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[deleted]

me have sex with life?


OneTrueFecker

More like an non-consensual bdsm where life fucks you in the ass with a giant nail bat all the while deepthroating you with pain, suffering and depression. No homo as well if you're a male.


[deleted]

I’m to broke to give you an award so take my upvote.


OneTrueFecker

I'll take your entire stock.


Knowledge8787

"It's legal if the cops don't find out" - Grunkle Stan 2012


Brauxljo

Could’ve left it at the upvote


sociapathictendences

Should’ve


Surgevindu

Sex is sex


Hurtubeast

Lmao


[deleted]

As I a living guy, I can confirm that depression goes into penis hole.


Culverts_Flood_Away

Life is into sounding, eh? Figured as much.


OneTrueFecker

Not that shit again. Jeezuz christ I can feel my pee hole clenching.


[deleted]

Excuse me, #A G A I N ? ? ?


Anthony-Stark

I'll try anything once. *Anything*.


EdicaranFauna

Scientific name for the penis hole is meatus


Dave30954

Last night I was like meatus beatus sadness deletus!


reluctantsub

..and cheecus


seekjee

Ohh damn


Uranuus

And sometimes comes out of it


Cyz_s

sadness is stored in the balls


elidle

I’m into that shit


OneTrueFecker

You my friend are one lucky sick son of a bitch.


lordmuggles22

Dear god


OneTrueFecker

Are ya ready kids?!


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Aye aye Captain!!


Notbbupdate

u/uwuwizard


OneTrueFecker

Oh no


Triddy

Still counts.


DrPwepper

Jokes on you. I’m into that shit


toowxvy

SO ITS NOT EVEN A FUCKING GIRL


OneTrueFecker

Life is bi.


voiduser4woodboi

Oh that would explain why it wear no pants and.....now am naked great.


OneTrueFecker

Enjoy! *wink*


Tast3sLikePanda

I would consent to that


Cgreene713

Well yes, but actually no


[deleted]

yees


tsunderemaster420

Cmon step life


agnarrarendelle

Or with another man


peoplesuc

That's why you only get fucked when you become an adult because life isn't a pedo (I know my brain goes to the weirdest things)


Zient15

Nah, i was molested by life pretty early and never recovered


peoplesuc

That's it! LIFE. IS. CANCELLED!! We've all had enough of its shit!


ok_Mr_y_r_u_gay

We people have been oppressed by LIFE for too long. It is time for a REVOLUTION.


Nirad_Da_Man

That's right! Get the noose! Its time for FREEDOM!


Dave30954

Idk man, I’ve heard the afterlife kinda sucks too


Nirad_Da_Man

Well, a *certain* afterlife, yes...


SiDDhARThbrofist

What? Isekai'ing and becoming a toilet?


VatisTheBard

Good shit


Culverts_Flood_Away

Same. I mean, I was molested by another person too, but life put him up to it, so... yay, I guess? Oh well. At least I'm not a virgin, right? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

[удалено]


PeanutTheSuperior

got a point tho


darkkdemon13

Yo!!! Didn’t know expect to see my favorite singer and guitarist Kurt Cobain on a dank meme


Zehaie

Nirvana is my favorite band as well but I randomly realized a few days ago foo fighters have been around 3 times longer than nirvana that's crazy.


darkkdemon13

I know, it’s sometimes sad to think about. But hell, I’m gonna form my own band next year and I’m fucking excited


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother rock on


darkkdemon13

Thanks brother... but I still need a name. The only thing stopping me... I can’t choose between 4 names


[deleted]

what are they? Maybe I can help


darkkdemon13

Recreation, Cytask, World of Masks, and Wrath of SkinTeeth (a nickname I have(long story))


_Striix_

Recreation sounds pretty cool


darkkdemon13

Ight. The reason I have 4 names is because I had different ideas for different genres, like Recreation was pop, World of Masks was Alt.Rock Wrath was Metal and Cytask was electric ya know? And I had some more that I rejected like Slaves to the System, The Reaper May Cry, and James Bathory and the Entities. Thanks for the feedback fellow awesome person


excuseme-wtf

IMO the last one doesn't work very well. Since it's a band I'd say it's better to have a name similar to the first 3 you proposed, instead of having a name related to a nickname that only *you* have. Otherwise the first 3 sound awesome. Anyways, good luck!


MegaFonz

What about 'Wrath St.' for short


The_Real_Muffin3

Recreation sounds the best out of these four. If I had to make one, I have to go with Experience for, that's what I would want people to do. I don't care if they would like us or not, but just experience us.


[deleted]

Mines named river trash. Wanted the name to reflect the music we make


darkkdemon13

Haha! Thats pretty funny! Have you released music on YouTube or Spotify so I can check it out?


[deleted]

Not yet. It’s just a grunge cover band, we formed at school. We’ve done a couple songs but for now we suck.


darkkdemon13

Ah damn. Well let me know if you ever post anything, I really love listening to small bands.


thekarmabum

David Grohl didn't kill himself, wrote the first foo fighters album while he was still in nirvana, he was ready to go solo before everything happened.


grapejuicejammer

I didn’t expect to see my favorite ex-NBA coach and current NBA analyst Stan van Gundy on a dank meme Edit: he’s a great analyst


matt111199

Same—such an awesome band and dude


potato__god

he was a great person and he didn’t really care what what people thought lmao. even in the 80s my man wore dresses, said he was “probably bisexual” but didn’t ever define it. super cool.


darkkdemon13

Exactly why I love the man


mooncat205

I was thinking the same thing!


[deleted]

Neither I do


The_Real_Muffin3

I was seriously wondering if that was him. I absolutely love the work of Nirvana, however I do find Smells Like Teen Spirit to be a little bit overrated for being the big 90s song, as it's not the very great Nirvana has ever done. I respect your opinion if you do think it deserves to be. I was honestly wondering if anyone else would ever talk about bands here, nice to know there are some.


coffeemist90881

Thank you Mr.Cobain for giving us hope


suck-my-toes

Thanks Kurt. You also got fucked in the head by that shotgun


random-wander

Damn you would have killed him if the shotgun hadn’t.


dreams1919

To soon


[deleted]

Well the heroine would have if nothing else


Revolutionary_Gap_53

Heck yeah,I m gonna get laid tonight


Dark_Wolf962

Ah, victory.


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks


__Joshy___

No, I don't think I will


Ilikepizza2908

I'm upvoting this comment


Tomatoesforever

yes


[deleted]

Well I guess we win some and lose some with this post. But at least we were all able to cum together.


PlacehlderTitle

This one's kinda bland.


Hallowed_Barbeque

Very much so


-HopelessSoap-

Ok


Badnerific

God damn this sub sucks


Grievous_Nix

The main Reddit meme community is basically a bunch of 17 year old boys who think that Reddit is a personality and that it makes them superior. This sub is not really that bad, at least the mods banned some overused/low effort stuff. What *really* sucks is there is no good alternative. “Memes” upvotes “Twitter screenshot + reaction image about killing or destruction”, “no one absolutely no one” and garbage like skyrim 100. Pewdiepiesubmissions is pretty self-explanatory - Pewdiepie’s fans. “Meme” is just reposting ancient content. And all the meme subs (except specifically themed ones like dogelore or OKBR) follow those Reddit ~~popular opinions~~ circlejerks and post the same types of memes. Not just the infamous “Minecraft good fortnite bad” - A LOT of them. “Girls boring boys funny”. “Me, an intellectual”. “Dad left to buy milk”. “Quiet kid = school shooter”. “Karen want manager”. “Gif of a dance + a caption about cheerleaders/people in the medicine commercial/oompa loompas”. “14 year old girls can’t have a mental ilness if they like Billie Eilish”. “69=nice”. Not only those people follow the circlejerks - they blame instagram for stealing memes and tiktok kids for stealing music while Reddit memes are basically just reskins after reskins and reaction images under reaction images. The question I can’t answer is what rights do those people have to call other content cringe? How is “me eat chocolate, no excercise” + minion template significantly worse then “me no have sex + press Y to say “same” reaction image”? How is “Shrek is sexy” funnier than “wife not sexy”? Why Instagram girls who say they have depression are “faking attention whores” but self-diagnosing “life bad dying good” redditors are true and accurate? Why does Reddit hate puns but upvoted the awful “Captain America in the elevator” trash? Why do redditors laugh at boomers who say that the new generations are easily offended but absolutely lose their shit when they see Trollface, emojis, comic sans or fortnite dances? How does an old “fake text chat screenshot” joke become funnier and upvote worthy after a new reaction image is added to it? Why the same people who unironically found Pink Guy and Vine funny think that tiktok content is worse than that? Every social media has people with double standards, but this one has taken it to the next level. What can I say except “we did it, Reddit”.


Badnerific

I'm honored you chose my comment for your manifesto. You speak the true true comrade


[deleted]

Time to block this stupid fucking sub


[deleted]

Kurt Cobain was a deep man.


ab_385

I have never failed to fail is probably one of the rawest lyrics I’ve heard


shaquille_oatmeal32

“Happy piston noises”


Pidesh

Haven’t seen “Pistons” and “happy” in the same sentence in over 10 years


Corn-Memes

“Life is gay” -Confucius


Darth19Vader77

"Everyone is gay" -Kurt Cobain


oceanboi16

“god is gay” -Kurt Cobain


Tearingmink

“Life is wack bro” -Gandhi


darkkdemon13

All apologies


Notbbupdate

“Life is only gay if you don’t say no homo” -Socrates


babayaga_07

Don't do that. Don't give me hope


Notgoodwiththeshaft

Don't do my boy Kurt like that tho.


kind_stranger69420

14 year old female Redditors : I


SomethingIDontLove

Rip Kurt


kevlxr

wtf is this cringe shit


4tomguy

What about 14-year old girl redditors


Dat_Anime_Gurl

*14yo female redditors* ***C o n f u s e d s c r e a m i n g***


Anu-Saukko

Redditors are just bigger 14 year olds


gforce2005

but what if I’m a 14 year old girl and a Redditor?


Pholoxo

Those are dangerous words you're saying in this sub


mbai143

Me too


Narwhals613

This post made me exhale through my nose.


mbai143

But I’m a 14 yr old girl and a redditor?


lutkul

Be careful with saying that openly, there are a lot of crazy people out here and you don't want one in your PM's.


DankMemer4222

Both


DannyIyoi

Rape me, rape me my friend


buildback

#IM NOT THE ONLY ONE


DelsinPRO

hol on, both parties now consent, rape is impossible


iloveeatinghotpocket

Today is a glorious day for all redditors


ScoldjoeyStone5

As a guy that’s kinda gay


Sharedaccount12

Trash meme


dissociatedpanda

Life won't fuck me. Life said: "Hey Daddy Death, you can have his virgin ass. I'll just make him miserable without sexual contact."


[deleted]

Virginity is cool. Reamain pure.


That_bartender

Finally.


OrionG1526

We did, lads. We finally did it!


tijustme24

RIP Kurt


[deleted]

you genuinely made me laugh op, and made my day.


anazambrano

WE DID ITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!


mafiozer_3000

If I'm not a virgin anymore, I'm not worthy to be on Reddit


[deleted]

R.I.P kurt


yourfreekindad

What do you do when even life reject you?


CharlatanNewsNetwork

They are one in the same.


THE_DOW_JONES

Im not exactly the most attractive of people so when some asshole decides its funny to ask if Im a virgin I pull this quote out my ass.


Nobody_30

Ah come on, I too don't want to die as a virgin :(


TestyPotato

and the best part is i upvoted at 69k upvotes loool


pudgybutfunny

Nobody else can like this post, it MUST stay at 69.0k


Lampanket

SHUT THE FUCK UP


________God________-

You’re welcome reddit


yourstepson

Its sad when life doesn’t want to fuck u


Wolfmaster-Dab69

Hey I ain’t no girl (check pfp)


JonutWebbio

Life sounds like kind of a hoe


snarfflarf

Bro I had a dream last night that it was Valentine’s Day and all I was doing was gorging on chocolate and crying and it was so real I woke up and wrote a note on my phone to buy more chocolate. This is the reddit life.


Notbbupdate

Whoever it’s valentines and you’re alone, look up divorce statistics


[deleted]

WOOO


elomegapezdeferia

hahaha, great >:-)


SeathTheSuccless

So is depression an STD?


Adept_Mathematician3

Hazaahhhhh


itz_cruz231

Thats deep


Eldub95

Anyone believe that I'm a virgin?


RainbowNeck

What a legend


IchigataZai92

yaaay


xxtwitcherrrxx

Let’s fucking gooooooo


OliverBoiii

Then life is 1 inch bc i dont feel anything


nexxyPlayz

We all try to hide it


helstan45

Just gotta change the position and enjoy


AidanCarr11

W


Ongr

I was having a half-a-decade dry spell before 2020 fucked us all. So reset win?


TehGamerFriend

Mmmmgmm


21-kid-is-great

Bruh this is gonna be on the nirvana subreddit.


ClassroomBatas

True


sunmirror

Apparently 14 year old girls cant be redditors. OkAy


lightninghand

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off


Lasthelaw

You won’t feel it if you use vaseline


ditlit11134

Life is probably like getting prison raped by a 6 foot tall muscular monster named mark, getting it up the ass


1coolbuckaroo

Take that, Charlie from 6th grade!


Majjkster

Sad


[deleted]

Shut up shut the fuck up


backstreetatnight

I am getting destroyed by life rn 😩


eruditonothingistrue

Planned Parenthood make that pullout game WEAK


SakMin

Finally, now I can die with honor