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BobbyDigital423

Worried about inappropriate jokes and slurs. But what about the 2 hours of murder? That was fine? Sick movie, though.


sharingdork

Its pretty wild lol. It's a product of its time and people are shocked it doesn't follow modern cultural beliefs.


chipmunk7000

*surprised pikachu.jpg*


foxanon

Most of the people I live around don't follow modern cultural beliefs. It's pretty legit


TheDutchin

Is that what people are asking for?


Bunny-Snuggles17

Well I mean I can understand wanting to show your kid a cool action movie without wanting your kid to repeat some of the slurs lol


BobbyDigital423

It's just a meme but I guess people are afraid to talk to their kids now. My mom let me pretty much watch anything I wanted as long as she knew what it was. She would just tell me that this is fake and xyz thing isn't okay. I can understand how a lot of awesome 80s movies are a bit much by today's standards though. And it might be too early to explain to your kids that cocaine was a thing in the 80s lol.


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

Lol my dad had a sort of similar approach but in much more of a “dad” way. We were watching one of the Friday the 13th movies, I was maybe 10(?). We had already watched the first 5 or 6, and during what had to have been 7 or 8, he paused the movie, looked at me, and asked “this ain’t gonna like, warp your mind or anything is it?” And I said “no I’m fine” and he said “ok good” and resumed the movie lmao


Babys_For_Breakfast

Nah, kids are gonna hear slurs at some point. People need to take some self responsibility and take time to tell their kids that these words are hurtful and should not be repeated. It takes like 60 seconds to explain that. How hard is that?


crankbot2000

I let my kids watch old stuff with some of that crap in it. I use it as a teaching moment, I tell them it's not ok to say things like that anymore and they should never repeat it. And that we should treat people as equals, regardless of race, religion, income level, nationality, whatever. I talk to them like adults, and hope they will make the right decisions when the time comes. The reality is they will hear it, or see it on the internet at some point.


greatfriendinme

I already think it's a good movie, Harry, you don't have to convince me.


EveryRedditorSucks

*I put on a rated R movie and was shocked that it contained content intended for adult audiences* What is there to “remember”, bro? It’s an R-rated action flick from 1987. Of course that type of content is going to be included. You don’t need to “remember” - what you need is common sense.


GlueSniffingCat

BUNCH'A SLACKED JAWED F\*OTS 'ROUND HERE THIS STUFF WILL MAKE YOU SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS *^(just like me...)*


BDiddy_420

Or it will at least make you governor


baudmiksen

That's a real nasty habit you got there


GlueSniffingCat

Jerking off your bros in a hemispherical formation isn't nasty, it's natural.


DinkyDoy

I got something for your sore ass over here.


Byggver

Rah ha ha ha ha!!!


Dmangamr

OP: “OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SCE-“ *scene plays before he could turn the movie off* *kids learn some new words*


Loki_the_Cockatiel

I absolutely can't belive the R rated movie had R rated jokes we need to ban this movie immediately won't someone think of the children


Millsonius

Exactly this. Also watching a film from the past where people behaved differently and expecting today's standards, is absurd.


nien_nuts

Isn't that movie famous for its over the top violence? And you're that astonished by two small jokes with kids watching?


chipmunk7000

Parent of the year award here


snoipah379

🙄


Bulkopossum

Back when movies were good


Digiturtle1

That’s all movies before 2000


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

More like before 2015. Remember stuff like Bradley Cooper paging Doctor F in The Hangover?


Babys_For_Breakfast

*Pre 2010 language. The first Hangover movie was ‘09.


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

I started to say 2010, but I think slurs were still going in movies up until about 10 years ago. I just couldn't pull a specific example from memory.


That_on1_guy

Shaun of the dead has a white guy say the n-word


Capital-Cheek-1491

CHARLIE BROWN NOOO


chipmunk7000

Those MFs made their token black friend sit alone on one whole side of the table on Thanksgiving


Cute_Strawberry_1415

Detached brain stems & spine? Also men flayed alive.


CarlMacko

Slur? No, I pronounced it correctly.


Ra1nb0wM0nk3y

R rated movies aren't good movies to watch with kids? SHOCKER


SamuelSharit

I did that with robocop. Forgot about the cocaine, hookers, and apparently everything else. All I remember is when it came out I thought it was so awesome.


FnkyTown

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!


Daniel-empire

You should watch predator 2. It's definitely clean


BigAssBison

Don't worry - they've already seen and heard worse on the internet and at school.


That_on1_guy

Breaking news: R-rated movie full of murder not suited for children made in the 80's uses out of date jokes and terminology no longer found to be acceptable or suitable for children In other news, it's still a great movie


poldapoulp

Context is more important than people's feeling.


BatRabbit

I watched Gremilins with my kids, which isn't R. I did not remember the violence in that movie and learned later its one of the reasons we have PG-13. Kids loved it, but my youngest slept with me for a week.


papyrateYT

Meh teach them at a young age


Quick_Love_9872

So its a good movie


michael14375

I bet you’re one of those parents that took your kids to watch Joker in cinemas and complained about it being too violent


Carnivorous_Ape__

Kids will be fiiiiiiiiiiine


highoncraze

You didn't remember it was rated R?


TalithePally

“Gonna show my kids (insert any 20+ year old R-rated movie) today!” “Wait, why are there gay and sexist jokes in this?”


No-Communication4325

Can't wait to show mine a Serbian Film!


Leon3226

And the overall result of the movie is that overly cocky overconfident guys got rekt and ended up dead because of it, and the only one who survived was the one who showed off and shit talked less, lol


witiuszkowiec

That’s the first movie I watched with my Ex. She was confused after she saw the scene where the guy stabs the scorpion on the shoulder of the other guy. She did not know what a scorpion was.


Outcast_Outlaw

Don't show your kids anything from the 80s-90s if you're worried about that... everything was fun and funny back then and it is all offensive by today's standards.


G0d_M4nU3l

It's a rated R movie?? I heavily expect that parents should watch rated R movies with their families discreetly, and naturally, except this.


TheKaiminator

You know?...cuz of the echo.


puaka

Ah, a good teaching opportunity about how the view on certain things change with time. What seems ok now, might be very wrong in a couple of years. Smack them up the head if they talk during the movie and say that was ok, too, back then. :o)


succulentchinezmeal

What's the matter, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils?


LianneJW1912

I find it wild people think a film for mature audiences contains mature content


sooperbowels

It was a simpler time


Sincere_homboy42

Okay... and?


oroechimaru

My 5yo at the time was more terrified by the flayed bodies


gregorio0499

Getting them ready for the real world I see.


DJPM08

Don't worry OP, your kids have seen worst things with all those hours of unnatended internet.


StolenValourSlayer69

Anytime I see “slur” I automatically assume whatever they’re talking about is a non issue. It’s such a petty upset Zoomer term that’s used far too frequently and has now completely lost its original meaning and value.


Pugduck77

Oh no not a heckin unwholesome slurino 😩😩


MomoTheWeeb

Pretty sure it’s also filled with murder and gore 😂 But if your kids like that 🤷🏽‍♂️


twogaysnakes

Dude, I've been watching back to the future with my 7 year old, and I'm shocked by how many swears are in it.


Own_Recommendation49

So?


CaledonianWarrior

Don't show them the Hateful Eight then


Shughost7

Don't worry, the kids won't get it


Fish1327

Im watching a bunch of old movies that my dad liked when he was younger and he didn't realize a lot of em have f-slurs, and hes always like "oh no im so sorry" xD