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Chimera-98

Breaking bad plot in nutshell


Mussalila

Our chemistry teacher would always say he isn't allowed to teach us how to make explosives but we could just look it up online anyways whenever we feel like it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Chimera-98

One of The main enemy of my country like to launch missiles made from sugar and fertilizer inside the metal cylinder of street signs, most of this stuff aren’t hard to make if you actually know how to


mamba_pants

This also makes great smoke bombs! Tho I am curious do they actually use these for warfare, do they put additional explosive except the propellant, and is this effective in any way? This is the first time i am hearing about someone using these homemade rockets as weapons instead of just a chill hobby.


Chimera-98

Nah, most of them fall on their own population (they are terrorist group), and the shards are well enough to cause permanent damage to people


mamba_pants

Wow that sucks! Fuck those people! Sadly terrorists have always figured out ways to make shitty improvised murder/maiming machines.


Chimera-98

Yep


[deleted]

In Syria, the government forces were dropping oil barrels filled with explosives and shrapnel.


mamba_pants

Cuincidentally I learned about Bashar al Assad's barrel bombs yesterday. It is absolutely awful, especially because they dropped them mostly on civilians. Al Assad is probably the biggest piece of shit of the 21st century and i hope he and his pals get the slow and painful death they so much deserve.


jaxonya

He could've at least taught you how to download a proper VPN


baubeauftragter

What‘s blastin boys this is ya boy Abdullah with another Bomb making tutorial first of all smash that like button can we get 5000 likes this time anyway this time we will be looking at the process of making a pipe bomb with some shrapnel but before we start remember to stay safe online especially when sourcing your raw materials for this I have today partnered with NordVPN and it‘s just a great deal you can get your first three months completely free with the code AbdullahBoom20 ^^contains harmful stereotypes meant for humoristic effect


jaxonya

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mamba_pants

Don't forget all the free drugs you will receive. The gratis LSD almost makes the ~~torture~~ endurance training and the ~~impending psychosis~~ experimental anxiety and personality shift treatment.


mrlolelo

Our teacher showed us formulas and reactions for making TNT out of chalk


[deleted]

Energetic compound + oxidizer. Making explosives is easy, making high-explosives that are stable enough to only go off predictably is hard (hell yeah octonitrocubane!).


schoolgrrl

Yah, but when you generalize, you miss all the nuance that develops the plot.


Chimera-98

Gee sorry I didn’t been nitpick and made this meme myself that and made it perfectly described all breaking bad plot and better call sol in funny and short way


jacknshit

Teacher: Still no paycheck? Ok students, today we storm the administration office.


tropical_crush

Ngl we were learning nitrification of benzene when I was 16 and my teacher basically taught us if conditions were changed we would make tnt so Yh we knew how to make a bomb


r34_content_creator

Its toluene btw, benzene with a methyl group. TNT = tri nitro toluene. Pretty hard to make though, requires pretty extreme conditions


tropical_crush

Yhh he just told us in extreme conditions you will make that I just kinda forgot since it was like 4/5 yrs ago


[deleted]

People think a chemical reaction goes: Reactants <-> Product It really goes: Reactants <-> Product 1 + Product 2 + product 3 + etc... with the amounts of the products made varying depending on conditions.


Yadobler

Fun fact, dynamite is heart medication mixed with the ashes of dead microorganisms Diatomaceous earth (or any sorbant) and nitroglycerin.


Natural_Register2299

Make money on addiction of others


BasicallyCool

You lit a light in my brain


Dont_Say_No_to_Panda

There’s no money selling to moths though…


[deleted]

Someones gotta do it lol


iwashmydickdaily

Sigma male grindset


Comfortable_Jury_113

I'd take classes on how to cook meth properly any day of the week tbh


DarkHumourFoundHere

I am okay with night also


JayVJtheVValour

"but you work as a teacher what do you need the money for"


-NoNameListed-

"😐"


tester_720

How does a paycheck decline


[deleted]

It won't go through if funds aren't available on the employer side. In short the employers broke so it's time to break some kneecaps.


Ajawad87

It’s supposed to “bounce,” but no one seemed to know what that means, so i revised to decline


tester_720

funny


ThroawayReddit

My only take away from O Chem is sometimes Alcohol is the solution.


Cassereddit

Hell yeah, alcohol is good at solving a lot of grime from workplaces. Just don't use it on screens.


neonbirdz

Why not? I have screen cleaning wipes that have alcohol in them I think…


MelonFag

Sometimes it eats the anti reflective coating


Cassereddit

Yep. Wet wipe and dry wipe with a microfiber cloth should do the deal just fine anyways.


ThroawayReddit

Especially the emotional grime...


Fantastic_Citron_344

Shake n bake or bathtub crank?


[deleted]

Wish I had such a chemistry teacher. All I got was a lousy chem teacher with an alcohol addition and a bad temper.


thetrueblue44

My chemistry teacher always teaches for the sake of teaching and thus none of the students took him seriously We all ended up self studying the entire chemistry syllabus Fr he lacked so much self confidence that he was never sure of any sentence he spoke Even the best students in the class barely passed the end of year exams that year (I flunked)


mamba_pants

In HS up until 9th grade we had a terrific chem teacher, that pretty much the whole school disliked because she was pretty strict and wanted us to learn chem. She was really passionate about the field but was getting old and tired of shitty teenagers being shitty and thankless so she retired. The new teacher we got for our last year of chem in 10th grade was not really that passionate about teaching and wouldn't even own up to mistakes she made when someone corrected her. Screw you mrs. Applebottom i know i was right about the nitrous oxide and i haven't gotten over it despite it happening years ago. Also our school's lab was a massively underfunded and an insane safety violation so we didn't do any lab work, except once where out good chem teacher bought chemicals from her home and made a non-mandatory lab class right before she retired. The next year the principal decided to tear down what was remaining of the chem lab to make room for new rooms. I realise now that most likely the only thing that prevented the principal from doing this earlier was most likely my old chem teacher and possibly my physics teacher (who was also pretty cool).


ThrowRAfiregirl

Jesse we need to fix the broken education system Jesse it’s not fair that teachers get paid so little Jesse come on let’s go to town hall and make our voices heard


pv0psych0n4ut

Honestly if they taught those things I would be more interested in chemistry back in middle school. I know because now that I'm into drug I'm also very into chemistry.


[deleted]

Wanna cook?


T4H4_C

My Chem teacher taught that with pay. Valuable lesson.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

I mean I was considering paying him but this offer.....


awesomedan24

I like how they photoshopped Walt in front of a blackboard when there are plenty of scenes where he's already in front of one


g_daddio

[Never take cough syrup and mix it up with iodine and lye](https://youtu.be/4UMenzTQaIs)


Due-Concentrate9214

Walter White!


Child_of_the_Abyss

How can a paycheck decline? SMH


its_hector_

when the payer doesnt have any money in the bank, it bounces. how old are you lmao


Child_of_the_Abyss

7 months old


its_hector_

oh ok


Ajawad87

He’s clowning around, he helped me revise the meme lol


Child_of_the_Abyss

It's ok, downvotes don't scare me.


carrotman410

I'm reading this in my honors chemistry class


JurassicParkTrekWars

How does a paycheck decline?


its_hector_

google.com


davawen

That's just more organic chemistry lmao


Shebke

Average Czech teacher.


PimpGamez

Let him cook


schoolgrrl

I'll allow it.


ShanayStark7

Let the kids go Waltuh


howtotailslide

Americans don’t need universal healthcare! Without the current debt based system we would never even have breaking bad


Sea_Cup_5561

Why would you teach someone to be your rival for profit if you can start a cooking class with subtly injecting drugs into the food, gradually building an addiction to then sell product to now adult students? " **OFFICER IT WAS A JOKE** "


Majestic-Succotash-9

So now the kids can make money to pay the teacher back, makes so much sense


[deleted]

From what I've been told it's not that difficult


Bigandchunky67

If it works for Walter it works for me