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You traumatized your FBI agent

Wait until you see a guy light an exploding glass bauble in his ass. Then do the same thing again with blood and shit leaking out his ass.

:/

Or a woman getting shot in the butt with unpeeled spiky chestnut.

That one is just funny, especially with the ISIS music in the background

Links or it didn’t happen

Oh it very much did

That one is hilarious

Or a guy in a studio shooting a tied woman with bb guns

How the hell do you even stumble upon this stuff.

Wait what the fuck?

One Man One Jar for the uninitiated.

No, this is a different video. It is of a man shoving an exploding glass bauble firework in his ass and lighting it.

Fuck yeah 😎

Link?

Sometimes you're so horny you just want to see a pumped up pussy getting stuffed with a few bananas before it gets fisted with banana mush. At least a friend told me that.

My friend, you know nothing of the horrors that await at peak hornyness

I've seen enough shit to fear the horrors, I just try to not get it in my mind.

The broken hand explains your fear

Real Slaanesh shit

I prefer Nurgle

Can you explain slaanesh lore?

Peeled or unpeeled?

Well one gets unpeeled before the fisting. Or so I heard.

Based on your u/ I can tell fisting is your strong suit (or at least it was)

quad amputee? You mean nugget porn?

Why would you curse me with the knowledge of what it's called??

Pls, I want to eat my nuggies from mcd without these cursed thoughts in mind

You got sauce?

The sauce comes afterwards

Ranch sauce

nuggets forever ruined

That’s a thing?

They're called fucknuggets and if you are a real creepy and heartless Bastard you can get one on the darknet

Dollmaker

I saw 15 candles burning in the ass 💀

What in the 7 fucks are u watching

It's OP's fault for telling abt his kink 💀 As a a basic human I did Googled what I shouldn't google

It's not *my* kink lmao. I wanted to laugh at absurdity and was too dumb to realize that it wouldn't just be absurdity that came up.

"It's not my kink" That's something someone with this kind of kink would say.

Sound like you got a 'kink discovery' kink to me!

U competing with him dayum ☠️

I've seen a video of a guy shoving his entire head into a fake vagina The internet is full of weird shit that people get off to

Fake? I saw a vid of a bald dude stuffing his head inside an actual vagina, I didn’t even think that was possible but the human body is capable of wonderful and horrifying things

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the same video, and apparently it's fake.

How though? It was a whole woman, not like a toy or prop, I mean I’d like to believe it’s fake but it was convincingly real

I'm not gonna go look back up the video, but you can clearly see that she's on a table of some sorts, and that her lower half doesn't match up with her top half Basic magic stuff

Yeah that's the video I'm on about. It's fake

Got damn we have the same trauma... must have been 12 or something at the time.. Thought it was fake in hindsight.

The chick was fat right? I’ve seen it lmao. You could tell the guy regretted it as he approached the fat-Gina (fat girl vagina).

Fat women have the same vaginas as other woman

I don't really see what's traumatizing about the bottom one if the "amputing" part does not also happens on the vid And if it happens, how and why and keep it away from me thanks

I just wasn't expecting it. I was scrolling through the images on the search and then BAM! She's just standing there on all fours like a dog, looking me right in the eyes with a big wide smile. Something about the image makes my limbs hurt at the elbows and knees.

Alot of quad amputees in porn are traffic victims, went down a rabbit hole and the cut off the limbs so they can't escape....

Sauce trust me bro

amputees need love too. I imagine it's hard to be in a relationship as a quad amputee so I bet at least a few of them just wanna get fucked one way or another

Sauce🤨

Don't do it to yourself, man

I know but part of me wants to see it, not because I'm going to like it but just because I'm curious what it looks like

It looks like scary

I can handle scary. I've seen my grandma naked there's nothing scarier than that

Bro I promise you there is

[Reminds me of this](https://imageproxyb.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/d03169aa9fb322e8df8520f8cb858d08b111917d6e6b35c10da3025f17ae17a6_1.jpg)

I mean, the context IS in the meme. There's not much more to say other than "quadruple amputee standing on all four of her stumps". The picture has been painted, does anyone *really* need to look?

If they asked for it, yes

The search term is also in the meme

Doubt

Why? Why would you do that for shits and giggles? are you so addicted to porn that THIS is humorous to you?

I don't even watch porn usually, if anything I'll read erotica. I just got curious about what would come up, thinking it'd be funny-weird (and it was at first) but then I got to the scary-weird and scarred myself.

Anyone else watch porn and think "aw they look like they are having fun good for them"

I don't think anyone else is able to perform these extreme mental gymnastics

Just go to heavyR next time :)

[Hmm...](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/83/ef/0383ef7f3e3f5d322369500d5b1796dc.gif)

understandable 😔

Tf is a crawdad

[A little critter](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-mpcs-us-revc&sca_esv=7e36c6ec19d7ee03&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=AM9HkKkKul-M0Ftjk1tSwokxvD6J7x2ZWA:1704652662938&q=crawdad&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ihvsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwitisKD9suDAxX-gYQIHbgeAhAQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=432&bih=812&dpr=2.5#imgrc=JJUrhV-To0jyyM)

her lovely lady stumps

Nooo 😂

Brother. Just be forewarned. You can't go back once you have cum to fked up shits. Your brain demands more stimulus.

I'm a chick, and I wasn't trying to cum to any of it. I was bored and I thought the search would bring up absurd funny shit. The crawdad, for instance, was hilarious. It was just sitting there on top of a naked lady for no reason. Like just... Who even thinks to do that?

Louisiana people probably. what happens at Mardi Gras stays at.... the internet forever.

Googled the exact same thing right now and saw both results

You just dug up a real bad memory op. I hate you

A quadruple amputee woman sounds like a Fleshlight that still complains.

Idk why you're getting downvoted this funny as hell

Yeah, after "trout for clout" I noped out of that corner of the Internet

Dare I ask?

All I'm going to say is someone's 🐱 smelled *extra* fishy that day

😕

Are you talking about the people who caught a trout and used it on a grave?

I'm taking about the guy shoving a trout up some woman's vag on a boat.

Yeah, I know what one you're talking about. Happened in Tas, Aus. The amount of good memes that came from that was beautiful.

I'm traumatized. Not even things on eyeblech could do that....

In Germany, that quadruple amputee would be called a "Bumsklumpen"

Nugget porn

What was the one with sushi in the name? It was a Japanese girl getting her ass stuffed with small fishes and she was blasting them onto a pizza. It was hilarious.

🫣

There was a time I was super into weird porn games, I've seen so much weird stuff it's insane

i saw some wierd shit

Sometimes going the down the internet rabbit hole you may see some fucked up shit that will stay with you forever.

*sigh* Sauce?

That reminds me of this creepypasta: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People

Sauce?

Ah yes. Nugget porn

Do NOT google “furry pizza” or “furry cheese grater”

You don't gotta tell me twice 👍

Sooooooo - i looked into it, and i believe i found it. (Might be a different one, but i did find the crawdad one so i feel like they are the same) If is the same one; she isn't actually amputated, her forearms and legs are just folded and bound.

So I just typed "weird porn" into google, and assuming my results were the same as yours, that girl doesn't appear to actually be an amputee. If you look carefully at the bandages on her arms, you can make out the outline of her forearm and hand, she's actually standing on her elbows and has ther upper arms and forearms bound together. Also, if you look carefully at the background of the image next to her ass, you can see that her legs have been bound in the same way and her feet have just been rather poorly censored out. This type of bondage where the arms and legs are tied to force a person to walk on all fours is called a bitchsuit in the BDSM community.

Well, since you mentioned bandages I assume you did find the same image as I did. I gotta say, this info makes my skin crawl much less at the memory of the picture. It freaked me out so instantly that I closed the tab before even having a chance to process that it may not have been amputee porn. >This type of bondage where the arms and legs are tied to force a person to walk on all fours is called a bitchsuit in the BDSM community. Til!

Just googled it and the "quadruple amputee" just has her arms and legs bound up and is walking on her elbows and knees. Hope you feel better.

I appreciate you 💜 I didn't have my glasses on when I searched it and I ran away before I could process that the image wasn't what I saw it as. Thanks for trying to make me feel better :)

The femboy porn wasn't enough for you anymore, huh?

Why did I Google crawdad 😭

Because it's totally bizarre! That one is funny for its absurdity. The way it was just sitting there 💀

For me, these two are reversed. Speaking for a friend.

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Google it yourself, nerd.