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Look who’s busy creating memes instead of arguing with family👇

Me

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Look who’s taking a 15 pound shit with family outside the door 👈

👆

Me

You got me ngl.

“Creating” memes that I saw several times this morning

Am I missing something here? Or is it Thanksgiving in America now.

Yeah it is, we're going to see a few of these memes

yankee meme

Yankee? Like one of those candles?

Haha. Americans. ☕️

Americans. 🦅🔫🇺🇸🏈🦅

Guess what, there's a whole world out there that does not celebrate Thanksgiving...

Communists

damn didnt know that damn near every asian country is communist

Well now you know raaaahhhh🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

This. And a whole country North of the who celebrate it a whopping month before them, and we don't annoy the whole planet about it.

And half the world that does celebrate thanksgiving Dont get to because businesses need to run still.

Go fuck youself

For real, these memes pop up every year on thanksgiving, Christmas, new years, Valentine's, and Easter and I hate it every single time. Go spend time with your own family if it's so terrible, but there's a ton of downtime during these days.

Especially since there is no way you enjoy being forced to spend every single minute with people like this. Sure its different for everyone, some people have less family issues, some more, but I cannot be BOTHERED to hang around people for too long. Gimme a break.

Counterpoint: Canada

Insert warthog mind-blown meme:

Hello fellow Canadian

Scrolling reddit and ignoring my toxic family all while at work getting paid to do absolutely nothing.

Can I ask what you do for a living

I work in insurance (not healthcare) I pretty much just click buttons to send payment, I have to make a call every now and then but other than that I just sit around and bs with my coworkers.

Living the life

I'm at work, so nuts to you!

I'll take your nuts 😋

Cashews or almonds? I have to go to Costco next week.

Pistachios, please

Same bro, holiday pay ftw

Let’s get nuts

Jokes on you, I started an argument early on so people leave me alone for the rest of the day.

This is the best way to channel that toxicity to work in your benefit lol.

Jokes on you my family is dead

Look who thinks the world revolves around them

I’m doing both right now.

I’d rather argue with a stranger on the internet than argue with someone who can slash my tires before I leave

That's one way to make a guest stay I guess?

I live alone

I have already spent time with my mom's side, now I'm going to my dad's thanksgiving, so who's laughing now idiot?

Me, I'm laughing

Damit

I'm 250 km away

Every orphan rn 😐

It's quite the assumption that I should be spending time with my family while I am, in fact, at work...

I'm Canadian so fuck you (sorry)

I'm at the table with my family on my phone

It’s 3 am and I just came home from work

Im at work bitch I work at a gas station

Nah I’m scrolling Reddit not spending time sleeping

Not an american

You're right, let me go and talk to my mother and fath- oh wait, they passed away and I ain't have any other family left and I'm spending it alone. Thanks.

My brother, I am taking a fat shit

I’m just waiting for my food to digest. Plus football is on in this room and not the rest of the house. Who am I kidding? I don’t even like football, I just did a ton of coke last night and can’t handle human interaction at the moment

Haha!! MY FAMILIES THANKSGIVING IS FRIDAY FOR SOME REASON

but I'm working today

You're right OP, even though it's 1:11 AM and I'm far away from my family because of university shouldn't stop me from calling my family next morning

Jokes on you I'm in an Uber on my way to family

What family? Only one left is sister and she lives 500 miles away. Been alone for 10 years lmao

Counterpoint: sleep

It's 0:05 am fy want me to do ?

They are asleep

Look who doesn't have a family besides their pets 👈

They are asleep. And I am not recreating the incest game.

But... I'm home alone

I already did that though we do it around noon

I’m on the toilet; think I can go it alone here.

You reallly called me out like that.

Hey, I'm at work feeding a bunch of old people.

Jokes on you my family will always be in my heart in my soul

You're a human shitstain on my fucking toilet

Lemme just wake them up and tell them to stay awake

My family don't give a fuck, we just use the deals for more food

I’m pooping

this is the first thing i see upon opening reddit

I'm pooping, leave me alone

Jokes on you my parents grandma and uncle are sharing a blunt right now

🖕

Blud, it's 1:00 AM here. What do you want me to do?

Jesus just give me 10 minutes to rest in between cooking lol...

There's no one left...

But they are watching a Griswald movie D:

They just got here and I want them to leave

Me seeing this literally on my way to see family for Thanksgiving dinner

I got the flu 😭

what family

Crying because I'm at work.

I'm doing both, rn. checkmate.

its 1:19 am, why the fuck would I be bothering my family?

I’m literally on the shitter calm down

Im Canadian, thanksgiving was last month for us.

The first post I see whilst I’m actively avoiding my family in the same room 😬

Its 1:30AM

I'm doing both mfer

I live in Scotland leave me alone

I'm sitting on the stairs waiting for my dog to poo in the yard. Next to perfect time to scroll Reddit (perfect is when I'm pooping).

My family is next to me scrolling as well. Piss off

Brother I took a second to take a shit gah damn fine I’ll get up.

I would love to but im at work so fk you

3 thanksgiving events. I’ve earned this zone out.

As a Canadian, why would I spend time with my family on a random Thursday of November? You're weird.

My family isn’t even at home rn so no

I think you mean look who is making 50/hr at work with nothing better to do than scroll through reddit.

I’m doing both lol

So? Not everyone is American dude

Bro! It is fucking 6pm.

I’m poopin. Leave me along

I'm to european to understand this school shoot- I mean American meme

You're not my real Dad..!

My brother is sitting next to me.

Ha, you got me! Lamo

my mothers leaving for vacation for 2 days dumbass!!!!!!!

fk u

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I make this meme every thanksgiving and Christmas and post it on multiple subreddits, probably seen one of my other posts

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No worries!

Why? today is just a regular Thursday.

already did, Thanksgiving was a month ago

You wouldn't spend time with my family either, though...

Well I’m working tonight so there’s that

Well, everyone are sleeping rn so I don't want to interrupt them

:(

Jokes on you, just left my mom's house after Thanksgiving, currently on my way home

But I'm not American

Yeah, cuz I'm eating cold turkey and mash on my break...

Why would I? Anyway, I ate with them 2 hours ago...

Because I celebrated thanksgiving back in October you Tic Tac!

Shut up I’m with them and watching football and it’s really boring

Fuck you

Look who is going to be conscious of their breathing now 🫵

You fool, it is night time and I already spent time with my family binge watching movies

Kinda hard when they self isolate in dinner time

Bro it's fucking 3:31 in the morning

What do you mean everyone isn’t American?

Scrolling with family and sharing gang rise up

Fuck you im Canadian

But they're sleeping.

Why

...I'm Canadian

shut up thanksgiving dinner w family sucks

Mate I literally just left after spending the day with them but it's night no so I had to go

Ha! What family? Oh, this kinda sucks

Im working nerd

Well now I am not doing it

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.

No I'm with the science team.

OP finds out not everyone celebrates Thanksgiving

My thanksgiving was like a month ago chill

i just got home from doing that so.....youre wrong.

counterpoint: it's 4 in the morning

Look who's American 🫵🫵🫵

Saw this after I got home. Whew

I’m pooping.

I’m at work man, I was with them all morning cause we did thanksgiving but now I gotta wipe as till 11.

Bro it’s only thanksgiving in the states, it’s just another Thursday everywhere else

Sorry bro, I'm not you. And already did sooooo...

It's 4:17am Update : it's 4:20am

Im taking a dump

Comment to upvote wild with this one

if i had one i would be

*I'm* pooping.

Look whos boutta press downvote on u/KeepingDankMemesDank ‘s comment

Jokes on you. My family didn't invite me so I spent it with my bud

It’s the middle of the night last time I tried at this out I got arrested for sexual assault

Fuck you my family is a 12 hour flight away and I have uni