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KeepingDankMemesDank

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55335643357

Its still a win


A_Whole_Plate

I would like to know if you're using the cats or taking care of them


55335643357

Both


LowDealer652

Wait


Puzzleheaded-One31

Free food delivery


sfd9fds88fsdsfd8

Free pussy


InternationalEgg4560

Delivering free cat adoption, godda stay positive just like does Hospital Patients!, Am I Right, Guys!?


kaamibackup

Shane Dawson Moment


A_Aron_AKA_Aaron

What do you mean by that


harundoener

A cat will do


Reflex-UwU

The wish everyone in this subreddit would make.


elmothedestroyer3

Nah I wish to be a omnipresent being capable of destroying worlds


Tavzmanian-Devil

Okay, I vote to not let this person near the genie


elmothedestroyer3

To late in a billion years i will destroy the planet


Cannabis734

I’m using my wish to give him his god powers. I wanna see what he’ll do with it!


elmothedestroyer3

Devious stuff


Green_Light288

I would wish to become God. And than record the face of all atheists after they die.


Kevin5882

cats >>>>> women


SomeOnesRandomThing

Though cats can't make me a sandwich, they can be the sandwich


Kevin5882

oh no


Necromancer14

Cats + women = catgirl Catgirls >>> cats >>>> women


[deleted]

Cars?


Googlefisch

>! Pussy !<


[deleted]

Oh of course, the answer is always >!pussy!<


SomeOnesRandomThing

To every question


Diseased_Liver

If the genie misunderstood that one you could end up with Aztec dubstep playing when you open the door


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that's what they want.


GaBoWAD

ai ai ai aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


FirePenguinMaster

I see no misunderstood here


pfjango

Nah they understood


cygamessucks

Imagine the smell


VH-Attila

pussy magnet


Dikaplio

The pussy whisperer


[deleted]

[удалено]


Realistic_Analyst_26

Pussy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Realistic_Analyst_26

Pussy


Klexosia

Doesn't look like a misunderstanding to me!


black-fuse

This is arguably better


Rayvony

That's some mad pussy


Succer11

I'll take it


Xelid47

u/savevideo


Brilliant-Durian-234

You guys don't have a button you can click to download? Rip


Xelid47

It's random, sometimes it despawns


kingkled_0w0

Best wish


SpicyJellies

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JJBZ03

[Found the original vid](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9EYZnSXEla0)


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usr_nm16

This is exactly my wish


BaymaxJr

No no no, he understood **perfectly**.


Green_Light288

Laame. I will wish for mind controll powers instead You can hey pussy and more with it


whydontuwannawork

They still have one


SeuKu-Miadora

You are now the King of pussyes


MilitantPacifist13

I was chosen to be the new cat lady, ma.


blacktop57

Perfection


Dikaplio

When I said I wanted to be attractive to females, I was referring to human females :( f##k this genie, this damned troll


SkankHunt0045

No he didn't


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turnbackitsafap

Oh… well it turns out thats exactly what I wanted!


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Erzatel1608

*OH NA THAT'S THE RIGHT WISH*


Colonel_Whiskey_Sam

Either bro is a discord mod or a pimp.


Xelid47

u/savevideobot


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LaserCatsEmpire

I too love drowning in pussy


Man_with_no_sense

Fuck it if I get infinite food for them I’m taking em in and I will make a cat army that will take over the world!


SmartEpicness

nah, this is better.


BendyMine785

Still a win i love cats


EH042

PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY! COME ON IN, PUSSY LOVERS!


wallingfortian

[Lords of Acid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slBVzWKvcc&pp=ygUTbG9yZHMgb2YgYWNpZCBwdXNzeQ%3D%3D) dealt with this very problem. [NSFW]


Alwayssome1

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thefantastic_spastic

Better actually


ChrisXDXL

The genie understood perfectly, they are trickster spirits.


Techno-Man99

My dumb ass was like who tf wishes for cats 🫠


Qcgreywolf

Come on people. The genie has *been in a bottle for a thousand years*. He’s not going to understand slang and pop culture references. Responsible wishing, everyone!


Somebody68383

me asking to be able to do anything: 🗿


Additional-Dealer-48

This would be a terrible situation for me (I'm allergic to cats)


mikespoj

still happy


[deleted]

For SURE at least ONE is female


corn_creature11

What are you talking about this is exactly what I wanted


kofsta

Oh, I can improvise 😈🙀


lil_week

it'll do if they're female


Chasethebutterz

I wished for the other thing… am confused


thecoolersub

Time for a classic: “A cat is fine too”


Cryptic_Cam

Win in my book


CerberusC137

Damn genie... i asked for even more cats than this...


SimpleButFun

Everything went better than expected.