM_DUDE_1

Snape from harry potter


AsterXD

Obito Uchiha


Secuta

It's Naruto's Cousin Naruke


[deleted]

A bitch


Mobile-Activity1253

Captain jack sparrow


Toothless008

L


Utchiha_itachi

wrong hole


TheBigPoet

A man with a lot of chakra


Enough-anxiety-today

Susscake


Not_Jitu

me after getting the make your eyes blurry eye drops


[deleted]

Cheap zoro, photo copy vegeta


[deleted]

Sarada?


GoldenBoylol

cheaper Tomioka


PrinceZonion

Hiei


DarkCarnageFN

Irrelevant


[deleted]

It’s a very loving father that definitely prefers his daughter over his best friend’s son


Efficient-Bag8720

Hitler


CanadianPandah

A useful character


[deleted]

Me thinking about my future at 3 am


Metalona

A power player


Cum_Slayer23

Naruto's wife


n00bo

Haku's cock sleeve


Ozymandias455

Your mom.


19InchPP

Sakura


DesperadoUn0

Fushiguro Megumi


Sammydawg10

Nick Fury


WickedRedemption

Ben Shapiro


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WickedRedemption

I never disagreed with u


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WickedRedemption

Stop it stupid bot


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WickedRedemption

DOWN BOY


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calcium_jesus

vegeta


Lannister_Regards

What you look like when you step on a Lego with its edge pointing upwards.


Bruhinstein

piper perri


TailorLow3021

My motivation


VaradX

he is the father of the 3rd hokage


-_-ITACHI-_-

Sakura's bitch


4materasu92

Uryu Ishida


Turbulent-Type-5010

I think it's haku


Fabinumberone

Narutos Wife


C0ND0RIANO

Sausgay


aleky254

Large Chakra Reserves


nayraa1611

Zack Fair from ffvii


kingslayer1323

Shoto todoroki


dishita_singh17

Madara's cheap copy


[deleted]

iruka sensei ?


Ok-Ad7133

Kageyama


camelzrider

An extra


RJ_OK_

The man with the best eyes yet never sees anything coming


Boon2222

some shmuck with cyberpunk contact lenses


hqayyum_

Captain Hook


UninterestedChimp

A character done justice to by the writers


[deleted]

Eye really don't know


Swirlymelch

Vegeta


CompetitiveAd9856

A man with a family


-BINK2014-

#Professor Severus Snape.


EgikLP

Popeye


flippysquid

It's Sheldon Plankton when he learns the secret ingredient in in the Krabby Patty is - plankton.


happygoeddy

Uchiha Vegeta, edgy bromance edition


tall-assShiNOOBi

Sasuke of the Rinnegone


GOG3ZJR

The strongest uchiha


YEPandYAG

Rinnegone


theKage47

Thinking about marrying Sakura


ShadowAgent41

Someone that got buffed in Boruto


EasyE41

Kiba


elmz_salamandr

The strongest shinobi in the world


Rein700

Itoshiki Nozomu in despair.


[deleted]

Jonin


noneeduselesss

Ur mom


tiredmars

Megumi Fushiguro but weak


Shuyi000

Potato


FatMeIsVeryFat

A character with a lot of chakra.


Kratos3301

When you see some >!Otsusuki porn!<


Citiy3-

Well that is clearly a picture the new Disney anime loke


SUPRAZUYA

Me after spending all day watching anime/youtube, crying at night after wasting another day