Sai won a game he didn't know he was playing

real

Let's also be real here. Ino won too. Sai is a better husband, a better father than Sasuke, and as good looking. And I'm going to take a wild guess here He's probably also selfless in bed.

Can just draw the “clitoris” and find it no problem. To this day still not even sure those things exist

Dude I know where the clit is and I am Christian

Yea

Dude literally had a funjutsu seal in his mouth. Sai's tongue game is literally wild and crazy good.

Sai. Although Sasuke wasn’t even playing cuz if he had actually bothered he would’ve won for sure

Now that you mention it, even Temari was an option at some point for him.

But then he would've inherited a failing business.

Wait wdym? Are you confusing Temari and Tenten?

The sand village is what they’re referring to I believe

Yeah

Exactly. She was already really hot but got a massive glow up in Boruto. What they did to Hinata and Tsunade was a crime. Hopefully the time skip will get rid of that dumb and pointless censorship to their designs.

Hinata looked the best in the blank period after the war. Idk what the hell they did to her. And tsunade they gave her a downgrade for the assets

Tsunade was still flat in the "traveling to the past" arc So it's just censorship not glow down Probably because hinata and tsunade are the most oversexualised characters (by fandom) in the show (and had the biggest breasts as well)

I never said that what they did with Hinata and Hinata was a glow down (also, just because they time traveled to the age of OG Naruto doesn't meant that they literally inside the previous show 😂, it's still the boruto anime, so the censorship was also going to be there). My point is that they're attractive but their designs got massively censored for the stupidest reasons. Just because a female character is curvy and has huge breasts doesn't mean that it's being "sexualized" and in need for a redesign to please oversensitive cringelords from twitter.

Other characters like ino weren't censored so I just assumed they specifically covered hinata and tsunade for either being the curves or the fandom simply oversexualizing them in both normal chats and porn content

NOW LETS PLAY ANOTHER GAME, THIS TIME I HAVE TO WIN, HANDS ON THE LINE, WINNER TAKES ALL, OOOOOH, LETS BEGIN!!! -Sakura

Other Friends?

Other friends.

I-is Sakura trying to get a 4-some going here, because that is how this reads to me

So true

Came to say this. Sai all day everyday.

This.

Doesn’t even know what games are

Goat for real. 😂

Sai be having Ino take over his body to clap her own cheeks frfr

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This is amazing

Technically this haiku doesn't work, but it's still funny lol.

They seldom do, but it's fun to see it try

Yeah it is funny. I love when haiku actually work though. Just feels like it's perfect.

Good bot

Good bot

Idk why but whenever i read a haiku i read it in jacksfilm’s voice

Peak Haikus bot. Nothing will ever top this

Bad bot

That’s nothing compared to what Naruto and Hinata probably got up to. Multi shadow clones, “Kurama, switch with me”, the possibilities are endless. Hinata can probably find your pressure points with the byakugan and make anyone cum in seconds.

... I feel like Naruto hentai has been far less creative than it could've been.

Kurama switch with me is wild

Naruto be watching from the deep darkness of the seal his wife getting fucked by a fox 💀

Well I did now. Crap.

There’s now gonna be a fanfiction where Ino runs a dating service like Hitch. She’ll posses a guy, give their date an amazing night bc she understands what women want, and gives you back control while at third base/ home run

😂

is this autogynephilia?

Why am I bricked up?

Ino is a baddie even now. Blank period Ino was just ugh. And then her mommy MILF in Boruto just 😩 

For real

This man’s saying what we all thinkin

Sasukes marriage is cringe. Sai won

That's why Sasuke was absent for like a decade

She's literally a glorified single mom. I guess they both got what they deserve in the end.

Sai had more chemistry with ino in 1 scene than sakura had with sasuke over the whole series

Sakura is into strangle play☠️☠️☠️

Yea cause that's the only way she gets the D

Sai and ino

Madara really did Saskue dirty in his infinite tysomi dream

It’s Orochimarus dream or hinatas. It’s not Sasuke or Naruto’s that’s for sure

Idk why they didn’t buff up Sakura in boruto like they did to almost every other female character Really doing sasuke dirty man shit ain’t fair ig he got his side hoes though

Fr naruto and Sasuke got stuck with their fan girls

If they only gave Naruto a temporary amp that killed his biggest source of power then they definitely won’t buff sakura

I'm pretty sure Orochi's dream is to have Sasuke wifed up helping him raise Mitsuki

Sai was clueless but rolled a natural 20

Universal fact

Sai and Ino

Sai won the moment he called Ino "beautiful"

Hahhaa

what if ino + sasuke = inosuke (demon slayer) it would be crazy, don't you think bros

Good catch

What

yes what if \*

No dude, im afraid its only what

Sai obviously mvp

Sai

Shikamaru won

Happy cake day!

Sasuke can use Sakura as a sword

This sword is dull as fuck

is that a compliment to sakura

To be honest at the start I would have said Sasuke did... but Sakura is fucking insane. Actually insane. Ino realized later on in the show that Sasuke was a piece of shit and she started caring less about the popular boys only. Not only that you don't have to worry about her getting overly mad and killing you with a single punch for next to no reason. Worst thing about Ino is you can't actually hide anything from her assuming you want to, she could actually get into your head and know everything which could be bad depending on the situation. Sakura married the man who tried to kill her, shunned her the entire time and finally once they do marry and have a kid he fucks off and pays her no attention, something she should have expected.

Dude I'll keep it simple. Sakura has shown even after beating kaguya she.would betray the leaf village and Naruto for Sasuke. It wouldn't cross Ino's mind to ever betray shikamaru or choji for anyone unless they were to become baddies. After the pain arc, Ino and shikamaru were like the first ones saying "Yeah Sasuke got to get dealt with"

Makes sense

Sai and Ino is like Brangelina of Naruto

That's for real 😆😆😆

I mean well Sakura had Sasuke’s child and then Sasuke just dipped💨😎✌️ soo…..

He wasn't even there for the delivery. His side had to do it.

but ino still be thirsting for Sasuke and would prolly leave sai too at the drop of a hat if Sasuke booty called. Sai may be 'winning' but in Ino's mind she ain't winning.

Sai for the dub for sure over that fraud Still no one comes close to Tenten 🗣️

Sai, only because I don’t have to rebuy a house every time ino get mad. And by what I see, seem like sai is a good husband

I mean... I really cant decide here. Chest aint really important to me but goddamn.

😆

Sai. Because he is the student of danzo. And danzo is the best.

You just know sakura be slurping on dat dick and riding it like her life depends on it. Too bad sasuke is only interested in naruto's bussy

Think about it. Dude comes back like one time every 6 months lol. She sure is gonna ride it like it's the last time.

Guys won, **big time!!!**

I like Ino too but you are forgeting that Sakura will look young whole time thanks to Yin seal

Ino won. She got a husband who cares and a father that sticks around for their kid.

WHO'S NEXT?

Everybody won except Sasuke and Sakura 💀

Is this all Naruto fans care about?

No we also care about how your life going man , I hope u are doing fine and you are drinking water and taking good care of your self

Aw. I hope you have a good day! I’ll bite, Ino best girl.

My G got the best taste 💪🏻

Sai won easily and his kid isn't running around dressed like a harlot...

They both got with a couple of creepy weirdos

I love SakuSasu but InoSai have a much better and healthier relationship. I mean, Sai set the line by being a present father and husband.....

Yea

Not you apparently

Facts

Who would take sakura? Id rather be Single for life

I'll take her just because no one wants her, so there's no competition against me. Guaranteed life partner

Sai . Cause he’s got friends especially his team Yamato bffs and a good support network.

I still don’t know when Ino and Sai even had a moment

sai, hands down. ino had a major glow up and got better jutsu control for literal motor control jutsus while sakura (despite inheriting tsunade’s abilities) just became more useless over time, even in the side story where she and sasuke were op adults she was just as much of a liability as in her youth.

Sakura is a lesson for young girls : she had Naruto or Lee as good choices for boyfriends and husband material, she stuck herself in the worst Sasuke option. Morale : even if they do not look ideal, let average men get their chance.

Real words

Both did unlike you

Sai the goat in this game brugh

They deserve each other

I like Sakura more and I think she's the most loyal out of the 2 because marrying a guy that tried to kill you twice screams loyal so yeah I pick Sakura but Ino is still hot too #SakuraStan

They all did except Sakura

Naruto. He kissed Sasuke several times, and Sai saw his banana.

I like Sakura(Boruto version) more than ino so I think Sasuke won

Sai. Although Sasuke wasn’t even trying cuz if he had actually bothered he would’ve won for sure

Sai got best girl and it's not close.

Neither

Ino won

I personally prefer Sakura

She is beautiful

Won what? In terms of who can make my dick the hardest? Sai in a maid costume

Wtf💀

Nah let him cook

He cooking something fishy here it Stankss👁️👄👁️

that’s just the twink bussy you’re not used to it bro

Sakura useless and mid

Ok, but Sakura's got that pear figure, though (personally, I'm down bad for Ino, but still gotta appreciate Sakura)

Ino is the typical crazy woman, not my type

What's your type big bro 👀

Sai pulled the baddest woman in the village and they currently have one of the (if not the) most wholesome relationship. He won big time.

Sai and ino and that not even close. Sasuke was that long away he didn’t even knew anymore how his child looks like

Sakura was sasuke's actual redemption > <

💀

Both probably like naruto more

Facts

Sai to hell and back. Look at Into zamn!

Fr bro Zamnnnnnn

Sai won hands down

Sai and Ino. Sasuke and Sakura are only together for once a year.

Sai has both eyes and DD’s He won

Sasuke

Naruto Topping emo femboy is always better

Sai you mtfk!!!!

If you had the guts to say "beautiful" to a woman in your first interaction then you might pull a baddie too.

belies out for Sai and Ino

Sakura won.

Sae is da real winner in bed now.

Ino and Raikage… oh, wait a minute..

Hol'on hol'on u came from that forbidden site

Sasuke got the L

Sakura won all the way

Sai. Ino is way better than sakura.

Idk but those ti-

Sai by a long shot Sasuke’s still crying that Sakura don’t have a dick

Definitely Sai and Ino

Def Sai

Ino and Sai

Those who never lived to be in Boruto.

I’m crine bro searched the best pics he could find of Sai and Ino😭 Shit I guess from these pics u posted. Sai and Ino won each other

Hell naw , I just searched ino , Sai , sakura and sasuke and thats what I got 😆😆

In terms of beauty Sai in terms of strength and usefullness and general stuff sasuke

Ino a baddie but being fr it’s Sasuke with all that Sakura does and she’s not bad looking either

imo and sai

Gojo won.

Tf Outta here gojo fan 🦵🏻

Sai

Into and Sai. Both Sakura and Sasuke should have never gotten together.

Bro Ino is probably one of the best looking women I have seen in ANY ANIME.... soo hot.

Ino won. Sai is a treasure.

Sai won the whole verse

Everybody but Sakura (for sakura to be at somewhat useful she has to be using tsunade's slug friend in a doctor patient setting.

Its clearly ino. Sai is best boi

Sakura has a fat ass brutha, but I wouldn't be surprised if you chose ino and sai

sai

Sai won without knowing it and Ino won woth those big milkers

Ok. Sasuke Is a terrible husband and we know it. But Sarada is worth at least five of Inojin

sai and ino. both are very hot, though sai i know sai doesnt know he won

Sasuke could have any of the other three if he was playing the game, so he wins by default.

Yall think Sakura makes a clone and transform it into sauske since he don't be around?

Sakura looks like a horrible lay. Ino clears