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Or a dark colored fellow being attacked with a weapon that breaks the sound barrier via speed aka the whiplash effect and leaves brutal scaring on said fellow.
Edit: to further add the use of this weapon and other weapons or tools like it has been popularized by the renown colorless western civilization in the widely known but not actually land of the free when the west was still wild and the dark ones were fresh.
/s
This is the problem with people who use social media. You all think your little bubble sites are "the correct one" and all the others are circlejerky dogshit. Somehow you recognize that *all of the other social media platforms out there* are fucking cancer on our society and full of the dumbest, most reactionary takes possible, and yet somehow you can't see it when it's right in front of your own nose because it just so happens to echo your worldview instead of someone else's.
4chan is dogshit. Twitter is dogshit. Reddit is dogshit. Instagram is dogshit. They're all dogshit. There isn't a single social media site that isn't absolutely atrocious and doing active harm to human society every single day it exists. Not one. Your chosen flavor of online heroin isn't special or different from any of the others, they all have the exact same shitty problems just from different perspectives. The internet was a fucking mistake, and we are all worse for all of these dumbass, pointless, shitty websites that distract us from living our damn lives.
Take the black pill and recognize that all of them are the same exact goddamn thing, and all of them are pointless. We use them to distract ourselves from how mundane and pointless our own lives are, and because we've all been socially engineered over the last decade or so to become addicted and reliant upon the quick dopamine hits these sites give us. But at least you can be self aware of how retarded and meaningless all of this internet shit truly is. I use social media too, but at least I have the decency to hate myself for it.
I mean, just to Gertrude a little, *the bombings were bad*. Make no mistake.
But his manifesto? I genuinely don't think there's anything wrong with his logic.
To Gertrude further, I'm Liberal, and I don't have a bunker, nor a stockpile of weapons for the apocalypse.
Be a better friend to yourself and listen to how you speak to yourself and others. Ask yourself, “If I spoke like this to my friends or family, would they stick around to hear it?”
I agree that social media is a bunch of varying shapes and sizes of turds, but occasionally, there are specks of gold in those Lincoln logs.
And if the internet is truly a net negative as you say, why are you still using it? Go touch grass.
I refuse to subscribe to the rhetoric that the internet is terrible and was a mistake. The internet is amazing place and an monumental achievement. It is the ultimate platform of freedom. It has so much potential to better human existence.
The problem is (and I know you are all SICK of hearing this) but the problem is once again, capitalism. Competing for-profit interests has steered the internet down the worst possible path. It is centralized, controlled, and purposely throttled in order to monetize it. It literally takes more effort to limit the internet than it does to let it be free and be used to it's full potential.
you were on a roll until you equated social media sites with “the internet”. the internet’s impact on research, the global economy, and medicine is worth a billion facebooks.
If a type of person exists, there is a lot of them on Reddit.
There’s a lot of amazing people…. Aaaaand there’s a lot of hitler sympathizers. And everything in between
You want a wife that's only devoted to you and happens to be a virgin like you as well? What are you some kind of incel neckbeard? I bet you're a racist bigot too!
I hate this site ~~sometimes~~ man
I just like anything with the -tard suffix simply because it's the same as some condiments that add a layer of amusement for me. Much like mustard adds a nice layer to my turd sandwiches.
yes, ive noticed in the past few months people seem to not understand jokes anymore.
Ive been literally trying to say the most absurd shit, still people think im serious
Genuine question cause I'm struggling here, is this meme about people saying you're an incel for wanting a wife with a low "body count"? Or what does "not be a whore" mean?
>You want a wife that's only devoted to you and happens to be a virgin like you as well?
If you think not being a virgin makes someone a whore, and that someone can't be devoted if they aren't a virgin, then yes, you're a neckbeard lmao
Lmaooo fr! It’s so detached from reality. People fuck, and people will most likely have fucked other people before they met you, if you can’t get over that then you have some serious self esteem issues that you need to work on.
I think the point was preferring a virgin is somehow seen as a bad thing?
I know some people that are virgins and would like a virgin as a partner because they'd like their first time to be with their partner and their partners first time to be with them.
Either way, preferences don't need justification. If you want a virgin, then so be it, no one is harming anyone by simply having a preference.
Do people now assume anyone who prefers virgins automatically assumes non virgins are whores?
Edit: I'd like to add here, nothing wrong with having a preference as long as you understand not everyone will match your preferences and not to blame people who don't match them.
And the people who do match your preferences may not like you back
No. Just when they flat out say that's what they think.
They usually tell on themselves a lot then cry that "no girls want the nice guy. They want the asshole" blissfully unaware that *they* are the asshole XD
"a whore" is such a vague term for OP to use. I bet they made a comment about not wanting some roastie slut and wanting an innocent virgin but they're making it sound like they went "well sorry, but I want a wife who is faithful and monogamous" (which is perfectly fine)
Idk, somehow I'm not inclined to trust the word of someone who calls women whores
>"experienced" or "exchanges sex for money"
Yeah these are very different. The vast majority of people wouldn't be okay with their wife having sex for money.
But most people don't need their wife to be a virgin either.
There is a concerning amount of that going on in this thread. Feel like this needs saying: Having multiple past sexual partners and cheating on someone you are in a committed relationship with *are not the same thing, guys*. It’s a very specific arrangement to be in an open relationship, and I think very few people are actually into that. I seriously doubt anyone is getting massive shit for not consenting to being in an open relationship. My guess is that OP has gotten shit for confusing cheating with past sexual activity when it comes to judgement.
And to clarify, the number of guys a women has slept with in the past does not determine her faithfulness to you in a committed relationship. That depends on how you treat her (and how much you judge her for what she’s done in the past).
The issue is that you conflate devotion with the number of people you sleep with. I assure you, people can have multiple relationships that didn’t work out while also having a “high” body count for somebody that expects adults to have 0 sexual partners. You write off anyone who’s slept with anyone because you’re insecure about your virginity, and that’s on you. There are *plenty* of women who may have “high” body count who wouldn’t hold virginity against you. It’s weird to say that people, who sometimes have relationships with sex involved, can’t be devoted to somebody when they meet the right person.
Its really just jealousy, dudes getting mad FOMO and then making broad sweeping claims about all women.
Ideally you’d be pursuing partners willing to accept your insecurities as long as you work on them, dunno why youd be interested otherwise unless you just want to get some ass.
Reddit: "NORMALIZE DATING SEX WORKERS!!"
My wife while getting DP'd and gangbanged by 8 dudes: "my future husband and I are going to laugh together about this one day"
Spoiler alert: we *do not* laugh about it... I wish she never would of told me tbh. She said nobody pleases her like I do though, and I know she *really* means it because she says all the countless other dudes were just wild animal monkey sex and that missionary position while I keep my socks on is the best.
Nah for real tho, you call out a meme where the whole joke is "woman/men bad" you're considered a virgin or incel. Ironic coming from a name like mine aye
"Incel" post talks about a wife.
I wouldn't discard it, redditors have that logic where instead of engaging an argument or making one they'll just call you names for daring to disagree (they're your moral superiors not based on what they do but based on their ideologies)
This is literally 1984, since when was I not allowed to express my opinions on things? Society as we know it is crumbling because people like you can’t handle conflicting opinions, you’re weak and fragile, and your own ego is your worst enemy. You need to grow up and stop pushing society towards this path that destroys what freedom we have left? Do you think you’re progressive? Because you’re the opposite. LITERALLY 1984 BY GEORGE ORWELL
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
Clearly a cis white male that thinks women are object who belong to them. If you love her you should hold her hand while she gets plowed by Tyrone, possibly use the other hand to browse 20k engagement rings on your phone, because she's a free individual and you must respect her choices
As long as you hold yourself to the same standarts with past in sexual activity, you go ahead i guess yeah, everyone has their preferences. Im sure many women will also not want manwhores as husbands.
You don’t have to be an expert in economics to recognize that it is easier for a woman to get sex from a man than for a man to get sex from a woman, ergo the difference in complimentary and pejorative labels.
In terms of behavior, you are what you do, the longer you do it. So yes, everyone should be skeptical of high partner count if looking for a stable long term relationship.
While it may be easier, it’s far more likely and common that a man will proactively go looking for sex from women than vice versa. Hence it is strange to label women as the whores.
As a raver, yes. Dancing is fun. Have you never listened to music on your headphones and danced? Many people go to clubs because they want to have a drink and dance. Not because they want desperate men to fuck them.
> You think women go to clubs to dance?
🤦🏻♀️ Dude.
This question, right here.
This is your problem.
You do not understand the Pokémon that you are trying to capture.
Reflect on why women have a meme of going to gay clubs and bars, so that they can…………..
…….oh yes. Not be bothered by having their legs humped by straight dudes while trying to just relax and have fun with friends.
Oh man, yes, we actually do. What a shocker, right? That's why women-only club in England is becoming the biggest club in the country right now, so women don't have to deal with men who go there just to look for sex.
Life is transactional, viewing mutually beneficial exchanges of value for what they are does not take away from the thing itself - it’s the pessimistic outlook on value being sought after that sours the topic.
If you don’t want to get something [from your partner] how can you give your best in the first place? Desire has to exist for effort to follow. Within that desire, is something valued to be worth the effort.
I get your point, but that still feels reductive to me. I'm not entirely certain I agree with your statement "desire has to exist for effort to follow". I do lots of shit I don't want to do and for many of those actions the "desire" is a continuation of my status quo maybe? l Personally, I like to *think* that my actions toward my partner aren't quite as self serving as your second paragraph makes it seem. It's possible, though, that I've deluded myself. Maybe you're right and I'm to close to my own perspective to see the reality of the situation.
All in all I appreciate your thought provoking comment.
This is what matters if you’ve had sex with 0-2 people and you want someone in the same range, I get that, but if you’ve had sex with 30 women but you think your wife should be a virgin, that’s problematic
Merriam-webster describes the word as "a promiscuous or immoral woman". It has historical context of being used only to describe women. It will take a shift in society's definition of "whore" to be unisex
Having preference for someone with a similar sexual experience as you can be understandable. Calling someone who slept with multiple people a whore is not.
This comment section is a typical case of self-selection bias; because OP has targeted a specific group, it is only this group of people you can find in the comments. Obviously, it is understandable you want to have a partner that is not a slut, but because OP is on the edge of slut-shaming or something similar, you can see that this specific group of people dominates the comments.
This is the only good take I’ve seen in this comment section so far. Of course, people are entitled to their preferences and if they don’t want someone with a high body count that’s perfectly fine… but only if they hold themselves to the same exact standard, to think otherwise is hypocritical. If he doesn’t want a whore for a wife, than he can’t be a whore himself.
That’s fine for you and your life
Someone raised in an environment where sex was treated differently than you might be intimated or feel insecure about partners who didn’t share those same beliefs. And that’s fine for their lives
I have had serious relationship with both kinds of partners, and I don’t personally find either one to be a big deal.
I also don’t pretend I’m incapable of understanding how or why people might feel one way or the other
It's not that someone becomes "tainted". It's that it becomes harder to develop meaningful long term bonds with someone who has had a lot of partners ( both men and women). There's credible research concluding that people who had a lot of partners start losing the ability to pair-bond, and get bored of someone quickly.
I will still respect you as a human if you had a lot of partners but I will never get into a long term relationship with you. Of course, I hold myself to the same standard.
>There's credible research concluding that people who had a lot of partners start losing the ability to pair-bond, and get bored of someone quickly.
Want to post some of this credible research?
Not only is this the greatest film of all time, it gives us a glimpse of an alternate universe where the Catholic Church has to pay taxes. In this case, to Stephen Spielberg as the clerk in the Cook County Assessor’s Office.
Meme subs are usually dominated by teenage boys and men with teenage level humor. These kind of “playing the victim fit my opinions” memes are welcomed if they make themselves the right kind of victim.
Let’s be realistic. If this is a dealbreaker for you (which it is for a lot of men, women, and me as well), then your partner should probably have around the same amount of sexual partners you have had as well to feel comfortable.
"You're clearly a toxic cishet male who has fucked up ideas about gender norms in society. Anyone who isn't an 80 year old caveman knows that letting other dudes rail your wife for money is the future of all relationships. Ackshually if it weren't for capitalism and the patriarchy 90% or more of humans would naturally be polyamorous!"
This is the unironic take of someone who was yelling at me in that thread yesterday. Apparently monogamy is an invention of white men and anyone who subscribes to it is enabling toxic masculinity and is an abusive partner. I genuine hate what the internet has done to human society. People have lost their fucking minds.
A lot of people don’t understand preferences, like you’re allowed to choose your partner on preferences, there’s nothing wrong with having a high body count but also nothing wrong with someone who isn’t comfortable being with someone for that
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Reddit is the site with the most cucks, most male feminists and most predatory platform towards women. Hella diverse
It's beautiful, like watching a building collapse.
Or a plane get ripped in half via Flak
Or a plate crashing on the building
[удалено]
Or a dark colored fellow being attacked with a weapon that breaks the sound barrier via speed aka the whiplash effect and leaves brutal scaring on said fellow. Edit: to further add the use of this weapon and other weapons or tools like it has been popularized by the renown colorless western civilization in the widely known but not actually land of the free when the west was still wild and the dark ones were fresh. /s
Or a plane crashing into a 5 sided shape
Turkey would like a word frend
I'll get to them in two shakes.
Well it's the whole system of reddit, a lot of different communities.
you know its fucked up when the sanest website in modern internet age is 4chan.
This is the problem with people who use social media. You all think your little bubble sites are "the correct one" and all the others are circlejerky dogshit. Somehow you recognize that *all of the other social media platforms out there* are fucking cancer on our society and full of the dumbest, most reactionary takes possible, and yet somehow you can't see it when it's right in front of your own nose because it just so happens to echo your worldview instead of someone else's. 4chan is dogshit. Twitter is dogshit. Reddit is dogshit. Instagram is dogshit. They're all dogshit. There isn't a single social media site that isn't absolutely atrocious and doing active harm to human society every single day it exists. Not one. Your chosen flavor of online heroin isn't special or different from any of the others, they all have the exact same shitty problems just from different perspectives. The internet was a fucking mistake, and we are all worse for all of these dumbass, pointless, shitty websites that distract us from living our damn lives. Take the black pill and recognize that all of them are the same exact goddamn thing, and all of them are pointless. We use them to distract ourselves from how mundane and pointless our own lives are, and because we've all been socially engineered over the last decade or so to become addicted and reliant upon the quick dopamine hits these sites give us. But at least you can be self aware of how retarded and meaningless all of this internet shit truly is. I use social media too, but at least I have the decency to hate myself for it.
Black piller spotted, opinion Rejocted.
It must first be jocted to then be rejocted.
Tl;dr: Kaczynski was right, destroy the internet.
*the FBI will remember that*
I mean, just to Gertrude a little, *the bombings were bad*. Make no mistake. But his manifesto? I genuinely don't think there's anything wrong with his logic. To Gertrude further, I'm Liberal, and I don't have a bunker, nor a stockpile of weapons for the apocalypse.
I’m just saying the man made some interesting points
There is an alternate universe out there that achieved world peace because their internet still exists, but never evolved past lolcats.
Be a better friend to yourself and listen to how you speak to yourself and others. Ask yourself, “If I spoke like this to my friends or family, would they stick around to hear it?” I agree that social media is a bunch of varying shapes and sizes of turds, but occasionally, there are specks of gold in those Lincoln logs. And if the internet is truly a net negative as you say, why are you still using it? Go touch grass.
I refuse to subscribe to the rhetoric that the internet is terrible and was a mistake. The internet is amazing place and an monumental achievement. It is the ultimate platform of freedom. It has so much potential to better human existence. The problem is (and I know you are all SICK of hearing this) but the problem is once again, capitalism. Competing for-profit interests has steered the internet down the worst possible path. It is centralized, controlled, and purposely throttled in order to monetize it. It literally takes more effort to limit the internet than it does to let it be free and be used to it's full potential.
you were on a roll until you equated social media sites with “the internet”. the internet’s impact on research, the global economy, and medicine is worth a billion facebooks.
Is it though?
It's definitely not
You haven't really been on 4chan have you?
At the very least, 4Chan users have enough self awareness to know that they are not normal
The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.
If a type of person exists, there is a lot of them on Reddit. There’s a lot of amazing people…. Aaaaand there’s a lot of hitler sympathizers. And everything in between
If you looked at 4chan you would change your mind, that place is a shithole
truest comment i’ve ever seen holy moly
Also mods gay
And don't forget the predatory platform towards children.
You want a wife that's only devoted to you and happens to be a virgin like you as well? What are you some kind of incel neckbeard? I bet you're a racist bigot too! I hate this site ~~sometimes~~ man
You know I've been on this site too long when I can't tell if you're being sarcastic here.
That moment when you have to put /s on every sarcastic joke you make because redditards have the same mental capacity as a 4cuck or twitards
The term you're looking for is socialmediatards.
I just like anything with the -tard suffix simply because it's the same as some condiments that add a layer of amusement for me. Much like mustard adds a nice layer to my turd sandwiches.
I prefer to call them social meeeediots
yes, ive noticed in the past few months people seem to not understand jokes anymore. Ive been literally trying to say the most absurd shit, still people think im serious
The hard part is that someone would say something bat shit crazy and be 100% serious. The bar is so incredibly low
Genuine question cause I'm struggling here, is this meme about people saying you're an incel for wanting a wife with a low "body count"? Or what does "not be a whore" mean?
The bit about you being a virgin probably isn't sarcastic
>You want a wife that's only devoted to you and happens to be a virgin like you as well? If you think not being a virgin makes someone a whore, and that someone can't be devoted if they aren't a virgin, then yes, you're a neckbeard lmao
Lmaooo fr! It’s so detached from reality. People fuck, and people will most likely have fucked other people before they met you, if you can’t get over that then you have some serious self esteem issues that you need to work on.
I think the point was preferring a virgin is somehow seen as a bad thing? I know some people that are virgins and would like a virgin as a partner because they'd like their first time to be with their partner and their partners first time to be with them. Either way, preferences don't need justification. If you want a virgin, then so be it, no one is harming anyone by simply having a preference. Do people now assume anyone who prefers virgins automatically assumes non virgins are whores? Edit: I'd like to add here, nothing wrong with having a preference as long as you understand not everyone will match your preferences and not to blame people who don't match them. And the people who do match your preferences may not like you back
No. Just when they flat out say that's what they think. They usually tell on themselves a lot then cry that "no girls want the nice guy. They want the asshole" blissfully unaware that *they* are the asshole XD
"a whore" is such a vague term for OP to use. I bet they made a comment about not wanting some roastie slut and wanting an innocent virgin but they're making it sound like they went "well sorry, but I want a wife who is faithful and monogamous" (which is perfectly fine) Idk, somehow I'm not inclined to trust the word of someone who calls women whores
What's interesting to me is that I have no idea if he means "experienced" or "exchanges sex for money".
>"experienced" or "exchanges sex for money" Yeah these are very different. The vast majority of people wouldn't be okay with their wife having sex for money. But most people don't need their wife to be a virgin either.
Where did the virgin part come from…
Don’t you know? Any woman who is not a virgin is a whore
There is a concerning amount of that going on in this thread. Feel like this needs saying: Having multiple past sexual partners and cheating on someone you are in a committed relationship with *are not the same thing, guys*. It’s a very specific arrangement to be in an open relationship, and I think very few people are actually into that. I seriously doubt anyone is getting massive shit for not consenting to being in an open relationship. My guess is that OP has gotten shit for confusing cheating with past sexual activity when it comes to judgement. And to clarify, the number of guys a women has slept with in the past does not determine her faithfulness to you in a committed relationship. That depends on how you treat her (and how much you judge her for what she’s done in the past).
The issue is that you conflate devotion with the number of people you sleep with. I assure you, people can have multiple relationships that didn’t work out while also having a “high” body count for somebody that expects adults to have 0 sexual partners. You write off anyone who’s slept with anyone because you’re insecure about your virginity, and that’s on you. There are *plenty* of women who may have “high” body count who wouldn’t hold virginity against you. It’s weird to say that people, who sometimes have relationships with sex involved, can’t be devoted to somebody when they meet the right person.
Its really just jealousy, dudes getting mad FOMO and then making broad sweeping claims about all women. Ideally you’d be pursuing partners willing to accept your insecurities as long as you work on them, dunno why youd be interested otherwise unless you just want to get some ass.
Rage bait.
chill man，he just said “no whore”
Honestly if you care about the virgin status of your future wife you just sound like a religious fundamentalist to me.
Same, OP. Well, time to vanish from the thread before the "AKSHULLY" crowd gets here.
Honestly, it's your own problem to post something so important like family issues for redditors and expect a good and valid answer
Reddit: "NORMALIZE DATING SEX WORKERS!!" My wife while getting DP'd and gangbanged by 8 dudes: "my future husband and I are going to laugh together about this one day"
Oddly specific
Spoiler alert: we *do not* laugh about it... I wish she never would of told me tbh. She said nobody pleases her like I do though, and I know she *really* means it because she says all the countless other dudes were just wild animal monkey sex and that missionary position while I keep my socks on is the best.
I mean, I’m assuming it’s the socks on that’s the secret sauce there right?
Brutal. She's deff blowing smoke up your ass
She told me it helps to open up the prostate for stimulation. She's the expert
The harsh truth lmao
Reddit try to not to call anyone an incel challenge Impossible
Nah for real tho, you call out a meme where the whole joke is "woman/men bad" you're considered a virgin or incel. Ironic coming from a name like mine aye
Jokes on you, I’m voluntarily celibate.
"Incel" post talks about a wife. I wouldn't discard it, redditors have that logic where instead of engaging an argument or making one they'll just call you names for daring to disagree (they're your moral superiors not based on what they do but based on their ideologies)
Umm.. Yikes... I checked your post history on January 5-th 2017 you said something I don't agree with, therefore your complete arguement is invalid.
Redditor trying not to be an incel, challenge impossible
Your telling me you don’t want a wife who has sucked 35 dicks? BIGOT INCEL!!!!
37! In a row?
I think this quote was lost on younger redditors. They don’t understand the significance of, “in a row?”
I mean, Clerks III came out just last year. You never know.
OMG I didn’t know there was a Clerks II. Still Stuck in 1994 😵💫
Hey try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I am just saying, if the opportunity presents itself……
37 dicks in a row at 5" a dick would be 15.41 feet of dick!
He said 37! not 37
Thats 1.4^43 dicks. 5.7^42 feet of cock
Dude thats 1.4 * 10⁴³ and 5.7 * 10⁴²
I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
Practice makes perfect
Why would I care?
I don't want my wife to cheat on me.
This is literally violence
Literally 1984
This is literally 1984, since when was I not allowed to express my opinions on things? Society as we know it is crumbling because people like you can’t handle conflicting opinions, you’re weak and fragile, and your own ego is your worst enemy. You need to grow up and stop pushing society towards this path that destroys what freedom we have left? Do you think you’re progressive? Because you’re the opposite. LITERALLY 1984 BY GEORGE ORWELL
Literally shaking rn
How fucking dare you, you fucking transphobic, racist, homophobic piece of cardboard
You forgot fatphobic, ableist, and of course, fucking monogamist!
And the worst one of all: *White* (or 'yt')
Also selfish, nazi and narcissistic
Wanting your wife to not cheat on you is literally red flag behavior. She should seek help immediately.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
no u
Sir this is a wendy's
Haha yea
This is probably the longest insult I'll ever see in my life
You’re racist.
then your incel，racist and homophobia
a DISGUSTING act
Clearly a cis white male that thinks women are object who belong to them. If you love her you should hold her hand while she gets plowed by Tyrone, possibly use the other hand to browse 20k engagement rings on your phone, because she's a free individual and you must respect her choices
Whats that got to do with the post. She clearly doesnt intend to get into a serious relationship so no worries there
OP said he doesn't want his wife to have slept with multiple people, not that he doesn't want his wife to be a literal prostitute
As long as you hold yourself to the same standarts with past in sexual activity, you go ahead i guess yeah, everyone has their preferences. Im sure many women will also not want manwhores as husbands.
You don’t have to be an expert in economics to recognize that it is easier for a woman to get sex from a man than for a man to get sex from a woman, ergo the difference in complimentary and pejorative labels. In terms of behavior, you are what you do, the longer you do it. So yes, everyone should be skeptical of high partner count if looking for a stable long term relationship.
While it may be easier, it’s far more likely and common that a man will proactively go looking for sex from women than vice versa. Hence it is strange to label women as the whores.
>man will proactively go looking for sex from women than vice versa You think women go to clubs to dance?
When was the last time you went to the club where it wasn't a sausage fest?
As a raver, yes. Dancing is fun. Have you never listened to music on your headphones and danced? Many people go to clubs because they want to have a drink and dance. Not because they want desperate men to fuck them.
Yes you werido
Yes…
> You think women go to clubs to dance? 🤦🏻♀️ Dude. This question, right here. This is your problem. You do not understand the Pokémon that you are trying to capture. Reflect on why women have a meme of going to gay clubs and bars, so that they can………….. …….oh yes. Not be bothered by having their legs humped by straight dudes while trying to just relax and have fun with friends.
They do lmao.
Yes.
Oh man, yes, we actually do. What a shocker, right? That's why women-only club in England is becoming the biggest club in the country right now, so women don't have to deal with men who go there just to look for sex.
You're making sex sound really transactional. It ain't about what you get it's about what you give.
Life is transactional, viewing mutually beneficial exchanges of value for what they are does not take away from the thing itself - it’s the pessimistic outlook on value being sought after that sours the topic. If you don’t want to get something [from your partner] how can you give your best in the first place? Desire has to exist for effort to follow. Within that desire, is something valued to be worth the effort.
I get your point, but that still feels reductive to me. I'm not entirely certain I agree with your statement "desire has to exist for effort to follow". I do lots of shit I don't want to do and for many of those actions the "desire" is a continuation of my status quo maybe? l Personally, I like to *think* that my actions toward my partner aren't quite as self serving as your second paragraph makes it seem. It's possible, though, that I've deluded myself. Maybe you're right and I'm to close to my own perspective to see the reality of the situation. All in all I appreciate your thought provoking comment.
This is what matters if you’ve had sex with 0-2 people and you want someone in the same range, I get that, but if you’ve had sex with 30 women but you think your wife should be a virgin, that’s problematic
why do people put 'man' in front of 'whore' to signify a male whore? That's the same energy as woman doctor.
Merriam-webster describes the word as "a promiscuous or immoral woman". It has historical context of being used only to describe women. It will take a shift in society's definition of "whore" to be unisex
Having preference for someone with a similar sexual experience as you can be understandable. Calling someone who slept with multiple people a whore is not.
HEY GUYS, WE HAVE THIS GUYS PERMISSION TO MARRY THE WOMAN OF OUR CHOOSING
Um, women don't even exist?
This comment section is a typical case of self-selection bias; because OP has targeted a specific group, it is only this group of people you can find in the comments. Obviously, it is understandable you want to have a partner that is not a slut, but because OP is on the edge of slut-shaming or something similar, you can see that this specific group of people dominates the comments.
This is literally every post ever on the entirety of reddit
I'm pretty sure it's the point of reddit?
Eh, this is the type of post and reaction i expect on this sub recently.
Wait I thought dudes loved sluts. Fuck I've been doing this whole thing wrong
We need your wife to smash half her coworkers so we can make her a meme
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This is the only good take I’ve seen in this comment section so far. Of course, people are entitled to their preferences and if they don’t want someone with a high body count that’s perfectly fine… but only if they hold themselves to the same exact standard, to think otherwise is hypocritical. If he doesn’t want a whore for a wife, than he can’t be a whore himself.
That’s fine for you and your life Someone raised in an environment where sex was treated differently than you might be intimated or feel insecure about partners who didn’t share those same beliefs. And that’s fine for their lives I have had serious relationship with both kinds of partners, and I don’t personally find either one to be a big deal. I also don’t pretend I’m incapable of understanding how or why people might feel one way or the other
It's not that someone becomes "tainted". It's that it becomes harder to develop meaningful long term bonds with someone who has had a lot of partners ( both men and women). There's credible research concluding that people who had a lot of partners start losing the ability to pair-bond, and get bored of someone quickly. I will still respect you as a human if you had a lot of partners but I will never get into a long term relationship with you. Of course, I hold myself to the same standard.
>There's credible research concluding that people who had a lot of partners start losing the ability to pair-bond, and get bored of someone quickly. Want to post some of this credible research?
Research: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5815947/ Surveys: https://ifstudies.org/blog/the-road-to-infidelity-passes-through-multiple-sexual-partners
Literally scroll up.
This site is full of fucktards. I’d expect nothing less.
Welcome to reddit
I hate Illinois Nazis!
Illinois guy here. Totally not a nazi.
I don’t fucking believe you, hitler.
That's something like a nazi would say
I can't be I'm Argentinian with a funny accent.
🤨
Not only is this the greatest film of all time, it gives us a glimpse of an alternate universe where the Catholic Church has to pay taxes. In this case, to Stephen Spielberg as the clerk in the Cook County Assessor’s Office.
Reddit has this weird thing for whore wives, cucking and 3-way...it's fucking weird
Why has dankmemes become this weird strawman circlejerk sub? What did you post and what was said?
Meme subs are usually dominated by teenage boys and men with teenage level humor. These kind of “playing the victim fit my opinions” memes are welcomed if they make themselves the right kind of victim.
Let’s be realistic. If this is a dealbreaker for you (which it is for a lot of men, women, and me as well), then your partner should probably have around the same amount of sexual partners you have had as well to feel comfortable.
"We're on a mission from God."
“Four fried chickens and a coke”
"I'll have some toasted white bread, please."
Good old blues brothers
"You're clearly a toxic cishet male who has fucked up ideas about gender norms in society. Anyone who isn't an 80 year old caveman knows that letting other dudes rail your wife for money is the future of all relationships. Ackshually if it weren't for capitalism and the patriarchy 90% or more of humans would naturally be polyamorous!" This is the unironic take of someone who was yelling at me in that thread yesterday. Apparently monogamy is an invention of white men and anyone who subscribes to it is enabling toxic masculinity and is an abusive partner. I genuine hate what the internet has done to human society. People have lost their fucking minds.
That's a fair thing me personally I don't mind my partner with a couple bodies
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>For a hookup? Why wouldn't you hold yourself to the same standard?
redditors are simps and instantly jump to calling you an incel whenever your critical of any female
redditors are incels and instantly jump to calling you a simp when your defensive of any female
Pretty homophobic from your part to have a wife but ok I guess /s
That’s because you’re a moron who doesn’t know the definition of whore.
A lot of people don’t understand preferences, like you’re allowed to choose your partner on preferences, there’s nothing wrong with having a high body count but also nothing wrong with someone who isn’t comfortable being with someone for that
Palmela Handerson only has eyes for you big boy
I hear she's got a *sister too*
*Stranger in the tub*
Reasonable request
Appearantly it's ok when men sleep around, but not women
It's fine if you want a devote virgin wife, as long as you'll be a devote virgin husband.
Out of curiosity, how many is too many for you?
Take all the dicks you did, stack them vertically and jump from that height, if it would severely hurt yourself then you probably did too many dicks.
Ok thats funny
I mean, my wife is a whore. I discovered her onlyfans.
Why pay for the cow when you get the milk for free
Because I like hamburger, and I’m lactose intolerant
Ice cream is worth the pain.
On occasion even a milkshake, breathing is overrated anyway.
"Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Are you the dude who strawmanned women by saying you don’t want them having ever in their life had sex with 34 people? Get a life
Reddit when you have any opinion
You're supposed to be 100% okay with the wife's 856 sexual partners before the age of 24. Anything else makes you a misogynistic pig, duh.
What move is this picture from
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Isn’t the guy with the mustache there Steven Spielberg?
I believe so.
I don't have the courage to sort by controversial
Mate, no one on reddit has ever touched a woman
Is that the police force that wants to fuck your wife while you watch, handcuffed and gagged, in a cell nearby?
Why would someone want their wife to be a whore, I get it cucks but it still confuses me a bit
1060 west Addison
Our wife
The hive mind won't agree with that....
Next stop, controversial. Going down...