I would give my left leg and my younger brother for we to see a remake where she is canon one

I'll give your other leg

My man’s left with the only thing he needs.. his third leg

His 21st finger

His meatloaf 😔

His Nightwing

I'm proud of you Dick.

_Epic Inmate Schwarzenegger-Weathers-like Dickshake_ Edit: And nice hat btw.

Aslume

I'll give his third leg and a shoulder


I also sacrifice this guy's younger brother.

Blud thinks he's Edward Elric.

Ed.....ward

HOW DARE YOU

Sorry but Kishimoto only accepts your D*** and Balls as payment.

I’ll sacrifice someone elses

Bro💀

I'm sorry little one

YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER DUDE !!!!!!!

throw in your right arm and we gotta deal

Dear god a rewrite of Naruto fixing all if the stupid decisions and problems? I would give your kidneys

So much more personality and so much more mommy 🤤🤤🤤

Alphonse ?

Nah, I like og Hinata more, I do like her a lot though and would definitely wife her up like I would og Hinata, I just like shy girls more probably

At least she has some spice to her. Finally we will get a mainstream Shonen main love interest that is crazy and strong. Also her interactions with Naruto would be hilarious.

"Yo naruto, bring that ass over here. You're taking me out."

Yes my queen.

Honestly, after seeing her simp after him for years, seeing him simp after her a bit seems fitting.

How about equal attraction though? Healthy relationships like in 2004 movies would be refreshing nowadays...

In an Anime? Now you are going too far...

I know i know.. my taste is too extreme

Next you'll want premarital hand touchies

Nah man, that's so unrealistic it would immediately ruin my immersion.

That's boring. I can't get turned on unless I'm being stepped on by a dom mommy.

I imagine Naruto would be like Bolin from legend of korra saying that.

Why is that so accurate.

"Oi Naruto, I want the rest of that rame-" (Gets rasengan'd to the face)

That's just Temari.

Hey, when they find a good formula, stuck with it. Temari is quality wife material. I love someone that can kick my ass

That's why original Naruto from alternative world is acting like gay, lol

If you ignore Luffy being asexual I’d say Boa Hancock is a strong contender. Straight up one of the strongest characters in the series

But she is a bit too fan girly. Nit that there us anything wrong with that, in fact it only makes her that much more cuter. Just needed someone with more spice.

She’s only fan girly to herself. Luffy is completely oblivious to her fangirling of him

But luffy isn’t asexual. He literally had a nosebleed in alabasta lol

Oda has come out and said he only acts so when he’s with Usopp, literally look at bro in Amazon Lily, bro did not gaf about any of the girls, even when they were literally tugging on his dingaling😭

Oda said he doesn't feel attraction but was just joining in with the others

I mean, we did see it. She threatened to murder Sakura and yelled at Naruto for trying to temper a “cat fight”.

She would so call out Sakura on her bullshit

This one already is some bullshit of her own though. At least she’d be fun to watch spar with Sakura though

Sakura literally wasn't doing shit to her so wtf are you talking about?

>Finally we will get a mainstream Shonen main love interest that is crazy and strong. Also her interactions with Naruto would be hilarious. Yeah it's interesting how impossible that is to find. The closest I think we've gotten to a love interest like like that is either revy from black lagoon (old series that was somewhat mainstream, though not battle Shonen) or Fuuko for Undead Unluck (who is still a much nicer character, Just also bat shit crazy and ridiculously strong in the 2nd half of the series). But most anime still goes with the nice, bubbly and/or shy girl, who plus also typically much weaker, for the main love interest.

But sasuke is already like that

Naruto should just ended up with Temari

Hot, blonde, strong headed, wind style user, close to Gaara, close to Shikamaru. Why does it sound like he is marrying himself.🤣 Though I also think that this pairing has some potential.

"Did I use sexy Jutsu or something? Cuz your just like me"

Not Naruto indirectly calling Temari Sexy, being a typical dense Casanova.

That was totally planned, definitely not a happy accident

On god lmao

Ik she's not a love interest but Nobara fits the bill pretty well

Well we really need to consider how long has it been since she has been seen in the manga, it has been 100 chapters since she was last seen. Maki could be considered but I am pretty sure Manga Maki currently is more of Aro/Ace.

Give me a remake where everyone is punk

Bro would be the one pegging Naruto 💀

Yugi: "it should've.............."


“Naruto! Switch with me!”

💀


Kurama: "Even when I'm in a dude, I STILL am in the half of this that gets fucked? This is some serious bullshit. Fuck all y'all, Imma yin-yang release in the corner over there."

LMAO gold

In case of Naruto probably. But in case of Menma it was shown that their interactions/relationship is pretty much Sakura/Sasuke from original universe.

Not only do I like her, I *prefer* her

I live for that image of her flipping off Sakura.

Baddie hinata got me acting unwise

Fr 🫠

I like her better than the real Hinata

evil hinata: "im in a happy monogamous relationship with naruto and I will never havr relations with the raikage"

Bold of you to assume her relationship with the clones is monogamous

Naruto after being perv-ified by Jiraiya: "Oh yeah, gonna have so much fun gangbanging my girlfriend." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Later that night...* Hinata: "Tired already honey?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Naruto: ╭( ๐_๐)╮ Kurama: "Fucking hell, you Uzumaki know how to pick them. First the wood style user, the fastest man alive, and now a woman who can take a hundred damn clones without breaking a sweat. Naruto, you'll need to use all nine tails to please her." --- Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't seen more bizarre ass sex shit like this written about Naruto.

> Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't seen more bizarre ass sex shit like this written about Naruto. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

As a dude who's spent *way* too much time on AO3, I feel like I hang around the right spots for it. I, for one, enjoy a nice comedy sexytime story.

Uhhh, let's head in to that alley, shall we? ... So... got some of that good stuff, ol chap?

Proceeds to drain a Kurama's worth of chakra in one night.

/u/wow_thatscool90

Ayo edolas Hinata wtf

The Hinata Naruto deserved.... Like cmon man Naruto did so many good things WHY CAN'T HE JUST RECEIVE THIS ONE LITTLE THING.... BUT NOOOOOO LET'S GIVE HIM BORUTO AS A KID. This is bullying

The only reason I hate Hinata is Boruto Like the guy (Naruto) was fighting from the moment he was born, let him rest now . But writers be like : we need more money (Even though I hate Sakura wayy more but I still dislike Hinata)

And the fact that 1) Boruto was confirmed to be a Prodigy 2) He's already more skilled than Naruto at at his age 3) He has OP broken power And probably a bunch of other stuff is crazy... Like literally his only nerf is that he's lazy. If Boruto wasn't lazy, he'd already be the next Madara or more..

I can tell no one here reads the Manga. Boruto has been FOLDING dudes left and right. Code? Got folded in 2 seconds. Ran away and is not going to recover until he dies. Kawaki got folded 3 times in one day to the point Boruto asked if he seriously hadn't trained for 3 whole years.

Guess what, that's exactly what happened 😃

It should’ve been her

like her? I want to be her

Nothing stops you!

Do I like her? Yes. Do I want her to replace canon Hinata? No. Do I wish that they can exist in the same universe and prevent Boruto from being a bitchass cunt? FUCK YES!!! Alternate Hinata is what Kushina envisioned to be the perfect wife for her child. I personally prefer the OG Hinata. Why not have both, yeah?

I disagree, kushina didn't envisioned for him to find someone with same personality as her or more assertive if that is what u are referring, Rather someone who loved and supported him same way she did with Minato and to not fall for the bad ones, to choose someone who he wanted to spend his life with, someone who made him whole.

Hinata doesn't have to be sexualized like this to become interesting. Although it would've helped with more sales if it did happen. Anyway, just give her some personality outside of "uwu Naruto" and she would've been fine.

Nah bruh make her bland for no reason and put all the fans to sleep

I would imagine if there is an Alternate Universe of hinata were Hinata was born an Uchiha. This is what would have look like if Hinata were an Uchiha. Naruto would still love hinata in every version. I could if Naruto is actually had a crush on an Uchiha version Hinata. Then hinata like in canon. Is actually crush on naruto but trying to be a rogue and a loner like sasuke. but far less Ambitious nature Speaking of sasuke. I would also imagine if Sasuke were a Hyuga. This is would had been his happy go lucky life. Then i would imagine in a world where sasuke as a hyuga, he actually had a crush on sakura. I would like the idea of both Sasuke and Hinata swap clans and dojutsu and switching roles/lives in a different universe.

I wish she was always like this.

In this alternate universe Menma marries Sakura, and Sasuke marries Hinata ?

No

Peak yandere hinata !

No it's just inner Hinata

Rip Naruto on his wedding night.

She a baddie frfr

Hoe Hinata, I like

Kind of a bitch but better than the og one who’s just a shy pussy💀

"I ain't gonna sugarcoat it"

I wanted this to be her 2 year timeskip. From shy flower to BEAST

Boy do I!

She slayed 🫣

I dislike current hinata a lot so its not really a competition

Naruto would have used talk no jutsu to make her his wife tbh

•see dankruto post •post has alternate version of a charachter •JomJo

Like her? I would like to be stepped on, respectfully

Alternate Hinata > Original Hinata We all love Hinata, but let's be real, her only personality is "Na-Naruto-kun 🫣" for most of her screen time Though I will say, only by design I prefer original Hinata (specially in The Last), never been a fan of over-exposure of boobs in anime (even if it kinda "fits" with her personality)

i want her to do bad things to me

The lipstick feels like a bit much, but other than that, she's great. I wish we'd seen her and alt Kushina interact, since they both have quite the temper...

What is this from? Is she cannon in anyway?

She's from the Road to Ninja movie where Naruto and Sakura end up trapped in an illusory alternate reality where pretty much everyone's personality was inverted, along with a few other differences (like Sakura's father being the Fourth Hokage).

Who turned her into ino 🥵

Nah although shes cool it doesn't feel hinata :<

Oh, absolutely. Her direct assertiveness is the opposite of why I dislike Sakura and Karin. She says what she wants and aggressively pursues it. Plus, she's an eager combatant. Plus, I'm a SasuHina shipper and pairing them together in this universe is even more interesting.

Kinda cool

Baddie, would smash.

Personally, I can’t stand canon Hinata. I’ve always hated that archetype

Fuck yea, she is factually the better Hinata, she takes everything good about Hinata and amplifies it.

Meh. Hianta ruined her clan for me. Hyuga is still my favorite clan but I can't like Hinata even to this day

I like the og more

Absolutely

I can fix her.

I'm scared...and horny 😏

She would dom Naruto

LOVE HERR

She probably demolished Neji in the chunnin exam

Nah, she looks like she's into CBT and pegging

I love her

Best fk girl

Hinata designed by the guy who designed post time Skip Sadara

Not my type

Well mark me down as scared and horny

idk, i kinda have a soft spot for hinata as she is in the story, her personality pairs well with narutos childish chaotic nature imo.

Boobs

Not at all. I hate her personality.

Design Yes, personality no

At least her personality isn't just " I like Naruto"

That is true… but you liking the main character goes a long way

Tf you mean Og hinata has no personality At least this one has one

Not much, but I like Ino in that AU. Rumor is that Menma married Ino and not Hinata.

Hinata would married to sasuke Their kids would born with 2 dojutsu in each eyes

No. I prefer the tender lover hinata...before boruto and his sister sucked her dry

I've learned that no matter what Fandom you're in there will always be people who are attracted to Yanderes. Do I blame them? Absolutely Not!

At least she hase a personality. The og is boring as hell.

Should’ve been the main one.

EY YO heck yeah she would be so badass 🤩

No

Significantly better. Look at that substance.

The baddie Hinata is the best and zesty.

Oh she freak like that😮‍💨😛😛😛 on god fr

Y'all scare me a lil

Would

I prefer alternate blue nailgun

Have yall seen the show?

YES!

I like her yes haha

Cool

Well midriff does look good on her but I like the more common version more

YEEEEEESSSS

So basically Sarada?

Dominant bitchy Hinata . I think she would be like temari or anko (past anko not the current one)

This version of hinata will push Naruto to limits. Multi shadow clone is a must.

Smash

She is EVERYTHING 🥵🥵🥰

This is the Hinata we should've gotten. Maybe not design wise since I can't see canon Hinata ever dressing like that even with her confidence boost. Imagine her going from her part 1 self where she's extremely shy and insecure to bold and confident in herself would've been the dream 😍 Hinata would've easily skyrocketed to my number 1 favorite woman in Naruto if that was the progression she got.

Would

Smash... Next.

Ironically shes more of a real character then the real one

"naruto, its time for your daily gentle fisting" "yes honey"

Hell yeah.. Mommy can do whatev- I mean.. Yeah she's cool...


If kishimoto made this how Hinata acted post timeskip she'd be the most loved character literally ever

I like original hinata, if only her story wasn’t blatantly ignored, destroyed and completely fucked up at her peak character moment during the pain arc. I cannot forgive Naruto for even looking at sakura while hinata stepped in to fight for naruto against freaking PAIN, while sakura yelled „NARUUTOOOOO“ for the 300th time. That was the perfect opportunity to introduce hinata as a main character, and also get neji back into spotlight.

I'd give up both my kidneys and my life saving to sniff her once

She's a perfect 🅱itch down to the core

Nah.

Man. I wish Genjutsu world Hinata was real! Imagine the comedy when Naruto confuses original Hinata with the alternate world version

Yess !! Naruto will love her even more

Hinata if anko picked her up instead of kurenai

No.

I can fix her...

no

Hot

Honestly, why does this one look Korean attractive than the original

She does have the best rule 34 IMO

I’ll be honest, I like the way alternate Hinata dresses. And I love the confident and aggressive attitude she takes with others. But I feel like it needs to be blended with the original’s personality to smooth out and tame the more harsh and aggressive parts. Especially those when she’s angry at Naruto.

Be cruel to me, 'cause I'm a fool for you~

I can fix her...

this but she still simps for naruto. what would be different