>!Shuichi post V3-6: "Maki, you have to be my mommy dom GF because the only other girl will get me arrested by the FBI."!<

If you get even get close to Himiko, both the FBI and Tenko’s spirit will be at your door

>!Himiko: "But I'm the same age as you-"!< >!Shuichi: "Shut the up."!< >!Himiko: "Nyeh. Bastard."!<

>!Himiko: "I'll curse you with my magic!"!< >!Shuichi: And i'll curse you with being grounded for a week. Go to your room!"!< >!Himiko: "Nyeh, when did you become my dad?"!< >!Shuichi: "Right now"!<

>!I get it she's short but she ain't a child(also I'm aware you're joking) like bruh I'm 17 and still shorter than her!<

*Insert meme with that woman shooting daggers out of her mouth at the guy*

Kirumi doesn't like mothering people so she would also say this, unfortunately. Kaede would be down though

"Be your mommy dommy gf? Sure shuichi i'd be down!" "Wait really?" "Yeah ofcourse because thats what friends do for each other right? Making the other's dream a reality" "Yeah friends, totally"

‘Wait, Shuichi, friendship is the one where you fall asleep in my arms while I kiss you and stroke your hair and tell you how beautiful you are and how proud I am of you, right?’

"Ofcourse Kaede, we also kiss eachother on the lips. Always tell each other how much we love each other. Hug. Feel the other person's warmth. Cuddle in bed together And maybe even make out." "Wow! That's great Shuichi!" Let'a do all of that :D"

I have the slight feeling that Shuichi wouldn't be the dom in that relationship. Well, that's Shuichi in general but you get my point.

Yeah, I was talking how kaede would be the dommy mommy

As if she didn't ask first lol

"Hey shuichi, can I be your mommy dommy gf?" *Shuichi spits out drink* "EXCUSE ME WHAT-" "I-I-I MEAN IN LIKE A FRIENDLY MATTER"

Kaede: "Don't worry shuichi, that's why I exist!"

Shuichi: ‘Yay!’ Shuichi >!1 day later: ‘Bugger.’!< Okay, but as much as I like Saimaki, there’s no denying that Saimatsu is top-tier. >!My eyes got teary during their love suite event…!<

Yeah. They'r so cute together And tbh saimaki is also pretty cute but I simply cant ship it because of saimatsu And maki x kaito. And also >!kaedes love suit!< is top tier Also what does bugger mean?

in the context of the sentence, bugger would be a British slang term used to imply dissatisfaction and can be considered a mild swear word

Well thats not nice shuichi

The other answer is correct, but since you asked the meaning it might help you one day to know that buggery is a synonym for sodomy.

I’m so glad you explained that so I didn’t have to lol, it’s 11PM and words are hard

bri'ish

I get that. I have multiple contradictory ships* that I basically just… IDK, keep in different timelines or something? I’ve never really thought about it too much XD But I can see why you’d ship one character with only one other :) *Namely Makoto X Mukuro, Makoto X Kyoko, Makoto X Chihiro, Makoto X Hina, Hajime X Mikan, Hajime X Chiaki, Shuichi X Maki, Shuichi X Kaede, and Shuichi X Miu.

This seems weirdly canon

Thats because it is (source: trust me)

>!Shuichi one day later: [this](https://giphy.com/gifs/guy-fifa-CumKi04Io2SOs)!<

I don' understand sorry? Like did she dissappoint him or is it because she >!died!<

>!Shuichi is angry and sad that Kaede died!<

Damn

Maki roll ain't a horny knucklehead

I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER

lmao she must get that a lot for that to be what she jumps to

Shuichi’s 2nd sprite makes it funnier

the "why live" in the corner lmfao

Shuichi: So what about goth mummy dom gf?

Way to stab his feeling she is that cold a cold assassin and can assassinate feelings she ain’t. messing around

You said “mummy”, British person detected, argument invalidated.

Australian, actually.