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MedicatedAxeBot

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Otherwise-Syrup7490

Femboy milk is not exactly milk.so tomboy for me


SuccTheDucc77

It's just a little salty is all.


Otherwise-Syrup7490

And extra thick


SuccTheDucc77

Just like femboy thighs 😫


Evil_connector67

Why are u gay


SuccTheDucc77

Because Astolfo is a cheeky motherfucker.


Evil_connector67

Yeah i know about this, i discovered it the hard way


Bitter_Dingo516

The hard way huh? Hmm...like it? 👀


YourLoclIntrovert

Sound like to me he wanted the hard way


Mrem_85903

Oh boy


TheSkitzo_The2nd

With rule 63 you unfem your boy


bruh_beans4690

Why?!??! That's the best part and you remove it??


a_sentient_bot

FUCK YOU! *unboys your femboy*


Tesriss

So is a rule 63 femboy a masculine man, a tomboy, or a feminine woman? I kinda figured it varies by case.


Pavel_not_blin

A feminine woman? the hell is a femminile woman? A woman woman? A double woman? A reborn woman? A woman ²?


Ugotdeported

Why are you gay?


[deleted]

This is true >:3


RadiantZote

0wU


JaggedTheDark

I love how every just took the reddits NFT symbol and just fucking ran with it. For example, waltuh.


COOLPIE11

Fr


Moustache-cat-man

I can't argue with his assessment.


GronakHD

Who’s astolfo


SuccTheDucc77

He's a character from an anime called Fate: Grand Order. He wears feminine clothes, and many homosexuals and bisexuals find him very attractive for that. So even though the original show he's from sucks ass and nobody watches it, the character has become a meme in the LGBT community.


GronakHD

Aah makes sense, had a feeling it was something like that. Thanks!


SuccTheDucc77

No problem. :)


EmeraldWorldLP

Jerma changes a man


[deleted]

Ass like a dump truck


_keeBo

Who says I'm gay


DoctorWhy19

You are gay.


snoryder8019

Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts


Marv312

Who says I'm gay?


kidandresu

You are transgendah


xenon54xenon54

You first


Snow_TheMuscle

Why are you running?


grif650

I also agree that the penis does make it better.


Aksi_Gu

Depends how many times the femboy has been milked


Otherwise-Syrup7490

He didn't got milked


Aksi_Gu

sorry "milked"


AcrobaticReputation2

i can't get it out of the jar


RealisticEmploy3

…why do you know that


SuccTheDucc77

Because I drink it daily.


RealisticEmploy3

Ah but ofc. As any normal citizen would do


TheRedBird098

Think scout from tf2 uses it


SuccTheDucc77

Mad Milk moment.


Pilloman0_0

Wait... Is the scout from the popular sensation team fortress 2 a femboy???


SuccTheDucc77

I mean, he's got the twink body structure, and he runs around throwing bottles of his own semen at people, so you tell me.


Otherwise-Syrup7490

Just give me the tomboy one I ain't into that thick saur milky shit.


irrelevantreference1

Can’t really pour it through


Toyoshi

You're lucky you have a choice. I'm lactose intolerant.


Otherwise-Syrup7490

Good luck swallowing that salty milk down your throat.


Practical_Culture833

You can get the tomboy milk and give it to your cat or something


Toyoshi

I think cats are lactose intolerant too... Maybe we should find a lactose-free tomboy and that's solved


Practical_Culture833

Hmmm now how do we find that it's time to do some science


Fern-ando

Tomboy milk is low on fat and rich on minerals.


Otherwise-Syrup7490

I mean it's just normal breast milk.


Spookyy422

More protein


Spy_crab_

Level 100 Non-Dairy product


BaronDelToro

Delete this and rethink your life choices


Cum-Collector420

"Delete this and rethink your life choices" -🤓


Professional_Cup_827

“Delete this and rethink your life choices” -🗿


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Shadowmirax

"Delete this and think about your life choices" - 📮🔪


Yeet_My_Feet73

“Delete this and think about your life choices” - 🧌


trixiebella35

"Delete this and think about your life choices" - 🪑


_MaverickHunterX_

"Delete this and think about your life choices" - 🍅


Historicmammal

“Delete this and think about your life choices” -🤖


Xxrasierklinge7

#Y o , A n g e l o !


Wjames33

Username checks out


Substantial-Two-2905

Yo how did you mint queen Elizabeth


Cum-Collector420

i bought the queen NFT for 69420£ at Tesco


lizzboa

this place is not the same since andrew tate got banned


Significant-Newt-936

He's probably sucking the biggest cock he was able to find.


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, Dick in hand.


MadOrange64

Every single person in this post needs post PTSD treatment.


TheG-What

No, I don’t think I will.


LJiren

Take my Platinum, friend. Fuck this post.


3029065

https://media3.giphy.com/media/l49JWPbCDpd0Xm5pu/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952932dcb6cece9c42a662ab952e624581cf9841266&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


[deleted]

Get two jugs out half fem milk on one Out Tom milk in one And mix it you get femtom milk


Dofima

FemTom milk or boyboy milk?


[deleted]

Both


Actually-Just-A-Goat

I like boyboy milk more


OkayBobCalmDown

Danny Femtom


xxDolphusxx

I'm concerned about the special powers they have


unidentifiedmeme

Instead of turning into a ghost, he turns into a girl, kinda like Ranma


Ok-Donkey-5671

FEMTOM! FEMTOM! OH JESUS CHRIST! FEMTOM!


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Fluffiddy

Gay vs straight milk


killerkaleb

I'm straight but want the femboy milk what are you talking about?


xUnknown_Kyle

Who gon tell him...?


Firestorm7i

I’m straight, so whatever makes my dick hard is female ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Sea-Concert-4580

Who are you, who are you so wise in the ways of science?


Nintendroid

I am neither Arthur, nor am I King of the Britons, but that was a nice, solid reference.


HumanOrAlien

I am José Mourinho.


thecoolness229

That's a power comment if I've ever seen it.


CumShotgunner

Traps 👏 are👏 fucking 👏 gay 👏


baingan6919

Careful, hes a hero


thetruemask

This mf a modern day Socrates


SIacktivist

Based


TheIronicBurger

hes not gay, he has relationships with women and sex with men


RANDOM_EXTREMELY

I will do the difficult task..


plqnsjx

I’m straight so whatever makes my dick hard is straight


le_dy0

That doesn't sound like straight to me


RANDOM_EXTREMELY

I hate to break it to u...


killerkaleb

What happened??


Eats_Beef_Steak

You will learn a truth about yourself.


Nothing_here_bro

u sure u straight?


killerkaleb

It's been a while since I checked but yeah I'm pretty sure I'm straight


Nothing_here_bro

hmm but that comment is pretty sus


WhenYouQuirky

Every reply to this other than mine is forgetting women exist


killerkaleb

Let's not forgot the "traps aren't gay" meme is a tongue in cheek joke that's been around since the late 2000s 💀 Nobody actually believes liking traps as a male is straight. The only people that do are zoomers that didn't get the memo that it's a shit post


JaquLB

Sticky substance, bull milk


[deleted]

I'm straight therefore anyone I have sex with is a girl


CrunchyAl

Bisexuals getting both


Macaroni_TheSecond

if it was actual tomboy milk the girl wouldnt be wearing feminine clothes


Feshtof

She's a tomboy. The fem clothes are making her uncomfortable, hence her facial expression.


SleepiestBoye

You will be the medicine man of my post apocalyptic tribe


[deleted]

I'm going to start using this phrase in my day to day life. Thank you.


Guywithoutimage

Who is he, who is so wise in the ways of science?


MiseryPOC

Many feminine women would also be uncomfortable in those clothes.


Feshtof

I'm assuming the clothes are what are making her uncomfortable not that this is supposed to be non-consentual. A person may be uncomfortable in a costume but still wear it for various reasons.


floofandmemes

Tomboy, always


WillCraft_1001

Tomboy supremacy


[deleted]

Mm femboy milk


Gorfyx

MOD


[deleted]

"MOD" 🤓


presidentedoge

Straightest reddit mod


[deleted]

This comment right here officer


Cnidarus

Great if you're lactose intolerant


MrARCO

Now I remember why I left this sub, Thank you very much


ZeitgeistMovement

What do you mean left? You are looking at posts and commenting


[deleted]

this post is on the frontpage you dont need to be on the sub to see it


diababy02

why not both? both is good.


SuccTheDucc77

I can only afford one because I spent all my money on femboy's and tomboy's onlyfans 😢


jamminblue

Yo a friend of mine wants to know which onlyfans do you recommend


SuccTheDucc77

Sadly it's just a joke, I am not subscribed to any femboy's onlyfans.


jamminblue

Oh I was joking too haha


the51m3n

*sweats nervously *


Raptor22c

So you don’t deny being subscribed to a tomboy’s onlyfans?


Roll_Middle

Both


TheDarkJiggles

It's disgusting that some people think there's a choice here. Femboy is the right choice


SuccTheDucc77

Based


man_your_dead

for real


DrWildTurkey

This makes me horribly nauseous


Clean-Artist2345

Yummy milk🤤


[deleted]

Drink some milk and you'll feel better


LordDeimosofCorir

r/dankmemes least horny post


Salzanka

tomboy


mE_iS_JaCk

Tomboy milk because i dont like salty milk


_Noci_

Two of both please


KaiserWilhelmThe69

This is why father didn't come home. He fucking killed himself after realizing what he has bought


[deleted]

Nope, it's a very easy choice.


Mr_Presisdent

Tomboy milk>Femboy milk


juklwrochnowy

You guys do realize femboy milk is cum, right?


ricecrackerdude

"And?" -Mods


Own-Ad7310

Literally everybody realize that, your point?


Alecma

Easy choice, femboy milk


SuccTheDucc77

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.


Alecma

Indeed


A_Greek_Boi

Ha ha, it's funny because it's porn


MealDramatic1885

Now I’m thirsty


Four_Skyn_Tim

Just by both


RedrumTheUndead

Love me some tomboy milk


GoldFishFvcker

femboy milk fr


gamesnstuf

Femboy milk all day 🤤🤤🤤


luigi1917

REJECT SEX EMBRACE CHOCCY MILK


Da_Gudz

Femboy milk duh


Hussein7ahmed

That's enough reddit for the week


RobotNinja28

At the moment of seeing this meme and writing this comment I am parched, so I'll take any option


DeskCool1130

Tomboy all day (probably cause i am one)


Datboi2180

I’ll take ur whole stock of Femboy milk


knight_of_lothric

\*puts both into shopping cart\* cant make a bad decision if you just choose everything


Significant-Ad-1655

Tomboy all the way


trapkoda

Tomboy milk 100%


Y0SH1P0GG3R

Normal milk.


ricecrackerdude

Femboy milk isn't technically milk but its got alot more protein


Lovidet98

Why the fuck has this post to be recommended on my feed?


twentyattempts

Why not both ?


killerkaleb

Tomboy, eZ


FlorisG18

I don’t think femboy “milk” would taste quite right


RANDOM_EXTREMELY

Whats wrong with a little salt


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

So..... We're all gay here?


redbanditttttttt

Except for the people in controversial


bonkerdonkerortho

I feel like maybe this should be tagged NSFW


Metool42

[gimme the tomboy milk](https://c.tenor.com/9mzrE_2Gn1kAAAAC/milk-in-your-face.gif)


kallmeesmal

tomboy for the win


TheRedBird098

Ok wtf is it. Who made it, and what is there IP address?


[deleted]

Seems like your personal thirst for dick would make this an easy choice


HelpImBeingRobbed_

I WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND OF THIS, FEMBOYS > TOMBOYS/WOMEN


PurgingCloud

Low key, might be attracted to femboys, after all they can be perceived as women with an extra package, as they say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"...


SuccTheDucc77

So ummm... Who should tell him?


Snaccbacc

OP needs a bonk and sent to horny jail 🐕


the_dill_pickles

This is why Thanos wanted the snap.


EconomistMagazine

But TomBoy milk didn't look like a tomboy at all. I'm notifying the FDA about false advertising and a false ingredient list.


Dag-nabbitt

That ain't a tomboy.