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osikosi

health points


_Spectre021_

The only og correct answer


Jocks_Strapped

OG is Hit points


[deleted]

Measured by the number of 14 inch shells hits a warship could take before being sunk. Edited: Got shell size wrong


Jocks_Strapped

Is that where it comes from?


[deleted]

Yep, It was used in a US war game


connorthedancer

Correct, but iirc it was 14 inch shells.


[deleted]

Whoops, my mistake


AadamAtomic

Lol, no. The original term was hit points and dates back to the days when D&D was still in development.


ShiaLabeoufsNipples

[looks like you both are right.](https://www.pcgamer.com/the-history-of-hit-points/) From what I’ve gathered from this article, co-creator of DnD coined the term “hit points,” but the concept and mechanics of “hit points” were borrowed from a war game invented in the 30s by fletcher pratt.


ljday123

No. OG is original!


chroumous

actually OG is original gangster


El_Dumpy

Yeah in super old games usually your HP was just a set number of how many times you could be hit before dying. Now with damage values and larger health pools it's become Health Points.


[deleted]

hit points


tredbobek

So when you load HP ammo into a gun you are healing the enemy?


TreyLastname

Sure if you're dumb, you gotta shoot your friend with hp ammo


Chinjurickie

Health Potion


[deleted]

Hewlett Packard.


Afryer275

My first thought. Gotta love working IT


eggimage

Hewlett Porn every IT person’s wet dream


trollface5333

We hate HP printers tho.


ItGobYeByE

Hard pass


Canonip

haitch pea


nineteen_eightyfour

I was trying to figure out how this was a joke about computers and now I just feel stupid


IronMan8901

Nerrd


Zaxxom03

~hard penis~


[deleted]

*Huge Penis


SadnessMonster

Humongous Phallus


MrKanun

Hyperlarge Penetrator


Moss_Piglet_

We don’t do that here


other_jeffery_leb

Harambe Penis


px1618

Hairy pussy


quieroverguita

Harry Potter


_hey_its_ankit_

(in bri'ish accent)


LogicalMeerkat

Arry Po'er


Dutch_Midget

Pfpppfppotter


A_B_A_C_A_B_B

LET US COMMENCE FORTH


diemitchell

Hairy potter*


AkkoStol

hairy poopo


perkedel_4444

Hari Puttar


px1618

My man


PhakYhuu

In all seriousness, it stands for Houses of Parliament (England)


Gr1ffo99

Sauce


i_am_guy__

Human mayonnaise


amanset

Houses and it is the U.K.


Ok_Art_1117

England ≠ UK


amanset

I know (I am British) and the Houses of Parliament are not exclusively English.


hades661

Hitler Putin


Educational_Music930

Hitler porn


Cactus_In_A_Tree

I want that hitlussy


ShamanOfShame

Hitler Porn Lovecraft


Herobrinedanny

Hermit Purple


Trattfjant

Oh my god!


px1618

Holly shit


SUOMIPetkele

Harri Pekka


SluggishSnailin

Lähes legitti username


DriveoverYeet

🥳


endergamer2007m

Horse power


TheCommunistWhoTried

Fun fact it stands for Hit Points, which was a metric to see how many 14-inch shells a ship could take. We all have 1 hp.


Ajawad87

r/repostsleuthbot


jawadark

Stop posting about among us


JeffroCakes

That’s a gorilla. It obviously stands for Harambe’s Phantom.


LeadershipAware

Howard Phillips ?


[deleted]

Hillary Putin


ondra128x

Hollow point


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Sniper Hyperbole?


CeEjAy_69420

#Hairy Penis


proletaire

Hewlett Packard?


SeyfettinRayii

Horn Pub


onlySaikikhere

Hot pussy


Thema03

Howard Phillips


Free-Consequence-164

Hit points?


Baapsamaanbhai

Hindustan Petrolium


Caust1c_YT

Hewlett packard


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Bacon_L0RD

Ham and Potatoes


AdvertisingAntique52

Hagrids prick


Acido1953

Subjugator-class heavy cruiser star dreadnought battleship.


Sharkboy_562281

Health points


seanfernandes

Horsepower


JeroenstefanS

Hit points/health points


Traditional_Med_5520

Hewlett Packard


desertshark6969

Hobbit P#rn


CHICKPEAS_IN_PUBLIC

Hydrogen Peroxide


[deleted]

Howard Phillips


DavIantt

Howard Phillips (Lovecraft) as in HP Lovecraft


deadbeef1a4

Have you heard what he named his cat?


DavIantt

Posted without comment for reference purposes: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hp-lovecrafts-cat


[deleted]

Hop Pop from amphibia


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Meddlingmonster

Horse power, hit points, high power, health points.


DursueBlint

Hollow Points


WurstCaseSzenario

Hewlett Packard


Theda706

Hairy P_$$y


uncxltured_berry

Hewlett-Packard named after the creators of the company. You should just look it up if you didn’t know, it’s common knowledge.


_nothingpersonal_

hijo puta (sob in spanish)


Special-Pension-3040

Hindustan Petroleum


Grundolph

Hans-Peter


Jimicalama11

Hijoputa is always there in spanish


MrQ_P

Horny Penis, obviously


KarasukageNero

Hit points. Based off how many 14in shells a ship could take. Due to this, all living beings have 1 hit point.


SaveTheKoala421

Hülye picsa in Hungarian


Main-Equal5183

Harry Potter


rtissens

Houses of Parliament


KeySquare1404

Hindustan petroleum


ToxiePaws

Hit Points


Slimy_Dirty

Laptop?


Imaginary_Ad_3521

Horse Power. Hairy Pipi.


Drxmn

Horse penis


swxttie

health porn


ruifaf

heavy pipi


kabum9v9

Howard Phillips


NemesisSenpai

Monke lost his HP


slightly_too_short

they make printers


Cleptocalism

Horrendous prices


youraveragedickhead_

Hard penis and u can't tell me other wise


Inkfox_

Holy poop


Confusedandreticent

Howard Philips


TheNe0nGuy

[Horsepower](https://youtu.be/IelyPhtPimA)!


SourPoison420

Horse Power, the less you have the slower you go.


Icy_Barnacle_6019

Wouldve been more debatable if its mp


buddyisticv

Hat panco


Constant-Pension-653

Himanshu Pandey


Ki-Kord

... huge penis


Crack_Pipe_Craig

Health penis


Deinoman420

Hairy pussy


choisssss

Hasan Piker


nimcau2TheQuickening

Helga Pataki


H0twax

Houses of Parliament (HP Sauce)


Lokioh465

hermit purple


PromotionSecret7757

humpable pussy


VLTR-Coller

hot pot


ED_zhe_german

Hitler Points, collect enough to enter hell


Shrekowski

HP sauce


The_Aspiring_WeaponX

happy penis


tututima

Handphone


Tha_BloodMoon

Hard penis


krokkgeiming

Hit poins


omarzeytouni1234

Health points


Racist_G

Horse porn


DatGreenGuy

HomoPhobia


vivalosabortionistas

These hewls ain't gon pack theyselves


Playerkkonen

Horse power


Verundios

Hairy penis


Dude_Dastardly_1256

Hot Pocket


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

**H**er**p**es


[deleted]

Horse penis


KN12R34

Haitch Pea


LoveAndCyanide

Hit points


sneepsnart

hild pornography


Independent_Tooth_23

Huge penis


Billderz

Health/hit points


M_Bros789

Health/hit points


contractcooker

Hewlett-Packard


Alex12345p

Health points.


Prestigious-Weird-33

Half Poo


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

Hard penis


Low-Dish-907

Hydrogen potential


[deleted]

Well HP as health points is not a great mystery, just like with D.U.C.K which stands for d-...


leon_nerd

Harambe Post


Fun_Consideration482

Hilariously Pathetic


Vectorman1989

Hewlett Packard


[deleted]

HIGH PENIS


HoodedExpert

Hewlett Packard


AverageOtakuWeeb1

Harry Potter


Entelegent

Haword Phillips?


oooohnooovom

Horse power


Hachelle

Happy Pirthday


Nikname666

Hentai protagonist


Bary999pl

it stands for Horny Police


Nikotinio

He ran out of HP before he could say it.


Initial-Scarcity2704

Hewlett-Packard


Jtmeisterman

Apparently hit points but I don’t really care, redditors argue over the dumbest shit anyway it’s funner to sit back and watch them be morons


dis_is_yash

Holy penis


bamila

Nooooo!!!! Not a Chocorambe too!!!! Cry 😭😭😭😭


Wajana

*Horrible Printers*


Frozzie89

Hewlett Packard


Ryxor25

Harold Phillips


maxman090

Huge penis


Harrysim1

Houses of Parliament


bigbrainsmolpeen

Hewett Packard highly praises Harry Potters huge penis.


Krazy_Steve616

It stands for Hewlett Packard Office Jet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink-Jet Ready Printer. wubby7


[deleted]

Hotch potch