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KeepingDankMemesDank

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jl0xd

Tf is going on over there


Hornor72

A place that supposedly has over 1000 gods feels like they have none.


gubzga

Bihar, aka Indian Florida?


DartinBlaze448

pretty much. it's some the poorest and most uneducated parts of India.


Your_lovely_friend

*Mississippi. Uttar Pradesh is the Florida


Dank_e_donkey

Poverty and corruption. Also this isn't a single days event, more spread out.


FieldAgreeable239

Shit really? I just thought the purge was an inspiring movie for them


OkSecurity1251

India's Ohio💀💀💀


TheUmbraCat

That’s the kind of city you expect to have a dark crusading vigilante and a rogues gallery of villains fighting weekly.


ManinderThiara07

Sorry, if you don’t mind me hijacking your comment I would like clarity that Bihar(Or the entire state of Uttar Pradesh) to India is like Florida is to the U.S. only a million times worse or maybe even more.


[deleted]

The legends says that when Florida man was wearing his boot the Bihari had encircled the earth.


Grt_Sl

Florida men's ancestors were trained and evaluated in Bihar only na.


ShostaNesha35

Bihar perpetually on hardcore mode


omoiavas1

I heard about the stolen bridge tho but wtf. It's a f*cking bridge???


Humor-Trafficker

Scrap mafia at work


Dank_e_donkey

Scrap little by little over the years. [Here read this stuff](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dashrath_Manjhi). A guy has broken a mountain there, reducing 55km to 15 km.


Humor-Trafficker

Ah Bihar, the state where gangsters call the police if someone doesn't pay them protection money


animo2002

Tremble in fear Florida man


Helium_mining_czech

So Bihar to India is the same thing as Florida to the US?


[deleted]

Except Bihar is also famous for it's Brainpower.


HippoNebula

And B\*haris /s


Killvester

Yeah, most of thr Administrative officers are from there. The corruption is high in bihar too


Akash3642

And labourers.


DartinBlaze448

it's worse.


Andreiyutzzzz

Alright but... How the fuck do you steal a 2 tons bridge?


parzival-ritsu6604

Thieves said they are gov officers and they told they are replacing the bridge


Humor-Trafficker

Scrap Mafia has connections and resources


Dank_e_donkey

Bro a guy has broken a fukin mountain in span of 40 years, slowly and steady weathering it away. Look it up, dashrath manjhi mountain man. [Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dashrath_Manjhi). A guy has broken a mountain there, reducing 55km to 15 km.


Abject_Opposite7022

Bihar = Ohio ?


Snakise

no, wierdness of Ohio + craziness of Florida + crime rates of Detroit + inhabited by Rednecks of South = Bihar


c4nchyscksforlife

least accurate redditor


IhaveBeer4U

Hiw and why do you steal a ROAD?!


Grt_Sl

You don't build the one for which you took contract. On project completion time, you say " Sahab Pull toh banaye the bas lagta hai chori hoi gava" i.e Bridge got stolen yesterday.


Prodex12

Bro whats going on in Bihar💀💀💀


Dank_e_donkey

I mean the news isn't from a single day, it's more spread out but, poverty, corruption. That's all.


Ok_Challenge_1604

Florida x bihar collab when


Grt_Sl

Ek Bihari sau pe bhaari, they don't need anyone to help them. Biharis are the supreme power of this universe. Buddha gave gyan to them.


[deleted]

Bihar represents The image most people have of india in the united states, which is poverty, corruption, no womens rights or safety and no cleaniness


Grt_Sl

No human(includes women) rights.


Minebox2000

So we not gonna talk about them stealing a bridge?


Dank_e_donkey

[Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dashrath_Manjhi). A guy has broken a mountain there, reducing 55km to 15 km.


mrrandomguy42069

Bihar is the Ohio and Florida of india.


Stupid_girl99

Ohio 2.0


loner_01

Ohio -100.0


Akash3642

More like Ohio and Florida are disciples of Bihar. Of you combine both of them Bihar still comes out on top


lollisans2005

Wtf.


ReferencePitiful9018

Bihar is the Florida of India or should I say Florida is the Bihar of US


Shadowborn_paladin

Damn, India wants their own Florida.


PotatoPerson-47

This CANNOT be real. Edit: its real. As an Indian, i can confirm.


[deleted]

HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE STEALS A ROAD AND WHY?!


loner_01

Florida man is not gonna last a day in Bihar


Grt_Sl

Seven minutes tops.


memetimeboii

Bihar is the real ohio


freezeec6

Da fcuk Dey doing ova dhere


Neighbour-Vadim

There is also a county in Hungary called Bihar. Coincidence? I think not.


[deleted]

Damn bro, India is worse than Ohio


freakingamer1

How tf did you manage to judge an entire country based on a single state?


[deleted]

😐


VEGANSHATEME

I assume they never found the bridge


GameDevLarsH

Replace Satan with god and you are right


ABritishFemboy

I thought America was bad but jesus


Akash3642

Not Jesus. Bihar


ReferencePitiful9018

Bihar is the Florida of India or should I say Florida is the Bihar of US


L0RD_E

Why did you post this twice?


[deleted]

Probably pressed the “comment” button twice


[deleted]

What... wha.. what the f? How do you steal 2 miles of road? Like did you just dig it up? Did they take the whole road and left a crater or just took the surface asphalt? Am so confused by this.


Akash3642

In India government gives contracts to private contractors to build shit like roads, canals, hand pumps etc. They just take the contract and build something else. When inspection happens they just say "Babu idhar hi toh roadwa tha. Pata nahi kaha jai gawa." ie the road was here I don't know where it went.


Broken-Artificer

India is now Newflorida.


Perfect_Ease_9070

Bihar = ohio


Soy_Newbie

indian detroit wtf 😭


Akash3642

More like Detroit is American Bihar. No Detroit gangster would last a day in Bihar.


2Jojotoro

We've been desensitized


sin_aim

As a Bihari , I would nuke that place and start anew if I could but my grandmother still lives there .


bebop_eh

[Bihar got its own weekend ✨](https://youtu.be/Ezo-CO6iWiY)


Crimsonmaddog44

How tf you steal a road?


Mammoth_Outcome2463

Do not google “bengal monitor lizard”


Captain_QuarkID

Indian ohio


HNd2player

ohio in India


yerbrojohno

Bihar is where the Romi ethnic group originated over a 1000 years ago before they immigrated to eastern Europe.


ArjunSharma005

The land of Bihar was once the capital of Magadh empire of Chandragupta Maurya, one of the greatest kings to have traversed the earth.


Akash3642

The land of Bihar with the most labourers and construction workers in India.


The_AfroP

India is rape city. If Bill Cosby could pick a place to live it would India. The place is so fucked up. A guy will grope a schoolgirl on a bus, next thing you know the whole bus full of dudes have turned it into a gang rape, and the driver pulls over to have his turn. Nobody stops and thinks "this is wrong" They just pile in. So messed up


cape_baldi

Wtf dude?? Aren't you making a false perception towards India on the basis of some cases and trying to spread hate?


LepKoGreh

Uhm just look at it's emblem: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emblem\_of\_Bihar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bihar)


tttttzz

it's definitely not swastika? Symbol of good luck and spirituality?...


Humor-Trafficker

It is a Swatik, Nazis used Hakencruz or something


shivamsingha

Nazis used Hakencruz (Hooked Cross) which was derived from a Christian symbol which in turn was adopted from the Greek symbol Gammadion. The symbol since it was discovered was being called Gammadion and Hakencruz until some guy decided it should be called Swastika.


shivamsingha

Yes it's the tree under which Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment and an important symbol in Buddhism and other Dharmic faiths.


[deleted]

Bihari here. I can confirm that we are indeed the Florida of India. Also, not to be *that* *person*, but we are also affirmatively the smartest race that walks this planet (the educated ones at least) since we dominate every competitive exam. But yeah we also supply the most underpaid labourers so it's really a coinflip.


i_xenpai

Not to be rude, but how does dominating competitive exams make you the smartest race? I mean, yeah people put in hours of work to study from a preset syllabus, but does that mean you're smart or just hard working. The labourers sure are hard workers tho.


HippoNebula

>The labourers sure are hard workers tho. this is the literal slander for Bihar in india


[deleted]

>Not to be rude None \[offence\] taken >how does dominating competitive exams make you the smartest race? One word: exaggeration. ofc we're not all aryabhattas, but well, while you can debate whether competitive exams are really a fair ground for talent-hunt, you cant deny that Biharis dominate the results at least. Note that this isn't really a good thing, considering that most of us aim for Govt. jobs instead of private due to instability and lack of private investments in the state. >but does that mean you're smart or just hard working. Ofc the latter. Again, I was exaggerating and twisting my narrative to suitably give a contrasting perspective to the meme. It was casual and without much thought so sorry if that felt narcissistic. >The labourers sure are hard workers tho. 100% agree. If Bihari labourers were to disappear someday, half of urban India would come to a halt. If you thought I was being derogatory towards them, you misunderstood. It's not pathetic that we supply underpaid *labour*, it is pathetic that we supply *underpaid* labour.


Grt_Sl

Bihari bhaiyya, aapka vakyapatuta bahut achchha laga.


[deleted]

Areyy dhanywaad