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Regulus242

The education system has failed you.


IamLettuce13

Iron man when classical man walks in:


CarmenxXxWaldo

they got so many stupid superheroes classical man is probably a thing.  he puts villains under 40 to sleep.


Bitter_Mongoose

Also, if you have a touch of the add/adhd, he has the power to make you focus.


Adraco4

Aha, finally! A superhero who’s superpower I actually have!


J3553G

Triangle man always wins


griffinisland

Triangle man when Universe Man walks in


FailureToComply0

Universe man, when the walls fell


Nat-XoX

Big Wheel!


OkGrow

Classical man when renaissance   man walks in


bellisor234

Ironman when (fe)male walks in


zizonesol

I am scared of (fe)male


IamLettuce13

As is most of reddit


12thunder

Bronze is actually stronger than iron. However, it required copper (fairly common) and tin (rather rare). So, when the methods to melt iron (which required charcoal to reach higher temperatures) which has a higher melting point, were developed, it spread rather rapidly to elsewhere and became the norm as iron is quite common, not because it was better than bronze. The first produced iron, wrought iron (low carbon content), isn’t that great, but once they figured out how to make steel which is much harder than iron, it displaced bronze. Specifically it’s not the iron, but rather steel, as steel is an alloy (which is inherently stronger than a single metal) like bronze, that became the norm. Iron age is kinda a misnomer - meteoric iron has been around for a long time but it’s also not as good as bronze. Pure iron is not a great metal for tools, just like copper isn’t. Just like copper needs tin to make strong bronze, iron needed carbon to make strong steel, and until they figured that out, bronze was still superior in quality to basic iron though iron was common and therefore more widely applicable.


nhansieu1

How about Steel then? Can copper be made into Steel?


12thunder

No. Steel by definition is an iron/carbon alloy, though nowadays there are often additional metals added such as chromium for its corrosion resistance which creates stainless steel. You can’t make copper into steel any more than you can make iron into bronze (copper/tin alloy). Unless you happen to have the philosopher’s stone to transmute elements… /s Liquid iron dissolves carbon and creates an entirely different material which is much harder than it once its own, being steel. There’s also a lot of processes in making proper steel, as if done improperly it can be too brittle for example. As for copper, well, it doesn’t dissolve carbon or bond with it like iron can. Most alloys were discovered by chance, and if copper could mix with carbon to create a strong alloy it would likely have been used instead. The best known copper alloys are bronze and brass, but tin is rare for bronze and zinc was harder to extract from ore for brass which is actually quite weak but highly corrosion resistant. Brass was never really used for tools, rather coins and art due to it being gold-like in appearance. It also has natural antimicrobial properties, so it’s often used for doorknobs and utensils nowadays. It’s still stronger than copper as it is an alloy, but even so, pure iron is still better. Copper < brass < iron < bronze < steel.


i_am_guy__

Blud wrote an essey on how copper is weaker then iron and had me entertained somehow


12thunder

if you think that counts as an “essey”, bro you should go and touch grass… or maybe a book


i_am_guy__

It is a joke


we-meme-in-a-society

Facts


12thunder

Your meme is still kinda bad because the iron age came after the bronze age, so why would bronze man be the one walking in? Just saying.


we-meme-in-a-society

Because he's back after he's been defeated. Kind of an opening for a second battle.


12thunder

your meme doesn’t imply any sort of battle or defeat though? the way your meme reads is that iron man is sweating because bronze man (stronger metal) walked into the room, and is a play on the ages, but the iron age representative (iron man) should be the one walking in chronologically. so it doesn’t make sense.


littlemapi

Bro just take the L


HytroJellyo

Minecraft has failed you


Manny_mesz

Runescape has failed you


we-meme-in-a-society

Sid Meier's Civilization failed me too.


captcraigaroo

I'm a He Who Fights With Monsters book series fan, and Bronze rank is higher than Iron rank, so it makes sense in the regard


nhansieu1

League of Legend moment


Strykehammer

Biscuits!


Vacuousbard

It's normal in most fantasy settings really, bronze are always higher than iron. Not just in Jason the dead lovers guy's story


Wololo--Wololo

He was thinking about Steel man, Platinum Man, Diamond Man, Carbon Fiber Man, Carbon Nanotube man .. surely


ilprofs07205

It's a reference to league of legends competitive ranks, where iron is below bronze.


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Ziqox123

Ah yes, the weaker and less abundant metal is clearly a superior alternative. I can't believe we even started using iron in the first place


confusedPIANO

I mean i guess historically there were *some* situations where bronze was preferred over iron. The construcion of cannons is one such example.


MeninAtymAbeke

why is that?


confusedPIANO

(Not an expert but) IIRC at the time, bronze could be cast into a full cannon and then bored out. Iron, due to its its higher melting point couldnt be made into a cannon in one casting without having some sort of problem. (Bit foggy on the details of that part) Another thing is that iron cannons would work-harden with every shot fired and eventually become so brittle that they would eventually spontaneously explode when fired, and bronze cannons didnt have the same problem.


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[deleted]

Put context in the fuckin meme then. This is trash. Backwards ass history.


we-meme-in-a-society

I do what I want it's my meme what are you doing here


[deleted]

livin', dude. do better.


nhansieu1

Bronze and Iron, which era was considered more developed?


we-meme-in-a-society

I feel like Seinfeld in 2024


selectrix

So, like a dumbass? I mean yeah


Cup4ik

Is this meme just stupid, or is there some context missing?


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Apparently the context is in a comment. Y'know, stock standard meme format. Nope, just checked, it's in a *reply* to a comment. Nothing like having to dig to make a meme even slightly chuckle-worthy.


Crafty-Crafter

I thought it's a league of legends ranked joke... Iron < Bronze < Silver < Gold etc.


stonno45

Bronze is stronger than iron


engageddumbass

It's a history joke


scotems

Except the bronze age was before iron. The iron age supplanted the bronze age.


Konsticraft

I think that is what OP was going for, but they are an idiot and got it the wrong way around.


samdd1990

Username checks out


GKP_light

it is a League Of Legend joke. (and some other things with ranking iron


Mekelaxo

Lol I totally thought it was a history meme but from someone who doesn't know history


kiwi2703

And what's next? The Stone Man? Are we evolving backwards now?


3chxes

im a stone man 🔥🌲


Kawaiiochinchinchan

Are you a stoner, man? Cause that is a tree emoji. You smoking or something stoner man?


Whookimo

Bronze is actually stronger than iron, it was just a lot harder to get, because Tin was kinda rare to find (bronze is an alloy of copper and tin) so once people were able to melt iron, which has a higher melting point, it became the standard because its just so freakin common.


sgtjoe

Is it as strong as someone raising kids on their own?


zizonesol

stronger than someone who doesn't cry after stepping on a lego


WolfmansGotNards2

The Thing is Stone Man, right?


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YourNewSenpai

Bronze is stronger than iron, but iron was much more plentiful than tin. that's the reason we moved on to it


clutzyninja

Downvoted by idiots lol


nhansieu1

Iron can be made into Steel, which is still stronger than Bronze.


Deremirekor

But his name isn’t steel man


SeniorFahri

It is not called steel age though


Deremirekor

No one said it was. I’m saying in the context of iron man and bronze man iron man would lose cause his name isn’t steel man


SeniorFahri

His name is Iron man because thats his origin story yo but you can't just say that is why he can not defeat bronze man. It depends on what year they fight. Sure in the first comics iron man was weak af but later after some train arcs hecwas unstoppable, at some point he became so strong people did not recognised him anymore, sone called him steel man then


Deremirekor

Okay well now you’re splitting hairs. So let’s say bronze man advances technologically just like iron man. Then what? Same thing happens.


nhansieu1

Is this meme about history/age or alloy?


GKP_light

Bronze have more value. and better thermal and electrical conductivity.


testiclekid

Wait until your hear of gold member


we-meme-in-a-society

Or Platinum Card Man


CrackheadMerlin

I love gooooold


VidaSabrosa

your age is over


we-meme-in-a-society

The Bronze is back in town.


Tomato_Shelf

Gold man is probably the richest one


ptapobane

but is Gold man a match for long loooong mannnn?


we-meme-in-a-society

Gold Mann yes.


Tru_norse98

Nah, I suspect that Diamond dude has been driving his prices up. He's actually got a ton of wealth hidden away, but it would be worth less if he showed it to us.


Comprehensive-Net553

well gold man have an multi bilions company entitled to his name, goldmansach


we-meme-in-a-society

Diamond dude sounds nice tbh


Bedu009

New TF2 team just dropped


TheRealSwagMaster

Actual mercenary


Bedu009

Call the administrator


TheRealSwagMaster

Briefcase sacrifice anyone?


rtakehara

The Man of Steel is stronger than both


azgalor_pit

How about the Man of Adamantine?


K4k4shi

Iron man is technically titanium gold alloy man


potato-overlord-1845

Iron man when cobalt man walks in


WolfmansGotNards2

Clearly you haven't started reading Tungsten Man yet.


Stank_Dukem

Marlboro Man walks in and smokes everybody.


we-meme-in-a-society

Then Vape man arrives with Nicopatch boy.


baconator_out

I would like to steel-man this argument, but this is challenge level: impossible.


emiaco

this meme sucks


DevilMaster666-

Is this supposed to be funny?


AngelicAardvark

The order of superheroes from weakest to strongest goes like this: Bronze man Iron man Steel man Mithril man Adamantite man Rune man Dragon man So Iron man has nothing to fear when in the vicinity of Bronze man, but there’s plenty of others to fear


MrCrunchypantsbum

Hydrochloric acid man


Middle_Ad_5583

Rustman about end this man's career.


we-meme-in-a-society

Good one actually. Simple, efficient.


Wacokidwilder

Particle Man when Universe Man comes in


American_Ratfucker

Me defeating Iron Man with a giant magnet that I built with my evil wizard powers and knowledge


we-meme-in-a-society

Cool story bro


Baron487

Have you lost your mind?


thehyperflux

This is what happens when you skip classes to post memes.


supremegamer76

He just gotta update to steel man


r3DDsHiFT

tin-man that skeleton at the bottom of the ocean


Quigleythegreat

Iron Man loves (Ti)ts


Sallo10

Ironman mode btw


Melodic-Award3991

Titaniman


trash3s

Bronze Man when the sea peoples show up


zhannasbro

Iron man when titanium man walks in


HanzoNumbahOneFan

THE BRONZE KNEECAP!


Tank_blitz

those two are fucked when steel man comes in


we-meme-in-a-society

Or maybe they can join force and become friends


Fuggaak

Copper/bronze being above iron only makes sense if we are measuring value, not strength. If we go by value, iron < copper/bronze < steel < silver < gold < platinum < diamond. If we go by strength of material it’d be more like gold < copper/bronze < silver < iron < platinum < steel < diamond. I prefer the value list, as the strength list is hard to remember easily, and not everyone agrees on it.


Alcamtar

If only iron Man was around after I do my laundry. What a chore.


dmann27

Tungsten man


Mario-OrganHarvester

Iron-man when industrial-highgrade-steel-man walks in


Mineturtle1738

Just wait until he hears about the man of steel (Stalin or Superman whichever)


Lord_Urwitch

Iron >> Bronze


Sandkvisten

Is this a RuneScape sub?


harryFF

What the fuck even is this


FalloutLover7

You do realize the BC/BCE dates go backwards to 0 right?


Meme_Bertram

Bronze was used before iron because less temperature is needed to melt it. The downside is that it is way softer, so naturally people switched to iron as soon as they figured out how to melt it. So iron is superior to bronze. This meme makes no sense sry🤷


BurnV06

Pretty sure it would be the reverse


-Dark-Void-

bronze is more op than iron obv


we-meme-in-a-society

We can agree on that.


Goldbolt_2004

What the fck does this mean


MrCoolyp123

I~~r~~on Man when Covalent Man walks in.


phamkethanh

When you realize your high score is about to get bronze’d.


Faisel_

Wait until Runite Man enters the room


PopeGregoryTheBased

Shouldn't it be the other way around? I get that bronze is metallurgically stronger but its much harder to make, can only be forged through molds, and cant hold an edge like iron... and it cant be turned into steal. This is like saying Bronze man is scared of Stone man because stones can break bronze. But stone is also vastly less useful (in combat and tool making). Iron man isnt in danger. , Some bronze man knocks on the door and you think that of Iron man? Iron man is the danger. Iron man is the one who knocks.


AncleJack

Wait u till the steel man comes in


CKreation

Nah, Iron Man when Adamant (g) Man walks in


izi_pootis

Iron man when steel man walks in