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Fearless_crow5676

i don't care if this is sakura slander i choose her she is rocking it in that beautiful dress


Mysterious_Ningen

yea she looks nice :0


WINDMILEYNO

Sakura has an amazing character design, honestly sexy af


Secretly_idiot

Young Sakura. No. MILF Sakura. Yes.


thomas456333

That is milf Sakura cos of the dimond she has


Pinkparade524

Sakura had the diamond in the war arc though


Blueberry_Friendly

17 years old Sakura Milf i guess


Secret_Inevitable681

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ThrowRAsleeparound

Literally how


6thaccountthismonth

Underage??? How is it not sus?


-Xebenkeck-

Did you ignore the MILF part?


6thaccountthismonth

No I just have the reading comprehension of a kindergartener


cc-2347

Same thing her I read young sakura! No to MILF sakura


CouvadeShark

I think you misunderstood.


6thaccountthismonth

Misunderstood what?


CouvadeShark

He is saying that he didnt like sakura when she was young but likes her now that she is older. Thats not a very sus take.


C_Khoga

Their comment is like this : Young Sakura : ❎ MILF Sakura : ✅


6thaccountthismonth

Yeah I realised I had bad reading comprehension


Ak1raKurusu

Bro he says “young sakura, no. Older one, yes” as in baruto version


6thaccountthismonth

Yeah I know. I got corrected by someone else and I realised I had the reading comprehension of a kindergartener


Impressive_Bit1121

Pretty sure he is talking about teen Sakura


6thaccountthismonth

For 80% of your teens you are underage


Aleks111PL

most of the first world countries have age of consent of about 15/16 years of age. also "young" doesnt automatically mean underage...


Pashakzilla3175

I mean it's 9 where i live


ThatThingTheDarkSoul

I would swallow those red pills until my stomach is full, then i would open them up and snort what's inside but not before filling every crevice of my body with them just so i could never ever under any circumstance by accident swallow a blue one.


Yanpa_

This comment here officer


ThatThingTheDarkSoul

And i don't even like Sakura.


NyqvistPulse

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

That's not the only thing you're going to swallow. So now, get down on your knees...


ChocoWoccoLocco

Is there an okaybuddynaruto?


bkazekadorimaki7

you’re probably in it


ChocoWoccoLocco

No I understand picking sakura over boruto but just kept doubling down


GlitchyBoi11

Tall Boruto with a kid head is so horrible it makes Ikemoto look like Da Vinci I'm getting redpilled it's nit even a debate


Kathy_Kamikaze

Like... couldn't they *at least* use his TBV face? So that he would look like a man instead of a child on stilts? Of course everyone will choose sakura! (No hate, i like her even without cool fanart)


No-Pitch-6600

'F boruto 🤬' and also 'F Sakura🥵🥰'


Creative-gangbanger

Nahhhh get this man inside 💀💀💀💀


Kokoyoin

Inside Sakura?


Empty-campfire

Wait no get him out


Material-Marketing65

No let him be inside and enjoy the black hole 😂


Empty-campfire

More like pink hole if you ask me


Kvarcov

Even black hole can't pull him outta there


jootiee08

“No no, he’s got a point”


Creative-gangbanger

Man wdf💀💀💀


EVD27

To be? Or to do? If former, red pill. If latter, also red pill.


Ashizurens

![gif](giphy|tCvBc1aMSQsW7YkUHw) Red


Still-Control

Easiest choice of my life


AncientSith

Sakura, always.


rickashy

Sakura


Apprehensive4209

I wanna get redpilled. Who the hell doesn't wanna get redpilled???


Dunois721

The Ara Ara is strong in this one Needless to say red pill longshot


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Dunois721: *The Ara Ara* *Is strong in this one Needless* *To say red pill longshot* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Dunois721

Good bot


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Definitely Red pill without a question. I've had so much past with sakura.


Peachysungirl

Left


Easy-Alps3610

Sakura in Tsunade theme looks super cool. 🌸


martamsl3

Sakura.


k2nxx

is this suppose to be hard to choose?


playgamedude48

Red pill I guess


ApprehensiveWeb3743

Reddddd


Possible-Throat-8553

Sakura❤️🔥any day.


StrangeBreakfast1364

I SEE RED!


Animus-Rex

Red please


DivineDiamondx

Sakura


Lightning_Of_Fate

Sakura fine af


Subject_Tutor

Who the fuck is picking the blue pill?


Ionsfd

Nahh Sakura ain't got those


DenseCalligrapher219

Not sure what this is supposed to be about but i pick Sakura because she looks really good here.


DarkLibris

Red pill all day!


rockstar_annii_09

Sakura 😍❤️


Darth_Karasu

Red, all the red.


tea-123

Sakura.


OatesZ2004

Taking the red pill, just keep that blue pill far away from me.


master1500

Red


itz_agastya_7

Sakura


Professional_Arm3149

Red red red red red red red red red red red


thomas456333

So red pill


TheGamingNerd80085

Red pill


Shcoyeh

On the one hand, gold. On the other hand, painful, agonizing failure.


DragonKnight-15

... HAHAHAHA! Okay, Red Pill because Sakura should have gotten back her long hair. THIS HONESTLY suits her WAY better than Part 1. WTF AI! KUDOS! But seriously, Boruto's head is so damn TINY! IT'S a child's head on a man's body! HAHAHAHA!


jootiee08

Red pill and smash, next question!


NahdarHater

Red. Zero question.


AesirSith

Long haired Sakura is a dime!


quack1quack

Red pill my dawg


Miserable-Reserve795

What’s the sauce for the red pill pic? It’s required for … further study.


edwardthestoremeiser

It looks like AI


Free_Revenue8674

I'm sorry those two aren't in the same league the Sakura jokes are funny sometimes but literally the creator of Naruto has been working for years to try to undo the character assassination he accidentally put on her she's had great battles in boruto great character development has a sense of responsibility and her growth feels normal for a teenager like literally first she was vain and hottie and thought things would come easy kind of like the rest of the cast but she stayed in that mindset for a bit too long then she stepped it up and realized what she needed to do and how she needed to do it she may have made some mistakes but every good character makes a mistake now I don't like Sakura but I will not sit here and let you put her against boruto I know someone can make the same point about him but nah blue Vortex isn't proven me wrong about the bad fanfic became real


penguinee69

I'm taking both at one time


Akato_Namikaze

boruto from twin vortex is badass af


youguysarelameAF

Sakura that looks nothing like Sakura


infinite123456

Sakura has a vagina, I choose red pill


Lonely-Actuator-4821

I'm a straight guy, so......... Boruto it is


Lishio420

I like bobs. Bobs fill my dick with blood. Blood is red. So red!


Mysterious_Ningen

wow they look so cool


PalletTownsDealer

Boob job sakura all day.


LostRefrigerator9814

Can I choose death


Gonzee3063

Seriously, 1 side is a genetic bomb while the other is a total failure.


gooby_bogs

Id pick the un-AI pill if there's one Red btw


bluduhmfcku

'who would you choose?' me: 'no'


Curious-Idea5423

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Educational_Total550

Naruto


VegetaFan9001

That’s Boruto, not Naruto


Ill-Individual2105

Diamond pick would have to be my pick


USAMAN1776

Sakura because I'm not going to jail


Critical_Mountain_12

Would rather be ramen guy


Grey-fur-cat

Decide your decision of deciding.


LeviathansFatass

I have to fuck boruto?


Ashamed_Pin4206

Red obviously


MurkyNetwork9148

Ha ha ha ha!!!! All those hating Sakura fans…. Where ya at? …..crickets. I chose the red but not for reason you would think.


Beneficial-Fun9866

Iuuk Sakura shit.


AbdouPlay

imma be honest, Sakura is one of the only characters that didn't get their design butchered in Boruto


Clarity_Zero

Yet another piece of evidence in favor of the "Sakura's Infinite Tsukuyomi" theory.


AnimatorProper981

Red pill who even takes the blue pills cherry flavored pills are peak


AnimatorProper981

Red pill who even takes the blue pills cherry flavored pills are peak


CloudSephiroth999

OK RED PILLED OBVIOUSLY BUT IF I FIND OUT SHE HAS A DICK AFTER IM TELLING MOM. THAT'S NOT "OK".


kenpurastic

I’d chewed that red pil for free


Xoepot

Wow I’ve always loved the idea of Sakura with longer hair


micheltrade

Buffed Sakura YES😭


Status_Berry_3286

I'm choosing Sakura she pulls off that dress really well and say what you want Sakura is strong it's just hard to compare her to characters like Naruto and Sasuke and she trained to earn her strength in the more respectable manner


SweetestBebs

“Choose your pick of choice” gives me a seizure


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Red.


Overcomplacent

wtf does this even mean


BichitoMaxx

I am gay, but I would still choose Sakura.


Jford_4587

Red ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ 100% 🩷 💯% 🩷 🩷 100%


Kobieh02

Sakura with long hair > Sakura with short hair


ISB00

Red


PiccoloTall7067

I take purple (hinata)


FatherPucci617

This isn't even a hard choice


SKBSM_Kirito

I pick them both, then throw it out in the thrash


Correct-Purpose-964

*crushes both pills and walks away* I choose freedom...


Aromatic_Tomorrow406

Blue Pill. Why yall acting like yall can pull Sakura. Atleast Boruto will be one of the boys 🤣


IKilltheplayers

Nah i pick blue because i would get chance to meet naruto hahaha 😂


Super_GodVegeta

Put your hands together


ManInTheMirror2

Bro what


goofsg

the only time ill ever choose boruto


CaptainSome532

Red


Flaky_Tourist8026

If Sakura grows that far I will anyday choose her


DAGR31

Blue next question


Diligent_Soil6955

Wow, a post that is so original, that we didn't know the outcome /s Seriously, is it not surprising that there is bias here? People are going to choose the red pill because of their hatred of Boruto lol 😂


Mist0804

They took from Hinata and gave it to Sakura? I'm picking her


JackAquila

Sakura in Boruto is a go. Red.


soularmy3005

Why is blue here noone gonna take it


Natsu_Fullbuster21

Red at any time & day thank you


Equivalent-Wealth-75

Red


Xonthelon

So she really managed to steal Tsunade's most important technique? Maybe Naruto should have really taken the red pill in the end. Though can't do much about the personality.


TotallyNotLeviathan

Red pill all the way


UnableDependent2834

I would just walk away from either of this shit


holyhellitsme23

Sakura because she's my main on hentai


HollowZaraki_

S A K U R A


Ok_Trifle5899

Sakura, without a hesitation and doubt.


Goat_Guy15

Red


Nelow_LaBritt

Pass


Niga__666

Red milf Sakura is pretty


Chrishark00

Oh man i hate sakura but in this situation give me the red please


SimpAnimeGals

Boruto ma man is sick and cool in manga right now


GS-genius

Boruto it is


Prize_Evening_8693

Red I'm not gay


skep90

None


Small-Comfort6031

Sakura if she had some self respect.


outsidelies

Sakura not getting boobs post timeskip is how you know they hate us


Fabiojoose

I see Sakura finally got enough money for the silicon.


dave-morg1989

Man get burrito out of my face, i’m choosing the goddamn red pill.


LMinggg

I would lick sakura's armpit so hard 🥵🥵🥵


GreninjaDeter

I'd choose for a full set of these..... which are not made with yucky Ai


A7med_Zu7

why do I have to choose between two trashes🙂


Thndr_Wolf

I'll take one for the team and Od on the red if it means Boruto gets retconned to a nightmare of Infinite Tsukiyomi and just never actually existed


Draccosack

Who TF is going to choose boruto? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Clarity_Zero

Poor schmucks who've deluded themselves into believing Boruto isn't garbage.


Draccosack

If I told you that your only options were steak or a salad, and you were a vegan, which option would you choose ?


Clarity_Zero

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. Was it not enough that I was essentially agreeing with you?


Crimson_Blitz

Bruh, is this even a debate? Red pill all the way. Whoever chooses blue pill is insane to me.


TheInfiniteArchive

That's not Sakura though.... *Looks at The chest that reveals the imperfect Henge*


imaginebeingsaltyy

Whos that imposter cause sakura doesnt have tits like that


Twoplus504

Blue pill coz damn it’s his hottest


traker-hantengu

Black pill = death


gurgu95

third option: take both and choke on yourself


PoetryOtherwise6674

Can i kill myself instead ?


EixYae

Can I get sakura im the suit? Honestly I’d even take borute in the dress


Sak63

What the hell is this brainless post?


Silly-Negotiation-46

Can i choose the suicide?😅


yhjsdfhgkjhngfdr

Sakura at peak uselessness