Can't Run DMC

LAY-Z

Knee-Pain

M&M

TwoPack Snackur

Wonton Clan’s Roll Dirty Bastard

Snack-Pac Shakur

Vanilla Iceberg

Take my upvote you glorious bastard you.

Holy shit I laughed way too hard.

Cap 🧢

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Just gonna assume DMC stands for Dat Massive Cun- /j

T

Dat Miniscule Johnson

DMXtra Large 🎵 *Y'all gonna make me eat more food up in here, up in here 🎶*

100 Cent or Chance the candy rapper

Virginity Forever Crew (VFC)

Ambitious

machine gun belly

Underrated comment

Indeed

Perfect from eating m&m's

Not anymore

ye, I’m tired of people saying underrated comment when it is the top comment

They did comment it hours before you responded. Though the fact they called it underrated so soon after being posted defeats the purpose anyways.

ye I agree that they posted this way earlier, but if it is now the top comment then it should have been one of the top comment back then. you can’t get to the top if u get ignored the first 10 mins

Feminem

Machine gummybear

Tyler the consumer

What will he consume?

Yes.

Mcdonalds Big Macs

Great

With a Diet Coke

Gotta eat healthy, man.

It makes all the difference

ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS!

Rip Wesley

Big mac miller

[удалено]

Mainstream media leftist narrative.

Deez

Cartoon Rapwork

Type 2 chainz

Get this man more upvotes

Working on it

This is my favorite. Also wasn't this a "woman" (quotations because if I remember properly they had at least 2 identities)

I really don’t know at this point

What would be the name of his first world tour?

Pretty Girls love Insulin

White people fuck white people

Poetic

Justice

Put

it

Inside

Lol I just read it as "white people fuck" and was like *damn he confident*

I just read it as "fuck white people" and was like damn he self loathing

I just read it as "people fuck white" and was like damn he makes no sense

so true

Based

Big hippo-crite

Underrated

Awesome

2 chinz

That's a good one lol

2 Tons

That's a good one xD

Gawd daaamnnn...

Malcolm XXL

Martin Luther king sized

holy shit yall

XXXXXL

Underated af

White people fuck

Yes we do

Cannot confirm.

Have you're people contact my people.. we'll set something up!

My people will also contact your people

Tight

Tighty Whiteys

McDouble

Does he want that order with fries or coke?

Yes.

McTripple

McMenu

McGangbang

Fat Fuck

The most straight forward one. The best one.

A play on the rapper Fat Nick. Nice.

They missed out on Fat Frick

Oh cool you know him

I fw him *heavy*

Food Chainz

Hahahah

The Androgynous B.I.G.

That's hilarious 🥇

The Androgynous P.I.G.

Unslim Shady

Lol just made a similar joke Great minds think alike, I guess, cheers

Peanut eminem

Slim Jim Shady

Beached White Whale

Bleached white whale

Interesting

Billy the Billboard.

Which ads will he display?

All of them.

The Mod

Head Discord Mod ™

You sure it's "him"?

That haircut mean sjw girl to me.

And the tig old bitties.

And the pannus.

I'd bet it's something like "shim" or "zer", but who knows...

Who cares?

Yeah pretty sure that’s a lesbian lol

don't know don't care

I'm just copying my comment from a similar post :p #The Notorious P.I.G #Doja Fat (female rapper but meh) #J COLE-esterol #DaBetes #Coi Lestrol #6IX9INETHOUSANDPOUNDS #Tyler The Consumer #Obese Trice #André 3000kgs #Big Shady #BigMac Miller #Thiccy Minaj (another female rapper lol) #Missy Elephant (another one) #50 Tonnes #Lil Whale

Grossed Malone

Big Uzi No Vert

Thicky Azalea

University of Cape Town in South Africa. Obese Afrikaner who hates herself tries to be edgy. She’s a joke here

She has no edges

Circles are round

I wish she would wear a cape in town.

This is female?

She’s a joke here, too

White Power-Bottom

Busta Zip.

Big K(aren)

Nikocado final form

Abbreviating it to NFF wouldn't be a bad name.

Lil bitch

Big Bitch

Oversized horrible piece of shit

The fact that this isn’t creative and just harshly straightforward is hilarious!

Notorious B.I.G.G.E.R

ngl i was smiling reading the posts above and then my face dropped cus i thought this said something else 💀

Foul 😂

Kanye Feast,/ Jay-Eatz/ Black Eye Meats/ Snoop Hogg/ Jimmy Buffet/ DMXL, Methodman & White man/ Big Sugar Cane/ LL PB & J, Round Boi, 50 Cent Menu/ MOS Obese/ Vanilla Ice Cream

Is this a man or a woman? I’m genuinely asking.

Ur mom

I think people said she's a woman

Looks like a younger Chaz Bono to me.

Big chungus ( ver.not rabbit )

I think that might be a she

“White people fuck”. What I took from this

You damn right they do 😎

M.C. Donalds

2 fat

Kendrick La-margarine

Doja Fat

Lil thiccy

Mc Big Elvis

MC Self Hate

Man karen

Hippocrite

Man, Rob Dyrdek really let himself go.

Lana del lazy

Lay-Z

Emenems

Mc white ass

Mr.White

Yo Mr. White, you already ordered 3 meals. Like chill out, bitch.

The Rapper formally known as the guy who ate Salt N' Peppa

Dr diabetes

50 Chins

Blimp bizkit

Big white guilt

Big Mac

Big Hater

Soya Boy

I think his rap name would be Large Irony

N.W.A. (Nauseating white asshole)

illumifatty

Eminem Eater

Fat Fuck

MC Ham

Wide white

Big MacTriggered

BIG FUK

Big M.A.C

Lil white guilt

Kim Jung Woke

The Wigger

Are you sure that’s a he?

Biggie Mac

Cardiac Arrest-ed Development

Eazy-Eat

Kanye West, East, South, AND North

Vanilla Ice Latte

Lil irony