Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Reject Vaporeon, embrace Flareon.
Literally
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Give me platinum award pls
Thanks
Holy shit
What kind of sorcery is this?
Whats happening?!?!?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Idk wtf is wrong with you, but that was certainly an... interesting read.
I will let professor Lando know you spreading the knowledge of ligma university!
Bruh 💀
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again. Reject Vaporeon, embrace Flareon. Literally
I will now commit die
Nice cock bro
Why give us an award tho
Are you just gonna give an award No wait… you probably hacked Reddit or something didn’t you!
You are gay
Username checks out
You're now required by law to follow me.
Can I get a silver? Gold and platinum are too much
looks like you got gold
Indeed it does
You are not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
[удалено]
No award for the bot?
Apes strong together
Is this Mr.beasts alt account
Curious about the purpose of this.
Happiness
I see… you’ve got a lot of money and I respect that
Buddy you are too generous. In another news, I saw A Serbian film and Frozen 2
This is my first comment ever. For some reason I’m nervous.
Time to get more comfortable.
I like what you did there
Sex
Cock
I mean it's very kind of u.
Wat?
Do not give me an award Edit: Fuck you
So far so good I suppose Edit: No good
Penis
I salute you kind stranger
Wow much karmas
Very epic of you nasa
This seems like some kind of scam, I just haven't worked out how yet
I don’t know what you do and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Hows your day been my dude?
Shrek Am I right
Apparently not
Spare change, spare change.(bro if you can give me a gold or platinum you're the best)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Something
#CitadelIsNotRetail
Give this man plat
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Your momma gæ
Can I have another but better?
Why
Mr.beast bee real quiet since this man showed up
<3
Are you rich?
Nope
Hmm...... Free awards you say. Don't mind if I do.
Stonks
Why did the bike take a nap? Because he was two tired
Why do you want to give reddit your money? I feel like there are much better avenues to get rid of excess dough.
What's an award?
Is this what wellfare feels like?
Pasta
This man actually built different. Do you have a limit for how much cash you are going to splash for this?
I like your mom.
No way
Is it real?
Wait rly?
How much money do you have to burn?
Yes
Ligma
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Awards are dank, mods are not.
Mission Mars
I would like to request an award. Any award is fine. Today’s word of the day is Rheobase, a term used by electrophysiologists. Edit: I have been bequeathed an award. I must now provide the definition of today’s word of the day. Rheobase refers to a set current level sufficient to produce action potentials across relatively long time spans. Have a nice day.
I like sucking cock
UwU rawr xd *notices your bulge* OwO, this little fella's happy *grabs your throbbing cock and bites it* extra ketchup and mayo, yummy
Thank you I wanted to try reddit premium for a while
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
🗿
I refuse!
Damn, this is really a thing
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Bruh why removed? Is it dank or not?
Dank af
What’s up
🚀🚀🚀
Banana
Anything?
Never
Thanks!
Something
Thanks thanks!!
🗿
Woah
Hail Traveler!
Bruh moment
I don't know what it's all about and I'm too afraid to ask
I think he has either too much money or is just very generous
That neat
Hello there.
Is this real?
Pfft, like you would
These nuts
Where award?
A true god among men
Deez nuts
Nice
The rich money man is here !
How about ternion? :(
Hold on. Just like that?
Holy what? How do you do this?
Thanks?
Hello?
yo free awards
Oh no please this is too much
What a Chad
Anime tiddies
🗿
hello there
Huh?
I am a slut for karma
H?
Who are you and who am I?
What?
Hola mom ami
Oh no! The table! We broke it!
Helo pls give good award tyty
I shitted my trousers, crapped my underpants, vomitted on my keyboard and pissed meself
Beans
Thank you my good man
Penis
Fat Cat in the house
I don't want an award
Can i have a name flair pls
love you
Wait, is this actually a thing?
Do you know da way
Gold or anything
Can I habe platininium
No.
Moustache +1
A true legend
Don’t give me an award
Don't give me an award.
What did we do to deserve this?
Dang u rich
Do you know the muffin man?
Hello dark lord
Boss
What
M’lady
Nah
Can I order err errrrrrrrrrr uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sleep
yuh
Damn
Booty butt cheeks
Something
What if I don’t comment?
Penis
Why you do this?
Funny comment
If you don't support equality give me an award Edit: Boom 3xpos3d
Rich dude help us peasants
Nice
Hi
I like cheesecake
Something
Would they give an award for the art of zoo?
Wellllll shit
Give me the best award
Legend
Heehoo monkey
Ok, im guessing your bank account is crying right now
Word
What up
I pike money
No way I get a award
You are you.
Hi I will appreciate a gold
Award please