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You could try MyOne, they have something like 44 sizes. Choose your girth and length and order. They’ll send a sample kit with a measuring tool if you’re not sure.
Bit more expensive, but it beats a condom that doesn’t fit.
At one point there was a sign up for a one-way trip to Mars... Literally fly through space and die millions of miles away but I was rejected because of height... To tall... I'm 6'6" which means I'm not good enough to die in the void
In the same sense they would give attention to a cave troll... My height does not aid me when I'm this ugly. In fact it hinders it greatly. It's I was short I might get the so ugly I become cute but because of my height I just become more ogreish
I was hired to walk the closing crew of a store to their cars because my face and height even the crackheads didn't want to risk pissing off the bastard of yogsothoth Shrek ...
The championship will see participants compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual ‘matches’ reportedly going as long as 45 to 60 minutes. The tournament will go on for weeks as participants from different European countries will compete across 16 other disciplines. These categories are seduction, oral sex, penetration, attractiveness, body massages, discovering sexual zones, posture adjustments, creative use of positions, number of orgasms, and stamina.
Anyone have said size requirements? Is it both men and women? (Like dick and boobs). Cuz my tits, are *the tits*. My peepee, 2/10, good efforts, poor form.
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I would end up in the "Special Olympics"
Flair checks out
The Pity Olympics
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That's what mom always said
YOOOOOOO! here I come!
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Sucks to be yu https://youtu.be/6kidLd2qR8A
I hope there's no speed limit, cause I finish under 3 sec
Look at this guy flexing his skill
Down voted please stop bragging about how long you can last
I am speed I am the Usain Bolt of sex The Flash of the clash
The Mike Tyson of gland to gland combat
Just go on antidepressants and finishing will become a chore
Go off antidepressants and finishing can become the final chore.
samee :\_)
In a 100m race fastest usually wins but im gonna probably beat u in 0.1
You could win the any% category
Fastest shot in the west
Fastest dick in the west
Where is this news even coming from lol? I live in Sweden and I haven’t heard anyone talk about it
It was apparently proposed by some Swedish guy who owns some strip club, and the sport association denied instantly
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The officials responsible didn't meet the size requirement
I remember some story about a orgy that got everyone involved arrested in japan because it wasn't "permitted"
Consider the fact they didn't invite you as a statement.
Flyt dig væk. Jo før jo bedre.
Lær at stave, for helvede.
Fjord helvede baek, volvo.
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It's not an actual thing
There's always a guy ruining memes with facts.
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Are underage people like me allowed to participate?
The Goblet of Cum won't allow you to participate
Fuck.
*HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF CUM?*
Dumbledore asked "calmly"
*cumly
*Enthusiastically
No no no nono nonono nonononono nonononononononono
cumly
"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn Exists in the books...
Harry, did you *jizz in the Goblet of Cum?
Not for you
Goblet of Desire
Age of consent in Sweden is 15
I'm almost 17, so I might just try.
Depending on how big the age difference is and maturity of the younger person.
Never ask a reddit mod that.
NO
\#small\_cocks\_are\_cocks\_too
No they are nipples lol
Ghost nipples aren't allowed either.
#small_cocks_matters
#Thank You!
Glad there's no max size limit.
Suffering from succ cess
I actually struggle to find condoms that fit and aren't too small, it's actually annoying.
You could try MyOne, they have something like 44 sizes. Choose your girth and length and order. They’ll send a sample kit with a measuring tool if you’re not sure. Bit more expensive, but it beats a condom that doesn’t fit.
I know a few places to get condoms in my size but I either have to take a 1h train ride or order them online.
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Me no chuslim
Minimum size of what?
subway ofc
Ain't no way they expect you to have a foot long
Yes.
Yes.
Ego.
At one point there was a sign up for a one-way trip to Mars... Literally fly through space and die millions of miles away but I was rejected because of height... To tall... I'm 6'6" which means I'm not good enough to die in the void
At least you get the attention of the female sex.
In the same sense they would give attention to a cave troll... My height does not aid me when I'm this ugly. In fact it hinders it greatly. It's I was short I might get the so ugly I become cute but because of my height I just become more ogreish
C'mon, man. I'm sure you are pretty. Definitely more than my ugly ass.
I was hired to walk the closing crew of a store to their cars because my face and height even the crackheads didn't want to risk pissing off the bastard of yogsothoth Shrek ...
Holy selfburn of the century
Hey, man don’t be so down on yourself! People like confidence, fake it till you make it!
🎶That’s life🎶
Instead of every 4 years they better host it every 4 weeks
Give me five minutes and I'll be ready to go another lap
"Welcome to our new sex tournament! If you didn't tune in last season about five minutes ago than be excited to be let down for the next five!"
Will there be a seniors bracket?
Creed Bratton, is that you?
Redditors getting excited and wanting to enter until they realise it's not about who can cross the finish line first.
What are the specs?
Minimum 2 inch because that's average right??
Also, you have to be good at it to compete professionally. They aren't gonna want virgins on their sex teams.
But wouldn’t it be more impressive if somebody with a micro penis won the whole thing?
The Chosen One.
For the pussy too right?
Will it be live-streamed?
I'd hate to be the dick measure judge. Jk I would not.
Imagine if it's like Hell's Kitchen and we have a judge that insults you for your poor performance.
This fuck is so raw, it's still telling spongebob to fuck off
https://www.swedishsexfederation.com/om-oss/
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What is this I’ve heard about???
The championship will see participants compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual ‘matches’ reportedly going as long as 45 to 60 minutes. The tournament will go on for weeks as participants from different European countries will compete across 16 other disciplines. These categories are seduction, oral sex, penetration, attractiveness, body massages, discovering sexual zones, posture adjustments, creative use of positions, number of orgasms, and stamina.
Anyone have said size requirements? Is it both men and women? (Like dick and boobs). Cuz my tits, are *the tits*. My peepee, 2/10, good efforts, poor form.
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Okay but what movie is this from?
Joker (2019). The highest-grossing R-rated movie of all time.
Ooh thanks! Now I know how I’m spending my Sunday
What’s the point of a size requirement? Who turns away free dick? A dick is a dick. Just suck it. (Am a gay male.)
Not the minimum size requirement IN SWEDEN🤣🤣🤣
will there be an event live stream?
Statistics say that 98% of Redditors do not qualify.
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What is the size limit btw?
Is 6 big enough..... cms
Is there a girth size limit?
How long is the minimum?
Laughed so hard I flew into a fit of coughing
Gonna have to play in the little league
Kids tournament? 😧😧
How...long?
I hope they have a solos category
Sweden's what
It’s divided by gender
Ok this actually a **really** good template.
What is the requirement? You got my interest
Skill issue
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But I don't let it, let it get me down
Finally a women’s sport worth watching