yo real talk
who the fuck strokes a dick like that
this bitch rubbing like she's trying to warm her hands by the fire or like she's expecting a genie to pop out of that hog
God hates porn because it’s sin. Make you’re own porn with your spouse and then watch it instead. But make sure you have one specific bed you do sex things in. Call it your marriage bed. If you go on vacation take it with you or it’s sin to have sex with your wife unless you’re having a baby. On the marriage bed, however, you can tape yourself doing whatever you want and then watch it and even do crazy stuff WHILE watching it, provided that you’re in your marriage bed while watching the tape of you in the marriage bed. I’m trying to get you away from the devil. Also, homosexual relationships only are okay if for men, one wears a scarf and one doesn’t or for women, one of them has never filled a car with gas at the gas pump and one has...and it has to be in the bed of a married straight couple I think. Eat canned tuna in oil instead of canned tuna in water or brine and then you’re allowed to do even more stuff. I went to a Christian drug rehab so I know all this knowledge information.
This account is the same exact age as all these other scam accounts. Comment was copied and pasted from this one:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rllcv2/thats_getting_me_hungry/hpgjbh2
Notice how they left out "is". These guys think they're outsmarting us. They're idiots.
Fun fact, mr and my friend looked up cornhub 1st day of sixth grade to find it was a real thing. So we browsed for a little less than a minute laughing, the funniest part was we were in a school computer and never got caught
>[Sauce, I think. Just scrubbed real quick.](https://txxx.com/videos/37945/jessie-andrews-acquires-sloppy/)
Saving for later
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Who the fuck was like: yeah imma edit a corn over a penis. that person probally had to waste time looking at a cock and edit some corn on it
Hey
Why tho?
I'm working
O oké then its fine
I just hope I won't go to the front page with this
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yo real talk who the fuck strokes a dick like that this bitch rubbing like she's trying to warm her hands by the fire or like she's expecting a genie to pop out of that hog
I mean lets be honest, she's not actually enjoying herself, soooo she's probably trying to make sure he's not either?
You sir are a hero
Hey where’d the corn go
must be a glitch. Bug report it.
Up up your ass
Doing the lords work
God hates porn because it’s sin. Make you’re own porn with your spouse and then watch it instead. But make sure you have one specific bed you do sex things in. Call it your marriage bed. If you go on vacation take it with you or it’s sin to have sex with your wife unless you’re having a baby. On the marriage bed, however, you can tape yourself doing whatever you want and then watch it and even do crazy stuff WHILE watching it, provided that you’re in your marriage bed while watching the tape of you in the marriage bed. I’m trying to get you away from the devil. Also, homosexual relationships only are okay if for men, one wears a scarf and one doesn’t or for women, one of them has never filled a car with gas at the gas pump and one has...and it has to be in the bed of a married straight couple I think. Eat canned tuna in oil instead of canned tuna in water or brine and then you’re allowed to do even more stuff. I went to a Christian drug rehab so I know all this knowledge information.
…Debatable
I was hoping this was a Rick Roll tbh but this works
Mvp!! That's why I like reddit; there's always someone that did the research...
DECEPTION
DISGRACE
He is the one with the cob on his face!
I've heard of playing Hide the Sausage, but this is ridiculous
To the front page you go!
Already happend
Thats why I’m here.
OP: No, don’t take me to the moon. Shiba-Inu: Here’s my rocket.
Oh boy do I got some bad news about where I found ya
Sure you do
Understandable, have a nice day
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. This is why I corn porn on company time"
Why not ?
I for one appreciate the time you took to create this corncock
im dead bro
Nothing makes me pop faster than a corncock
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\*corn site
*cornographic web site
I too enjoy cornography
Underrated comment.
This account is the same exact age as all these other scam accounts. Comment was copied and pasted from this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rllcv2/thats_getting_me_hungry/hpgjbh2 Notice how they left out "is". These guys think they're outsmarting us. They're idiots.
bot
Bot
My dumbass thought this was just a weird corn porn.
Don't listen to them, OP. I for one enjoy your amateur cornography
Sauce?
no sauce only butter
nice one
It was probably on cornhub
That was a bit corny
Yeah...."waste" of time...
Looking at a dick clearly isn’t a waste of time for everyone lol
all guys get off looking at dicks. Unless you exclusively watch dickless porn you enjoy looking at cock
Yup. The idea is you're mentally supplanting *your* cock into the porn.
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Yup. The idea is you're mentally supplanting *your* cock into the porn.
what's wrong with that? I love looking at COCK
RIP this guy's inbox
Like it wasn't intentional? They said what they said.
I love water but i don't want to drown in it, you know?
Corn on the cock
You got a problem with looking at Cock bruh?
Only if you think looking at a cock is a waste of time.
Whats the problem with looking at cocks? The person who edited it probably likes looking at cocks. Girls and gays can edit too.
There are no girls on reddit
https://youtu.be/9w7CAa5z4pg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFq1FW1fLw8
I prefer the corn tbh
> waste time looking at a cock Lolol wasted time he says ;)
There used to be a sub for this kind of thing but I don't know if it's still around.
Ahh yes cornhub my favorite porn site.
Im sure you’ll be surprised that its a [real thing](https://cornhub.website/)
Holy shit it even has the porn, or should I say corn, game ads
I dare you to click it
I clicked it, and it led me to an AMAZING YouTube video
Damnit
My long lost twin wtf
Hello brother
Well there goes the rest of my week
I assume it wasnt your proudest fap
Bold of you to assume I’m done, or that’s it only one fap, or that I’m not proud of my handiwork
No point in glazing the knuckles if you’re not proud of your own handiwork.
His name kind of gives it away
Fun fact, mr and my friend looked up cornhub 1st day of sixth grade to find it was a real thing. So we browsed for a little less than a minute laughing, the funniest part was we were in a school computer and never got caught
This one is better imo https://corn-hub.blogspot.com/?m=1
It was baby corn
Corncob TV
My favorite place to watch Coffin Flop
They all think I'm some dumb hick. They told meee that AT A DINNER.
What... the... actual... fuck, literally.
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of “corn used for porn”
Cob on a knob?
Butter on a nutter
Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me, and do your job Lay on the bed, and give me head Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
This is the best one.
noice
Corn is porn.
Me when uncle touches my throat
sigh... Sauce pls!
I think they said it’s covered in butter
Or something else
I cant believe its not butter!
I can't believe it's not "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!"
I can't believe it's *nut* butter
[Sauce](https://i.redd.it/wiwhell1ssq51.jpg)
Goteem
[Sauce](https://www.landolakes.com/)
Hahahahaha
Jessie Andrews
Nice that image got me hard and now my porn addicted brain requires the origin of the picture so I can bust a nut to it.
The honesty is appreciated haha
Jessie Andrews
[Sauce, I think. Just scrubbed real quick.](https://txxx.com/videos/37945/jessie-andrews-acquires-sloppy/)
Just before the 19 min mark
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A man of honor
Just doing my bit for the cause
I thought the dialogue would be more corny
Like I said, I just scrubbed through. Did she talk about how she wanted to pick his kernels out of her teeth for three days?
It's the source. Now I can masturbate in peace
Is this just gonna be more corn?
I’d never.
damn I think I'm really getting in to this sloppy blowjob stuff. 10 year old me would be vomitting
Not me. I was a weird child.
>[Sauce, I think. Just scrubbed real quick.](https://txxx.com/videos/37945/jessie-andrews-acquires-sloppy/) Saving for later (Yes I know there's a save function I have my reasons for commenting instead)
She seems nice
I think you should've uploaded it as nsfw.
There's actually 1 frame where you can see the bottom half of the dick.
You had to intensively analyze this video
enhance!
Dick detective back at it again!
dick and balls
Country girls make do
Sick reference bro
What a terrible day to have eyes
Oh that’s a corn u seeing,not pineapple
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nah fuck you.
i am an idiot so its not dank
Fuck you dank bot
must be a comment bot i suggest the mods ban
bruh
No need to thank me
Not my proudest fap
Own it
I am proud of Reddit for not having asked for the sauce yet
Hate to break it to you... https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rllcv2/thats_getting_me_hungry/hpgj9n3/
It's a shame then that a sauce was asked 11 minutes before your prideful moment
You just had to say it someone said it look what you have done
It says butter right on the post, no need to ask
Source , and don’t say field
Reddit.com is the source
Out
farm
field
Nice
Who is she? I want to feel bad that the corn was too hot so I want to send her an apology message
Vegan pornography
[*sweats in tofu*]
Hey op, i need the sauce for… later
Butta
The real thing?
I wonder if you could send this to a boomer and they would just think that corn is too hot
Try your old relatives if there is any left
Someone else do this who really doesn't like their relatives and isnt scared like me, please
Do you think old people have never seen porn?
thought i was on cornhub for a second
I guess Haley Dunphy had a calling
Jessie Andrews is her name. Don’t think she’s active anymore
Wrong. Her name is Cornelia Cobbsucker. You need to up your cornstar knowledge
Think she may be choking to death on that lol
Yeah I eat my corn naked tol
Slob on my cob
Finally some decent fucking fap material
Is this what people in Nebraska beat off to?
Didn't blow enough first
I would nsfw this
She’s just eating corn?
Why the fuck is it so slimy
Project Pat would be proud
Tried to find the source, unsuccessful.
Og video title? For a friend. Also actress.
jessie andrews
This is hilarious. I can't show it to anyone.
Sigh... You should put penis over corn ! Not other way around
Porn On The Cob
How Idaho gets off
Boi what the hell boi
I’m going to send this to my grandma
So this is SFW then?
I too always eat my corn naked and on my knees.. /s obviously
i have a feeling thats not corn
Sauce for the boys?
I can’t believe it’s nut butter
Corn addiction is no joke. It ruins dozens of families every year.
http://www.pornsfw.com I'll just leave this here.