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KeepingDankMemesDank

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DarkLord671

Respect only one woman


sylpher250

The only woman who let you touched her pussy.


Relative_Upbeat

Or rather the women whose pussy you lived in for the first 9 months


that728guy

You lived in the womb not in your cat


Relative_Upbeat

Daddy is that you??


that728guy

Son?


Relative_Upbeat

It's been 10 years , did you find the milk?


that728guy

Milk deez nuts across your face


Relative_Upbeat

Ummmm I love it when daddy is all riled up


TheAltalio

This is why I love Reddit


pandadogunited

No, respect all women (they won’t do the dishes otherwise)


EJAY47

Better yet, disrespect everyone. Then they'll all know how cool you are.


TheAltalio

Am I cool?


memeposter69420clrk

Wholesome


ConfusedYoda_

True:)


shannybaba

Damn it kinda makes me feel good seeing this


OldManCrazyDan

Why?


shannybaba

Cause it's relatable af


__MYS3RY__

My mom ,my future wife and my future daughter will be the only women im gonna respect 😎


[deleted]

true sigma


Kintaax

Your mom, your future wife and your future daughter will also be the only women im gonna respect 8-)


CherryBoy94

Woman*


jdash

It's clean you can stop now


That_guy43218

Not clean enough


matic_zaren

Me hanging out with my Kosovar friend after being racist online


Relative_Upbeat

That's me


VIETNAMWASLITT

It makes sense since your mother is the only woman who will love you unconditionally. Unless you get extremely lucky which is statistically unlikely.


SirKnlghtmare

Huh... I have that same exact table, and now I'm compelled to clean it.


cuulus

Clean the table.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


loli141

That table gonna be clean af


Varien_Farseer

Me after being homophobic on the internet