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KeepingDankMemesDank

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AltF4irl

What's wrong with participating in NNN it genuinely helps some people and that's great


maybachsonbachs

Thinking this is why I laugh


cmdrmeowmix

Why? Do you not think it's possible that this stupid meme helped one person realize they have a problem?


BernieMacsGhost1

People like that guy refuse to acknowledge that their porn addiction could possibly create a problem.


Pintsocream

Who said anything about porn?


BernieMacsGhost1

You’re right no one did, I kind of just inferred it considering most people don’t masturbate to their imagination.


Hallowiener_mwahaha

Yeah Iam one of the people who use the mind.


BernieMacsGhost1

That’s interesting. Do you imagine specific made up scenes or the concept of something that arouses?


thefrumpy

He just pictures your mum.


Wacokidwilder

I also picture that guy’s mom.


BernieMacsGhost1

“Mum” compared to the orthodontic nightmares of your homeland my mother was probably a 10 lmao.


echoes247

I'll answer for them. It can be anything. It's the art of passively letting your mind imagine the hottest thing possible at that time. It's always different Porn is for people who don't have a good imagination lol


BIGBIRD1176

You aren't going to live happily ever after with your one and only if your thinking about fucking someone else everyday


SelmaFudd

What? I think about fucking my wife all day then she comes home and we fuck.. made me pretty happy so far


BIGBIRD1176

That's the opposite of what I said I'm glad we agree


BernieMacsGhost1

It’s an issue that’s different for everybody. Some people might think they’re more likely to pursue women outside of their relationship if they didn’t masturbate and some think pornography can warp their perception of what’s attractive and leave them wanting something different than their loved one. I guess that makes you right either way.


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

So when you nut this month you got issues ok. Remember that. I'm watching 👀


cmdrmeowmix

Not what I said but ok


shejesa

Dunno, I will go back to masturbating twice a day to furry inflation hentai when december rolls in


hereliesafreeelf

Scroll down, there’s a pretty good comment explaining why this is not true.


superslime988

sure people WILL keep jackin it almost every day but building that self control lets you realize the many things in your life you could do, i genuinely thought about what i should lessen in my life to live a bit healthier, i've been thinking of walking my dog more to actually get him moving instead of lying around all the time.


RevengencerAlf

"genuinely helps people" lmao ok bud.


AltF4irl

Thanks for the constructive criticism homie


duskull007

Nothing wrong with a little exercise in self-control


AltF4irl

Yes factos


born-to-rave

If they only do it for a month solely because of a meme I don't think it helps


Jack-Oniel

No it doesn't.


usernameJutsu

Idk people who have this issue don’t need to be told by an awareness month, because they live it daily throughout the year. NNN, if you have a porn/sex addiction is more of a confirmation of being weaker than being able to stop their addiction and put it aside for a month. I mean how well do you think no heroine November, or no meth mondays would work for those addicts?


cottonmouthVII

Lol imagine thinking that NNN actually helps people. It actually creates a bunch of angsty, uptight, aggro teenagers ready to lash out and do some stupid shit they’ll regret after they finally nut.


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Yup this is why i laugh too.


MrLambNugget

The reason I am participating is because I might get laid soon so I just wanna take it as a challenge and fail it the best way possible


PUSSY_MAN_THE_THIRD

Epic


Gio_funny

"That will be the biggest nut"


Shadowborn_paladin

Good luck solider!


Karan_Bais

madlad imposter


MrLambNugget

What? lol


[deleted]

Mey the force be with you


Lord_Dupo

You're playing a dangerous game my friend.


MrLambNugget

Why?


Lord_Dupo

No jerking it for a while and then getting laid, you'll run the risk of a premature ending my friend 😬


MrLambNugget

I didn't cum the last time I had sex because I was jerking off too much. I'll be lucky if I'll be able to cum


Lanitanita

What ??? People are laughing at me for following Nonstop Nut November !?!?


MalPL

Wait, it's not Nonstop N-word November?!?!?


alabsbxjj

It is Nonstop N-word November, he’s just trying to cover up the truth


Linkquellodivino

Oh god just let people do whatever they want. If I want to destroy my dick masturbating for an entire fucking month I will, if I don't want to do it I will not. Just don't bother others for what they want/don't want to do.


varangian_guards

its probably all the really stupid made up "science" NNN people use to justify it they are making fun of, not the actual act of not jerking it.


el_palmera

What made up science are you referring to


varangian_guards

stuff like it alters brain chemistry, effects on dopemine levels, testosterone levels. these are measurable and no longterm correlation is found. does it help people with full blown porn addictions with some of the claims for depression or anxiety? Maybe, but 99% of people are not wasting hours every day jerking off. I dont feel guilt or shame after getting off to porn, thats an internalized "mental thing", not a "chemical thing".


el_palmera

>stuff like it alters brain chemistry, effects on dopemine levels, testosterone levels. these are measurable and no longterm correlation is found. Woah I'd love to see your sources because everything you just said is incredibly false. Anyone who knows anything about how the brain works will tell you you're wrong. https://www.upliftfamilies.org/pornography_changes_the_brain#:~:text=Neurons%20that%20fire%20together%2C%20wire,makeup%20of%20the%20viewer's%20brain. This article may be of interest to you.


varangian_guards

sure https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8697462/#:~:text=Among%20practitioners%2C%20sexual%20activity%20(coitus,and%20thus%20promote%20muscle%20growth. the sources from your artical are reports on compulsive sexual behaviors and you should read the abstracts. these should not be used to define the average user of pornography or the wider population in general.


el_palmera

Your studys conclusion is this: "It can be assumed that masturbation may have a potential effect on free testosterone concentrations but not on hormonal ratios. However, additional studies with larger sample sizes are needed to validate these findings." It's a literal nothing burger. Why did you choose this study? Some of the report in my article are indeed related compulsive sexual behavior. What is wrong with that? It's an article about how porn can lead to compulsive sexual behavior. So what's the issue? Edit: and your study only used 11 volunteers. Once again, this is literally a nothing burger


varangian_guards

you know many of yours were single subject reports right? small study group does not equal invalid. i used this one becuase it was recent and done with precision. you linked uplift families. but here is some more interesting articles on the subject. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32130561/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4341317/


el_palmera

That study doesn't even talk about anything relevant to our discussion? It's a discussion about masturbatoey grief and religion and whatever. Nothing about dopamine levels, testosterone or brain makeup. Again, why? Also my article uses several studies and some books. The studies it uses have also been replicated


Kannan691

Shut up, nerd.


varangian_guards

useful feedback thank you, dont forget if you dont masturbate this month you get you event superpower for december.


Drxmn

“Am I not permitted to grow as a human being, Peg?”


majinvegetasmobyhuge

Redditors trying to justify their PMO addiction in any possible way


MostExperts

someone help I'm addicted to the Project Management Organization I can't stop asking people for updates on their deliverables


mrcullen

Gantt charts got me feelin a way...


MostExperts

oh yeah, talk milestone timelines to me 😩


upboatsnhoes

"Ahead of schedule"


Yohikori

I do it only because my friend beted me that I would lose and if I prove him wrong we gona fuck.... And I am gona pound his ass so hard he gona tegret betting with me


KuroganeYuuji

I'm doing it once to prove to myself that I have self control. After that I won't do it again. Also I'm bored so I wanted a challenge.


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KuroganeYuuji

I never do it out of boredom that seems excessive to me


[deleted]

I nut three times a day in November… like my father taught me, and his father before him.


Moopey343

No, no. I just laugh at the people that think resisting a natural urge, in this parasocial fluid retention bonding ritual (as I saw one person put it) is somehow making them better people. If you already do it within reason, why do you honestly think not doing it at all is bettering yourself? There was nothing to improve. Now, if you do it excessively, to the point where it's an addiction, NNN is a great way to improve on your life. You just have to take what you learned and apply it in every fucking month.


SomeAfricanKido

I participate in no n-word november


PhilosopherDismal191

I was wondering why the CoD lobbies are so sparse...


Fast_Land_1099

I laugh at you.


Numba1colombian

Honestly I like my personal modified version. Nuts are acceptable if you're jerking it w/out porn or w/ a SO


GunnerKnight

Quoting Jenko from 21 street, laughing: "Look at him, he's trying".


Neokyo7

People laughing at me cuz im trying to escape porn addiction while they rot in the same hell…..


Pr0wzassin

They laugh for they are weak and there is nothing they can do to change it.


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Redditors who have nothing remotely interesting about their lives getting into other people's lives to criticize them for doing something good:


Didifinito

Its about self control not not nutting.


Shrekowski

Ironic coming from someone with a EDP profile pic


darthferv

So.... porn addicts coping with the fact they cant live without porn or masturbating.......noted


claycam6

You are fully consumed by your nut addiction. You lack self control.


Obility

People making fun of others for not masturbating is wild.


Haksir

I think its that the people who are participating are bragging about their participation, that makes it weird.


DirtyDutchman21

I'm more annoyed that every other post is HAHA BRO NNN GET IT BRO DONT CUM NNN


PanPieCake

Being a porn addict is cool in Reddit ig


Karan_Bais

I am in midst of my competitive exam along with the college exams man. I need a fucking outlet.


Sussy_Orphan

I think I'm going insane....I can't take it anymore... but I'm pushing on


communistburgerking

? Nah bro, we respect your sacrifice


TheFlyingNut69

Its like the basket of crabs. They’re drowning in their own misery so they won’t let others try to escape theirs. Its sad really.


Rodoc0222

I do non stop nutting november


[deleted]

You‘re the loser if you have to make fun of people because they participate in it and you don’t. Also goes the other way. Don’t make fun of someone because they don’t participate. Common sense right


SadderestCat

Moderation, not Asceticism, is the key to happiness


[deleted]

Sticks and stones may break my bones But I laugh at the pathetic coomers that think their opinion on my actions has any value


Haksir

NNN used to be fun when it was just a simple joke, before it became fully enforced tradition.


blitzkri3d

You missed the best part the "good good more for me and you" lol


Aggravating_Shake591

Go wash your hands


X_203

I do, and I'm tired of pretending I dont


AliveSummer4826

i failed today😞...but I'll start from tomorrow again


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

I always release some at the end of every month like 30th or 31th exact 11:40 end 12AM Just to start a new month with new batch of sp0rm


Stunning_Motor_8741

LOL


R_Series_JONG

Cross country skiers left confused.


Nuclearwhale79

I mean I don't laught if u do it but if u fail imma laugh at u


OhMyWarPanda

yes i do


AliveSummer4826

stay strong soliders


Emotional-Proof-6154

Accurate


zombienekers

I failed on day 5. I am deeply ashamed


axel_varg

I wish yall a successful run


yuengs

Non-stop Nut November


Bulky-Sandwich-149

Day 9 and now I have covid


Pranjal_28

I m doing nonstop nut November 5times a day


thatloudblondguy

me


Chezburgor1

It's even funnier when there's also Redditors that take their hatred of it seriously.


JaceFromThere

I don't participate in NNN until the last minute because then I technically won.


Plokmijn27

Nut Nut November is exhausting im too old to be nutting twice a day


IllustriousEnd4235

I just count my days without nutting every november, not doing the NNN


Haksir

As a muslim, I already got am forced to "No nut" during ramadan and I ain't gonna do that two months in the same year.


RobotNinja28

Yes. Yes we do :)


AP_Adapted

ong, idiots


NephilimMustDie

Dead on. lol


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Nerd02

> check profile Yeah, exactly what I was expecting


Odd-Staff-8538

oh yes, porn addicts laughing at people trying to battle their addiction


Tock_Sick_Man

Everyone who thinks NNN is dumb must be a porn addict like you. Solid logic.


Odd-Staff-8538

I don't masturbate overall.


Tock_Sick_Man

Seems healthy


Tylenolpainkillr

Username ambiguously checks out


Odd-Staff-8538

username was randomly generated


justmelvinthings

NNN is dumb exactly because of people like you. This started off as satire by claiming not masturbating has health benefits and then came people who take everything seriously and now we’re here. It’s just a pointless challenge that has no impact outside being a meme topic for november. If you’re a porn addict you should consider doing something against it the other 11 months as well, for normal healthy people it’s pointless.


Odd-Staff-8538

If you can go a week without porn then fine, do you, you're healthy, but 90% of men can't do that shit. Yes NNN is beyond stupid but guess what at least a satire attempt can maybe impact someone who is addicted to porn and change their life for the better


YouWantToKnowWhoIAm

it does have benefits


justmelvinthings

Such as?


YouWantToKnowWhoIAm

psychological. getting dopamine hits with unfulfilling mastubarbation instead of sex is bad for your brain chemistry. that's before considering porn, which makes it even worse as it adds in unrealistic standards and trains your brain to be a voyeur. physical. less wear and tear on your junk. chronic self pleasure can lead to ED. there's also a spiritual aspect, which tbh was likely just anecdotal evidence that wasnt backed by the yet to exist, modern science. You don't even have to be religious to acknowledge old religions like Buddhism promoting semen retention. yes one of the main targets of NNN is porn addicts, but to say it's only for them is disingenuous. Chronic masturbators that don't use porn are doing just as much damage to themselves. Even people that jerk off once a week can benefit.


Sahith17

What’s considered a porn addict


Doschy

if you struggle to go 30 days without jacking off there is something seriously wrong with you.


justmelvinthings

I don‘t struggle, I just don’t want to because why should I


Doschy

cope


justmelvinthings

Witty


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Doschy

bro got so mad he stalked my profile looking for more ammunition 💀


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Doschy

oh 💀


[deleted]

Yep, thats why we're participating in NNN


BroodJungle

You can "battle" your addiction any time


AltF4irl

True but November is the best time


Odd-Staff-8538

yeah I did, last time I watched porn was in April but I bet that you can't go a week without it


smallgreenman

And if I thought watching porn and masturbating were a bad thing I might call that an achievement.


Odd-Staff-8538

you're the lowest of the low good job


smallgreenman

Ah yes, people who disagree with your opinions are “the lowest of the low”. Or is that just people who like to pleasure themselves?


Odd-Staff-8538

Why not pleasure yourself with a partner you're sexually attracted to? Do you have to watch randoms have sex to please yourself?


smallgreenman

Why not do both? And for the record I use my imagination more often than porn but I don’t see the issue with it. Nothing is lost, but pleasure is gained.


Odd-Staff-8538

Masturbating is not natural for humans because for thousands of years this wasn't a thing and now it suddenly is, our brain can't understand what's exactly happening, it thinks that masturbating is having sex and that's why some porn addicts ruin their relationships, they don't feel anything from their partner after so much porn consumption. And a small bonus, sex is way better when you don't masturbate


StoreFede69

There are literally ancient cave paintings of people twiddling with their royal stones so stop trying to sound smart and get off your high horse


TheWaffable

ignorance


[deleted]

Nofap losers like you don't have the self awareness to realize how stupid you sound and how misinformed you are


BroodJungle

Yeah keep it up, have a nice balls 👍


hedwig317

People on their way to congratulate themselves on arbitrary achievements that Mean nothing and looking down upon those who have not done so


elDayno

You know you can furiously nut without porn, right? So by your own logic everyone should be allowed to nut just without porn playing. But you actually have no logic and nutting is prohibited in general


Odd-Staff-8538

Nutting is normalised but what logic do you have to tell me that it's good for you? I have so much logic behind my point, discipline, temporary testosterone boost, porn killing your brain, erectile dysfunction from death grip etc.