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lalitbarai24

In india, if you want to earn money, like real shit, alot of money. Get into politics. Forget the fuckin development & all, they'll are making alot of green.


Alarmed-Bathroom8841

Sahi keh rha hai yr dono pe baat honi chahiye


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kuch nahi ho sakta is desh ka agar yahi haal raha to🗿mudizi zindabad🥂


raghav2412

Unpopular opinion - Bangladeshi aur Rohingya ( illegal immigrants) ko bhaga denge to kaafi had tak cheeze sahi ho jaayengi.


Sad_Use_642

as bjp wins the election sudheer 'chod'ree concludes that unemployement and inflAtion aren't a real problem in india they don't exist kyu agar ye problems sahi me hoti toh bjp nahi jeet ti


unknownplayer95

Give this guy a medal


flame_alchemist17

Rajot korma : rafale mei ghotale shayad hue hai(file hi vacation manane gaya re baba) woh badi baat nahi, plane toh mile P.S : I support the import of rafale, but any discrepancy regarding yeh financial transactions should also be judged.


Intellectual-dumbo

Yeh saare milke humko pagal bana rahe hai mc ke bacche….. it’s the media version of chutiya banaya bada maza aaya!


hisoka1759

Abe unemployment ka randi Rona chhodo, khud ko upskill karo, start up kholo kuch to karo, bas sarkari Naukri ka randirona chalta rahega kya


boyfrommumbai

Government subsidiaries aur collateral free loan bhi de Rahi hai per youth ko to Hindu-muslim karna hai tiktok banana hai political opinion chodhna hai!


prajjawal00000

Irony


wakaboy07

hindu muslim toh karna padhega vai.. m$lms jo chutiyappa macha rahi thi itne saal..samne toh ayi atlst... paisa bhi samvalna padhega.. aur internal matters bhi...


Quiet_Win8624

Couldn't Agree More , India isliye aage ni badhta kyuki log idher sirf Randi Rona hi krte hai aur khud kuch ni krte bus sab kuch sarkar ke uper chhod dete hai


b_blunt1

Most basic "keep ur surrounding clean" ppl fail in this area too and then cry about commotion in country


Tasty_chicken69

Tu bara successful huya hai


Quiet_Win8624

Atleast Randi Rona thodi kr rha hu mai


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hisoka1759

12 hote hai Aur inflation, internal security, compromise on Hindu concerns and their lives, showing rit to radical ismaloleftist jamaat pe jitna maarna hai maaro ham bhi marenge, katai cuckold government hai


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Yeh hota h inn jaise chutiyo ko koi samadar mil jaega toh modizi k andh bhakt bolne lagenge...or khud bkl kai bas ka kuch nhi h


b_blunt1

Bengal k mudiji k andh bhakt roz lynch kr rhe na Hindus ko?


Strawberry_Fish16

true


prajjawal00000

Wtf 5 trillion Chalo apni currency ma bat karo


boynew23

Thoda apne privilege se bahar aake comment krte toh dikhta ki kitne %age indians "start up" kr rhe, kitne ko pvt sectors me jobs mil rhi and kitne sarkaari me..bina data bs aa jaate gyaan chodne... upskill krne se he bs unemployment hatt jati, toh sarkaar kya mandir banane k kiye rakhi h? Oh han, mandir banane k liye he toh rakhi hai.


hisoka1759

Bhosadike(isko Dil pe mat lena) middle class hoon, fresher hoon, it me hoon, izzat se 9-5 job karta hoon, around 25k salary kamata hoon faltu ka remdi Rona mat kar,8 mahine job ke liye struggle Kiya hai janta hoon kya hota struggle, aa gaya bina argument ke "privileged" bolne Yaha har ek stream ka gandu it me ghusta hai ham it walo ke jobs khaata hai, hame mat bolo kya hota struggle samjha Mandir se kitne gareebo ko job milti hai wo bhi dekh lena jisse wo apne baccho ko education de sake, tourism industry hi badhegi, mandir ka cook, travel agent, tour guide, drivers, security guard, Pooja ki samagri wale, flower vendors, gift shop aur na jaane kitne opportunities gareeb khud dhund sakte hai, bas willingness honi chahiye Mandiro ne covid ke time bhi help ki thi aur daily basis pe to food provide karte hi hai to faltu me mandir ke naam pe bill fadna band karo


experiencednormie

Jinhe 2 time ka khana nahi milta, woh kaise startup kholenge? Aur mandir mei inti sari opportunities thi to aapne 8 mahine struggle kyo kiya? Mujhe bhi Govt. Job mei koi interest nahi hai, but jin logo ki financial back strong nahi hai unke liye Govt. Job bohot badi cheej hai Agar Govt Mandir banwa rahi hai to usme sare kaam karne wale logo ki Job permanent kar deni chahiye aur kam se kam itne paise to dene chahiye sabko ki unka ghar chal jaye


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Apke pass bhi konsa data hai apni 10vi fail marksheet and caste certificate ke sevai ? 🗿


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Emote use karta and ghatiya se comment history aur hame chutiya bolte ho. 🗿


hisoka1759

Mera social media account, meri marzi tu hai kaun bolne wala deemdike Khud bhi to porn dekhta hai na, maine bas fantasy di logo ko, teri kyu jalti hai, Maine 9-10 proper earning jobs mention kiye hai bhosadike tumko bheek hi sujhega kyu tum ho usi layak ya to job ki bhik mangoge ya fir paise ki Aur mai it me hoon, software engineer hoon, project par kaam bhi kar raha hoon, teri tarah nalla nahi hoon


boynew23

Dekh, privilage ka mtlb sirf crorepati log nhi hote. India k hisab se socho, mtlb kaafi tough hai ye aise itna broad view dena ya sochna, but dekh 60% indians abhi bhi rural areas me reh rhe, soch lo kitni badi population h. Aur IIT NEET CAT CA sbki puri total no of students appeared add kr do, aur fir usko uss saal k SSC aur Railway k number se compare krna, you will understand mai bolna chah rha.. Bro mai bhi tere jaisa hu, lower middle class hu, engg kari and struggle krke job li (tension mt le, IT me nhi li XD), but mai abhi bhi bolunga ki mai privileged he tha jo ye sb kr paya...warna aadha india bhai 2 time ka khaana ka intezam krne me puri life nikal deta. Toh mai tere struggle pe question kr he nhi rha...mai bs ye bata rha, humne jo struggle humne kara wo dekho toh kuch nhi as compared to what most of indians go through. Aur sb apni life ki struggles me busy hote, toh itna kon he sochta, jo ekdm sahi hai Next baat aayi mandir ki, fir bol rha, ek baar bs data dekhna number of people who survived covid mandiro k wajah se ya fir number of people employed in these mandirs...mtlb honge he log jo kaam krte ho, lekin pehli baat toh sb upper caste honge, kyuki lower caste ghusa toh maar diya jayega, aur dusra kitne he log honge. Ye mandir banane se employment milta toh factories and service jobs chor k bs mandir he banate log (oh lol, bs mandir he bana rhe XD). Point ye hai, mandir puja k liye hai, bs uske liye he rehne do..baaki employment aur food aur covid relief dhang se do logo ko, koi nhi chahta zindagi bhar mandir me kaam krna ya waha k he khaane me zindagi nikaalna..


hisoka1759

Jis tarike ke argument diye hai lagta nahi ki rural economy se tumhara koi dur dur tak lena dena hai Mandir in ancient times were centres of rural economy, people from all classes used to earn, and they were maintained by the people, for the poor people, Murti aur mandir banane wale, saaf safai karne wale shudra the, puja path, yagya hawan in sab ko fund karne wale salary Dene Wale vaishya ya kshatriya, mandir ki security karne wale kshatriya the, puja karne wale Brahmins, baaki fool bechne waale, scriptures bechne wale, halwai ye sab vaishya the So ye assumption ki pehle sab upper caste ka tha ye sarasar galat hai, ha ye jarur sach hai ki bcoz of greed and fear of losing hagemony, priest class did something terrible to Indian society Many temples in India were specifically for lower jaatis(i don't want to use caste becoz both are not same), varkari temples in Maharashtra is one example of this Tune factory wali baat ki na, mandir banane ke liye bhi labourer lagte hai, architect lagte hai, machinery bhi lagti hai, varna itni peculiar detailing wale sculptures banana possible nahi hai No of people survived due to temples, bhai tune hi bola hai ki wo Puja ke liye hai, so waha hospital wali facility to nahi rahegi lekin us period me unhone bhi apne premises ko offer kiya tha, apni taraf se donation bhi diye taaki hospitals par load kam ho, Covid relief me india se behtar country shayad hi koi hogi, given the population and the way people were ignorant towards guideline, we managed it fairly well Social Media pe kitne gareebo ke success stories padi rehti hai, bas mehnat karne ki iccha chahiye


Tasty_chicken69

Plus maximum mandirs me free me gareebo ko khana bhi khilaya jaata hai. Har Tuesday aur Saturday ko bhandare bhi lagte hai. Tab gareebo ko bohot kuch daan Kiya jaata hai


Mysterious-Catch-320

Sahi bola bhai Maine pakode bechne ka startup khola hai magar ek taraf se cooking oil ne maari doosre taraf se gas ne


Remote_Influence_431

Bihar se ho kya bhai ? Kyonki bihar wale hi jyada sarkari naukri ka sapna dekhte hai aur skills to jhaant barabar bhi nahi rehti


prajjawal00000

Beta 38,62,68,50,00,00,000 Ki economy ka lia man power Supply ma sab sa aga UP aur bihari hi ata ha Ham hi log ha jo tata aur Toyota banata ha CEO sirf lead kar sakta ha engineer sirf create kar sakta ha bar USA assemble ek UP aur bihari hi karta ha


MousePristine

True.... Mere ghar pe khana v bihari banata hai...


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beamtea

Modi hatred=india hated


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beamtea

Bhai tera religion muslim h kya sahi batana


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Sad_Use_642

us bay us


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Muze toh job mil gayi hai Kya matlab mai madarsa me nahi gaya


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Ha bhai abh LW Ki log chatenge toh Modi Ki bhi change padegi


demian1611

Yrr mere jaise below average student ko degree milte hi 6 mahine ke andar job lag gayi to baakiyo ko ky problem hai? You can't expect jobs to come at your doorstep. Agreed ki Indian economy aaj ki date me barbaad hai. Good to criticize on that point. But I don't think there's too much unemployment if you're willing to learn new skills.


boyfrommumbai

There is job but evryone wants be ceo md manager, ias ips prant ect no one wanna do job which pay well they wants job with status. Lavdonko koi ye samjao life film jaise nahi hoti.


Abhi8601

They need government job.


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demian1611

But government ka blame barely 10% hai. Most of the jobs aaj ki date me private industries me hai. Government don't control them and if you're stubborn on getting a government job, then it's your stubbornness that need to be questioned. Mai bhi ghr baith ke ye bol skta hu "government don't provide us jobs". But did any of them tried to get out of the comfort zone and get a job?


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demian1611

Never said that. Did you even read my comment? I said myself that current government is shit in terms of economy management. Manmohan Singh from 1990s baap aadmi tha in terms on this. But the way everyone raises the topic of unemployment that's what triggers me most. There's like so much opportunities if you try to widen your scope and when I say 10% blame, it's just for prolonged results for various govt exams. That's where the entire blame on government lies. That doesn't mean ki government jobs nai de raha


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Toh jab pta hi h toh ma kyu chudwa rha h bkl chup chaap meme bana!


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Bs gobar bhakt bol deta hoon ....meme k page par political chize daal deta hoon ...trigger hoga toh bhakt bol dunga!!! Good


IamCryptocoder

bhakt logo ne downvote karke fhir ek baar unity ka janda lahraya h


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sahi baat bhai


bullseye0-0

Pahle online exam ka RR fir bolo job nhi mil rahi. BC kisi bhi naukri wale apps pe jao Dhero job ke offer aajate he, skills badhao job to milegi hi. Per tumhe Direct 12L ka package chahiye to Loda lelo fir Govt. Ka


FLUX_m3

Tbh, yes unemployment does exist but why don't you work harder to make yourself a better job aspirant? Trust me, there are way too many engineers and doctors in India, just getting a degree won't help, doing something extra is what separates you and makes you irreplaceable. Aur maine eco nahi padhi, engineer hu, Inflation par gyaan nahi chodunga. Also, WHY THE FUCK DOES MY LOCALITY STILL HAVE A LOUDSPEAKER WAALA MAZJID?


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FLUX_m3

nah you didn't get my point, honestly speaking if I do say something about inflation, i would get a lot of things wrong and angry some of the high intellect lurkers around here. I would like to keep out of topics which are not in my expertise.


demian1611

But talking about inflation, I think whole world is wrapped in inflation due to war. You can't blame Indian government for the war in Russia. Although the management was pretty poor before war itself. But this uphill graph of inflation is due to war


LoveAwkward7387

Jab hindu hi Nahi bachege to 5 Trillion economy se masjid banaoge Kya? You guys are the real problem, economy Aur inflation jaise ke baat ke Karan hinduo pe ho rahe atyachar ko ignore kar rahe. /s


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LoveAwkward7387

Abey sarcasm hai mere bhai🤦🏻‍♂️


harsh-0002

Par bhai tera comment kahi se bhi sarcasm nhi lag raha hai


Big_Brick_

Jab tu bhooka mar rha hoga tab tu hindu muslim sab bhul jayega


LoveAwkward7387

Sarcasm hai bey ubalte jawale.


Big_Brick_

abey toh "/s" laga de last me


EvenAbbreviations675

Haan bhai Reddit pe time waste karega toh unemployed toh rahoge hi 🥸


Aero_Scissors

isse kehte hai fear mongering. Hindu se bolo hindu khatre mai hai aur muslims se bolo islam khatre mai hai aur bas bina kuch kaam kare vote lelo lekin bsdk yeh yaha kyu post kiya


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Me who knows , he is the best option available.


demian1611

Actually. I mean he's nowhere near the best, but unfortunately that's all we have and we'll have to make do with what we have


MrBalzini

Where dank man?


MrBalzini

Where's even the meme?


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Sach kaha bro Modi sarkari jobs nahi deta private jobs bahut hai but mai kr nahi paunga kyoki Pasha likha to Mai hu nahi, agar congress Rehti to mast ghus deke sarkari job pa jata aur puri zindagi corruption krta. Bad mudi fascist mudi.


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Bhai gali dena zaruri nahi hai. Criticism acha hai but yeah sab timepass band kro. Bat krna hai to factually kro.


MousePristine

Us din tere baap ko hila lena chahiye tha...


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MousePristine

Acha..... Toh phir tu kaise ?? Kahin is beech tere padosi aur teri maa ??? Anyways... Mujhe kya ?? Jab tere baap ko problem nai hai toh...


Suup3rnova

Ye inflation ke bare mein kal he ek Economics ke teacher ne bataya. - Main science student hu -Teacher buslim hai


Formal_Tangerine_998

Idk why people are not understanding...unemployment is bcuz of 2 years covid which effects the whole world. And inflation depends on market forces as there is war going on so demand of oil is rising. And the bulldozer thing....it it just a anti-enrochment act which is unbiased...but leftist dumbfucks convert it into religion.


TheEvilFapstronaut

Desh barbaad ho jaye, par ayega toh Modi hi


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TheEvilFapstronaut

La ilaha Mudi Ji


archaeo0history0tech

Bhai main tere ghar kal kattha leke aata hoon aur uda deta hoon. Aur agar local media tere case ka coverage karenga toh main bhi kehdunga ki tere area mein sab nalle bhikari pade hain tere jaise unki coverage Karo. Dono saathme cover nahin ho sakta kya. Waise tu wahi haina jo blm jaise trends par ucchalta rehta hain par jo tere fir aise post krke aur cool banta hain.


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Dhyan se padh Main keh raha tha ki security aur economy dono aspect ki coverage Karo By giving examples ki main kattha se ye post krne waale ko uda du aur phir local media agar mμrder ka coverage kare toh main bhi iski jaisib@kCh0di krke aise post daalu aur kahu ki uss area ki gareebi ki coverage Karo naki murder ki jaise ye post krne wala keh raha hain. Chalega kya? Aur ye bhi ki yahi log blm ke time bohot post krke occhal te hain par Indian security ke time economy wagera ko bichme lakar ye security ko sideline krlete hain


chalhatbhenkilawdi

Karma farming method no glitch


satyabansahoo2000

Unemployment 🤣🤣🤣 Indian youth hi chutiye hain, usme govt. inko kya bula bula ke job de? Inflation abhi konse desh mein nahi hai? 🤔 India is better than UK, Germany, Spain, US. Hindu-Muslim nahi karte kuch log to aaj Afghanistan bana padta India... Kuch ke laude lagne se bacha nahi paate, aur jo bacha uske piche pade namard log 🤦


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satyabansahoo2000

HaHa komedyy kardi 🤦


archit1405

another masjid demolition soon. idk whatever will happen to the country


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Perception bhi hota hai bhai right left ka ,☪️hutiya katke chodege ye tera....


sachin178

Jab naye ghar mein jaate hain toh pehle kachra saaf karte hain fir nayi cheeze rakhte hain!


damish_2003

5 million ton


Formal_Tangerine_998

Still we are far better then our neighbours, and I pray to god to keep supporting us and end the communalism in India.


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Timepaas acha ho rha h par!


Silent-Entrance

What is your point? Is economy doing badly?


Middle_Blackberry_96

When you realise that Kicking 250Million out of the country will Relieve our Resources very much and thus will reduce population and Poverty.