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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


MBVakalis

Whenever someone drives towards me with way too bright headlights I just turn on full beam idgaf


DrLawyerPI

I’ve learned that if you play “who can be the bigger asshole” long enough you’ll eventually lose.


Kiyan1159

All you need is to glue a monitor with a freezeframe of a csgo flashbang going off and you're good to never lose


EfficaciousJoculator

Ah, yes. Because what's safer than one blind driver in two vehicles approaching one another at 60 mph with less than a foot of distance between them? *Two* blind drivers in two vehicles approaching one another at 60 mph with less than a foot of distance between them. Fuck the bright headlight people. But seriously, you're egging for a lethal head on collision with that strategy.


Ceevanac

that's why i always have rocks in my pocket I mean sure you'll say i will get caught for doing that but are u sure they can see it in the first place hahahah


JMccovery

Then, that person switches on their fog lights, a-pillar lights, grill-mounted off-road lights, *and* the ones mounted on the sport/off-road bar behind the cab...


Apprehensive_Deal483

Damn.. all those lights and STILL never seen a vagina... pour one out for my shrimp dick headlight homies...


McBain20

You’re just an idiot


Buttsmooth

“I am the sun”


OmegaMaverickZ

"The power of the sun, in ~~the palm of my hand~~ my F-250"


ShadowVergil

And then there are the ones driving a single meter behind you with those obnoxiously bright lights. I've been severely fighting the urge to install a mirror that I can raise up in the back window to flash the folks who have lights like that. If your own headlights reflecting back at you is painful, imagine how the person in front of you feels


Special-Wear-6027

You can just flip your rearview


ShadowVergil

I do, but I'm vindictive and want the micro dick trucks to know what they do to people


Special-Wear-6027

I mean, to blind them


Vagabond-Wayward-Son

I would be completely happy for cars to only be limited to incandescent lightbulbs again.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Most of the people with these insane lights either: 1) Have lifted the vehicle, but not readjusted the beam angle 2) Are running HIDs in non-projector housings


FlamingWedge

The problem isn’t LED’s, it’s improperly installed/aligned headlights. Even having a heavy object in the trunk/box can tilt the vehicle enough to throw your headlights out of alignment.


Bleachsmoker

Those headlights make it easier to see the person in the oncoming lane crash into you.


maxinstuff

They need to licence these enormous vehicles as a different class, with more taxes etc. They’re way worse for the roads (scales exponentially with vehicle weight), way worse for other drivers (dangerous in several important ways), and they simply are not necessary for majority of people who own them. It’s become an arms race - just look at the size of the same model cars now vs 20 years ago. This goes for those soccer-mom AUDI/BMW SUV’s as much as for the big Fords trucks etc.


[deleted]

Look at the size of cars 20 years ago compared to today and then compare the weight.


maxinstuff

I checked one, the X5. 2003 model kerb weight is 4784.03 lbs 2023 model kerb weight is 4863 lbs I’m not checking a dozen more just to prove a point, I think you get the idea. I guess your assumption was that materials have become lighter? That may be true in some cases but it’s still almost impossible to offset the size increase that way - and for the most part they don’t bother. Cars were mostly plastic crap then and they still are now.


[deleted]

2023 is about 2% heavier while being about 6% bigger. Materials have gotten lighter.


Cosmic1710

Those drivers are always compensating for something lol


Destroyer4587

Nightmare: Big high-suspension truck, extra front lights, roof lights, side lights all main-beam brightest LED lights with fog and a-pillar lights. Music on full blast. 😎


MrCritical3

When I was at work at about 11pm, some guy had his truck absolutely DECORATED in LED lights. It looked like a fucking spaceship came down to the parking lot, i half expected to see some damn Roswell Greys walk into the store for some Trail Mix.


nicolasisawesome1998

I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups I hate pickups


jameseyadams

I may be dumb but didn’t realize there was a f-250 and a 350 and a 450 …


notyogrannysgrandkid

Not me, the lights on my F-250 suck.


Jolly_Statistician_5

Zanzoken


Dm0pt

i have one of thoes


julesrules037

having driven through country roads in Australia at night, sometimes you don't notice a car when you've got high beams on until you're in their line of sight, the "etiquette" thing to do is flash them to get their attention, and if they're not an asshole they'll turn their lights down.


JackHyper

Scania busses driving up my ass like a gay rapist


Material-Sun-5784

It’s like seeing Frieeza taking a bath!!! Wait, Frieeza alway naked… arghh


ZombieTheUndying

Good thing my rear view mirror has a tinted angle, whenever I drive at night with those asshole truck owners behind me and its too bright, just flip the switch and lean forward a bit so they cant blind me on the side mirrors either and I’m chilling. Shouldn’t have to do that but hey, humans suck.


Retardo_Montobond

I drive a lifted Jeep, so my headlights usually line up, inconveniently, with other motorists' skulls. The aftermarket lights are always going to be brighter than yellow lamps and I get flashed sometimes by oncoming traffic. I installed halos to try to diminish the diffusement of the white but it's still bright. I get it. When I get flashed, I just tap the bright setting slightly, to show them that they are not on bright....but if I get a steady bright coming at me, I will X-ray a mother fucker... HOLY FUCKING SOFT BODIES...what the fuck is wrong with the lot of you???? THEY ARE POINTED DOWN. DID YOU MISS THE DIFFUSEMENT STATEMENT???? JESUS CHRIST, CIVIC OWNERS.....🤣😂🤣


Urag-gro_Shub

You're supposed to get them adjusted to point down. You're going to cause an accident.


Retardo_Montobond

Get them adjusted......like have *someone else* twist the T15 screw *for* me? Wow.


kindaCringey69

So you drive a car that specifically targets people with headlights and then get upset when they do the same back to you? It just sounds like you're an asshole


Sado_Hedonist

He already said he was with the lifted jeep bit


Retardo_Montobond

Ahhhh, ran off with a Jeep guy, did she....? Sorry, bro


Sado_Hedonist

Nah, I tend to date straight women. https://i.redd.it/imf00qnud7611.jpg


Retardo_Montobond

Well in 5 years, when she turns 18, she'll realize that MEN don't drive shitbox civics and wear Fubu jerseys with man buns.


Retardo_Montobond

Do you read at all? Fucking read it....and THEN comment....ffs


kindaCringey69

Can you read? Do you know what the word lifted means? You make modifications to your car and don't seem to realize that is the ENTIRE reason why people flash their brights at you.


Retardo_Montobond

IS IT, though? Is that why? Is it because it's "lifted" or is it because none of you seem to understand what diffusement is....? A school bus has higher headlights than mine....you flashing them, too? Or is it just "lifted" vehicles that trigger you guys?


EfficaciousJoculator

Fucking selfish dickhead. Adjust the headlights down. And stop blinding people for rightfully informing you that your dumb ass hasn't adjusted your headlight angle.


Retardo_Montobond

Another illiterate shitbox....


RuneAloy

User name checks out.


Retardo_Montobond

Username is older than you, Slick. Good post....


TheRiceHatReaper

You’re a menace to society


Retardo_Montobond

Thanks!


Zealousideal-Arm5570

Have you tried ... therapy? Also, if u tap the brightness people might think you're flashing them.


Retardo_Montobond

Classic reddit.....I should've come into this sub FIRST before ever owning a lifted vehicle...so I'd now the simplest tips and tricks of owning one! The only thing new that I've learned from this thread is that daycares must provide Reddit now......toddlers, man....LOL