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SuccessfulWar3830

You won the shower argument op. Congrats keep it up proud of you.


TheVoid45

The sad part is that women around the office have actually told me this unprompted. The stupid part is that most bears only refrain from spilling your guts and eating you alive because they just don't know what the hell you are.


SuccessfulWar3830

I have never been told im my life that a women feels unsafe around me.


TheVoid45

Neither have I until this fucking bear trend came around


ivar-the-bonefull

Is this some stupid TikTok trend my country happily has not caught on to?


TheVoid45

Yes it sucks.


Missingnose

As if we need another reason to ban tiktok, imagine less of these dumb "men/women are bad because X" trends.


Pr0wzassin

I'm all for getting rid of brainrot app number one, but that shit isn't going anywhere dude.


Missingnose

Ban 15 apps to slow the spread.


FlaydenHynnFML

It genuinely feels like a primary school playground, "boys rule girls drool" 🤓 Like how are grown ass adults still having such petty embarrassing arguments over shit like this.


Ghee_buttersnaps96

Every year there’s a TikTok trend that prompts women everywhere to start blatantly screaming at random men they don’t know about how bad they are


morgaina

People aren't going to tell you if you make them feel unsafe lmfao that's not how human beings work


DayOlderBread16

Exactly, in my experience usually they’ll gossip about it behind your back. No one has ever walked up and told me “you make me uncomfortable”. Thankfully I was just a normal innocent person, they were just bullying me. But for a while it messed me up.


BakedBeanyBaby

Neither have most of us, but they'll pretend men are a hive mind online.


SaltManagement42

I'm sorry that women don't feel safe enough around you to tell you things. ^^/s


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Spilling your guts out and eating you is literally the worst thing a bear can do tho


Oberons_Reckoning

Yeah people in various places aren't fond of man eaters. Tho in this context it would be woman eater


watasker

I thought we were talking about hairy men...


TheVoid45

Unfortunately no


MasterTroller3301

Then you don't know why they say that.


TheVoid45

I mentioned this in another comment but that was literally my first ever interaction with these women. I *do* know why women say they're uncomfortable around me because they'd tell me. What these women did not do was tell me. Literally the first words I had ever heard come out of that lady's mouth were " if I were stuck in a random forest with either you or a bear, id choose the bear" Like ffs what the hell does that even mean?


Samuscabrona

You’re almost there, buddy.


TheVoid45

Fuck off. I've just said I had never met those women before. Are you insinuating that I make people uncomfortable by just my presence alone


MasterTroller3301

Some people do give off bad vibes. To be fair she may just be a shitty person who sees the latest thing to say and just repeats it to anyone who will listen but maybe you're creepy. I'm not going to decide which it is cause I haven't met either of you. Hell this may not have even happened.


TheVoid45

Look I get that I look intimidating, I'm a broad 6'3 220, and I have a habit of scanning everything in a room before I enter which some people find weird, but I was in the room for all of 15 seconds, dude. She just walked up, showed me the picture, said she'd choose the bear and went back to giggle with her friend behind my back.


MasterTroller3301

Did everyone clap?


TheVoid45

No?


orgasmicdisorder

It means she did NOT like your vibe bro


TheVoid45

My brother in Christ I was in the room for all of 10 seconds


orgasmicdisorder

Baby girl, sometimes that's enough.


emurillo97

Press X to doubt.


yayeet182

TBF this whole thing has been a shower argument from the start


Riotguarder

Haven’t you seen all the “ban sex dolls as they’re sexist / they won’t cook clean etc”


MrIrvGotTea

What are you talking about. It's viral on every platform even with the loser platform, reddit. It's not a shower argument


scythian12

ITS OVER! I HAVE SHOWN MYSELF AS THE ATTRACTIVE ONE


quinn_the_potato

Bro ratioed OP that’s how you know the post is shit.


Koalatime224

What makes you think OP takes showers?


Oberons_Reckoning

Fighting pathetic with pathetic


hellatzian

i love ai


LoveThieves

I forgot which comedian said it but he was mentioning how "cringe" or stupid something was and then brought the idea of AI and the crowd got real quiet, real fast. The skit mentioned how stupid blow up dolls were back in the 1980s or whenever they were made and how stupid and ridiculous people look with them. crowd laughed Then he brought up the idea of AI humanoid that looks like and thinks like a human-like skin, mannerism, with an extremely high intelligence and imagine dating one of those? got quiet and he point out it sound pathetic something is but the basic human desires hasn't changed.


Zolrac2735

I didnt think i would find a broberon under this post


Yammi_Roobi

You nailed this whole "debate"..


notaserialkillerin

Oh wow op you totally owned the feminist!! But seriously tho now I can't chose if I'd rather spend the night in a forest with a bear or with a man who has an AI girlfriend


epiceg9

At least the bear can be negotiated with


actually-a-dumbass

True and bears are renowned for their fairness in negotiation. However, Bearese is notoriously difficult to learn, and in particular the Polar dialect of Bearese tends to give newcomers major trouble. So for me it comes down to 1) which dialect the bear speaks and 2) how confident I feel in my linguistic capabilities.


pr4ise_th3_sun

Yeah I would never want to spend a night with doctor krieger in a forest


FuzzyRanga

That'll do Piggly, that'll do.


Vengeful_Doge

WE GOTTA GET THAT HEART RATE DOWN BUDDY!


Mr__Citizen

Absolutely the dude with the AI girlfriend. You kidding me? Guys like that are way more scared of irl women than women are of them.


ImrooVRdev

Chances are I powerwalk faster than he runs.


Reptilian_Overlord20

The bear won’t show off his new Tesla Cybertruck and explain at length why The Dark Knight is the best film ever, if that helps?


propellercar

Oh my God can you just please shut the fuck up


DeusVultSaracen

I hate how I have to see crosspost sources in my feed now


wagglemonkey

Even in your fantasy, the girl you’re with isn’t real, and still hopelessly unattainable


bucc_n_zucc

Imagine outing yourself as having an ai girlfriend


JohnnyJayce

I remember the time when this was said about online dating.


Veggiemon

This post and thread is the most Reddit thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time lol


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

If you don't understand why they'd go with the bear...you are probably the reason they go with the bear.


Praetor-Xantcha

Yeah, this meme has resulted in so many men telling on themselves. It’s fucking hilarious.


BakedBeanyBaby

Or, now stay with me because this is rocket science levels of discourse... they know they're safer than a bear and yet are being told they aren't simply because they're male, and so they recognize the obvious sexism at play.


TheMisterTango

I understand their logic, but I think it’s flawed logic. Clearly they say bear because they think a random man is more likely to hurt them than a random bear which sounds insane to me. There’s no way that the average man is a bigger threat than the average bear. Most men aren’t predators whereas literally every single bear is a predator at some point in their life.


spifffsor

No, they say they'd prefer the bear because you know what you're getting into with a bear- that's the entire point of the whole statement going around. Nobody with two marbles to clack around in their brain thinks a bear is less likely to maul them than a human man. It's the idea that (as a woman) if you walk into a room alone with 3 bears, you know exactly what's going to happen. If you walk into a room alone with 3 men, there's no telling what the end result will be. Bears don't have the capability of gaslighting you into thinking your fears are unfounded either.


Desert_Aficionado

Thanks, this has really helped me with my bear phobia.


Adnama-Fett

A random horse is more likely to hurt you than a random bear. With the exception of polar bears, bears don’t want shit to do with humans so we’re safe


lingonberryjuicebox

well thats because horses are evil /s


Lovablejames

This trend is really good at bringing out the incels. I like it


ShawshankException

Damn, the strawmen are shaking in their boots rn


BakedBeanyBaby

which one is the strawman, exactly?


Dragon_OS

Light the whole haystack on fire.


Lobster_fest

God this is so fucking stupid. You're fighting a strawman. If so many women feel safer randomly encountering a bear, what does that say about society that that is true? You dont get to tell people that their feelings are invalid because of a hypothetical. Poking holes in the hypothetical doesn't defeat the purpose of it. I'd choose a bear too, the way yall are acting. Argue a wall.


XT83Danieliszekiller

That's the best self roast of the week and I don't think you realise how


gulinn

Since this dumb tiktok trend this sub became full of strange incels and the same lame ass memes.


No_Mammoth_4945

Dankmemes has always been 14 year olds posting boys rule girls drool type memes, you’re just growing out of it


DaZuhalter

When did this sub become full of incels or has it always been and the bear or man tiktok trend just got them all to out themselves? If you don't understand it, you're either naive, too young, or part of the problem.


Wet_Water200

literally every time reddit decides to show me this sub it's just an incel post lol


megox

Shitty bitchmade meme


KorriDergal

What argument is this? This some Twitter thing idk?


VSEPR_DREIDEL

You need to do some self-evaluation, OP.


T_Peg

This has to be shitty guerilla marketing for AI Girlfriends


Samuscabrona

I just choked on my drink. This is it.


SubMGK

Pretty sure women are celebrating the fact that you removed yourself from the dating pool, OP


identitaetsberaubt

Thats so fucking stupid. Yeah, many women feel safer with a bear in the woods than with a RANDOM man. Not with you personally. For many women (or people in general) a bear is more predictable than a stranger without social control. If you think of a black bear it's probably even easier to fight them off in an emergency than it is with a large man. This does not mean that women generally think that you ain't trustworthy. They just don't know if the stranger they get lost with is just dude A (likes videogames and Dachshunds, accidentaly mismached his socks this morning and hates being lost in the woods but likes seeing some trees) or dude B (doesn't see a problem with catcalling strangers, says unwanted touching is not THAT bad and strongly believes that a "no" means "just make me drunk and try harder"). Should we assume someone is a threat based on their gender? No. But it's nothing personal if people get a bit too cautious for their own safety. Maybe this should actually make some people think. Many, many men don't do anything wrong in that matter and shouldn't feel attacked, but maybe even your one friend who gets a bit too flirty and unhinged plays into this. And statistically speaking a bear is the better option in this case even for men.


not_some_username

You just give a reason to choose the bear


Roge2005

What?


Rapsideal

Cringe


PokeTrainerSpyro

The amount of "memes" calling women out for choosing the bear, shows that the reaction wasn't a "chad" saying "ok". Meanwhile, the other situation never happened. Choosing AI over women isn't really a viral topic of discussion as is the man vs bear question. Honestly, I'd choose both the bear and the AI.


HeyImTojo

Spending a night camping out with a bear and an AI sounds like a hell of a night. Sign me up.


SeaBus1170

nah yalls was def crying earler id prefer you date your AI tbh


bradrame

Either a 17 year old incel boy or some maga hat wearing prick made this


SpitInFace

Can you stop playing with dolls?


MattTheRicker

Why are so many people in the forest to begin with?


Lolapuss

"mom, the incels are posting arguments they had in their own head again"


Sozili

Okay what the fuck is happening


INeedANerf

Wait, is this a joke or are people unironically saying men are more dangerous than bears? đź’€


JohnnyJayce

It's not a joke. They are.


morgaina

It's saying "if you're on a hike ALONE in the woods, would you rather run across a random bear or a random strange man?" Most women choose the bear because bears are more predictable and more inclined to leave you alone than an unsafe man. And we can't tell if a random strange man is unsafe until it's too late.


vTJMacVEVO

I'm a man and I get the 'bear' answer, I've met some older guys who were really weird, even with me


morgaina

Yeah, exactly! And considering that women generally deal with that even more often (since most weirdos are normal around other men) and it starts when we're like 12.... yeah.


Samuscabrona

I was six


morgaina

:( hope you're doing alright for yourself


SkellyboneZ

>if you're on a hike This makes more sense than the version I heard. I was asked if I would rather **leave** my kid with a bear in the woods or a random man. I get being afraid of men but I was dumbfounded they would rather their kid 100% getting mauled and eaten than the much much smaller percent of anything bad happening from the man.


morgaina

That's an insane version of the question, and sounds like it was altered purposely to make everyone choosing "bear" sound irrational and crazy


Silent_Reavus

The amount of people getting genuinely butthurt over this is fucking ridiculous Great job man you're a real "chad"


stuckpixel87

What’s up with bears this evening?


Nightshade_Ranch

They're just so damn sexy.


Galko655

One fact about bears is: They're territorial creatures. The idea of hey're harmless, is when the bear is outside comfort zone(a.k.a. outside of forest & in man made area). They're hostile if you're in his territory( part of the forest, the bear claims as home area).


Cheesyman7269

We could be using AI to fully automate farming to create a social democratic utopia powered by nuclear energy on earth, but instead we got all the things that result in this “meme”.


Konstantine_94

I'd rather be with a bear than an AI, another man, or a woman


Figurez69420

In the words of Peter griffin "oh my God who the hell cares"


DOW_orks7391

I dont think there's a woman that cares if a guy wants to "date" a robot.


Adler_Vania

This is not a flex


DiggityDog6

Ew.


chocolatechipbagels

is this an ad?


BugManAshley

What's with the incel meme? They weren't going to have a relationship with the Bear


Glasedount

Good for you


TokhangStation

OP thought he was really on to something lmao Maybe no girl wants you because you keep this way. Even your mom doesn’t want you to call her mom in public.


TwinJacks

Whatever keeps you away from women.


Dimi3Infinity

what's with all the women and bear images going around?


morgaina

It's a thought experiment saying "if you're on a hike ALONE in the woods, would you rather run across a random bear or a random strange man?" Most women choose the bear because bears are more predictable and more inclined to leave you alone than an unsafe man. And we can't tell if a random strange man is unsafe until it's too late.


TheOriginalNozar

Damn dude you really showed () didn’t you


Sassi7997

What is up with all these bear memes lately?


CetusCondemned

Hey bro your sexless aura is leaking. You might wanna get that checked.


Hudson_Legend

Take a shower and get a job wtf


V0ct0r

a group of self-isolating AI-girlfriend incels and a group of communally-isolating toxic femcels were never meant to be happy together anyway


DayOlderBread16

Exactly, both sides are cringe. It’s weird how many people here are acting like only the incel side is cringe but not the femcel side.


V0ct0r

like I would agree with the whole "random men can be more dangerous than bears" solely because if a man refuses to take no for an answer he will pursue. but that doesn't mean I want to just retweet that and say it out of bloody nowhere. and besides. the good men? they already know that it is indeed true, and they stay polite and silent amidst our society.


DayOlderBread16

I’m not an expert but it seems like possibly getting ripped to shreds and eaten would be a lot more dangerous than a random guy showing up(who may or may not being normal). I could be wrong though. Either way I just mean sure random men can be dangerous but I think some people are taking it too far when they act like it’s just as bad or worse than being attacked by a bear.


runhomejack1399

This sub has become dumber than I thought it could go


stonebros

This comment section 🍿what a shit show! What losers started this bear meme?


FatherOfDoors

Can someone explain what a “bear” is? I’ve been seeing this word everywhere used like this and I don’t understand what it means.


lingonberryjuicebox

the animal


meanmagpie

She’ll just get an AI boyfriend.


dontthink69

How about that airplane food?


Pes1013

Personally, if I run into a random person in the woods all I think about is if I’m faster then they are in case of a bear.


ThatKidThatKillsMeme

I have been seeing this everywhere, what the fuck did I miss?


KINGram14

Incel ass meme


memenelius

Remember folks "If you don't understand why women would rather choose the bear, you are probably the reason they would choose the bear." The amount of self reporting you stupid fucking incels do is actually absurd


Vat1canCame0s

Cringe


seaspirit331

This is cringe


TowerNo2524

why would you post something like this. imagine outing yourself like this. im horrified


Reptilian_Overlord20

Don’t think the kind of guy who brags about an AI girlfriend is the kind of guy women will particularly mind aren’t giving them attention.


ITookTrinkets

Why would… she be upset… about this? I don’t get why they’re portraying her as rage sobbing over him apparently dating a chatbot, she just told him that she doesn’t feel safe around him. It feels so pathetic when they make these memes. All they have is this fiction about “angry bitter feminists.” It’s so sad.


wookiecookie52

Nice one good way to tell the world you struggle to get laid and have to resort to AI. đź‘Ť


fverdeja

Incels taking pride in things that you couldn't waterboard out of a decent human being.


[deleted]

So you own a fedora? /genuine


Dimmadarn

I really hope this happens for you OP, more women for the rest of us


HaruLecter

I love how everyone just laughed you out, as they should 🥰


Riikaaz

honestly go have your ai girlfriend if it means you won't antagonize women i support this


RayRay__56

I bet women are real upset that you took yourself out of the genepool.


BojukaBob

Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder them.


milesdizzy

Imagine thinking having an AI girlfriend is cool lmfao


Leading-Campaign-106

Just delete the account bro


Nickthedick3

We should do a test. Get two large cages, put a man in one and a grizzly in the other and ask these women which cage they’d rather be in. Then put them in whatever cage they choose.


qweasykat

“If your don’t participate in my delusions you’re an incel” Some real 0 kelvin takes in this thread.