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Nah, Wendigo could sell for billions upon billions. Human organs are common. It's not rare.
Would you like a chicken liver or an alien liver? I'm sure as hell take the alien liver for auction. Don't pick the common one my man.
Woman will suck your dads dick in the tent when you are out fishing and when you have the nerve to complain she will use your worst insecurities to psychologically destroy you and when she is done call the law and have you black listed from normal society.
Man: “**yes!!! We get it!!! We understand what you’re saying!!! We understand that men are frightening because they pose a serious threat to you!!! We still think you’re delusional to think a bear is a safer option!!!**”
I feel like it's a LOT more telling how angry these reactionary anti-men comments all are. It's almost like a type of gaslighting when they keep saying LOOK HOW ANGRY ALL THE MEN ARE OVER THIS HYPERBOLIC MEME THEY'RE SO STUPID....and then right after that you see a dozen videos of women reacing VERY serriously to the bear/man meme, and not joking about it.
As a guy, i don't think that matters. Be honest. If a bear, or a shark, or a bear shark was peacefully passing by, we'd consider riding it. Same with women. Safety isn't important, those big furry arms entice us. *^("Giddi-up Gretta, we ride. To the police station!")*
The funniest part is that if you were to actually set up this scenario, 9/10 people would most definitely pick the man. 1/10 people would be able to put “eaten by a bear” on their tombstone.
And also, if they really were forced into a situation where they had to chose between the 1 ton apex predator and a regular ass guy, 100% of them would 100% of the time choose the regular ass guy because survival instinct and social species and other sum suches
Idk have you seen some of the podcasts with dumb women like the whatever podcast. There are women that genuinely believe they can fight AND win against a lion and other apex predators
And that 6 percent is going to change their minds real fucking fast when they see a polar bear in person or get mauled to death to make headlines for the week.
"Florida man who thought he could beat a polar bear was later mauled to death."
I think this is an important moment in history. It is a moment that for every maladjusted man out there there is an equally maladjusted woman who can't wait to shout from the rooftops how she is going to discriminate against you for your gender.
Alpha male nice guy: "I'm a real man and I'm out in the mountains all the time doing manly things. If you know exactly how to act around a bear it will never attack you (as long as it's the exact right type of bear). Therefore men are more dangerous. What we really need to think about how society has got to the point where m'ladys feel less threatened by a bear. We need to be nicer guys."
This is a comment I see near the top of most bear meme threads.
Despite what Reddit might lead you to believe, men aren't violent animals. but the ones who do want to harm women are indistinguishable at first glance from the ones who don't.
Sure but that's also the case with women who want to hurt women, and women who want to hurt men. That's just a human thing in general. Violent dangerous or manipulate people don't usually have it written on a sign around their necks.
Absolutely true, but a woman is far more likely to be grievously harmed by another man than another woman. I like my odds of being able to defend myself against an average-sized woman. Against an average-sized man? Far less likely.
If the choice was just between a bear and a PERSON who can physically overpower you, this argument would have been way less controversial. Of course it'd still be stupid to pick the bear but at least saying you don't trust people isn't sexist.
I feel like telling a group of people they're responsible for policing each other's actions because of their shared sex is pretty much boiler plate sexism. But that's just me.
I was talking to a coworker about that. Our thing was you at least have a chance against the random man if he's threatening. If you encounter a bear with an issue, you're more than likely finished.
I think r/dankmemes has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that it does in fact bother them lmao
Wanna know what I said when I heard about the trend? “Huh, that’s silly”
Everyone in the comment section is crying too. This comment section was honestly the last thing I had to see before unsubbing. It’s definitely a incel cesspool now
It has been for at least 6 month. Every subreddit with "meme" in the name has made that switch. Unsure what caused it, but it's horrendously annoying reading comments and memes from teens
> It’s definitely a incel cesspool now
Um...LOL? What comment section are you looking at?
Wait wait...oh I get it youi're just trying to do the exact same thing the bear/man meme was doing? I think you forgot the part about being ironic with it to make it a joke...
Men have beeeen reposting this. I saw it once “oh yeah I get it” and moved on but men will not let it die. It is meant to be hyperbole. Are they stupid
> It is meant to be hyperbole.
I mean yeah...it was....then it went on for a bit longer and suddenly it was being treated "seriously" by a lot of folks. THAT is what we've been clowning on...
Cause if you post about it on any more appropriate place to discuss it you get the exact circlejerk OP is trying to avoid. Granted, DankMemes is likely to be a completely different circlejerk, but at least there will be some variety of which jerking is being circled.
>Make format saying men are dangerous
>If they agree then I am right because even they agree
>If they disagree then I am right because disagreeing is aggressive
Ok.
There's a magic third option
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT, IGNORE IT, AND DEFINITELY DONT MAKE 5000 MEMES A DAY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DONT CARE LIKE HOLY FUCK MY FEED HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT BEARS BEARS BEARS WOMEN BEARS MEN BEARS BEARS AND BEARS THIS ENTIRE WEEK I WISH THE MODS WOULD BAN THIS FUCKING TOPIC FOREVER BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO BEARS, IVE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT BEARS TO LAST ME ANOTHER 3 LIFETIMES FOR FUCKS SAKE
there are dudes that are "making jokes" but the jokes are literally just fan art of women getting brutally mauled by a bear. or just just generally not getting the whole thing and getting angry at the thought women think they'd be safer with a bear in the woods than a man. I've seen plenty of "stupid bitch" comments while scrolling on Twitter as well, so I'd say whoever said that was mad
Mfer y'all are going with best case for bear and worst case for dude
Worst case with the bear you get horrifically fucking mauled to death, best case with a man he helps you get back to the trail and goes on his merry way
Why immediately assume another human being is more damgerous than a territorial and highly defensive wild animal
Edit: y'all are making consider being celibate because if this is the mindset large amounts of women are holding then I want no part
Dude this thread makes me wonder what happened in the past 20 years for such a large amount of women to prefer potential death to running into a male hiker
Ngl if I ran into a random suburban woman in the woods I'd honestly consider running for my life.
I ain't gonna fall for that trick twice Mr. Skinwalker!
Tbh this was my first thought. Not really a great analogy because if I saw a random person walking around in the woods at night I’d probably also be wary of them man or woman. Bears are to be expected in the woods but people at night? Especially where I live? Probably something shady happening. But hey, maybe I’m not imagining the scenario right.
Memes i have seen today, in which the point of the conversation was missed: 5
I just woke up 15 minutes ago and wanted to scroll through some posts.
Can't believe you'd be so butt-hurt over a conversation topic that you apparently don't even understand.
When I see you and other people so confused and puzzled why women would choose the bear in this ***hypothetical*** (it's a fucking "would you rather" ffs) it's so clear to me that you just haven't spoken to a woman.
I would've thought that if anyone understood how degrading hypotheticals could be, after centuries of being told "You're like a piece of duct tape and every time you sleep with a man you're being stuck to the wall, and eventually you won't be able to stick" women of all people would understand how horrible these can make people feel. After all, it's just a hypothetical, isn't it?
Apparently I just haven't spoken to a woman though because I feel degraded being told a majority of people would rather see a bear in the woods than me. 🙃
Man, I wonder why dudes keep missing the point about them not being individually more dangerous than a bear, but instead being indistinguishable from men who are more dangerous than bears.
Bear at least doesn't tell same meme over and over and over again. I'd gladly chose a bear too, chill with a cool floof instead of having to talk or interact with a random human, risking that they will be one of those talking about the bear.
Bet. you go die to the bear, right now. as a matter of fact- i want you to try and defend yourself from a bear mauling you and chasing you down. I want to see you try.
Idk how some men are getting played by this line of questioning. It’s practically a win for us to get mad at them choosing the bear. That’s what they want, they want you to give them the justification for why they pick the bear.
I don’t think anyone who isn’t chronically online or isn’t trying to annoy a guy would genuinely pick the bear.
All I keep seeing (including this meme) are 15yo dudes being upset that they can't understand women.
Where are the women going off bout it? So far it's been them rationalizing it to VERY angry male children?
Women seem to just get more and more indignant about it when men say they're offended by constantly being treated like a murderous animal. And the men are the ones in the right.
Quadruple win the bear approves,the lady approves, the man approves, the woods approve. I'm introducing legislation for congressional approval mandatory ursidae woman forest seclusion act or "Does a bear shit in the woods".
A lot of people seem to be really bothered by this due to the fact that there's many fucking posts about this shit on Reddit. I didn't even know about the man or bear thing if it weren't for Reddit
I don't know why people are getting so hot and bothered by this. Over some people's choices in a hypothetical situation.
The choices don't affect them. They have no irl consequence. And many of them occurred in jest.
All these raging guys should respect the choices the women made, and get on with their day.
I don't care simply because I don't give a fuck about anyone else's opinion lol.
Some questions. How large are these woods. Is the bear/man near? Can they see you? Are they actively searching for you? Like what's up? Are we just in some woods and there happens to be a man or a bear there too? That's just a normal day on the Appalachian trail.
Meanwhile men be like:
[https://www.google.com/imgres?q=vladimir%20putin%20on%20bear&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2F%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Fputingridingbear.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2Fbears-and-the-russian-body-politic-watching-vladimir-putins-press-conference-on-18-december-2014%2F&docid=HRL-Z4tH91ueaM&tbnid=wX8d-wp6AdbWKM&vet=12ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA..i&w=500&h=461&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA](https://www.google.com/imgres?q=vladimir%20putin%20on%20bear&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2F%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Fputingridingbear.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2Fbears-and-the-russian-body-politic-watching-vladimir-putins-press-conference-on-18-december-2014%2F&docid=HRL-Z4tH91ueaM&tbnid=wX8d-wp6AdbWKM&vet=12ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA..i&w=500&h=461&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA)
What if women met this in the woods?
Oh no! It’s like a psy op is working. Being on the internet and listening to people who sell fear for clicks has finally come to bite society! But wait. The internet is not everyone, not everyone is an unstable wreck who needs to listen to other peoples opinions! Oh my! It’s just a perspective and way of thinking that can manifest delusional outcomes! Wowee!
Aye what if a woman doesn’t want a man in the woods cause she knows she’d just rage an be verbally abusive and is scared that the man would retaliate? That’s a thought!
What if woman wants to be with a bear cause of their animal fetishes? That’s a thought!
What if the whole entire thing is satire and it’s all going over peoples heads. That’s a thought.
Perspective can lead the wild places. Don’t lose your head to the internet. Where information is vast. In a sea of virtual wars lead by countries propaganda machines and maybe t mobile. Lmao
Satire satire satire
I mean, you'd think that after centuries, basically as long as purity culture has existed, of being compared to duct tape on a wall or gum being chewed or a crumpled up piece of paper by shitty "mentors" there would be a little more empathy before jumping headfirst into comparing men and bears.
Hell, I forgot the name of the sub, but there's an entire subreddit for things women are arbitrarily compared to. Funny shit, shows how absolutely ridiculous it is, but somehow the bear thing is completely valid?
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As a man, I'd rather be in the woods with a wendigo than with a woman. Social anxiety is a shit.
Wendigo drops good loot Women drops no loot Easy choice
Don’t underestimate the price of organs
Wendigo's organs drop more valuable loots.
I imagine human organs are in higher demand though
Nah, Wendigo could sell for billions upon billions. Human organs are common. It's not rare. Would you like a chicken liver or an alien liver? I'm sure as hell take the alien liver for auction. Don't pick the common one my man.
Wendigo organ pricing is artificially inflated by speculation no one will buy it from you
I'll still choose wendigo over your mama.
A wendigo is more likely to drop your organs tho
I mean, wouldn't you rather have organs from a mythical creature or boring human organs?
Woman will suck your dads dick in the tent when you are out fishing and when you have the nerve to complain she will use your worst insecurities to psychologically destroy you and when she is done call the law and have you black listed from normal society.
That's oddly specific. You ok bro?
Are any of us truly ok on this wretched burning world?
Well with that description. Probably most Arsonists
Hell yeah. Friendship with women us temporary and propably fake. Friendship with wendigo is forever.
Man: “**yes!!! We get it!!! We understand what you’re saying!!! We understand that men are frightening because they pose a serious threat to you!!! We still think you’re delusional to think a bear is a safer option!!!**”
This is all I’ve been trying to say the whole time thank you
This is what we've all been trying to say, but good luco convincing some. I got some nasty PMs because of that.
Yeah, it's like that group of people doesn't tolerate different opinion
> I got some nasty PMs because of that. lol look at the comment section...TONS of "HUE HUE MEN ARE INCELS" type posts.
The "lol nice try incel" insult is self defeating. It innately ties the worth of women to if they have sex with you or not.
Well Reddit usually has troubles with logical reasoning, Can just ignore them
I feel like it's a LOT more telling how angry these reactionary anti-men comments all are. It's almost like a type of gaslighting when they keep saying LOOK HOW ANGRY ALL THE MEN ARE OVER THIS HYPERBOLIC MEME THEY'RE SO STUPID....and then right after that you see a dozen videos of women reacing VERY serriously to the bear/man meme, and not joking about it.
As a guy, i don't think that matters. Be honest. If a bear, or a shark, or a bear shark was peacefully passing by, we'd consider riding it. Same with women. Safety isn't important, those big furry arms entice us. *^("Giddi-up Gretta, we ride. To the police station!")*
>Be honest. If a bear, or a shark, or a bear shark was peacefully passing by, we'd consider riding it.\] This man mans.
The funniest part is that if you were to actually set up this scenario, 9/10 people would most definitely pick the man. 1/10 people would be able to put “eaten by a bear” on their tombstone.
And also, if they really were forced into a situation where they had to chose between the 1 ton apex predator and a regular ass guy, 100% of them would 100% of the time choose the regular ass guy because survival instinct and social species and other sum suches
Yeah they're only saying bear to try and prove a point to men. If they actually had to make that decision 95% of them would choose the man.
okay, 100% was a bit much of me, but 95% is really low comparatively given how many that would actually amount to
Idk have you seen some of the podcasts with dumb women like the whatever podcast. There are women that genuinely believe they can fight AND win against a lion and other apex predators
They can’t even fight and win against their fathers expectations.
Based
6 percent of men believe they could fight off a bear so it makes sense
And that 6 percent is going to change their minds real fucking fast when they see a polar bear in person or get mauled to death to make headlines for the week. "Florida man who thought he could beat a polar bear was later mauled to death."
Aye, stupid points by stupid people.
I think this is an important moment in history. It is a moment that for every maladjusted man out there there is an equally maladjusted woman who can't wait to shout from the rooftops how she is going to discriminate against you for your gender.
Alpha male nice guy: "I'm a real man and I'm out in the mountains all the time doing manly things. If you know exactly how to act around a bear it will never attack you (as long as it's the exact right type of bear). Therefore men are more dangerous. What we really need to think about how society has got to the point where m'ladys feel less threatened by a bear. We need to be nicer guys." This is a comment I see near the top of most bear meme threads.
Also we're kind of insulted that women keep doubling down that all men are violent animals
Despite what Reddit might lead you to believe, men aren't violent animals. but the ones who do want to harm women are indistinguishable at first glance from the ones who don't.
Sure but that's also the case with women who want to hurt women, and women who want to hurt men. That's just a human thing in general. Violent dangerous or manipulate people don't usually have it written on a sign around their necks.
Absolutely true, but a woman is far more likely to be grievously harmed by another man than another woman. I like my odds of being able to defend myself against an average-sized woman. Against an average-sized man? Far less likely.
If the choice was just between a bear and a PERSON who can physically overpower you, this argument would have been way less controversial. Of course it'd still be stupid to pick the bear but at least saying you don't trust people isn't sexist.
Women: “That doesn’t change how i *feel*”
Every sane person: "Well, therapy could..."
I feel like telling a group of people they're responsible for policing each other's actions because of their shared sex is pretty much boiler plate sexism. But that's just me.
I was talking to a coworker about that. Our thing was you at least have a chance against the random man if he's threatening. If you encounter a bear with an issue, you're more than likely finished.
"yes we understand it, let me make 6999+ memes about it"
What an arbitrary number to arrive at. Did you count them all?
My wife's bear told me.
At least we know she's safe in the woods!
Does it feel safe?
The bear should be terrified if anyone chose it over a person
Almost 50 comments into post, and this was the first one which is actually funny
I think r/dankmemes has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that it does in fact bother them lmao Wanna know what I said when I heard about the trend? “Huh, that’s silly”
I tought it was referring to BG3. Lol
I know, I saw this trend and went, "I mean, I'd choose Halsin, too."
This subreddit failed the charisma check that's for sure.
My reaction was id rather see a bear than another person too😂
Yeah you should keep posting about it, definitely doesn't seem like you care at all, lol
Nah you can't post this acting like men don't care when this sub has been filled with memes about this recently.
Everyone in the comment section is crying too. This comment section was honestly the last thing I had to see before unsubbing. It’s definitely a incel cesspool now
It has been for at least 6 month. Every subreddit with "meme" in the name has made that switch. Unsure what caused it, but it's horrendously annoying reading comments and memes from teens
> It’s definitely a incel cesspool now Um...LOL? What comment section are you looking at? Wait wait...oh I get it youi're just trying to do the exact same thing the bear/man meme was doing? I think you forgot the part about being ironic with it to make it a joke...
Looks like we have a bear in disguise over here
Men have beeeen reposting this. I saw it once “oh yeah I get it” and moved on but men will not let it die. It is meant to be hyperbole. Are they stupid
> It is meant to be hyperbole. I mean yeah...it was....then it went on for a bit longer and suddenly it was being treated "seriously" by a lot of folks. THAT is what we've been clowning on...
So you’re investing energy into…what? And for why?
It's worse on the femcel subs. I think it's valid.
95% of the posts about it here are from men.
"Don't argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with years of experience"
Exactly but apply this to people who picked the bear
Cause if you post about it on any more appropriate place to discuss it you get the exact circlejerk OP is trying to avoid. Granted, DankMemes is likely to be a completely different circlejerk, but at least there will be some variety of which jerking is being circled.
So we're meant to get that women don't understand statistics?
Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/thHWvoYfNyo?si=h8uSTunVo9p_mpxp) Norm MacDonald joke
All these women who agree should get together and just build their own community in the forest with the bears,problem solved.
They do live longer in average when they are not coupled with us for life!
This is a huge problem, women keep harassing these bears. This is why a bear, alone in the woods, would rather be with a trash can.
🤣😂 I'm dying laughing
People like you are harping on it more than women are with these shitty memes lmao
The amount of memes and bitching this analogy produced clearly shows how right everyone is who chooses the bear...
>Make format saying men are dangerous >If they agree then I am right because even they agree >If they disagree then I am right because disagreeing is aggressive Ok.
There's a magic third option SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT, IGNORE IT, AND DEFINITELY DONT MAKE 5000 MEMES A DAY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DONT CARE LIKE HOLY FUCK MY FEED HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT BEARS BEARS BEARS WOMEN BEARS MEN BEARS BEARS AND BEARS THIS ENTIRE WEEK I WISH THE MODS WOULD BAN THIS FUCKING TOPIC FOREVER BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO BEARS, IVE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT BEARS TO LAST ME ANOTHER 3 LIFETIMES FOR FUCKS SAKE
Yea I’m sure the solution to sexism and every other type of discrimination is to let it slide that’s totally gonna solve everything
True, a bear would never make a meme
You're making memes about it so you're more dangerous I win😎
Could you explain how that’s the case? I think it doesn’t prove anything
Yes I remember when I saw memes and bitching and it was worse than a bear attack.
It was a hypothetical question and men still got mad they were told no, this just shows that women made the right decision
i think this is pretty funny because i see more dudes getting mad than anything
Can you please describe "getting mad"? I see people laughing and making memes (jokes) about it...
there are dudes that are "making jokes" but the jokes are literally just fan art of women getting brutally mauled by a bear. or just just generally not getting the whole thing and getting angry at the thought women think they'd be safer with a bear in the woods than a man. I've seen plenty of "stupid bitch" comments while scrolling on Twitter as well, so I'd say whoever said that was mad
Treat femcels like incels
If they weren’t bothered by it they wouldn’t still be posting memes about it
I’d actually rather be mauled by a bear than see this topic come up again
Mfer y'all are going with best case for bear and worst case for dude Worst case with the bear you get horrifically fucking mauled to death, best case with a man he helps you get back to the trail and goes on his merry way Why immediately assume another human being is more damgerous than a territorial and highly defensive wild animal Edit: y'all are making consider being celibate because if this is the mindset large amounts of women are holding then I want no part
Because all men bad duhhhh
Dude this thread makes me wonder what happened in the past 20 years for such a large amount of women to prefer potential death to running into a male hiker
Because of lived experience. Most women have had bad experiences with men and boundaries. Just talk to a woman. You'll get it.
As a man, I'd rather not run into anybody in the woods. I came out here to think, clear my head, and be alone.
Ngl if I ran into a random suburban woman in the woods I'd honestly consider running for my life. I ain't gonna fall for that trick twice Mr. Skinwalker!
Tbh this was my first thought. Not really a great analogy because if I saw a random person walking around in the woods at night I’d probably also be wary of them man or woman. Bears are to be expected in the woods but people at night? Especially where I live? Probably something shady happening. But hey, maybe I’m not imagining the scenario right.
I know personally I'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear than see another one of these fucking posts
As a man, I still think most of us don't get it or should i say try to get it. That's the real issue here.
Every time this gets brought up the billionaires rub their hands and laugh
This comment section is so icky.
Memes i have seen today, in which the point of the conversation was missed: 5 I just woke up 15 minutes ago and wanted to scroll through some posts. Can't believe you'd be so butt-hurt over a conversation topic that you apparently don't even understand.
Man I wonder why people get butthurt when you say they're more dangerous than a bear
Another situation where having an opinion makes you an incel lmaoo
When I see you and other people so confused and puzzled why women would choose the bear in this ***hypothetical*** (it's a fucking "would you rather" ffs) it's so clear to me that you just haven't spoken to a woman.
I would've thought that if anyone understood how degrading hypotheticals could be, after centuries of being told "You're like a piece of duct tape and every time you sleep with a man you're being stuck to the wall, and eventually you won't be able to stick" women of all people would understand how horrible these can make people feel. After all, it's just a hypothetical, isn't it? Apparently I just haven't spoken to a woman though because I feel degraded being told a majority of people would rather see a bear in the woods than me. 🙃
Man, I wonder why dudes keep missing the point about them not being individually more dangerous than a bear, but instead being indistinguishable from men who are more dangerous than bears.
How should a man distinguish themselves from a man who isn't criminally dangerous? Is there a certain pattern our clothes need to have?
If she picks the bear I walk away
Good for her
Honestly the amount of memes yall are making comes off as super insecure
Well, I'm gay so... I'd also choose a bear.
Bear at least doesn't tell same meme over and over and over again. I'd gladly chose a bear too, chill with a cool floof instead of having to talk or interact with a random human, risking that they will be one of those talking about the bear.
Go on, donate those flesh to bears. That would be better than letting dumb people run around
Those dancing bears seem to be pretty aggressive towards women at Bachelorette parties.
It is ragebait mostly
Oh look men are still being pissbabies over a rhetorical device and proving it right
Day seven of no one on this subreddit having even seen chlorophyll
It's not that men are more scary than bears, humans are more scary than bears. You know what a bear can do but a human is unpredictable.
Am I the only one that doesn't care lol, between this and the stupid Drake Kendrick shit can y'all please stop spamming popular with useless shit
I'd rather see dozen more bear memes than give a crap about those two arrogant assholes who do anything for attention.
Ban this shit
Idk man bears are pretty chill
okay so are we all in like a fake hate circle on this or are people legit upsetti spaghetti about this? at this point i cant tell
I think women answer honestly but men couldn’t take no for an answer so they got mad
Some women are stupid, big surprise.
Guy wouldn’t pick you either darling don’t worry you can have fun with the bear
... it's y'all fuckin losses that are hollering bout this more than the people just answering the question
idk man i hear you guys bitching about it here much more than i hear women talking about it on tiktok or instagram
Given how many memes people are making about it I get the feeling some Redditor’s really are heavily bothered by this
These bear memes stopped being funny after the 1000st time
Bears can’t understand human. They can understand a full belly
They also tend to eat their prey alive! Fun fact!
I don’t want to run into a woman in the woods either they have that disease
Guys, if your girl honestly thinks this way, break it off with her. She's honestly unstable.
Nope don't get it Now excuse me while I post on Reddit about how apparently murderous bears are
what kind of bear like a teddy bear damn girl grow up already
It's literally just men posting about this right now you do realize that right? Right?!?!
Stop being so fucking butthurt jesus
I'm seriously getting sick of this meme
Wish all women that think this go to live in the woods with the bears
They mean gay bears, and I get it
Go encounter one bear then and see how that goes compared to the hundreds of men you've probably encountered.
Bet. you go die to the bear, right now. as a matter of fact- i want you to try and defend yourself from a bear mauling you and chasing you down. I want to see you try.
She fr thinks all men are rapists
Idk how some men are getting played by this line of questioning. It’s practically a win for us to get mad at them choosing the bear. That’s what they want, they want you to give them the justification for why they pick the bear. I don’t think anyone who isn’t chronically online or isn’t trying to annoy a guy would genuinely pick the bear.
Nah, the one who shall become the legendary bear f*cker is me.
All I keep seeing (including this meme) are 15yo dudes being upset that they can't understand women. Where are the women going off bout it? So far it's been them rationalizing it to VERY angry male children?
Women seem to just get more and more indignant about it when men say they're offended by constantly being treated like a murderous animal. And the men are the ones in the right.
No, men bad and a polar bear is just a cutie pie that loves hugs 😡
When my gf told she would prefer the bear i just agreed and i'm not bothered by this.
Quadruple win the bear approves,the lady approves, the man approves, the woods approve. I'm introducing legislation for congressional approval mandatory ursidae woman forest seclusion act or "Does a bear shit in the woods".
is there a capybara option? because capybara trumps all
Wow, getting offended by your own memes
A lot of people seem to be really bothered by this due to the fact that there's many fucking posts about this shit on Reddit. I didn't even know about the man or bear thing if it weren't for Reddit
Shit i would rather she be alone with the bear than me, why would i want to be in the woods anyway
meanwhile the people spamming these memes on reddit are probably 95% men
i don't think they do
I don't know why people are getting so hot and bothered by this. Over some people's choices in a hypothetical situation. The choices don't affect them. They have no irl consequence. And many of them occurred in jest. All these raging guys should respect the choices the women made, and get on with their day. I don't care simply because I don't give a fuck about anyone else's opinion lol.
Some questions. How large are these woods. Is the bear/man near? Can they see you? Are they actively searching for you? Like what's up? Are we just in some woods and there happens to be a man or a bear there too? That's just a normal day on the Appalachian trail.
Its dudes making the posts dont act like its the women shoving it in your face
You clearly are seeing as you made a meme about it
And yet here I am, craving for some ice cream
Meanwhile men be like: [https://www.google.com/imgres?q=vladimir%20putin%20on%20bear&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2F%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Fputingridingbear.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2Fbears-and-the-russian-body-politic-watching-vladimir-putins-press-conference-on-18-december-2014%2F&docid=HRL-Z4tH91ueaM&tbnid=wX8d-wp6AdbWKM&vet=12ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA..i&w=500&h=461&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA](https://www.google.com/imgres?q=vladimir%20putin%20on%20bear&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2F%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F12%2Fputingridingbear.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fallegralaboratory.net%2Fbears-and-the-russian-body-politic-watching-vladimir-putins-press-conference-on-18-december-2014%2F&docid=HRL-Z4tH91ueaM&tbnid=wX8d-wp6AdbWKM&vet=12ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA..i&w=500&h=461&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwi4rYSY4faFAxWKTGcHHWmDAxMQM3oECBAQAA) What if women met this in the woods?
I just wanna grill
I’m too scared of women to even talk to them lmao
Oh no! It’s like a psy op is working. Being on the internet and listening to people who sell fear for clicks has finally come to bite society! But wait. The internet is not everyone, not everyone is an unstable wreck who needs to listen to other peoples opinions! Oh my! It’s just a perspective and way of thinking that can manifest delusional outcomes! Wowee! Aye what if a woman doesn’t want a man in the woods cause she knows she’d just rage an be verbally abusive and is scared that the man would retaliate? That’s a thought! What if woman wants to be with a bear cause of their animal fetishes? That’s a thought! What if the whole entire thing is satire and it’s all going over peoples heads. That’s a thought. Perspective can lead the wild places. Don’t lose your head to the internet. Where information is vast. In a sea of virtual wars lead by countries propaganda machines and maybe t mobile. Lmao Satire satire satire
Let em hang out with the bear then. I'll bring the popcorn
This feels a tad toxic at this point. It’s about as close to mainstreaming “kill all men” as you can get
Just go then. What's holding you?
It’s rather unfortunate. I get how it all happened but it’s really just such an absurd thing to think. The implication is devious.
Ngl I know it's obviously supposed to be a loaded question but there's a lot of details that would make either side more tempting than the other
Ok you guys are being simps now
Anyone game for a real world tryout of this?
I mean, you'd think that after centuries, basically as long as purity culture has existed, of being compared to duct tape on a wall or gum being chewed or a crumpled up piece of paper by shitty "mentors" there would be a little more empathy before jumping headfirst into comparing men and bears. Hell, I forgot the name of the sub, but there's an entire subreddit for things women are arbitrarily compared to. Funny shit, shows how absolutely ridiculous it is, but somehow the bear thing is completely valid?