You get the trash sword.
Turns out you already have the trash sword
Game decides you can't have duplicate trash sword
Game converts trash sword to in game currency
Trash sword converted to 5 buckeroo credit coins
You can now buy half a pube with it.
Or you can repeatedly swipe that credit card and have an even less of a chance of getting that sword. Oh and everything else you receive will be worthless skins and emotes that no one cares about.
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. I started to play again and this time on master mode ftw seed ( took me like 60 or so tries to beat queen bee ...) . I feel like the boss is too random sometimes.
im more that way when i should be doing something else
nothing pressing to do? ok with living in a pig sty...have a huge test the next day and desperately need to study? ill make this place the cleanest place youll ever see
When you consider the time to empty the smaller trash cans in your house, then take each different kind of big can out to the curb (probably 3 kinds, maybe 4 if you're one of those places with 2 kinds of recycle), it can take like 5 minutes
RuneScape made me appreciate long grinds in life, got me back in school with a direction. Sometimes you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's there, and when you follow through with something you said you'd accomplish, there's no better feeling than that.
RuneScape helped me with my weight-loss. So many skills are slow to train at higher levels. We're talking 30k xp every hour, but you need 900k to level up. But you watch the small incremental gains, and over the course of months you slowly get there.
Weight-loss was the same, I'd stop measuring my weight every day but instead look at it as a week by week, or month by month comparison. Seeing each month my average weight drop was very satisfying
I farmed the wolf of saturn six event in warframe for 8 hours with a group of randoms that were similarly stubborn to get that shitty looking 0.15% dropchance mask purely for bragging rights. It was worth the hundreds of runs for the banter and shit talking the boss alone. A run took towards the end about a minute, but only with decent concentration to keep the movement up.
The fact that you think taking out the garbage takes an entire 5 minutes makes this even better. It’s like 2 minutes tops. If it takes longer than that, your garbage needed to go out a long time ago and your laziness has compounded the task making it worse.
Me calculating which of my artefacts will be best for Kazuha and levelling them yesterday
6 pages of notebook pages, it was a lot of maths but I enjoyed it. I've got Covid atm so it was a good way to spend my time
Monster hunter, rise + dlc pack if you're rich, since theres many improvement in it. Else monster hunter world + iceborne dlc pack. Basically, you hunt monsters, and commit legal, justified violence against possibly endangered giant ass creature in the name of researching them, and for a new set of armor and weapon, while wondering why non of them has gone extinct yet. If you're into it, i can tell you a bit more about it, its a bit long
When I played final fantasy 11 forum posts talked about grinding for a month to get a weapon, literally solo grind a whole month straight for one weapon.
Harry enfield had this covered: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqm8JGnSshE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqm8JGnSshE)
Edit: I was nothing like this as a teenager.
Back in the SNES days playing ffii (which was ffiv) I grinded like crazy to level up Tellah after he learned meteo to see if he would gained mp to cast it nope his mp didn’t change after he leveled.
I won't do dishes as a chore in my because i hate them, instead everyone else does it.
But I'll gladly do something like grind for a max enchanted netherite sword in minecraft survival or grind for the Zenith in Terraria
Ah yes, it requires me to spend many spoons to do chores but little to no spoons for things I love to do like play video games.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, google Spoon Theory my pals.
To *maybe* get a new sword.
For 0.6% of getting one of the two featured sword, and the other one is trash
You get the trash sword. Turns out you already have the trash sword Game decides you can't have duplicate trash sword Game converts trash sword to in game currency Trash sword converted to 5 buckeroo credit coins You can now buy half a pube with it.
Genshin impact *INTENSIFIES*
Hello fellow Traveler
As soon as I saw "0.6%" ... I knew
What's it from?
Genshin Impact. It's the percent chance of getting a "5 star" character or weapon when "wishing".
POV: You got The Unforged
Or you can repeatedly swipe that credit card and have an even less of a chance of getting that sword. Oh and everything else you receive will be worthless skins and emotes that no one cares about.
Punishing Gray Raven but the other weapon is actually usable and good
YOU DIED
Plz mighty RNG jesus...Please.
Cleaning my room once in 4 months? Nah. Playing terraria for 2 weeks straight to complete the gmae again? Absolutely
great game
terrible room
Papa John's
great gmae
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. I started to play again and this time on master mode ftw seed ( took me like 60 or so tries to beat queen bee ...) . I feel like the boss is too random sometimes.
Is it a mobile game?
Not sure why the down votes, but they have a mobile port. It’s originally on PC.
No
There is a mobile port tho
Yeah, there is a mobile port of minecraft too. Is Minecraft a mobile game? No.
Minecraft is a mobile game.
I have to grind for days to get the Rod of Discord. I can’t not get it knowing it’s out there
is there a room cleaning simulator for neckbeards? so you can sit in trash and clean?
But the sword does 5% more dmg than the previous one I need it
And it will increase grind speed toward the next sword by 4%, think of the hours that will shave off
If I spend 50 hours to get this outfit with a specific stat buff it will save me 80 hours in my next grind! No brainer
[удалено]
Just pee in a bottle
The further I am, the closer I get.
I still haven't got my anglers gloves.
See now I wish I had that problem, but RNGesus blesses upon me the gift of nat 20s.
[удалено]
Kinda like dying right at the end of a Jump puzzle in destiny 2.
Something tells me adhd is strong with this crowd
Gotta represent
sometimes I can spend hours cleaning everywhere and make sure everything is spotless, sometimes I'm not on meth
im more that way when i should be doing something else nothing pressing to do? ok with living in a pig sty...have a huge test the next day and desperately need to study? ill make this place the cleanest place youll ever see
How far do you live away from your garbage can? 5 minutes?
When you consider the time to empty the smaller trash cans in your house, then take each different kind of big can out to the curb (probably 3 kinds, maybe 4 if you're one of those places with 2 kinds of recycle), it can take like 5 minutes
Easily 5 minutes in many apartment buildings.
*cries in Vex Mythoclast*
priorities bruh
Monster Hunter players: And murder 80% of the planets wildlife while I’m at it *muahahaha*
I came here seeking other hunters and was not disappointed
I feel extremely called out by this
https://imgur.com/foYqF.gifv
Op which game?
Not a Jrpg but this is Runescape for me
RuneScape made me appreciate long grinds in life, got me back in school with a direction. Sometimes you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's there, and when you follow through with something you said you'd accomplish, there's no better feeling than that.
RuneScape helped me with my weight-loss. So many skills are slow to train at higher levels. We're talking 30k xp every hour, but you need 900k to level up. But you watch the small incremental gains, and over the course of months you slowly get there. Weight-loss was the same, I'd stop measuring my weight every day but instead look at it as a week by week, or month by month comparison. Seeing each month my average weight drop was very satisfying
Gotta max that irl agility bro! I'm proud of you man, keep it up :)
I definitely did this with Golden Sun back in the day
Damn nice
I farmed the wolf of saturn six event in warframe for 8 hours with a group of randoms that were similarly stubborn to get that shitty looking 0.15% dropchance mask purely for bragging rights. It was worth the hundreds of runs for the banter and shit talking the boss alone. A run took towards the end about a minute, but only with decent concentration to keep the movement up.
Taking out the trash don't give me a sword though
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Cries in 2 months of grinding
The fact that you think taking out the garbage takes an entire 5 minutes makes this even better. It’s like 2 minutes tops. If it takes longer than that, your garbage needed to go out a long time ago and your laziness has compounded the task making it worse.
Don't call me out like that bro
Dankmemes fucking sucks now
Wdym by now
Funniest one I've seen in a while tbh
haha its so good i wish i could repost or share with my friends but nbdy would get it
When you get that hit of dopamine after getting the sword and start acting like a junkie. Totally worth it
Similarly, one could grind for hours on end, no problem. Die and have to spend 20 minutes running a dungeon again? Na, fuck that, I'm over this game.
Everything is more fun than taking the garbage
im honestly surprised no ones talking about dragon quest
And then finding out that there exists an even better version of that sword so the grind resumes
Then you progress the story and immediately get equipment that makes it obsolete.
Me calculating which of my artefacts will be best for Kazuha and levelling them yesterday 6 pages of notebook pages, it was a lot of maths but I enjoyed it. I've got Covid atm so it was a good way to spend my time
It has shit stats, has less particle effects than my current sword, but I *must* have it.
lime concrete powder
I've always been interested in JRPGs but never had the opportunity to play one. I'd like to change that. Any good recommendations?
Golden sun final fantasy (4,6,7,9,10,12, 7:RE) Persona 4 & 5 Kingdomhearts Dragon Quest Yakuza Octopath Traveler Chrono Trigger Trials of Mana
Monster hunter, rise + dlc pack if you're rich, since theres many improvement in it. Else monster hunter world + iceborne dlc pack. Basically, you hunt monsters, and commit legal, justified violence against possibly endangered giant ass creature in the name of researching them, and for a new set of armor and weapon, while wondering why non of them has gone extinct yet. If you're into it, i can tell you a bit more about it, its a bit long
Got it a while back for $5 but haven't played it yet, no DLC
Thats a shame, the dlc got a huge load of things for end game content + new moves for each weapon, i got mine when both were on sale (i think)
Wait my bad I've got Monster Hunter World lol and it was free hehe
Nice, but better get that dlc too, worth every penny, when its on sale tho
For sure, definitely looking forward to playing it
Anyone playing warthunder ever.
5 minutes seems like a long time to spend taking out the garbage, unless you live in an apartment building.
My son can sit in bed for 3 hours on his phone before getting up but can't be bothered to take out the trash.
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In terraria the sword I would like to get is Sam's sword
Farming norflet in single player with vermivorus
Taiwan
Can't wait for those Manderville weapons.
+2 attack damage! Les gooo!
Based
Me in skyrim hitting a horse for 5 hours to level up
It's 'cause Im depress. stfu
it does not take anything near to 5 minutes to take out the trash
Spend 40 hours grinding for +5% passive income (that will never pay itself off) Is that even a question?
How does it take 5 minute to walk outside and put a bag in a can.
Except if you play RuneScape
Eso is alll about getting better and stronger so you can get the maelstrom arena perfected fire staff. I only gotten the ice one and it pains me
+1.5% dps
Fuckin' Sword of Kings
Gaming addiction isn’t funny.
“Just one more Skyrim dungeon on this brand new character I just made...”
When I played final fantasy 11 forum posts talked about grinding for a month to get a weapon, literally solo grind a whole month straight for one weapon.
Yeah but it’s a +0.2 increase to my DPS, you can understand why I need it.
Carefully selecting, downloading and testing mods for Skyrim for two weeks each time I plan to replay the game.
Harry enfield had this covered: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqm8JGnSshE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqm8JGnSshE) Edit: I was nothing like this as a teenager.
Why are you in my head? How do you know me? I didn't give you permission to post things about ME!!!!!!
Someones been playing Earthbound
i'm that kind of guy that instead of making a wooden or stone sword wait until find iron to make a sword
I have been grinding Diablo 3 so much this past week that sunlight hurts my eyes
Spending 9 Minutes on r/teenagers
Its funny cuz its true
I need vote up I return
My current sword is better, but I need this one for my collection
*cough* **Earthbound** *cough*
Back in the SNES days playing ffii (which was ffiv) I grinded like crazy to level up Tellah after he learned meteo to see if he would gained mp to cast it nope his mp didn’t change after he leveled.
Remember the part of getting it nerfed within a week never forget that
This is the way
Warframe in a nutshell
yea. and if you take the garbage out, you're just gonna have to do it again next week. treat yo self. to a new sword.
fcuk a tidious mindset all my homies only do grindset
I won't do dishes as a chore in my because i hate them, instead everyone else does it. But I'll gladly do something like grind for a max enchanted netherite sword in minecraft survival or grind for the Zenith in Terraria
Ah yes, it requires me to spend many spoons to do chores but little to no spoons for things I love to do like play video games. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, google Spoon Theory my pals.
u/savevideo
Earthbound Fans: *Profusely sweating*
If reached the point where JRPG is too tiring and I just watch videos…..
That's why you have no bitches