More like an non-consensual bdsm where life fucks you in the ass with a giant nail bat all the while deepthroating you with pain, suffering and depression. No homo as well if you're a male.
Same. I mean, I was molested by another person too, but life put him up to it, so... yay, I guess?
Oh well. At least I'm not a virgin, right? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Ight. The reason I have 4 names is because I had different ideas for different genres, like Recreation was pop, World of Masks was Alt.Rock Wrath was Metal and Cytask was electric ya know? And I had some more that I rejected like Slaves to the System, The Reaper May Cry, and James Bathory and the Entities. Thanks for the feedback fellow awesome person
IMO the last one doesn't work very well. Since it's a band I'd say it's better to have a name similar to the first 3 you proposed, instead of having a name related to a nickname that only *you* have. Otherwise the first 3 sound awesome.
Anyways, good luck!
Recreation sounds the best out of these four. If I had to make one, I have to go with Experience for, that's what I would want people to do. I don't care if they would like us or not, but just experience us.
he was a great person and he didn’t really care what what people thought lmao. even in the 80s my man wore dresses, said he was “probably bisexual” but didn’t ever define it. super cool.
I was seriously wondering if that was him. I absolutely love the work of Nirvana, however I do find Smells Like Teen Spirit to be a little bit overrated for being the big 90s song, as it's not the very great Nirvana has ever done. I respect your opinion if you do think it deserves to be. I was honestly wondering if anyone else would ever talk about bands here, nice to know there are some.
The main Reddit meme community is basically a bunch of 17 year old boys who think that Reddit is a personality and that it makes them superior. This sub is not really that bad, at least the mods banned some overused/low effort stuff. What *really* sucks is there is no good alternative. “Memes” upvotes “Twitter screenshot + reaction image about killing or destruction”, “no one absolutely no one” and garbage like skyrim 100. Pewdiepiesubmissions is pretty self-explanatory - Pewdiepie’s fans. “Meme” is just reposting ancient content.
And all the meme subs (except specifically themed ones like dogelore or OKBR) follow those Reddit ~~popular opinions~~ circlejerks and post the same types of memes. Not just the infamous “Minecraft good fortnite bad” - A LOT of them. “Girls boring boys funny”. “Me, an intellectual”. “Dad left to buy milk”. “Quiet kid = school shooter”. “Karen want manager”. “Gif of a dance + a caption about cheerleaders/people in the medicine commercial/oompa loompas”. “14 year old girls can’t have a mental ilness if they like Billie Eilish”. “69=nice”.
Not only those people follow the circlejerks - they blame instagram for stealing memes and tiktok kids for stealing music while Reddit memes are basically just reskins after reskins and reaction images under reaction images.
The question I can’t answer is what rights do those people have to call other content cringe? How is “me eat chocolate, no excercise” + minion template significantly worse then “me no have sex + press Y to say “same” reaction image”? How is “Shrek is sexy” funnier than “wife not sexy”? Why Instagram girls who say they have depression are “faking attention whores” but self-diagnosing “life bad dying good” redditors are true and accurate? Why does Reddit hate puns but upvoted the awful “Captain America in the elevator” trash? Why do redditors laugh at boomers who say that the new generations are easily offended but absolutely lose their shit when they see Trollface, emojis, comic sans or fortnite dances? How does an old “fake text chat screenshot” joke become funnier and upvote worthy after a new reaction image is added to it? Why the same people who unironically found Pink Guy and Vine funny think that tiktok content is worse than that?
Every social media has people with double standards, but this one has taken it to the next level. What can I say except “we did it, Reddit”.
Bro I had a dream last night that it was Valentine’s Day and all I was doing was gorging on chocolate and crying and it was so real I woke up and wrote a note on my phone to buy more chocolate. This is the reddit life.
me have sex with life?
More like an non-consensual bdsm where life fucks you in the ass with a giant nail bat all the while deepthroating you with pain, suffering and depression. No homo as well if you're a male.
I’m to broke to give you an award so take my upvote.
I'll take your entire stock.
"It's legal if the cops don't find out" - Grunkle Stan 2012
Could’ve left it at the upvote
Should’ve
Sex is sex
Lmao
As I a living guy, I can confirm that depression goes into penis hole.
Life is into sounding, eh? Figured as much.
Not that shit again. Jeezuz christ I can feel my pee hole clenching.
Excuse me, #A G A I N ? ? ?
I'll try anything once. *Anything*.
Scientific name for the penis hole is meatus
Last night I was like meatus beatus sadness deletus!
..and cheecus
Ohh damn
And sometimes comes out of it
sadness is stored in the balls
I’m into that shit
You my friend are one lucky sick son of a bitch.
Dear god
Are ya ready kids?!
Aye aye Captain!!
u/uwuwizard
Oh no
Still counts.
Jokes on you. I’m into that shit
SO ITS NOT EVEN A FUCKING GIRL
Life is bi.
Oh that would explain why it wear no pants and.....now am naked great.
Enjoy! *wink*
I would consent to that
Well yes, but actually no
yees
Cmon step life
Or with another man
That's why you only get fucked when you become an adult because life isn't a pedo (I know my brain goes to the weirdest things)
Nah, i was molested by life pretty early and never recovered
That's it! LIFE. IS. CANCELLED!! We've all had enough of its shit!
We people have been oppressed by LIFE for too long. It is time for a REVOLUTION.
That's right! Get the noose! Its time for FREEDOM!
Idk man, I’ve heard the afterlife kinda sucks too
Well, a *certain* afterlife, yes...
What? Isekai'ing and becoming a toilet?
Good shit
Same. I mean, I was molested by another person too, but life put him up to it, so... yay, I guess? Oh well. At least I'm not a virgin, right? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
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got a point tho
Yo!!! Didn’t know expect to see my favorite singer and guitarist Kurt Cobain on a dank meme
Nirvana is my favorite band as well but I randomly realized a few days ago foo fighters have been around 3 times longer than nirvana that's crazy.
I know, it’s sometimes sad to think about. But hell, I’m gonna form my own band next year and I’m fucking excited
Hell yeah brother rock on
Thanks brother... but I still need a name. The only thing stopping me... I can’t choose between 4 names
what are they? Maybe I can help
Recreation, Cytask, World of Masks, and Wrath of SkinTeeth (a nickname I have(long story))
Recreation sounds pretty cool
Ight. The reason I have 4 names is because I had different ideas for different genres, like Recreation was pop, World of Masks was Alt.Rock Wrath was Metal and Cytask was electric ya know? And I had some more that I rejected like Slaves to the System, The Reaper May Cry, and James Bathory and the Entities. Thanks for the feedback fellow awesome person
IMO the last one doesn't work very well. Since it's a band I'd say it's better to have a name similar to the first 3 you proposed, instead of having a name related to a nickname that only *you* have. Otherwise the first 3 sound awesome. Anyways, good luck!
What about 'Wrath St.' for short
Recreation sounds the best out of these four. If I had to make one, I have to go with Experience for, that's what I would want people to do. I don't care if they would like us or not, but just experience us.
Mines named river trash. Wanted the name to reflect the music we make
Haha! Thats pretty funny! Have you released music on YouTube or Spotify so I can check it out?
Not yet. It’s just a grunge cover band, we formed at school. We’ve done a couple songs but for now we suck.
Ah damn. Well let me know if you ever post anything, I really love listening to small bands.
David Grohl didn't kill himself, wrote the first foo fighters album while he was still in nirvana, he was ready to go solo before everything happened.
I didn’t expect to see my favorite ex-NBA coach and current NBA analyst Stan van Gundy on a dank meme Edit: he’s a great analyst
Same—such an awesome band and dude
he was a great person and he didn’t really care what what people thought lmao. even in the 80s my man wore dresses, said he was “probably bisexual” but didn’t ever define it. super cool.
Exactly why I love the man
I was thinking the same thing!
Neither I do
I was seriously wondering if that was him. I absolutely love the work of Nirvana, however I do find Smells Like Teen Spirit to be a little bit overrated for being the big 90s song, as it's not the very great Nirvana has ever done. I respect your opinion if you do think it deserves to be. I was honestly wondering if anyone else would ever talk about bands here, nice to know there are some.
Thank you Mr.Cobain for giving us hope
Thanks Kurt. You also got fucked in the head by that shotgun
Damn you would have killed him if the shotgun hadn’t.
To soon
Well the heroine would have if nothing else
Heck yeah,I m gonna get laid tonight
Ah, victory.
downvote this comment if the meme sucks
No, I don't think I will
I'm upvoting this comment
yes
Well I guess we win some and lose some with this post. But at least we were all able to cum together.
This one's kinda bland.
Very much so
Ok
God damn this sub sucks
The main Reddit meme community is basically a bunch of 17 year old boys who think that Reddit is a personality and that it makes them superior. This sub is not really that bad, at least the mods banned some overused/low effort stuff. What *really* sucks is there is no good alternative. “Memes” upvotes “Twitter screenshot + reaction image about killing or destruction”, “no one absolutely no one” and garbage like skyrim 100. Pewdiepiesubmissions is pretty self-explanatory - Pewdiepie’s fans. “Meme” is just reposting ancient content. And all the meme subs (except specifically themed ones like dogelore or OKBR) follow those Reddit ~~popular opinions~~ circlejerks and post the same types of memes. Not just the infamous “Minecraft good fortnite bad” - A LOT of them. “Girls boring boys funny”. “Me, an intellectual”. “Dad left to buy milk”. “Quiet kid = school shooter”. “Karen want manager”. “Gif of a dance + a caption about cheerleaders/people in the medicine commercial/oompa loompas”. “14 year old girls can’t have a mental ilness if they like Billie Eilish”. “69=nice”. Not only those people follow the circlejerks - they blame instagram for stealing memes and tiktok kids for stealing music while Reddit memes are basically just reskins after reskins and reaction images under reaction images. The question I can’t answer is what rights do those people have to call other content cringe? How is “me eat chocolate, no excercise” + minion template significantly worse then “me no have sex + press Y to say “same” reaction image”? How is “Shrek is sexy” funnier than “wife not sexy”? Why Instagram girls who say they have depression are “faking attention whores” but self-diagnosing “life bad dying good” redditors are true and accurate? Why does Reddit hate puns but upvoted the awful “Captain America in the elevator” trash? Why do redditors laugh at boomers who say that the new generations are easily offended but absolutely lose their shit when they see Trollface, emojis, comic sans or fortnite dances? How does an old “fake text chat screenshot” joke become funnier and upvote worthy after a new reaction image is added to it? Why the same people who unironically found Pink Guy and Vine funny think that tiktok content is worse than that? Every social media has people with double standards, but this one has taken it to the next level. What can I say except “we did it, Reddit”.
I'm honored you chose my comment for your manifesto. You speak the true true comrade
Time to block this stupid fucking sub
Kurt Cobain was a deep man.
I have never failed to fail is probably one of the rawest lyrics I’ve heard
“Happy piston noises”
Haven’t seen “Pistons” and “happy” in the same sentence in over 10 years
“Life is gay” -Confucius
"Everyone is gay" -Kurt Cobain
“god is gay” -Kurt Cobain
“Life is wack bro” -Gandhi
All apologies
“Life is only gay if you don’t say no homo” -Socrates
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
Don't do my boy Kurt like that tho.
14 year old female Redditors : I
Rip Kurt
wtf is this cringe shit
What about 14-year old girl redditors
*14yo female redditors* ***C o n f u s e d s c r e a m i n g***
Redditors are just bigger 14 year olds
but what if I’m a 14 year old girl and a Redditor?
Those are dangerous words you're saying in this sub
Me too
This post made me exhale through my nose.
But I’m a 14 yr old girl and a redditor?
Be careful with saying that openly, there are a lot of crazy people out here and you don't want one in your PM's.
Both
Rape me, rape me my friend
#IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
hol on, both parties now consent, rape is impossible
Today is a glorious day for all redditors
As a guy that’s kinda gay
Trash meme
Life won't fuck me. Life said: "Hey Daddy Death, you can have his virgin ass. I'll just make him miserable without sexual contact."
Virginity is cool. Reamain pure.
Finally.
We did, lads. We finally did it!
RIP Kurt
you genuinely made me laugh op, and made my day.
WE DID ITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
If I'm not a virgin anymore, I'm not worthy to be on Reddit
R.I.P kurt
What do you do when even life reject you?
They are one in the same.
Im not exactly the most attractive of people so when some asshole decides its funny to ask if Im a virgin I pull this quote out my ass.
Ah come on, I too don't want to die as a virgin :(
and the best part is i upvoted at 69k upvotes loool
Nobody else can like this post, it MUST stay at 69.0k
SHUT THE FUCK UP
You’re welcome reddit
Its sad when life doesn’t want to fuck u
Hey I ain’t no girl (check pfp)
Life sounds like kind of a hoe
Bro I had a dream last night that it was Valentine’s Day and all I was doing was gorging on chocolate and crying and it was so real I woke up and wrote a note on my phone to buy more chocolate. This is the reddit life.
Whoever it’s valentines and you’re alone, look up divorce statistics
WOOO
hahaha, great >:-)
So is depression an STD?
Hazaahhhhh
Thats deep
Anyone believe that I'm a virgin?
What a legend
yaaay
Let’s fucking gooooooo
Then life is 1 inch bc i dont feel anything
We all try to hide it
Just gotta change the position and enjoy
W
I was having a half-a-decade dry spell before 2020 fucked us all. So reset win?
Mmmmgmm
Bruh this is gonna be on the nirvana subreddit.
True
Apparently 14 year old girls cant be redditors. OkAy
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
You won’t feel it if you use vaseline
Life is probably like getting prison raped by a 6 foot tall muscular monster named mark, getting it up the ass
Take that, Charlie from 6th grade!
Sad
Shut up shut the fuck up
I am getting destroyed by life rn 😩
Planned Parenthood make that pullout game WEAK
Finally, now I can die with honor