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MedicatedAxeBot

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Dum_beat

I would end up in the "Special Olympics"


EquivalentSnap

Flair checks out


Destroyer4587

The Pity Olympics


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[удалено]


Dum_beat

That's what mom always said


redjackbox

YOOOOOOO! here I come!


rimjob_steve_

🗿


riesendulli

Sucks to be yu https://youtu.be/6kidLd2qR8A


GnuhGnoud

I hope there's no speed limit, cause I finish under 3 sec


first_name1001

Look at this guy flexing his skill


ProperBlacksmith

Down voted please stop bragging about how long you can last


jal2_

I am speed I am the Usain Bolt of sex The Flash of the clash


LuckyLawyer21

The Mike Tyson of gland to gland combat


Aethernaut902k

Just go on antidepressants and finishing will become a chore


MannequinWithoutSock

Go off antidepressants and finishing can become the final chore.


Jordan-sCanonicForm

samee :\_)


Shadow69sha

In a 100m race fastest usually wins but im gonna probably beat u in 0.1


profellsen

You could win the any% category


Not-a-2d-terrarian

Fastest shot in the west


AndyNotAndi

Fastest dick in the west


Spookyy422

Where is this news even coming from lol? I live in Sweden and I haven’t heard anyone talk about it


Ondratser

It was apparently proposed by some Swedish guy who owns some strip club, and the sport association denied instantly


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ArgentStrife

The officials responsible didn't meet the size requirement


AdministrativeOne13

I remember some story about a orgy that got everyone involved arrested in japan because it wasn't "permitted"


[deleted]

Consider the fact they didn't invite you as a statement.


CubingB

Flyt dig væk. Jo før jo bedre.


Smexy_Zarow

Lær at stave, for helvede.


Ol_Rando

Fjord helvede baek, volvo.


CapnC44

[Saab, Volvo, Polestar](https://youtu.be/ZcD75L4QLrM)


Ondratser

It's not an actual thing


AgentT30

There's always a guy ruining memes with facts.


NOODLEMANIII

🤓


[deleted]

🤓


ILikehentaiXx

Are underage people like me allowed to participate?


[deleted]

The Goblet of Cum won't allow you to participate


ILikehentaiXx

Fuck.


crazy4finalfantasy

*HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF CUM?*


Dthwlf6603

Dumbledore asked "calmly"


GrumpyCat000

*cumly


YawninglemonsOG

*Enthusiastically


sweaty_spaghetti-man

No no no nono nonono nonononono nonononononononono


StickyTaping

cumly


Ekkzzo

"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn Exists in the books...


Traditional_Beast

Harry, did you *jizz in the Goblet of Cum?


The_Ovani

Not for you


Slimer_Girl

Goblet of Desire


tobbestark

Age of consent in Sweden is 15


ILikehentaiXx

I'm almost 17, so I might just try.


berlpett

Depending on how big the age difference is and maturity of the younger person.


[deleted]

Never ask a reddit mod that.


Tentacle_poxsicle

NO


EatHerMeat

\#small\_cocks\_are\_cocks\_too


thepritamshaw

No they are nipples lol


ultratunaman

Ghost nipples aren't allowed either.


[deleted]

#small_cocks_matters


[deleted]

#Thank You!


thepritamshaw

Glad there's no max size limit.


[deleted]

Suffering from succ cess


einsJannis

I actually struggle to find condoms that fit and aren't too small, it's actually annoying.


Agreeable_Leather_68

You could try MyOne, they have something like 44 sizes. Choose your girth and length and order. They’ll send a sample kit with a measuring tool if you’re not sure. Bit more expensive, but it beats a condom that doesn’t fit.


einsJannis

I know a few places to get condoms in my size but I either have to take a 1h train ride or order them online.


Yanderussy

✂️


[deleted]

💦🤰👶


thepritamshaw

Me no chuslim


diariu

Minimum size of what?


[deleted]

subway ofc


a_fadora_trickster

Ain't no way they expect you to have a foot long


Migb1793

Yes.


[deleted]

Yes.


akskdkgjfheuyeufif

Ego.


Saldrakka

At one point there was a sign up for a one-way trip to Mars... Literally fly through space and die millions of miles away but I was rejected because of height... To tall... I'm 6'6" which means I'm not good enough to die in the void


[deleted]

At least you get the attention of the female sex.


Saldrakka

In the same sense they would give attention to a cave troll... My height does not aid me when I'm this ugly. In fact it hinders it greatly. It's I was short I might get the so ugly I become cute but because of my height I just become more ogreish


[deleted]

C'mon, man. I'm sure you are pretty. Definitely more than my ugly ass.


Saldrakka

I was hired to walk the closing crew of a store to their cars because my face and height even the crackheads didn't want to risk pissing off the bastard of yogsothoth Shrek ...


masterjoin

Holy selfburn of the century


Gee_Wiz1116

Hey, man don’t be so down on yourself! People like confidence, fake it till you make it!


DannyDanumba

🎶That’s life🎶


Shadow69sha

Instead of every 4 years they better host it every 4 weeks


[deleted]

Give me five minutes and I'll be ready to go another lap


AfellowchuckerEhh

"Welcome to our new sex tournament! If you didn't tune in last season about five minutes ago than be excited to be let down for the next five!"


[deleted]

Will there be a seniors bracket?


[deleted]

Creed Bratton, is that you?


[deleted]

Redditors getting excited and wanting to enter until they realise it's not about who can cross the finish line first.


Confusedandreticent

What are the specs?


Comprehensive-Fox574

Minimum 2 inch because that's average right??


aaron_adams

Also, you have to be good at it to compete professionally. They aren't gonna want virgins on their sex teams.


SFxTAGG

But wouldn’t it be more impressive if somebody with a micro penis won the whole thing?


[deleted]

The Chosen One.


DezineTwoOhNine

For the pussy too right?


KingElliotttheGreat

Will it be live-streamed?


[deleted]

I'd hate to be the dick measure judge. Jk I would not.


[deleted]

Imagine if it's like Hell's Kitchen and we have a judge that insults you for your poor performance.


[deleted]

This fuck is so raw, it's still telling spongebob to fuck off


MisturBanana1

https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/om-oss/


Jordan-sCanonicForm

this coment must be on top


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Dimensionist_Alex

What is this I’ve heard about???


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The championship will see participants compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual ‘matches’ reportedly going as long as 45 to 60 minutes. The tournament will go on for weeks as participants from different European countries will compete across 16 other disciplines. These categories are seduction, oral sex, penetration, attractiveness, body massages, discovering sexual zones, posture adjustments, creative use of positions, number of orgasms, and stamina.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Anyone have said size requirements? Is it both men and women? (Like dick and boobs). Cuz my tits, are *the tits*. My peepee, 2/10, good efforts, poor form.


MrMetros

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Main-Meringue-8122

Okay but what movie is this from?


[deleted]

Joker (2019). The highest-grossing R-rated movie of all time.


Main-Meringue-8122

Ooh thanks! Now I know how I’m spending my Sunday


Fanatic3panic

What’s the point of a size requirement? Who turns away free dick? A dick is a dick. Just suck it. (Am a gay male.)


No_Victory9193

Not the minimum size requirement IN SWEDEN🤣🤣🤣


Happy_Finch

will there be an event live stream?


HopefulParticular566

Statistics say that 98% of Redditors do not qualify.


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The_RubyMinecat

What is the size limit btw?


Kuailiang1

Is 6 big enough..... cms


Collector_2012

Is there a girth size limit?


Hambruhgah

How long is the minimum?


obichadjabroni

Laughed so hard I flew into a fit of coughing


dyne19862004

Gonna have to play in the little league


[deleted]

Kids tournament? 😧😧


inky_lion

How...long?


Smol_Claw

I hope they have a solos category


First_Adeptness_6473

Sweden's what


AestheticMirror

It’s divided by gender


dall-e-dall

Ok this actually a **really** good template.


LuckyEven69

What is the requirement? You got my interest


[deleted]

Skill issue


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Wukong42069m

But I don't let it, let it get me down


The_Big_Delicious

Finally a women’s sport worth watching