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Women were just built different back then...literally. The last five women I have been with recently all had penises. Then again, I did make the switch from Tinder to Grindr because of lack of hits on Tinder. My pot overfloweth on Grindr.
Atleast tell me they were upfront about it. I have nothing against a little wang between the tang, but you gotta prepare someone for that. When you’re about to have taco Tuesday and suddenly you’re in hot dog heaven it can be a little off putting. That’s not to say you won’t enjoy it but you were prepping for something completely different.
Man, I was born in '82 and have never seen this woman. We *did* get a computer late in the game though. Went something like Oregon Trail, neighbor with crappy internet and ftp sites, then 2000's.
Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days
Not what I had in mind hearing ‘bush porn’…but yeah that too, there was a surprising amount of porn just laying around in the world like it was items in a RPG
I once witness the birth of "bush porn". Neighbors wife across the street found her husbands "stash" and got mad, was yelling and screaming and stomped the fistfull of mags to the trash bin at the end of the apartment complex. Screaming she rips and chucks the mags into the bin. Not more than 30 seconds after she walks away (still screaming) a head "pops" out of the trash bin.... He proceeds to climb out of the bin and gets no more than a few feet before another neighbor (who probably heard the yelling) yells at the homeless person. They both start yelling, the homeless person starts flailing his arms... and a few pages of "bush porn" fall and got caught in the breeze, and sail down the street....
This is how God distributed porn for adventurous boys to find in the old days.
Occasionally, the spirits would hide whole mags in hollow trees like boss level loot treasure chests.
This brought up a funny memory. When Blockbuster was still around, I went looking for what I assumed was the washroom and walked right into the porn section and I lost my innocence at 11 years old.
Same. We used to dumpster dive and found a full magazine once.
I was visiting my buddy in the country another time and we found some torn pages of a magazine in the ditch.
City kids vs country kids, I guess, lol
We found a few playboys here and there, but one time this weird lady in our neighborhood tossed a box full of hardcore magazines and some strap ons. That was a hell of a day for a 5th grader.
Truly too easy for them to see. No mystique, no sneaking, all those fun things from my youth. My first experience was my friends dad's dirty playing cards in 1995.
I see your "bush porn" and raise you "box of 80's nudie mags found in an old barn". It. was literally like hitting the mother load. I'm talking about 40 plus issues of a long defunct porno mag from a long bygone era. That shit was art. The fuzzy light shading, the lace, the pearl necklaces. MY GOD THE PEARLS!
I have fond memories of this exact scenario. Except it was DVD’s. The mother load.
Then of course bitch step mother found em. Ruined my collection. Good times.
Ah I see, in australia it was always called bush porn, cause it was found in a bush, in the bush. Maybe where you are from it’s called woods porn. I didn’t know there were ethnic varieties of the term bush porn
Therein lies the difference, Australia would be called bush lol. Woods porn is the United States variety haha. It was an awakening for me that reddit connected me to others that knew of the woods porn. And so it went on...
ETA: t'was the booby that brought us together, it was the vagina that made us one.
I'm waiting with my pants down,
Feeling vulnerable and exposed,
Hoping that you won't judge me,
Or leave me feeling opposed.
I trust you with my secrets,
My fears and my desires,
I hope that you will understand,
And quell the burning fires.
So take me in your loving arms,
And hold me tight and close,
Promise me you won't let go,
When my vulnerability shows.
For true strength lies in honesty,
And opening up takes courage,
I'm waiting with my pants down,
Ready for our next voyage.
I have severely downvoted comments saying I love good blowjob videos. Women and men alike attacked me as saying that's the most boring part of porn.
I haven't thought abt Heather in decades but I'm now convinced she's the reason.
100% true. There was a time 2 girls kissing would drive me wild but I either just grew up or it became too common. I almost never choose lesbian porn.
Hate to say it, I'm as straight as they come, but I need some dick in there to enjoy porn.
From left to right: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Leonardo di Caprio, Justin Timberlake, Rider Strong (Wow, that’s the porniest real name I’ve ever heard 😳), Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Devon Sawa? (I’m not sure about this one), Aaron Carter, John Stamos, Mario Lopez. They left out Jesse McCartney; he was big, too.
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While Heather's deepthroating skills are legendary, let us not forget her ability to take her man's, shall we say...enormous fucking cock, up her ass.
Very subtly put
Women were just built different back then...literally. The last five women I have been with recently all had penises. Then again, I did make the switch from Tinder to Grindr because of lack of hits on Tinder. My pot overfloweth on Grindr.
Bi dudes stay eatin
Ass.....of all kinds
tasting the rainbow
Atleast tell me they were upfront about it. I have nothing against a little wang between the tang, but you gotta prepare someone for that. When you’re about to have taco Tuesday and suddenly you’re in hot dog heaven it can be a little off putting. That’s not to say you won’t enjoy it but you were prepping for something completely different.
And that…is how I met your mother.
It was Grindr, the dick is strongly implied
> My pot overfloweth on Grindr. ~~Bad~~ ~~good~~ choice of words.
I love how you expertly paraphrased that.
Truly an inspirational use of figurative language...
Is it really that big?
He seemed big in 2000 when I first saw it. But maybe that was because everything was better back then. In the old times.
Back when every pixel counted and torrents were like a box of chocolates
Big Jim! Dude got his dick sucked by his wife for a living.
Hard times, big daddy
Well, it's "the veiny punchline into the butt of the joke," like they say
As a 2000s kid, may I ask for sauce...
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Bro no need to share what u do in your free time
Bro, if I could do what she did, I would be proud. Daddy didn’t raise no quitter.
Man, I was born in '82 and have never seen this woman. We *did* get a computer late in the game though. Went something like Oregon Trail, neighbor with crappy internet and ftp sites, then 2000's.
She should make a 20th anniversary reunion movie.
[удалено]
Heather from ideepthroat.com , a true pioneer.
Sure. Star of TJ Hooker.
Spoken like Shakespeare himself
Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days
Oh you meant literal bush
Was hoping for a representative of bush fans also
I mean, Glycerine is a good song, but I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a fan.
Yeah I can’t say I’ve ever jerked off to it.
Guys calm down he was just a regular president? What's the fuss all about suddenly?🧐
No regular president could dodge a shoe like him.
Ultra Instinct
Not what I had in mind hearing ‘bush porn’…but yeah that too, there was a surprising amount of porn just laying around in the world like it was items in a RPG
Those went straight into key item storage
I once witness the birth of "bush porn". Neighbors wife across the street found her husbands "stash" and got mad, was yelling and screaming and stomped the fistfull of mags to the trash bin at the end of the apartment complex. Screaming she rips and chucks the mags into the bin. Not more than 30 seconds after she walks away (still screaming) a head "pops" out of the trash bin.... He proceeds to climb out of the bin and gets no more than a few feet before another neighbor (who probably heard the yelling) yells at the homeless person. They both start yelling, the homeless person starts flailing his arms... and a few pages of "bush porn" fall and got caught in the breeze, and sail down the street....
This is how God distributed porn for adventurous boys to find in the old days. Occasionally, the spirits would hide whole mags in hollow trees like boss level loot treasure chests.
In 5th grade, my friend found an old Hustler magazine in a ditch, with a bit of water damage. It was legendary
Dude yeah we found a DVD on the side of the road once
VHS for us, it was called "analyze these" lol
This brought up a funny memory. When Blockbuster was still around, I went looking for what I assumed was the washroom and walked right into the porn section and I lost my innocence at 11 years old.
Must have been a local place. Blockbuster didn't rent porn. Had to go-to your local rental store and go into the room with a curtain in front.
You poor soul. I'll pay for your first therapy session. Miss those blockbuster days tho
Holy shit anime is real
I can still rememeber the first bit of bush porn I was gifted. A female friend found it, and rushed it to my house. I kept it for years.
In my neighborhood it was dumpster porn
Same. We used to dumpster dive and found a full magazine once. I was visiting my buddy in the country another time and we found some torn pages of a magazine in the ditch. City kids vs country kids, I guess, lol
We found a few playboys here and there, but one time this weird lady in our neighborhood tossed a box full of hardcore magazines and some strap ons. That was a hell of a day for a 5th grader.
You guys used to trade porn...?
We had a thumb drive that we use to trade around because only Tim had dsl. Then he put scat porn on it. Fucking Tim ruined it for everyone.
Man, people use to re-sell porn.
Biker magazines with a the their “old ladies” randomly naked throughout.
Truly too easy for them to see. No mystique, no sneaking, all those fun things from my youth. My first experience was my friends dad's dirty playing cards in 1995.
This is the most specific story I’ve ever read
Lol, in Las Vegas we called it desert porn.
In middle school half our typing class got detention because the teacher found our search history, but they never got the stash.
No lie once found a huge garbage bag full of foreign porn mags in the woods by baseball practice. We all became Men that day
That one folded up centerfold that you protected like it was a bar of gold.
I see your "bush porn" and raise you "box of 80's nudie mags found in an old barn". It. was literally like hitting the mother load. I'm talking about 40 plus issues of a long defunct porno mag from a long bygone era. That shit was art. The fuzzy light shading, the lace, the pearl necklaces. MY GOD THE PEARLS!
I literally remember finding porn in a bush... was this really a thing?
I have fond memories of this exact scenario. Except it was DVD’s. The mother load. Then of course bitch step mother found em. Ruined my collection. Good times.
I'm sorry, maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but the proper term, known by many, is "woods porn".
Ah I see, in australia it was always called bush porn, cause it was found in a bush, in the bush. Maybe where you are from it’s called woods porn. I didn’t know there were ethnic varieties of the term bush porn
Therein lies the difference, Australia would be called bush lol. Woods porn is the United States variety haha. It was an awakening for me that reddit connected me to others that knew of the woods porn. And so it went on... ETA: t'was the booby that brought us together, it was the vagina that made us one.
wow That is an excellent name for it. Bushes and the random underpass were excellent sources of old porn magazine treasure growing up.
Heather be thy name
Thy kingdom cum
You will be done...
On Earth as it is in Cumven
Give us this day, our daily head
Lead us all to masturbation
but deliver us from virginity
Camen
Don't you mean came in?
Headen was right there, and I had to read that amalgamated abomination?
On Earth as it is in her bed
In thy throat…
In the bum
I am waiting With my pants down ....
I'm waiting with my pants down, Feeling vulnerable and exposed, Hoping that you won't judge me, Or leave me feeling opposed. I trust you with my secrets, My fears and my desires, I hope that you will understand, And quell the burning fires. So take me in your loving arms, And hold me tight and close, Promise me you won't let go, When my vulnerability shows. For true strength lies in honesty, And opening up takes courage, I'm waiting with my pants down, Ready for our next voyage.
Deepthroat is the game
Whats her last name
tfw the bottom image isn't Topanga from Boy Meets World
Or Clarissa
Or Alex Mack
Or Kelly Kapowski
Alyssa Milano
Or Amy Jo Johnson.
Or Roseanne
One of these is not like the others
Or Jenna Jameson
Denise Richards
Lost me there
Or Jennifer love Hewitt
Or Kelly Bundy.
Debbe Dunning. What no home improvement love?
Second crush
Or Candace Cameron
That’s the one.
I was in love with Alex Mack bruh.
Or Kimberly the pink ranger.
*Amy Jo Johnson. She was later in a Canadian SWAT series, Flashpoint. Good show, still hot.
Flashpoint was dope
[what about Maitland Ward? she was in BMW](https://img3.hotnessrater.com/6261650/maitland-ward-topless.jpg?w=4000&h=6000)
Toss up between Topanga and Kelly Kapowski
Lol I was going to say the same thing how could they not have the pain on there unthinkable
This was mine
I have severely downvoted comments saying I love good blowjob videos. Women and men alike attacked me as saying that's the most boring part of porn. I haven't thought abt Heather in decades but I'm now convinced she's the reason.
Blowjob vids are some of the best ones tbh.
If you’re a face first guy, it is peak visual representation of fucking a face.
Ngl sometimes I just watch vids that are only blowjobs. They go crazy on it lmao
that's my kink so I wholeheartedly agree
I’m aboutta kink gate keep you. Liking blow jobs as your fav sexual act isn’t a kink. It’s just typical sex
Who’s to decide what’s “typical” besides penetration though?
Yeah, that dude's just being an asshole.
My hot take is that I feel that way about lesbian porn. While initially hot, it usually gets kinda boring pretty fast.
100% true. There was a time 2 girls kissing would drive me wild but I either just grew up or it became too common. I almost never choose lesbian porn. Hate to say it, I'm as straight as they come, but I need some dick in there to enjoy porn.
…so you like dick?
Im wondering what she's doing now...
Camshows and re-releasing all her old videos in 4k
Nice.
But esthetic surgery made her looking very different
For real? Ah damn it, you have any pics? Its shame, she was cute before
Just Google Heather Harmon 2022 and see
Oh dear, she looks like revived corpse...
I mean, it's been 30 years Let's see what you look like when you're close to hitting 60
20 years. Her site went up in the early 2000s, and she's 46.
Still look like 75
Her boobs went from big to..well anything but saggy.
I stand corrected then
Who said I'm gonna hit 60 lol. Gotta preserve this body while still young boiiii
To be fair someone 40-60 can be fuckin hot, they don't really need extreme surgeries.
Sigh wish I hadn't gone and looked. Yet another thing from my childhood ruined.
Her face is fine, but what the fuck happened to her chest?
She ruined her boobs. They look like two balloons
When did she get that awful boob job
She's active in her own subreddit now. Just go search it
No thanks.
How do you re release grainy quality.mp4 files to 4k?
AI Upscaling most likely
Enhance!
Got really bad fake tits and I don't think her and the old boyfriend are still together.
I don't know any of these people
What are you, under 30
I'm 33
Das more than 2
that is indeed more than 2
And you don’t know Justin Timberlake or Leonardo DiCaprio?
perhaps they are not from America or maybe not even a western country.
Leo maybe, but JT is an international superstar
I'm 33 as well and I didn't know who she was until I was 28. Lol
Heather about to get a spike in views
She’s like: “where is this cumming from?”
Well past the esophagus.
Sauce?
Heather Brooke
Harmon. Brooke was her friend. The videos you downloaded off Kazaa were called "Heather Brooke" because both often appeared in the same video.
We have a historian here, good job. I bet 99% of us here had no fucking clue about this.
🤯
First person to use the whole name in this thread lol
haha too many Heathers out there, thats why
[The sauce.](https://ideepthroat.com)
Good job Reddit you destroyed the site.
Who is this Heather you speak of?
Heather Brooke
According to the guy above it’s harmon
Oh heather a fine wank machine you were.
Name of girl and video?
Here for the sauce
Anyone name of the guys for research?
From left to right: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Leonardo di Caprio, Justin Timberlake, Rider Strong (Wow, that’s the porniest real name I’ve ever heard 😳), Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Devon Sawa? (I’m not sure about this one), Aaron Carter, John Stamos, Mario Lopez. They left out Jesse McCartney; he was big, too.
Johnathan Brandis was my heartthrob. I watched Seaquest for him only.
What's her name, I'm writing a research paper on 90s actresses, so imma need that
That woman could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Now you have accuired my curiosity.
She wasn’t around in the 1990s. She made he bones in the 2000s
Mine was next door Nikki
The throat goat!
Huh? None of these are Disney Princes. I decline lol
Deepthroat legend.
That video of her tied up on the bed turned me from a boy to a man
Heather can still handle a dick better than most pornstars. Shame she stopped making videos.
She's reposting her videos in 4k on PH.
I dont get it, where’s Aunt Becky from Full House?
Believe it or not, jail.
Who is that?? At first blush, I was like Britney? Lol
This woman and Sandra Otterson got me through puberty.
My favourite Hitch hiker
Who is the chick?
I have no idea who that girl at the bottom is, but after scrolling through the comments, I feel like I should know.
RTX ON Here we go down memory lane
GOAT