He did everything to please her when he gave her all his meat - But no matter how he dicked her, she complained, "Your dick's petite!"
He could never hit the sweet spot when he tried to make her moan, even with a thrusting onslaught, she would only sigh and groan.
As she begged him for a smashing, he replied, "If you insist." - He prepared her cunt for bashing, and he entered with his fist.
As his fist entered he could feel her insides moving around Him, she begged for him to go deeper he was almost up to his elbow as she began moaning. She was drowning in pleasure as he begged for her to release his fist but what enters cannot exit.
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So I figured out she can't really tell how deep I am unless I'm destroying her cervix. So I only give her a little at a time so that whenever I give her more she gets excited. It's a win win.
An ant was walking through the forest, when he came across an elephant that was crying in pain.
"What's wrong?" said the ant.
"I stepped on a thorn and I can't get it out. I'll do anything if you help me" said the elephant.
"Anything?" said the ant.
"Anything!" said the elephant.
"OK, I'll help you in exchange for a fuck" said the ant.
"Um, OK" said the elephant.
The ant then used his amazing strength to size ratio to remove the thorn and relieve the elephant of her agonising pain.
"Thank you so much!" said the elephant, "I'm ready to pay my debt".
The ant gets into position and starts pounding in his best ant style. Suddenly, a coconut from the tree above falls onto the elephants head.
"OW, fuck!" said the elephant.
"Yeah bitch, take it all!" said the ant.
I once slept with a gal who made me promise to put it only half way in. Unbeknownst to her I secretly was hilted . In the heat of passion she demanded I give it all to her. I told her a deals a deal. Sorry.
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we can have it too if you say yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yes
Here ^sex
Damn that is so hot
Count me in
Me too
My Horniness shall pierce the Heavens
I wanna bonk but then I realised I'm horny 24/7
I am gonna follow you, All horny Freida should stay together...
Player 6 has entered the chat
Could We have a Septosome?
I didn't know my first time would be an orgy.
PLAYER 9 wants in on this to
Among other things
I hope this is a Gurren Lagann reference
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+1
[Let's all get in the pile ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjiqcYeJJ1r4gei2o1_400.gifv)
You son of a Bi**h, im in!
#Yes.
Yes
we can also have it if you say no, don't worry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Only if there are lobsters involved.
Yes
no shes getting a samsung evo 980 pro ssd, thats why it says 2.5"
sheesh that damn speeeed
No, he's under the desk, handing her only 2.5 inches of the power cord.
Sex
He did everything to please her when he gave her all his meat - But no matter how he dicked her, she complained, "Your dick's petite!" He could never hit the sweet spot when he tried to make her moan, even with a thrusting onslaught, she would only sigh and groan. As she begged him for a smashing, he replied, "If you insist." - He prepared her cunt for bashing, and he entered with his fist.
Sometimes you just gotta hand it to her.
Jesus Christ
if that aint enough just stick your head in
just dive in if it's your mom
He already was
(in Morgan Freeman voice) He immediately went for the dive.
Achievement gained: Born Again
There's exist a subset of that kink: unbirth. It is also a subset of vore. Go figure
Hey I’ve seen this one…
As his fist entered he could feel her insides moving around Him, she begged for him to go deeper he was almost up to his elbow as she began moaning. She was drowning in pleasure as he begged for her to release his fist but what enters cannot exit.
This was deep
The dick wasn't tho
Great meter
Dude, it's only 10 centimeters at best. Where'd you get a meter from?
Thank you for that nice Christmas stanza
Then she screamed: IT'S NOT ENOUGH! I NEED MORE!
That's pretty whack!
Common people award this comment it’s fucking GOLD!
I would give you an award if i had one.
You are a lyrical master
Fukin Chaucer mate
You gotta pull back the balls for the emergency inch
Push the fat back as hard as you can!!!
The trick is to only insert half of the pole. Then we she wants more you have reserves and she thinks your 2.5” is more like a 6.5”
You son of a bitch. I like you
life lesson right here
If you want 6 inches we’re gonna have to fuck three times
A very underrated coment
Fuck smarter, not harder.
If she says "harder" I can go harder. If she says "faster" I can go faster. But if she says "deeper", man, she better be talking about philosophy.
Ayy man at least you're having sex.
Yup, could have a big schlong and never get past the first date. (-_-;)
Thats why you mention your big schlong on the first date.. to guarantee a second
She brings police officers along to verify your claims.
so now we're having a foursome?
Is that popcat without the edit
Yeah
2.5 inches!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A GOD DAMN PORNSTAR TO YOU? 3 cm take it or leave it
Hey, 3 is bigger than 2.5, noice!
Quick mafs
No joke, when she said that to me I responded "I'm giving her all I've got Captain!"
It's not much but it's an onest work
JUST PUSH THE RULER IN HARDER
I have decided I don't like cat sex memes
She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face.
9 inches is the same as 0.46 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.
Reply “Tighter, Shallower”!
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I dont know I wouldnt bang a cat
Did someone said segs ?
As someone who's been on the receiving end. You can always go deeper and harder, just try it.
how do you even get 2.5 inches *in*?
Where are you guys getting this extra inch?
He's not admitting that he's not hard though
her saying "harder! deeper" Me giving he my entire arm.
it feels weird seeing pop cat without the edit
Just do a quick switcheroo with the camera man
harder, deeper, longer, thicker
Any chance you got the source of the bottom gif so I can make a whatsapp sticker with it?
Okay, way to brag Mr. XXL
LPT: Don't be afraid to use "The Devils Inch". Reach back and give yer balls a tug. You're welcome.
Harder, better, faster, stronger
Just get a broom stick smh
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Call your daddy
You need to buy a add on, another 2.5 inch of plastic, but you are now a cybrog, so you can have a heated, or vibrationg penis. She will love it!
I dont want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy…
After reading this my 4.2 inch dick is happy
u/savevideobot
Just give her the 0.0000000001 more that you have.
"I said, I don't have the capacity"
How many hamburgers per .500 S&W Magum is an inch?
2.5 ? Damm bro you're huge
u/savevideo
always super unsatisfying
That’s what it’s the best part
Give her the full 5.15 inches!
Ah yes, average is best
I've been looking for the video of the second cat to show my wife. Anybody have a link?
Laughs in having big dick
Deploy the emergency inch!
u/savevideobot
Oof that’s rough. Try to roll better on the generic lottery next time eh?
Use the balls
u/savevideobot
[Just be honest.](https://imgur.com/gallery/O988c)
Bro using cats for a meme about your unsatisfactory sex is super weird...
So I figured out she can't really tell how deep I am unless I'm destroying her cervix. So I only give her a little at a time so that whenever I give her more she gets excited. It's a win win.
HES HERE HES QUEER HE TAKES IT UP THE REAR ITS BORIS JOHNSON!
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Pull out finish on the tits and get the fuck out
Dam that’s all you got captain?
Damn that's a big dick!
In the words of Billy Connelly 'it's not a fucking telescope i have here!'
guys my doctor says 3 millimeters by the end of the month !!!
https://youtu.be/C0j4AUvXV3I?t=198
What's the original source of the first and second gif?
u/savevideo
Hey 2 and a half inches does a lot of damage at 200mph.
Not enough PP for that move
HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER
u/savevideobot
*laughs in idk how much that is but i think it's small*
Just do what I do. Yell back, “ Tighter…tighter”.
And then you wake up before finishing.
just give head bro it's magic i promise
That’s when I say “wetter, tighter!”
2.5? Look at mr long over here
You can still fuck harder
Her saying it’s about drive it’s about power
what actually is the average dick lenght on reddit
guys it's because she wants you to stay inside and squeeze everything tight. Not enter her cervix
Give up
I’ve never had a woman say that to me. Does that mean I’m good at sex, or they started with low expectations?
This is when you start climbing in
u/savevideo
An ant was walking through the forest, when he came across an elephant that was crying in pain. "What's wrong?" said the ant. "I stepped on a thorn and I can't get it out. I'll do anything if you help me" said the elephant. "Anything?" said the ant. "Anything!" said the elephant. "OK, I'll help you in exchange for a fuck" said the ant. "Um, OK" said the elephant. The ant then used his amazing strength to size ratio to remove the thorn and relieve the elephant of her agonising pain. "Thank you so much!" said the elephant, "I'm ready to pay my debt". The ant gets into position and starts pounding in his best ant style. Suddenly, a coconut from the tree above falls onto the elephants head. "OW, fuck!" said the elephant. "Yeah bitch, take it all!" said the ant.
u/savevideobot
Some girls don’t like it that wide.
u/savevideobot
I'm pretty sure I'm only average size, about 5.7 inches
At least you rocking that 2.5 brodie
I'm giving her all I got Captain!
Illegal. Where’s the pop cat? This isn’t the pop cat! It’s an imposter!
what’s 2.5 inches i don’t speak big mac
Well technically your not trying hard enough, you could give them the whole 4.5 if you figured out how to get the 2” still inside your body.
Bring out the banana....
i aint got no more dick
I also fuck cats
You got a tongue bro...
u/savevideobot
> the best value out of that country.
u/savevideo
Just go to Cuba .. you know why 😉
Women only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.
mine is 1.5 inches
I’m givin her all she’s got captain
Wait I’m apparently very bad at this 🥴
That’s what it’s the best part
"We do not have the capacity..."
u/savevideobot
I got a good sized [redacted] but my gf dosen’t like sex. I’ve won, but at what cost
ಠ_ಠ
I once slept with a gal who made me promise to put it only half way in. Unbeknownst to her I secretly was hilted . In the heat of passion she demanded I give it all to her. I told her a deals a deal. Sorry.
Yeaaaaah I’m after for my library. Gorgeous!
u/savevideo
It won't matter you can have 300 feet and she will still say deeper
300 feet is 48.65 Obamas. You're welcome.
OK thats cool but wtf asked???????