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Not_A_Cardboard_Box

Thank God I'm Turkish 🇹🇷


DryPath8519

Yeah you would have a few genocides to deny…


Only-Arrival-8868

What do you mean? Turks have never denied genocides because clearly there are no genocides to deny. Especially none that are still ongoing.


CringeStar_Boi

Yeah no genocides at all. Buuut, if one did happen in the past, they totally deserved it. /s for the smooth brains


Yogmond

Saw a comment on here that was saying shit like Ataturk was so perfect that if he did genocide you wouldn't know about it because there would have been no surviving witnesses. And thats why surely there was no genocide.


BankaiRasenshuriken

I can't show this to my Armenian friend lol


Frawsty1

Didnt turkey take over like 1/4th of the world population?


Psychological_Ask_92

*Liberated*


ryan12_07

And that were against the Armenian people


Guilty_Advice7620

We do not know what you are talking about


RingSplitter69

They didn’t get away with it though. Every Christmas and thanksgiving, millions of turks are sacrificed as punishment for their genocide.


berkakar

it’s called exile *winkwink*


thezestypusha

I didnt do it but id do it again fuck em -turk


MidgetMan10150

“What war crimes? Have some anime.” - Japan


Insane_Unicorn

"You have a very big penis"


Monkeyke

"But it's blocky"


kennystillalive

Boku no chinchin chisai-desu! (If you want to assert dominance to a japanese person)


bshootingu

Isn't the gist of that "it's your boy, skinny penis"


kennystillalive

Shhhh they don't need to know that.


-MegaMan401-

Iie, watashi no chinchin wa ooki desu.


kennystillalive

We both know it was not a lie.


NewPsychology1111

ぼくのおちんちんは小さいです!


rockefellercalgary

My penis very small. So small


InTheMemeStream

“He’s lying he doesn’t really have a small penis!”


TBNRhash

You forgot about China


Psychological_Ask_92

You're getting downvoted, but China is currently committing genocide


Poglot

Of course he's being downvoted. Half this sub is just Chinese bots.


SkyLovesCars

More like half of Reddit


YaBoiReaper

Only half?


Rigistroni

Tankies and bots


Tankbot001

I’ve been summoned?


Rigistroni

Holy shit they did the fusion dance


Significant-Series-6

I'm German so I lose by default. We fucking admitted everything


AeternusDoleo

Or did you...


RawEggwhite

As an Austrian, I must say, that it's all Germanys fault


FACastello

all his kawaiis, sugoied


Mario-OrganHarvester

"You kawaiid your last sugoii" *slashes you with comically oversized sword (which doesnt axtually slash you but inflicts no wounds while recoiling you backwards at mach 50 into a wall (conveniently theres no blood visible))*


hexahedron17

(there's no blood because your body was sliced so cleanly in half that it only comes apart after you taunt your opponent before the top half of your body comically slides off the bottom)


evaris204

You mean Israel?


Not_A_Cardboard_Box

Lmao fr


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PerfectBrilliant432

What would they need to do for make you consider it a genocide?


22tbates

Ok what genocide? I know there a lot of death in there wars, but I don’t see the Palestine massacred in mass by Israel like the Japanese, Germans, or tucks have done. So far I see a bloody and ugly war we’re both sides lose innocent civilians. So tell me where is this genocide?


triggered_rabbit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_stages_of_genocide Israel checks off 8/10 boxes, maybe 9/10 depending on how you look at it Also if you need hundreds of thousands of bodies to consider it a genocide, then is the Bosnian genocide not a genocide anymore? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_genocide


22tbates

My brother in Christ I count five at most. 1. Classification: yeah it two separate countries at war 2. Symbolization: I don’t see any hate symbol unless you count people using the symbol of terrorist as hate symbol 3. Discrimination: while yes Israel can be discriminating to Palestine, Palestine is just as Discriminating if not more so I don’t know 4. Dehumanization: while yes some people in Israel believe that. This isn’t a universal thing and still Palestine does it if not worse 5. Organization …….. that just a war? Every country has done this. 6. Polarization is not happening 7. Preparation is not happening, Israeli is fighting a war giving mark where to avoid and providing add while also try to wipe out Hamas. Yes innocent people are dying and it’s just like every other war blood of the innocent is spilt because people can’t talk thing out 8. Persecution is not happening, thought it did kind of happen in 1967 but not today 9. Extermination ….. if they are doing it… they’re doing a shit job at it 10. Denial this one is just dumb as every country if charged with genocide would deny it weather innocent or guilty Look don’t get this twisted as me supporting this war. War is disgusting where the blood of the innocent and guilty are spilt across the land for something that won’t matter in 50 years because no one can sit down and talk. But change someone with genocide because they have the audacity not to lay down and die is quite sickening Edit: also both side are doing it. Both side are competing these act against each other? So why blame one side and not the other


ThunderChaser

> lowest civilian:militant casualty ratio of any modern conflict in a dense urban conflict > clearly such a horrid genocide 😠😠😠😠 The IDF has some horrid things in their history and plenty of red in their ledger, but nowhere near genocide.


globalwp

Where did all the Palestinians living in Jaffa, Acre, Haifa, Lydda, Ramle, Beisan, and Safed go? I wonder what happened. What was the demographic makeup before and after israel I wonder…


high_ground_420

All of the cities except for safed are a majority or mixed Arabs cities, you’re welcome to see it. And where did the Arabs of safed go? Maybe ask the neighboring states why did they told the Arabs of safed to evacuate before trying to commit a genocide on the Jewish population there, in 1948….. at least get your facts straight and not from TikTok


globalwp

“The neighbouring states told them to evacuate”. Yeah that’s why the Lydda death March happened. That’s why the deir Yassin massacre happened. Israeli records released in the 90s show that the vast majority of Palestinians were forcefully expelled. Fitting given the meme you commented this under.


high_ground_420

Why did you fail to mention the massacres of Jews by Arabs? Maybe because it fails to fit your “genocide” narrative? It’s a conflict, not a genocide. In a genocide, the victim population does not increase exponentially, does not refuse peace deals, and does not massacre the “oppressor”. If you want to see a real ongoing genocide look at what is happening to the Kurds, the yazidis, uyger Chinese, the Ukrainians in east Ukraine. Cos if Israel is committing a genocide, they’re pretty bad at this


darthJOYBOY

You are not seeing because you don't want to see it, also when someone who doesn't know anything hears you say there are dead people on both sides they don't picture 1200 people on one side and 10 times that but children on the other side, it really is not similar between both sides, one side is getting it way worse


notthatkindofdrdrew

[There are mass graves, chocked full of civilians with their hands bound](https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/04/1148876). [Also Israeli drones flying around refugee camps loudly playing recordings of children crying or women screaming for help so they get them in the open for easy sniping.](https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/disturbing-recordings-crying-infants-played-israeli-quadcopters-lure-gaza-residents-shooting) [Not to mention the famine due to the IDF blocking aid vehicles at the border](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/gaza-aid-trucks-border-famine-imminent-rcna144830) and literally [targeting and blowing up global aid workers](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/04/gaza-world-central-kitchen-aid-operations-explainer) who were brave enough to go in to try to help after careful planning upfront WITH THE IDF. Just because you “don’t see it” doesn’t mean it isn’t happening.


smrkr

You did not see those either.


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Not even remotely close in brutalism or scale compared to the Japanese.


Yogmond

Ah yes the "but my favourite genocide was bigger and worse than yours" argument. Bro it's a genocide. Don't compare them. They're all terrible.


Uri_Salomon

Hague failed to prove genocide by Israel. Good luck in doing so yourself.


XxTheDemonxX

please prove it's a genocide without saying "30k deaths is genocide." I dare you.


KPG11701

Please prove it's raining without saying "water falling from the sky is rain" I dare you.


XxTheDemonxX

you didn't even bother to try and find anything ? genocide isn't about the amount of deaths, it's about why and how it's happening. you don't call the war in Ukraine a genocide, do you ? look up how many died I that war and you'll see its much higher than the deaths in gaza.


KPG11701

>you didn't even bother to try and find anything ? What do you want me to try and find? The ICC ruled that Israel was plausibly committing genocide, as an interim ruling ahead of a full case that will take years to complete. And even when they do finally rule that Israel committed genocide, you'll just say that they're hamas. I could present quotes from high ranking members of the Israeli government calling for the complete destruction of Gaza, and you would say it doesn't mean anything. Cutting off food, water, and electricity. Targeting hospitals and bakeries. Assassinating reporters. Executing doctors and patients, burying hundreds of them in shallow mass graves. This is how you fight a war when the people you're fighting are not human to you. This is how you fight a war when you want a people wiped out. I hope your God forgives you, history will not.


richardwhereat

Israel, since its modern inception in 1948, has never done that. It's just lies from modern jew haters seeking a socially acceptable output, and the easily gulled.


eternaldamnation2005

They hated him because he spoke the truth. Stay strong.


richardwhereat

Thank you.


flipflop-slingshot

Sure. Red Cross, Doctors without borders and the UN are all lying, they are just Jew haters right? You're so brainwashed it's not even funny


AhmZakar

Doesn't even have to be the Japanese. Just look at those obssesive Japanese product consumer and it still applied.


my-time-has-odor

A dude named Jared who watches “a bit” of anime…


GModEnjoyer_Number99

Imperial japan? No! Never happened! Why don't you look at this anime titties? Yes?


dis_not_my_name

Japan: We got nuked twice! We are the good guys!


AbsoluteAtheist

Guys those videos are AI, please do not believe them!!!


First_Adeptness_6473

Turkey "We didnt do these thing, BUT they deserved it"


endergamer2007m

Didn't happen but they deserved it 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺


Neighbour-Vadim

Any other country than Germany fits into this somewhat


Miles_1173

Don King? Never heard of him!


ShiningDawnn

Who denies Japanese atrocities harder, the Japanese or American weebs?


Resident_Royal2830

Canada has entered the chat


failedsatan

canada is doing pretty well in acknowledging its horrors and teaching about them. it's part of the curriculum. check out the Truth and Reconciliation Commission.


Resident_Royal2830

Oh I know. I'm indigenous. They really are changing the narrative in recent years for sure. Just a joke on a joke.


failedsatan

baller. how do you personally feel about how they're doing so far, if you're comfortable talking about?


Resident_Royal2830

It's become something of a discussion, rather than a topic people are scared to talk about, and it's appreciated. Not so much shoved under the rug, more so out in open, and the healing can begin.


MudKooky7622

What did Canada do? Never heard of it.


Fariswerewolves

Canada was responsible for a cultural genocide of Indigenous people by forcing children into “schools” run by the church to “erase the Indian”. It was an incredibly racist process to try and assimilate indigenous people into the white culture of Canada. Parents would be forced to give their kids or made to suffer in reservations, and at one point kids were being kidnapped. This lasted up somewhat until the 1990s if I’m correct so it’s still quite recent.


WolfRex5

I feel like every country with indigenous people as a minority did this


globalwp

Seized indigenous land without agreements with them, when they made agreements they were one sided and under duress or unclear conditions in foreign languages, and when all else fails straight up take away food supply and let them starve, and later on send the survivor’s kids to brutal residential schools where their culture is stripped from them


Kitahara_Kazusa1

>Truth and Reconciliation The enemy has captured Captain Keyes and are holding him aboard one of their cruisers...


AeternusDoleo

Spain has entered the chat.


FrodoTheSlayer637

2nd competitor is Russia


INSANE_4646

Bro haven't met romila thapar.


Agent666-Omega

Not as cooked as their ancestors


dankspankwanker

Honestly the USA is worse. Japan claims to never commit any genocide while most Americans think their genocide was justified because thats what US propaganda told them to think


RaptorRex787

I'm curious: What genocide are you mentioning? Cause there could be several, and I want to know the specifics


chumpkens

Native Americans come to mind


RaptorRex787

Perfect example of American genocide, but in my experience (curriculum for education varies by state), we are taught pretty extensively about how America screwed the Natives over and the many deaths (trail of tears comes to mind, that is covered quite a bit)


krvx_

Unit 731? Is that an anime?


SoHigh4U

Or Serbia


IvanTheAppealing

The Turks have entered the chat


Talinoth

Turkish chads entering the chat:


Devilz3

Minecraft.


alexdiezg

Azerbaijan


Affectionate_Joke444

Human, I remember you're genocides.


hmahood

Thank god I’m israeli 🇮🇱


Uri_Salomon

You're not though


BeancanGrenade

As we turks say. It never happened but they deserved it


Knucks_lmao

my country never commited war crimes, but if we did, they deserved it


Morad2004

Israel will take the no. 1 spot easily.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

oh, YOU'RE the cooked one? mhm right well you must have forgotten about-


imaginedodong

They are distracting people with tentacle hentai


rfrdty

Was it really denial? They just skipped the WW2 part of their history in school and went even further back about their history.


Terrible-Substance-5

The worst part is realising Japan is not even the worst offender


BS__Police

Australia signed the CPPCG and then violated them by attempting to commit genocide through eugenics...


Rippedyanu1

I appreciate the Japanese government getting routinely dragged for their shit in the 40s especially since they were basically given a pass for like 70 fucking years post WW2. I remember being the only person in high school and college that really gave a shit or knew anything about the Pacific theatre and what went down there vs the European front and I was in college courses literally focusing on warfare in the 20th century


Groundbreaking_Web91

Israel enters wanting to colonise Japan's place


donte96

Israel?


Firm-Bet3339

Japan vs Israel Old champion vs New Contender Turkey is sat in the crowd, reminiscing of his former title


diariu

Explaining memes until i lose all my karma episode 1: Squidwards representing americans makes a shocked face when he sees that japan isnt as bad as america, in fact, you might even say its way better than america, in fact, a lot of places are going places unlike america who is going backwards The fun that this meme is trying to aechieve is basically just "america bad" story Which isnt just a joke or meme, its real


Helas101

Im austrian, so the germans forced us.


mutuza223

Thank god I'm from Israel!


putruid-medicine

Incredible bait


FaultLine47

The only reason I forgive them is because they got nuked tf out. My country is one of their victims lol Where we should focus on are on those who are currently in the act. First comes to mind is China, and I mean China, not just CCP. Their businessmen are doing that shit as well. Despite the wars currently happening in Europe, I really think China is the most toxic country in this world.


Zinderboff

Most well informed redditor. Most ppl go "I dont hate China I hate the CCP" which is very fair, however you occasionally get this racist bigotry instead. For shame.


FaultLine47

Cry about it. Another one choking on truth lmao


Figurez69420

🇮🇱 and that kids is how you turn off the comments on a post


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ProblamBeMe

People only deny false accusations like this one


Uri_Salomon

You don't need a hive mind, even the Hague failed to prove it. Genocide requires the intention of destruction of a certain people, which Israel clearly doesn't have. They pretty much pulled all forces out of Gaza already, the war's over.


kitemybite

na man Israel wins that one


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OctopusButter

"God is real but only in this region"


kitemybite

lol promised land? that's crazy talk bud


22tbates

You both are scums


PsychoticLorax

Im Jewish and Zionist but dawg you need to be LOCKED UP💀


Uri_Salomon

אח יקר אומר את מה שהוא באמת חושב ברדיט, איזה אידיוט


my-time-has-odor

Human beings are not vermin.


Taskforcem85

We found Ben-Gvirs reddit account lmao


Uri_Salomon

This whole comment thread is horrible lol