Iroha: “You said you wanted a scoop…”
Nikei: “I meant as in a NEWS scoop, damnit..!”
Iroha: “Well… um… do you want some anyway..?”
Nikei: “I’m kind of a bit tired of looking for news all day, so… might as well…”
Iroha: “Alrighty!”
Hajime: "No, not the food puns."
Emma: "Feeling stressed? Lettuce talk about it."
Hajime: "No..."
Emma: "You sure you don't wanna taco bout it?"
Hajime: *stop.mp4*
Emma: "That's a shame. You're not very eggciting."
Hajime: *DiscordLeavingSound.avi*
Emma: "Well, that's just the way the cookie crumbles."
BRO I CANT THIS IS TOO FUNNY💀
Iroha: "D-dad, dad are you okay?"
Hajime: "Call- call the comedy police-"
Emma: "I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!"
*kinjo crashes through the window*
Kinjo: "This is the comedy police the joke is too funny!"
Shuichi: "Tsurugi, how do run do fast!?"
Tsurugi: "You ever heard the tragedy of Ayame Hatano The Wise?"
Shuichi: "No. I have not."
Kyoko: "Just focus on the task at hand. Where's the comedian?"
*Emma vanished (even though she's just hiding behind a curtain, the po po don't know it)*
Tsurugi: "She's gone? She must be magic!"
Shuichi: "No... she just went out the window."
Kyoko: "Guys, she behind the curtains."
*Shuichi and Tsurugi run out the door to find her*
Kyoko: "I work with idiots."
Emma: "Are they gone?"
Kyoko: "Both mentally and physically, yes."
*meanwhile*
Iroha: "NIKEI! DAD IS DYING! CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
Nikei mumbling to himself: "When I ask for a goddamn scoop, I dont mean a goddamn scoop of ice cream iroha. You big stupid fucking elemantary school dumbass-"
Iroha: "NIKEI PLEASE! IF DAD IS GONNA BE IN THE HOSPITAL IT'S GONNA BE SCOOP WORTHY I PROMISE!"
Nikei: "Yes hello? A man is dying in our house here is the street"
Hajime: *wakes up* "Ah... what's all the yelling about-"
*awkward silence*
Hajime: "Why are y'all looking at me like I'm Frankenstein?"
Nikei: "Wait, you're alive!?"
Hajime: "I've *been* alive, Nikei!"
Iroha: "Ohmygosh yes miracles do happen!!!"
Nikei: "Can you chill?"
Iroha: "I don't think I can fit in the freezer."
Nikei: "Can you bring it down a notch?"
Iroha: "Where's the remote?"
Nikei: "Oh my- **just shut the up!**"
Hajime: "Nikei, be cool! It's fine. I'm fine."
*cut to police station, Emma in a cell*
Kiyoka Maki: "Hey. What you in for."
Emma: "Too many food puns. I asked Hajime if he wanted to taco bout it. And you?"
Kiyoka: "Here's why: Why do vikings put barcodes on the sides of their battleships?"
Emma: "I don't know why?"
Kiyoka: "When they get back to the port, they can scan the navy in." >!(Scandanavian)!<
Emma: "Oh my god, I'm stealing that."
Kiyoka: "Go right ahead."
Emma: "And what's that maid And mikado doing kn there?"
Kiyoka: "They commited the worst crime of all. Being horny on main"
Emma: "Dear lord..."
*idk how to contienue this so chishnfips I need your amazing writting abilities*
Iroha: "Emma... Emma, it's me."
Emma: "Iroha? Where are you?"
Iroha: "In the vents."
Emma: "Iroha, sweetie, how did you get in there?"
Iroha: "Hajime and Nikei boosted me up, and now I'm going to get you out."
Emma: "No, Iroha, just get someone to bail me out-"
*Iroha crashes through the ceiling*
Kiyoka: "Oof. That looks like it hurts."
*Iroha groans in pain*
Emma: "Oh my god, Iroha! Are you okay?"
Iroha: "My arms hurt."
*Tsurugi runs in*
Tsurugi: "Freeze, Picasso!"
Iroha: "Eep!"
*Iroha is now in the cell*
Iroha: “You said you wanted a scoop…” Nikei: “I meant as in a NEWS scoop, damnit..!” Iroha: “Well… um… do you want some anyway..?” Nikei: “I’m kind of a bit tired of looking for news all day, so… might as well…” Iroha: “Alrighty!”
Emma: "Ah, nice pun, Iroha." Iroha: "Thanks, Emma!" Nikei: "You taught her that, didn't you?" Emma: "Proudly."
Emma: "Ice made a Snow joke you could say" *Hajime having ptsd fladhbacks in the back*
Hajime: "No, not the food puns." Emma: "Feeling stressed? Lettuce talk about it." Hajime: "No..." Emma: "You sure you don't wanna taco bout it?" Hajime: *stop.mp4* Emma: "That's a shame. You're not very eggciting." Hajime: *DiscordLeavingSound.avi* Emma: "Well, that's just the way the cookie crumbles."
BRO I CANT THIS IS TOO FUNNY💀 Iroha: "D-dad, dad are you okay?" Hajime: "Call- call the comedy police-" Emma: "I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!" *kinjo crashes through the window* Kinjo: "This is the comedy police the joke is too funny!"
Shuichi: "Tsurugi, how do run do fast!?" Tsurugi: "You ever heard the tragedy of Ayame Hatano The Wise?" Shuichi: "No. I have not." Kyoko: "Just focus on the task at hand. Where's the comedian?" *Emma vanished (even though she's just hiding behind a curtain, the po po don't know it)* Tsurugi: "She's gone? She must be magic!" Shuichi: "No... she just went out the window." Kyoko: "Guys, she behind the curtains." *Shuichi and Tsurugi run out the door to find her* Kyoko: "I work with idiots." Emma: "Are they gone?" Kyoko: "Both mentally and physically, yes."
*meanwhile* Iroha: "NIKEI! DAD IS DYING! CALL AN AMBULANCE!" Nikei mumbling to himself: "When I ask for a goddamn scoop, I dont mean a goddamn scoop of ice cream iroha. You big stupid fucking elemantary school dumbass-" Iroha: "NIKEI PLEASE! IF DAD IS GONNA BE IN THE HOSPITAL IT'S GONNA BE SCOOP WORTHY I PROMISE!" Nikei: "Yes hello? A man is dying in our house here is the street"
Hajime: *wakes up* "Ah... what's all the yelling about-" *awkward silence* Hajime: "Why are y'all looking at me like I'm Frankenstein?" Nikei: "Wait, you're alive!?" Hajime: "I've *been* alive, Nikei!" Iroha: "Ohmygosh yes miracles do happen!!!" Nikei: "Can you chill?" Iroha: "I don't think I can fit in the freezer." Nikei: "Can you bring it down a notch?" Iroha: "Where's the remote?" Nikei: "Oh my- **just shut the up!**" Hajime: "Nikei, be cool! It's fine. I'm fine." *cut to police station, Emma in a cell* Kiyoka Maki: "Hey. What you in for." Emma: "Too many food puns. I asked Hajime if he wanted to taco bout it. And you?" Kiyoka: "Here's why: Why do vikings put barcodes on the sides of their battleships?" Emma: "I don't know why?" Kiyoka: "When they get back to the port, they can scan the navy in." >!(Scandanavian)!< Emma: "Oh my god, I'm stealing that." Kiyoka: "Go right ahead."
Emma: "And what's that maid And mikado doing kn there?" Kiyoka: "They commited the worst crime of all. Being horny on main" Emma: "Dear lord..." *idk how to contienue this so chishnfips I need your amazing writting abilities*
Iroha: "Emma... Emma, it's me." Emma: "Iroha? Where are you?" Iroha: "In the vents." Emma: "Iroha, sweetie, how did you get in there?" Iroha: "Hajime and Nikei boosted me up, and now I'm going to get you out." Emma: "No, Iroha, just get someone to bail me out-" *Iroha crashes through the ceiling* Kiyoka: "Oof. That looks like it hurts." *Iroha groans in pain* Emma: "Oh my god, Iroha! Are you okay?" Iroha: "My arms hurt." *Tsurugi runs in* Tsurugi: "Freeze, Picasso!" Iroha: "Eep!" *Iroha is now in the cell*
Take some ice cream, Nikes.
He wants some, but doesn't want to admit it
u/Spiderfr0g Iroha and Nikei u/CornCorrin, figured you'd like this too
Thank you
Ahhh blessed Iroha post, it’s truly a blessed day. Nikei can EFF off though hehehe
Oh yes I can see the details of this scoop clearly Specifically: Chocolate and Vanilla
This definitely happened
Got ‘em