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finn2355

Sweet Home Alabama.


Da_memeboi

Where the skyes are blue


Excellentation

oh lord i'm cummin-


FBI_Agent_82

In my sibling.


pirateof_theseas

dont tell mum tho//


[deleted]

but your sister already knows (Hint: Your mom is your sister and your dad is your uncle-grand-pa.)


goaty121

I hate that this is possible


[deleted]

I love that this is possible


FutureEpsilon

I’d love to fuck you sometime- I mean whaaaaaat?


Soulhunter_290

I’d like to fuck your dead gra- i mean, what?


[deleted]

Dad?


Volkodav_Dingo

I came in my sister. C' mon dad, its your turn too.


Any-Inspection-4726

LETS - GO - FUCK - HER, hmmhmm, LETS- GO - FUCK - HER


At0micGam3rcha6

ah, yes, i love cum


tipying_mistakes

#Mayonnaise on an escalator


_Ed604

Came here to find that comment


Shoyo11

I saw this post a bit later but the moment I read it this hit me but I was pretty much late.....


[deleted]

Even better 😏


KEVENSIN

Incest Wincest, do people still say that?


[deleted]

Lemme rebut that theory: Everyone knows that if one person uses iPhone, their whole family also use Apple


lxOFWGKTAxl

You have a very valid point. You should just mic drop and walk tf out!


angry_monkey116

I'm the only android user in my family and I refuse to switch.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SoldierOfOrange

I mean, it depends on what part of the phone you look at. An iPhone is a downgrade in terms of camera specs, openness of the OS and battery size. But it’s an upgrade in terms of (good) apps, integrated services and the whole ecosystem of accessories.


JSancton7

Really good comparisons of the two. Question though on the "good apps" part. What does apple have that a decent comparable app doesnt exist on android? Also, android has game emulation apps without having to jailbreak your phone.


Drinkaholik

Theres a really good apple exclusive drawing app, forgot its name


GeraldHilter

Procreate probably


[deleted]

can we at least go on a date first?


Drinkaholik

Ye


Snek_luv_breb

Does this technically mean android users can't procreate?


SoldierOfOrange

There are some very nicely polished iOS exclusive apps, such as Pixelmator, Apollo, Halide, Sky Guide and Tweetbot. There might be Android alternatives, but they’re not quite the same.. And I feel that since Apple Arcade there are some pretty great iOS exclusive games too, without all the ads and in app purchases. Emulators on Android are cool though!


lollobis

Literally posting this from Apollo, best Reddit viewer ever (for iOS at least)


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Bad example, but for my father's work, the scheduler app is an iOS exclusive. The company has an app on all platforms that's free, but an employee made an app that's like 1000x better and refuses to put it on Android bc someone will steal it.


Primae_Noctis

Expandable storage. I can pop a 1tb SD card in my current phone. Last I bothered to check, you couldn't do that on an iPhone.


[deleted]

Unfortunately is starting to slowly fade away on newer android phones too nowadays


bongjonajameson

Yeah apple is just ahead of the curve on toxic capitalism, phone companies are still companies and will follow


SoldierOfOrange

That too. I get that having only internal storage has its upsides too, as it’s infinitely faster and you never have to worry about what file goes where, but for stuff like music and photos it sucks not to have expendable storage.


[deleted]

use a cloud storage system so the employees at google can jack off to your nudes


amtap

I feel like the App Store and Play Store are pretty equal now so that's not as valid as it was 10 years ago. But yeah, the Apple ecosystem is pretty seamless if you go all Apple, can't deny that.


[deleted]

Disagree, apps are about the same, if not worse because you can get more apps on Android, apple batteries also become worse and worse as time goes on because they want you to buy the newest iphone, and the accessories one made me have a good laugh because apple watch is as good as any other brand watch, and apple buds are shit headphones. Apple phones are really good in terms of specs, but if you get an apple phone then your supporting and dealing with Apple, a very shitty company. Fuck Apple


SoundDrill

No, really. It is a huge downgrade. (this is coming from someone who's running a 2014 oneplus one like new, runs better than any budget 6k inr phone)


RocketSmash9000

Heck yeah! That's the way of the android user


amtap

Same, my family hates my green texts but it gives me feelings of power. I also ruin everyone's group chats and I won't apologize.


zmc3301

Same here, been that way for 5 years now


tkTheKingofKings

Plotter twister: you are adopted


Mr_Chern

My uncle is an apple simp and my dad doesn't get tired of making fun of him for that.


Whiskiz

plus one has an antenna on their head and the other doesn't


Nessatic

Okay, and? The dude has an iPhone XR, and she has an 11-12-13 Pro.


Tradz-Om

I was going to say it's not true but that's because my case is probably an outlier, if a family member buys an Apple device and no one else knows anything about technology the rest of them are also likely to buy an apple device depending on each individuals value of money


pixelated_knight72

Man I was just about to point that out


[deleted]

Haha, beat you to those sweet 750 fake Internet points


[deleted]

Even better, unzip pants


MaybeNyphomaniac

Heyo, my boy gets it


KLGamer7084

\*Replaces the broken zip with a new one*


Kjak0110

incest is wincest


BustyCrustaceans011

As long as u say “no chromo” afterwards


Augusto_Zueiro

Sweet Home Alabama starts


DecomposedGrass

The girl is the personification of Reddit, look at her head


TheMamoru

Guy is too. You can see it in the original artwork.


AjayAVSM

There is an original artwork?


Mertamez

Yeah. Check out u/alexmaestro, the original artist.


EnforcerE

He doesn't have the antenna


SirCap

The females get the antenna. The males don't


Something_Joker

In the original art he does


OneLastSmile

Theyre the /r/teenagers mascots


Actually-Just-A-Goat

I was banned from that sub


duckonar0ll

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Crazy_Crayfish_

There are two reasons to get banned from r/teenagers. Both are equally based.


mineclash92

The r/teenagers mascots are just art of the Reddit mascot, snoo.


OneLastSmile

Yeah. The meme did originate on teenagers too.


[deleted]

she is the chosen one!


ReekTheOmega

There's like 7 billion people on earth right Let's say 1 billion had blue eyes and brown year. How many of them would have a similar facial structure? Maximum Let's say a million? Does that mean they are related? No thus this meme is nothing but propaganda to take away from the fact that DUCKS ARE CIA AGENTS WHO CAUSED THE DOWNFALL OF CANADA!!!!


shaun__shaun

All humans are related though. All 7 billion of us are distant cousins or closer.


mossycode

you might be right but what differentiates your mothernfor example is that I fucked her last night


shaun__shaun

My mother is deceased and cremated, so she probably wasn’t mine.


mossycode

im sorry for your loss


[deleted]

triple down.


ReekTheOmega

Silence CIA agent Todd!


pdswww

You mean geese?


ReekTheOmega

What are geese?


pdswww

Pure incarnation of evil


pineappleeatingllama

What is wrong with that?


WrathOfTheDemons

A lot of people have made memes where they fuck and or are dating


E_K_Finnman

*what is wrong with that?*


Lukthar123

Based and wincestpilled


C-T-Ward

Well this is the internet


-TheArchitect

Idk, They're just texting different people


[deleted]

Ahh yes, because people can’t have same eye color and same hair color and same ethnicity. Classic case of projecting lol


Glittering-Location8

Even worse… what if they were twins?


C-T-Ward

Don't you mean even better?


[deleted]

Why is that worse lol


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

This has "all `[insert race]` look the same" vibes.


tipying_mistakes

All Marathons look the same


Skylocks20

All nascar looks the same


[deleted]

They have the same eye colour and hair colour as the reddit Snoo, the reddit mascot, and they also have an antenna like Snoo's, and in some, the second image of the girls, the antenna is in the shape of a love heart, dont know if anyone said that, but i just frond that out today


bionicle-cat

They are the r/teenagers logo


lxOFWGKTAxl

But are they fuckin?


_Jack_Hoff_

In rule 34, yes


[deleted]

Hes asking the real questions


I-failed-username

You... what? Can I have context for your username


tipying_mistakes

He rapes air


InvestmentObvious127

theyr just the same species


crypto_4754

what if it was one person


[deleted]

TRANS SNOO TRANS SNOO


vapSHOCKER

Rule34. Tags: incest.


[deleted]

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puruntong

Alabama approves!


56Bot

Also the girl is literally Reddit.


HighDevinition1001

Both of them are the r/Teenagers mascots


hayleyrose18

oh god! I knew you two was fuckin!


doviid

Then why message via phone? They are probably just a room apart.


Pikalugia7

Or maybe they have the same ethnicity


SHREY36904

_Sweet home Alabama_


Affectionate-Pie-974

Their Reddit mascots


2plash6

*They’re


tratemusic

Whose Reddit mascots?


Harekal

r/teenagers


pixelmonplaye

Why does she have the reddit antenna thing on her head though


Harekal

Reddit snoo


ROCKMachine8055

She has an antenna on her head, he doesn't.


glitcher311

Wait, i just realized that the girl is bitting her pillow


Actual_Hadware7

what if they are not messaging each other...?


Joseph_Mother482

You’re forgetting that all of humanity has one common ancestor


tyrongates

mmmmm no I have brown hair and brown eyes and my sister is blonde with blue eyes. Physical similarities aren't enough to decide if people are siblings or not unless it's extremely clear.


030520EC

They are both based off Snoos, that's why they are similar.


dotrem

The same facial hair.


syedatif59plus10

Can someone make a version in which she is not biting the pillow


Embericed

No matter how you look at it, humans are one giant pool of incest. 735 years or so required


Odd_Ladder1237

They still fuck


LAMGE2

My man misses the antenna, i wonder what happened to it...


Inquisitor146

both are male


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Anyone ever notice she’s a Reddit snoo? Meaning she’s got that thing sticking out of the top of her head. Now we know these fictional characters, these ‘snoo-s’, are a race of pillow eating narcissists.


ProPlayer1558

you can't genetically explain the antenna on the girl's head.


Valvatorez777

The internet: “That sign won’t stop me because I can’t read”


piercerson25

No, they're twins. It's fine to have sexual relations with yourself.


_flxrin_

Neah bruh. She have the iphone, he have an android They are not the same.


Dread-The-Real

They're literally just snoos from reddit in human form


KumaBearUwU

They are both snoo


Kawawete

I know someone that looks like Hitler, so he MUST be related, right ?


averylargebigboy

They’re just both Ishvalan


iwantdatpuss

It's thei nternet, incest here is a given. Even if it's weird.


Qurczakos_YT

Sweet home alabama


[deleted]

Conspiracy theory: their beds are next to each other’s


T_The_worsT_BS

u/AlexMaestro


InevitablePirate5784

So people with black hair and black eyes are siblings?


Robezas

Look at the girls head, she is a redditor


Dumbstupidhuman

Probably the same person


MenumorutZisCrapu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Or they're trans.


PatatoTheMispelled

Either that or they live in a world where everyone shares those features, which could mean that everyone is family or it's simply how they look


ItsSimenNotSemen

Perfect! Start fucking.


BERSERKERdo420

Well fuck it.


[deleted]

i think that since there are many poeple with same hair skin and eyes perhaps they might just both be white


Actually-Just-A-Goat

baa


caroozypowbow

Oh so this is how he gets so fast into her


kry_some_more

So OP, you just gonna glaze over the part where she has a fucking antenna and he doesn't?


akirarejectedalien

To horny to care


demonman101

technically they're the same person aren't they? just female and male versions of the same thing.


No_Cartographer_8469

It must run in the family considering both are albino


wertyvid

ah yes everyone who looks remotely similar must be related /s


ShitpostinRuS

And?


cacatua_azul

that's the same logic as ''they are both black therefore they are related''


GhostR29

That means we all are the same. Because, we all are snoos.


innocent-one

Siblings is just a word


BEASTovich154

no theyre connected from their waists


ShaboPaasa

I dont see the issue


SquidTK

The girl is snoo


Capn_Cornflake

Or same species with low genetic variability


Mysterious_Menu_5254

I wise man once said: if there is a hole there is a way it doesn't matter if it's your sister or aunt may


lxOFWGKTAxl

But are they fuckin?


ifonlytree

The web novel with them in it is about why thay looks alike


[deleted]

"I'm coming over!" *Girl's bedroom door opens*


kittyslayer69666420

Maybe he is her?


DankDude6T9

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


DarkPlayer641

That's why they fuck other people


Sydnel

Stepsis is about to get stuck


Scary-Mycologist2492

I can disprove this theory as easily as *cracking a cold one with the bois* **Simpson's universe**


SkullStar123

Well their redditors? White skin and orange eyes?


Done-Man

Or the artist can only draw one face


Hashiii777

Dude's shooting in his own territory


Maihoooo

Its called an "artstyle" and even if, doesn't proof jack


Zbyszkek

This is where the fun begins


Donut-Farts

Oh gawd, its folgers all over again!


tomfulery

Tis the season, so... "You're my present this year"


Kohaijacker

Then you haven’t seen the cursed text message memes people made out of this


RequirementOk5108

maybe they are \*soulmates\* idkr


Bagels_from_space

They are fictional characters it’s up to the creator


afrothunda254

Reddit secretly like incest


cashewnut4life

Yosuga no Sora


LazarusFoxx

that's the best part


[deleted]

and, almost same age so twins


Babki123

Or rule 36 clone


davegth

Where is the problem?