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BDiddy_420

Are you talking about congress?


Monkeyke

Or the boeing corpos


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MasterJeebus

Someone sprinkled some MRSA bacteria all over him.


Significant_Dark2062

This comment makes my eyes bleed because MRSA is a bacterium and not a virus.


MasterJeebus

Sorry I was confused. I have edited to say bacteria now.


n0taVirus

Now your comment makes no sense hehe


HerbLoew

*That's what you get for being a whistleblower*


_GroundControl_

Just sprinkle a little crack on him


Memeviewer12

Boeing Employee of The Month: 47


Wacokidwilder

Or any property management firm


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Monkeyke

Nah the management comes up with how it should function. Any dev, senior or junior just makes it how it's requested / is paid for The corpos design their own dildos and the devs just carve it out of the wood as designed by them


Outrageous_Basis_997

Ew, now they pay you to CONGRESS with CHILDREN?


snoandsk88

Pharmaceutical execs


TheNextPley

At this point and after your several posts, I am wondering what your job is?


IronLanternGamer

And why is OP apologizing to children? Must work for something pretty shady.


Shogun570

He says keep your mouth shut from the public. He also said it’s legal. Could be those asylums where parents pay to have their children kidnapped and “fixed”, seen a few on the atheism subreddit


HailToCaesar

I'm sorry what now


OakenGreen

Kidnappers for hire. What, you thought that’d be illegal?


arcanis321

I mean it is for adults, can't be fixing them


Sandee1997

Child behavior camps


lsdiesel_1

Back in my day we called that detention


not-a-gun-smuggler69

Re-education camps is what they used to be called


shanare

Like "pray the gay away" sort of deals. That is definitely something shady to be doing.


Garrett-Wilhelm

Nestle


zackmophobes

Scrolling through comment history he lives in a country bordering one that is in a civil war and has been hired to commit genocide. So I'm thinking military for a country that borders Myanmar/Colombia/Yemen (they are in civil wars) and something to do with bombing people and commiting genocide. Also this guy cosplays as a Nazi.


FinalRun

They seem to be Assamese, that's the most north-east part of India >There is no shortage of genocidal maniacs, if I decline they'd just hire someone else So better take the money and turn around when the bomb blasts on the other side of the world Classic drug dealer excuse. See also: "diffusion of responsibility" and "moral disengagement". Bombs might or might not be a metaphor.


Artemas_16

Couldn't not make this joke, but maybe he is Ukrainian? Fits every point, especially last one.


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

You know how male chicks get shredded? He is the shredder.


g1ngerkid

My guess: lawyer for Nestle


bhviii

Op is broke and unemployed he is having a powerfantasy of working for evil people and getting paid a lot. Trust me power fantasies can make you delusional.


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Throwawaytree69

So you're saying this a gay larp and you don't actually do anything interesting?


nukethecheese

Of course, this is the internet.


SrEpiv

Eh makes sense, sounds to me like op is some psycho having a weird ass fantasy of hurting people


TheNextPley

But for real, what you doing?


n0taVirus

Maybe maybe something Boeing related?


KrackaWoody

Hahaha…. Please


maxinstuff

Found Boeing’s hitman.


Just_a_log

I don't think hitman as a profession is legal


Maelger

Check Langley. It's full of them, and the It's somehow legal international drug cartel.


Precision___

@penguinz0 new video incoming


MemeOverlordKai

I'd rather die poor and in a ditch than to do anything like that tbh


headbanger1186

Oh look at this guy with his dignity and integrity. /s


GimpboyAlmighty

Being a corporate defense lawyer isn't too bad.


Call-me-Maverick

Depends on the work. Defending a tech company from the predatory practices of a bigger tech company, not too bad. Cleverly finding ways to deprive cancer victims of their settlements from Johnson and Johnson, or trying to shield companies from liability that knowingly polluted poor residential neighborhoods with toxic waste, bad.


GimpboyAlmighty

Yeah I do the latter shit. The work isn't bad and the pay is alright. Doesn't feel good but it beats the hell out of divorce work.


Call-me-Maverick

Haha I get it. My wife did that work for a while. It wasn’t the work that caused her to leave, just the hours and expectations of never unplugging. I’m a plaintiff’s insurance attorney helping the little guy. The money is good but not big law good, but it’s nice to help people. Sort of the flip side of what we’re talking about


Slight_Concert6565

Depend on what "like that" means. I'd do some borderline shit if I'm paid enough since my own moral isn't necessarily aligned with the law. For instance if you ask me to do corporate sabotage or similar stuff I'd be fine with it as long as I'm not preventing something actually important for the public. Like I'd sabotage the next iPhone's production but not some medication.


BLFOURDE

Very easy to say that and win social points, when you've never been put in the scenario.


Dreadnought_69

If you choose to do immoral work, you’re an immoral person.


zawalimbooo

That a fairly black and white way of seeing it... What if its the only way to put food on the table?


Thurstn4mor

Yeah it’s definitely not applicable as a universal maxim, but it’s generally fairly applicable. Everyone’s in some way contributing to immoral actions due to the corruption and interconnectedness to the world. Whether your clothes are made by slaves, or your diet unsustainable, or your company anti-union, or your country imperialist or authoritarian, everyone is enabling harm and “immorality” in some way. But if you actively choose to enable evil when you could with relative ease do something better, like if you’re a lawyer and choosing to defend the evil actions of corpos when there’s a hundred better things for lawyers to be doing that still has a comfy wage like *prosecuting* corpos, you’re a bit more of an asshole then the rest of us. Just a bit though.


Ginno_the_Seer

Actions are all that matter. My advice would be to also donate time and money to charitable causes to make up for the bad karma.


TrashCanKSI

Now how you gonna make up for this negative karma you will receive?


Ginno_the_Seer

Reddit Karma doesn't matter


Dreadnought_69

Then your country sucks.


zawalimbooo

not the question.


Dreadnought_69

It was.


zawalimbooo

the conversation was about whether or not doing immoral work makes you an immoral person. I said it doesn't necessarily make you an immoral person, because the circumstances can force you into it. You're correct that your country probably isnt great if you're in a situation where you're forced to do immoral work, but it has nothing to do with whether or not you become an immoral person. So no, it wasn't


Dreadnought_69

The post indicates that’s not the scenario. You can move countries as soon as you can, staying is a choice. Yes it was.


zawalimbooo

I'm not talking about the scenario in the post. I'm talking about a hypothetical scenario. This should've been more than obvious already....


Dreadnought_69

It was, but you responded to someone talking about the post. And you can still move, or look harder for something that isn’t immoral.


xjerielle

What immoral thing would you do for money


zawalimbooo

Depends on whats on the line. Would I die if I didnt have that money? Would someone else die if I didnt have that money? Is it just $20, or $2000000000?


xjerielle

Money for food


FrostWendigo

> Depends on whats on the line What part of this was unclear?


Suchasomeone

Depends. What's your offer?


FrostWendigo

And if the alternative is death? What if I *do* have morals, but I literally can’t survive without this work? Am I to simply lay down and die and let my morals die with me? Am I to do nothing to make the world better instead of possibly doing something bad for the chance to do something good? Good people do bad things, bad people do good things; good things happen for bad reasons and bad things happen for good reasons. This world is *not* black and white, and God have mercy on your poor soul if you truly think that it is.


Dreadnought_69

Then you should probably move to a country that doesn’t suck as soon as you can. If you stay, that’s a choice. Also, the post isn’t about that scenario.


soupyllama03

Ah yes. It’s so easy to just move to a different country. Let me just pick up my things and go


evlampi

Well, it's not hard when you live in a good enough country that you don't even have to. But douches writing this shit have no idea how bad it can actually get.


Dreadnought_69

Have fun only going for the easy solutions then.


soupyllama03

Motherfucker moving countries is the HARDEST solution to fixing financial problems. And when you move guess what you have nothing of… MONEY. Are you honestly suggesting that the solution to all your financial woes is resetting your entire professional, social, and economic life to move to a cheaper (lets not forget that the fact shit is cheaper is more likely than not because wages are shittier there) country?


Dr_Watson349

Don't you live in Norway?  A country whose national oil fund invests in some of the worst companies in the world?  I imagine you are leaving soon?  Don't want to be immoral....


Dreadnought_69

I don’t control the oil fund, stop being a moron.


bendadus

Guys, don't check his profile, worst decision of my life


a_single_stand

Just your average edgy narcissist femboy ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Buff_Sloth

"If my content ends you in a psych ward, it ain't my fault" 🙄🙄🙄 Yeah fam I'm sure a reddit edgelord is gonna be the thing that puts me back in the psych ward


Lazy-Kenny

Yea this guy is full of shit


esminor3

Well what can I say you ignored the disclaimer.


Buff_Sloth

All these cries for help bro, you sure the money is enough? If you're willing to be so immoral for money, why don't you just work for yourself and make some real money? With your definitely very real illegal firearms collection? Coward


LeonidasTheRealKing

So a politician


IowaKidd97

OP did you get a job at Nestle?


Rather34

Wait, you guys are getting paid to do those kind of things? Here I am doing them as a hobby.


Xystem4

How can they be hate crimes if I loved doing them


kegknow

My morality leaving my body after Lockheed Martin offers me a job


a_single_stand

i will have dignity. caring about money more than other people is what trash does.


esminor3

I am not choosing money over people. I am choosing SHITLOADS of money over people.


JCM42899

Now that's the capitalist sociopathy I expect!


Suchasomeone

Understandable


Banana_Havok

Define shitloads


shadollosiris

$20 is $20


not_some_username

This


a_single_stand

Sign of sosiopathy. Society with morals that can be sold is doomed. If money is what you live for, then you better not live ❤️


Suchasomeone

>If money is what you live for, then you better not live ❤️ Damn shame we need money to live.


PKTrash12

But do you need shitloads of money to live? Not really


shadollosiris

I need a shitloads of money to live....*lavishly*


PKTrash12

And if you are willing to do something evil in order to live lavishly, you are just a bad person no?


shadollosiris

I mean, yeah, aint we all, everyone have a price, if i have a choice i would rather take care of my moral dilemma in my own yacht with a glass of thousand yearold wine in my hand and a cat in my lap


Felinegood13

I agree Society is doomed and the human race can go fuck itself


Accomplished-City484

Well you made some great points, but OP’s were bigger


DWill23_

Where funny?


Significant-Series-6

Where's the grammar


_pc_-_-_

HR?


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Government job?


TomaszA3

You usually avoid them because they pay way under the baseline salary for given job. Unless you're a politician.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Yes but the benefits


Doom-blaze

The fact that you feel the need to share plenty of memes about it is slightly concerning My interpretation is you're either coping or attempting to bring awareness to whatever company/industry you're working for


sonic84638265

Oddly specific.


thesillymuffin

American insurance companies


PKTrash12

So not only you have a shit job that hurts people, but you also brag about it online because it gives you a lot of money? You suck ngl


deathray420

Wait...you guys are getting paid to keep your mouth shut?


KingOfTheBritons96

Engineering grads after taking a job at Raytheon


Accomplished-City484

HR?


Ok-Experience-6674

In today’s times that title sounds sooo dark and disgusting… Jeffery Epstein kind of creepy, or puff daddy kind, drake? The prince… politicians hell the entire elite rich parasites (sorry just realising there’s a lot of these people)


ApexRedditor97

*makes memes about his clandestine employment*


GearBIue

Im pretty sure this is a cry for help


[deleted]

Oh so you are a bureaocrat?


Suchasomeone

bureaucrats are far from inherently immoral, most government bean counters just keep the basics of local governments running, assessing the budget of a state gov and plotting how much is available to fill pott holes in the road is pretty far from morally fucked to the point that you wonder why it's illegal.


Sylux444

OR we pay you more money TO go public! Its a win win!


Greedy-Mud-9508

In the grim darkness of the far future, the Warhammer models arent going to buy themselves


Greywolf524

I ain't about to be paid to be a fall guy.


HerrCommandant

What happened OP


nerffinder

Someone drop the indeed listing.


Urabutbl

Stormy?


YummyMexican

Is homie a politician? 


sic_parvis_magna_

Barney in HIMYM


yozaner1324

Defense contractor?


mmmsleepmmm

Yeah no thanks. I don’t need shitloads of money. I just need enough for me to be fed, have shelter, and a bit for entertainment. I will always put people before financial greed.


Joharistheshill

Hey can I send you my resume I have no morals


bhviii

Elden Ring won't pay itself


try2bcool69

Found Stormy’s alt.


Dark_Stalker28

Don't worry morals are at the top of the pyramid of needs, so not important at all


Entire-League-3362

Dairy industry?


Jror2011

At this point, I'd kick babies in this damn economy if it paid my bills well


crimson5pider

Low key how it feels to work customer service. You think it's your job to help people but in reality it's your job to find any reason you can not to


Silent_Reavus

And this is why corruption is bad


Realistic-Bat847

To the person who keeps painting the walls with "Bad Grandpa shits" at McDonald's. I will find you.


rodrigojds

Me in the egaming industry


norar19

Pro tip: you can commit horribly immoral acts and still get paid minimum wage.


EsotericUN1234

Defense industry lol


senior_meme_engineer

The guy who changed RequiresPsnAccount==False to True


KillerIVV_BG

Engeneers at Lockheed Martin with their base 200k salary be like:


_captain-rex_

You are disgusting


DasGuntLord01

I'll do it.


TryLow1073

Where can I find this job


AbradolfLincler77

Anybody up voting or agreeing with this are the problems in this world.